During the Tang Dynasty, domestic pigs did not evolve, and some were gizzards in Wu Zetian's mouth.
Wild boars are fierce, hurting people and things until the 21st century, not to mention the low productivity of the Tang Dynasty.
But this girl is really dedicated, at this moment, anyone who doesn't know will think that Wu Zetian is alive.
I'm fine with one mouthful, but can you change the title of fairy? I wonder if the most well-known line in some movies and TV shows is "Sun you fairy"!
This fairy he is very innocent!
Even every time I hear two people call themselves immortals, a certain part becomes tight...
Shangguan Wan'er also came to be interested: "I wonder how the fairy tamed this thing?"
Jiang Yichu waved his hand, disapprovingly said: "It's the 21st century, is this thing still tame? It's everywhere."
"21...what?" Shangguan Wan'er asked.
Jiang Yichu was speechless, and put down the things in his hands: "Girl, you won't be still in the play, right? The crew is finished, it's time to play, do you think you are really from the Tang Dynasty?"
"Tang is dead, now only Da Zhou!" Shangguan Wan'er said firmly.
Big week?
Jiang Yichu smiled, and was annoyed at the thought of the girl ruining her three acres of peanut fields, "Da Zhou? Have you never attended junior high school, girl? Da Zhou has long been perished."
"The immortal can't talk nonsense. His Majesty Dazhou will govern, and it will last forever. How can the country be subjugated!" Shangguan Wan'er retorted.
"Yes, yes, your Great Week will last forever, right?"
Jiang Yichu rolled his eyes, too lazy to care about her, and walked into the kitchen.
"Your Majesty, this demon way of nonsense, Da Zhou can be ruled by His Majesty, how can it perish." After Jiang Yichu left, Shangguan Wan'er said angrily.
Wu Zetian waved his hand, staring at the direction Jiang Yichu was going.
Despite Shangguan Waner's persuasion, Wu Zetian always felt that the look in Jiang Yichu's eyes when speaking was not a joke, but rather like a wise man with an unknown prophet, who had already seen everything.
For some reason, Wu Zetian had a bad feeling.
"Wan'er, I need your help for one thing."
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"Come and taste the rice wine I made myself."
Jiang Yichu set the tableware and greeted the two.
Angry and angry, but can't let the two little girls just watch and eat.
Wu Zetian took the lead to sit down, the queen's demeanor and calm.
"What is this?" Shangguan Wan'er looked at the five-flowered meat on the plate and issued a fatal torture.
"Dongpo meat is the gizzard meat that your majesty said, try it." Jiang Yichu said, holding a piece of meat and stuffing it into his mouth.
Wu Zetian also clipped a piece and put it in the mouth like Jiang Yichu, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
"This is gizzard? Why is it so delicious!" Wu Zetian looked excited.
She has never eaten such delicious meat, even if it is fat, it is still delicious, and the taste that melts in the mouth makes people straight into the sky.
Wu Zetian said again: "Dare to ask the fairy, this thing is the one I fed?"
Jiang Yichu nodded and said jokingly: "It is disobedient and smells like Her Majesty the Queen, so I will kill it and make Zhuocai."
Wu Zetian naturally knew that Jiang Yichu was playing again, and the corners of his lips were slightly bent.
Jiang Yichu's throat moved when he watched. He is indeed an actor, so pretty!
Shangguan Wan'er picked up the rice wine, took a sip, and instantly showed a look in the eyes of a foodie. It was a terrible one.
"Your Majesty, this wine is sweet and very delicious."
Wu Zetian nodded, also showing a vicious look: "This wine is really delicious!"
Jiang Yichu was a little proud, and waved his big hand: "If you like it, open it up and drink, and there are seven or eight altars!"
"Since this is the case, then I have thanked the fairy." Wu Zetian said, taking a look at Shangguan Wan'er.
Two great pleasures for men, drinking and eating meat.
If you have to add the same thing, it is drinking and eating meat with the beautiful girl.
Until now, Jiang Yichu was actually a little drunk, holding a wine glass, a little homesick.
"Fairy, I have a question." Wu Zetian said.
Jiang Yichu waved his hand, "Say."
"The fairy is an unknown prophet, knowing that Da Zhou will die?"
Jiang Yichu waved his hand and said with a smile: "There are things in the book, where are the unknown prophets, this is the 21st century, and how many years has the Tang Dynasty died."
"The immortal knows, why did Great Zhou die?" Wu Zetian said again.
Jiang Yichu raised his head and glanced at Wu Zetian, and said in a daze, "It's not easy. I was taken back by the Li family."
Wu Zetian was shocked, seized?
"The new people laugh at the old people and cry. Throughout history, which dynasty was not like that, how Wu Zetian got it is destined to lose it." Jiang Yichu said in a daze.
How to get it, then how to lose it, is it true that, as the fairy said, Da Zhou is doomed to die, but she has only been on the throne for less than a year.
"Xianren, can you tell me how long my Great Zhou has been alive?" Wu Zetian said as much as possible to keep calm.
"I count it."
While talking, Jiang Yichu broke his fingers and said, "21 years."
21 years.
The prosperous age that she has worked so hard for is actually facing the situation of seizing power after only 21 years.
Shangguan Wan'er said quickly: "Your Majesty, don't listen to this wicked nonsense!"
Your Majesty has only been on the throne for less than a year, and some people say that the Great Week can only last for 21 years, which is really nonsense!
Wu Zetian waved his hand and continued to ask, "What happened to the Li family?"
Jiang Yichu sighed, "It was lost in the hands of a woman, the Anshi chaos, the eunuch was in power, but it was a pity that Li Er built a flourishing world."
Wu Zetian nodded and asked again: "Who is Empress Wu in the heart of the fairy?"
Empress Wu?
Wu Zetian.
Jiang Yichu smiled and said eight words:
"The beauty is a disaster, the country and the people!"
Confident faces bring harm to the waters and the country and people.
After Jiang Yichu said these eight words, he lay on the table in a daze.
Wu Zetian's face was cloudy and sunny, and he continued to ask: "Dare to ask the immortals, why do you say this."
"It's written in history books, check it out by yourself."
After speaking, Jiang Yichu lay down on the table and fell asleep.
No matter how Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er yelled, they didn't respond.
"Your Majesty, why listen to this demon way bewitching people's hearts, your Majesty's long grace is mighty, and the Great Zhou will last forever." Shangguan Wan'er comforted, and her heart was also uncertain.
If this is in the Great Zhou Kingdom, this demon way will be pushed out to beheaded to the public.
How dare you say that the great Zhou dynasty has only been 21 years old, and even slander the current emperor is a disaster.
Wu Zetian waved his hand, suppressed the discomfort in his heart, and said: "It's okay, the immortal's drunken words should not be taken seriously."
Having said that, Wu Zetian still couldn't let it go.
Why did the immortal say this, and why she became a confidant, all this seems to be known only when the immortal wakes up.
"Little Shang, stay away from my peanuts!"
Sitting in the shade of the tree, Jiang Yichu shouted at Shangguan Wan'er.
The three acres of peanuts yesterday caused Jiang Yichu's pain until now. After a long time, the girl ran to the peanut field again.
"It's okay, Wan'er is young, and Xu has played a little bit and ruined the fairy's grain. I will compensate when I get out of the valley." Wu Zetian said.