Shinka no Mi

Tobacco Blade Incident

"Ahh... nice hot water..."

I was at the inn's hot spring at once.

Of course, this is a men's bath, and there is no one else but me, as the Guardian said.

"No, I wonder if the Guardian God is a man? Is she a woman?

The quality and appearance of the voice were very neutral, so I didn't really understand it.

Well, isn't gender a big problem?

Normally speaking, whether it's a man or a woman, the topic to be aware of when talking is not offensive to the other person.

As long as it's protected, there's nothing wrong with it.

"Even so... it feels so good..."

As I heard, this hot spring seems to be of very good water quality, and my skin is smooth and smooth just now.

Besides, the view was good, and the sea was overlooked at Umineko Pavilion's Jacuzzi, while this one was built to overlook the mountains.

I don't know what the climate is like in this country, but the mountains are green and very clean.

If there is a seasonal feeling of autumn and winter, can you put in the autumn while looking at the autumn leaves and take a snowy bath in winter? Isn't that great?

"I'm not old enough to drink yet, but I guess adults enjoy drinking in this situation."

Well, it seems that drinking in the bath is dangerous, so it hasn't happened on Earth recently. Still yearning.

"Here, let's bring Dad again. I want my mom and dad to have fun."

I was able to spend time with my dads again in this different world. I want a little filial piety.

I hardly ever had a chance to take a bath with my father, and I think it would be fun to go in with him.

"Hah... well, I don't think it's such a pleasant situation..."

But right now I'm in a little bit of a dangerous situation to enjoy purely.

I don't think Yamato has the ability to act like a real god, and we need to target them.

"It's completely innocent. It's definitely better to take a quiet, relaxing bath like this than that."

When I heard Yamato's story, I realized that there was no god-like power in Lok.

Of course, I think it's amazing to be able to do anything, but the happiness in front of me is smaller than that... well, that happiness is difficult, but it's more in my nature to take care of it. You're originally a small citizen.

When I was enjoying the hot spring relaxing, I heard voices from the hot spring next door... in other words, from the woman-water.

"Seiichi, can you hear me?

"Hmm? Salia?

"Yes! This hot spring is very spacious! What about you?

"This one's big too. Plus, rent it all out by yourself!

I see! Well then, I'm coming too!

"Whoa, that's good!" Wait a minute! That's not good! This isn't a mixed bath!? "

"Huh? But I didn't go in the Umineko Pavilion with you, and I want to go in with you."

Ugh

What a terrifying and fascinating proposition...!

However, this is not a mixed bath, but a place that is properly divided between men and women.

Regardless of whether it's a family bath or a mixed bath, it's not okay to break the rules of the inn.

This is a manly place, and I have to say no!

"No, no, no, Sasa, Sasa, Sasa!

"Be a little more restrained!

"I'm sorry!?"

Al's sharp clatter came from the neighborhood. No, no, no, no. Because it is a sentimental age.

I managed to get through Salia's fascinating suggestion and once again enjoy the bath by myself, I hear a very pleasant voice from the neighbors.

"Alu! I'll flush your back!

"What? Nothing..."

"It's okay, it's okay!

"Hey! Oh no... I'll wash Saria's back later, too."

"I did it!

"... awesome"

"Hmm? What's wrong? Oliga."

"... Altoria, oneechan's breasts are big."

"Where are you looking!?"

"But, Artoria's chest is definitely huge..."

"Oh, yes! Al's breasts are amazing."

"Hey... Saria!? Nah, why are you touching..."

"... Saria is big, too. That's good."

"Really? Oliga will grow up too!

"... fun"

"That's... nnh! Nh, don't rub your chest...!

"Huh? Because it feels so good."

"Nh, no... hey... stop...!

Speaking of which, René has big breasts too.

"... nn. Cheeky as a foodie."

"What are you talking about!? What do you want, something like this?"

"... cheerfulness"

"Ha!? Oh, Olga! My chest... nh!?"

----I was floating in the hot spring with my nose bleeding.

And the stimulus is too strong...!

Isn't it a little too defenseless!? There's me next door!? Maybe I'm not even aware of the opposite sex!? Can I cry?

"Ha!? I was just about to go back to the underworld..."

I managed to regain my sanity, and I shake my head.

"But, are you going up already? It's going to go up like this....."

In a different way than a hot spring!

When I stood up to return to my room while my body was burning in a way other than a hot spring, I suddenly felt a sign of a person.

Hmm?

For a moment, is it the Guardian God? Turning around... there was a mysterious group of people with demonic faces on their faces, in the shape of a full-body robe, even though it was a hot spring for some reason.

……

……

We stare at each other and look at each other.

And...

"Nooooooooooo! Etch, nice, nice, nice, nice!

It's him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!

As I screamed, the mysterious group came upon me relentlessly!

"Hey!? This is a hot spring! Take off your clothes!?"

"I don't know what you're talking about... kill me!

"Whoa, hey, hey!

Isn't I right in this case? It's a hot spring. Why are you wearing clothes?

Even though the weapons and clothes are in the item box, you are too conscious of being in a hot spring to avoid attacking the opponent naked.

Then Saria and the others in the hot spring next door called out.

"Seiichi!? What's wrong!?"

"Well, I don't know what's going on. They're attacking us!

"Yeah!?"

While having such a conversation, a man who looked like a leader of a mysterious group grudged.

"Oops! You found the town and you let it in...! What are you doing! Hurry and kill me!

"That's it... our attack is so disgusting!

"Thank you! Cut off the trembling creatures like they provoke us there!

"Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!?"

He just told me to cut off my dick!? Sure, it's naked, so I'm shaking!

Regardless of reproductive behavior, don't take it because you still use it when you urinate!?

"Kuu! Ah, it won't hit!

"Damn! Are you proud of that!?"

"Are you jerking us off in the dark!? Sure you're out of standard, but so are we...!

"Who are you!?"

You didn't come here to kill me!? Why are you staring at my dick?!

I'm not bragging about it, but it's bad that you attacked while you were just taking a bath!?

"... what a valiant enemy... while showing us its out-of-standard qualities, at the same time you feel confident that you can escape even after being targeted by weaknesses...!

"I didn't think about it!

No more, these people!

Perhaps these are the attackers of the enemies guarded by the Guardian God and Moon Shadow, but it's time to make a lot of worrying remarks!?

"Nevertheless, I can't let you do it like this...!

"Ha!? - Gaha!?"

When I approach one of the nearest raiders, I touch my stomach lightly. That's the power you intend to stroke with your feathers.

But that's all they blew up as funny as it was.

"Hey, this guy!

"Sorry, but I still want to enjoy the hot springs!

I'll cut through the first one and take down more and more raiders.

Of course, I'm trying my best within me... but I wonder if I'm trying my best. I'm not going to die because of the effect of Skill [Infinite Hell].

One after another... no, I threw thousands of attackers at my cock, thousands of thousands of thousands of thousands threw the momentum of the throw, and finally only the leader man remained.

"You're the only one left.

"* giggle *... to this naked man...!

"Because you guys attacked here!?"

It's not my fault you're naked! No, if you're told to get dressed, that's it, but this is a hot spring. You can't imitate such innocence. It's just a policy.

Then the leader leans down and laughs quietly.

"Kuku... I didn't think you'd be this talented... okay. If this happens, I'll settle it with you."

"Ah, mochiro..."

"My sword and your sword!

"What are you talking about? Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The leader put a knife on my dick... not a dagger? I've been shaking my balls!

Is he really trying to fix it with his own weapon and my dick!? Are you stupid!?

"Got it....!

"Shit!?"

However, I forgot to avoid too stupid or unexpected behavior of the opponent, and forgave the opponent's attack.

And finally, the blade of the opponent... arrived in my cock!

"This battle for the blade... I won!

"No, ahhhhhhhh! No, no, no, no!

I'm going to shout like a girl.

But...

Paquin.

"Nah!?"

Heh?

The blade that touched my cock literally broke apart.

At the same time, as a matter of course, my intact dick.

A man staring at a shattered weapon in his own hands, dazed.

And the leader man fell quietly on his knees.

"My defeat... is exactly the blade..."

"You idiots!?"

I don't know what you're talking about anymore. You were trying to kill me. No, I've come to take my life as a man in a way!

I mean, if you think about it, why didn't you hate the weapon attacking me only in this situation!? My dick just punched me without joking!?

When I took on the Kaiser Empire's soldiers, I had to fight normally, even though it was self-destructive.

When I twisted my neck without knowing the difference, I heard an intracerebral announcement.

This battle is literally a battle to show off your character as a man. That's Seiichi. Thank you very much.

"Is this world just stupid!?"

Well done! What, a raider like this? Are the masterminds different from the people they hire?

"Losing is losing. Whatever you want."

"Um... well then, let's get you some sleep."

"Gah!?"

I'm in a lot of trouble, and above all, there's no guarantee that I won't run away, so I stunned the leader's man.

While all the attackers were fainting, they stood up with an unspeakable expression and noticed that the dressing room was in a hurry.

And...

"Seiichi! It's okay!?"

"Are you all right!? Seiichi!

Heh?

Salia and Al rushed in desperately - naked.

……

We stare at each other silently.

Salia seemed calm, but Al gradually looked down because he didn't know what was going on.

"Hmm... hey...!?"

"Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

"Let me, Seiichi!?"

Finally, with Al dyeing his face bright red in sight, I came to the hot spring again with a nosebleed.