Showdown: Opening and Wu Zetian's wandering on the deserted island

"Delicious!"

"His Royal Highness, this thing is a god!" Shangguan Wan'er introduced.

"Is it so magical?" Wu Zetian was dubious.

"It's true." Shangguan Wan'er said, took two more bunches and ate them.

"Wan'er, pay attention to the image." Wu Zetian frowned, but in his heart he thought about what's so delicious about this small thing.

Click.

As soon as he bit down, Wu Zetian's expression changed.

An unspeakable feeling filled his mouth.

"His Royal Highness, Wan'er didn't lie to you?" Shangguan Wan'er smiled when seeing Wu Zetian's expression.

"Divine fetish, divine fetish, it is indeed a divine fetish." No longer being reserved, Wu Zetian bit it bit by bit.

It looked like it hadn't eaten for three days.

"Slow down, slow down, don't choke." Jiang Yichu was speechless.

Isn’t it just some mutton?

It looks like I haven't seen the market.

Seeing that the fire was almost done, Jiang Yichu took out cumin chili and sprinkled it on the lamb skewers.

The smell of lamb, which was originally juicy, began to pungent.

"Fairy, what is this?" Wu Zetian secretly wiped the corner of his mouth.

"This is a seasoning, it will be more delicious after being sprinkled on it." Jiang Yichu took a bite.

"More delicious?" Shangguan Waner's eyes lit up one day, and she glanced at Wu Zetian secretly.

"Look at what I do, eat as you want!" Wu Zetian said calmly.

"Yes, Your Highness Xie." Shangguan Wan'er thanked her happily, picked up the barbecue and began to eat.

Sure enough, the fragrance of the seasoning just overflowed, making her heart pound.

"God, god, my lord, you quickly taste it."

With the previous experience, Wu Zetian did not wait, picked up a beautiful piece and ate it.

One string, two strings.

When she first started eating, she could still guarantee the majesty of the queen, but as her addiction became more and more addictive, her majesty had already disappeared.

"Delicious, delicious, immortal, please be respected by me!" Wu Zetian ate and drank enough and solemnly bowed to Jiang Yichu.

Shangguan Wan'er was stunned looking at the side.

The empress is a tens of thousands of people, but now she looks like a young man’s luggage.

"Oh, the acting is quite similar, flat body." Seeing her like this, Jiang Yichu was also the best performer, and smiled.

Wu Zetian was stunned.

Worthy of being an immortal, the reaction is so calm.

"Fate and drink, let's have some after-dinner activities." Jiang Yichu said.

"Fairy, what do you want to play?" Wu Zetian's eyes lit up.

"The three of us, let's play Fighting Landlords." Jiang Yichu took out a deck of playing cards from his backpack.

"Fight landlord? What do you mean?" Shangguan Wan'er thought for a long time, but didn't think of anything, and looked at Wu Zetian.

According to her thoughts, the queen knows astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom, she must know what this means.

But to her disappointment, Wu Zetian also shook his head dumbfounded: "I heard of Doudizhu for the first time."

"His Royal Highness doesn't know?" Shangguan Wan'er was stunned. There are still things in this world that the Queen doesn't know?

"Come on, let me tell you about the so-called Fighting Landlords..." Jiang Yichu talked for a long time and demonstrated with the playing cards in his hand.

Fortunately, the IQs of these two people are not low, and they soon understood.

"Fairy, I understand, let's start quickly." Wu Zetian said expectantly.

She had a hunch that this landlord would be fun.

"Slow, it's boring to play a lot, just add money." Jiang Yichu didn't rush to deal with the cards.

"Add money?" Wu Zetian stopped talking, looking at Shangguan Wan'er.

"Wan'er, you can bring money when you come out this time."

Shangguan Wan'er's expression changed, she hurriedly knelt down, and said, "Your Majesty, I was too anxious to come out this time. The entanglement on her body has long been lost."

"So, now I have no money!"

"Penniless?" Wu Zetian sighed lightly.

Think of her grandly as the Emperor of Zhou, but she did not expect that one day she would even get revenge for money.

Shangguan Wan'er clearly saw Wu Zetian's thoughts, and didn't want to sweep His Highness's Yaxing, and begged: "Xianren, I don't know if I can pay the IOU? After leaving the island, I will return it all."

"Year note? Yes, then come on, a handful of one hundred." Jiang Yichu nodded slightly and began to deal the cards.

"A handful of hundred dollars?" Shangguan Wan'er's expression changed slightly.

Although she is Wu Zetian's personal secretary, her monthly service is only more than 700 yuan, and she can't afford the magnification that the fairy said before.

Wu Zetian was also a little surprised. He didn't expect the fairy to play so big.

"What? Can't you afford a hundred?" Jiang Yichu glanced at the expressions of the two and said with a curled mouth.

"This..." Shangguan Wan'er was surprised in her heart. The immortal is worthy of being an immortal, and the things of money are so light.

Just when she wanted to explain, Wu Zetian waved his hand and said boldly: "Wan'er don't worry, I will pay for your share, let's start."

"Good." Shangguan Wan'er was moved inwardly and nodded heavily.

"Don't call the landlord." Jiang Yichu glanced at the card path in his hand.

Having learned about the rules of the game just now, Shangguan Wan'er coughed slightly and deliberately gave the landlord to His Highness.

"I don't call either."

"Everyone is not calling, then I will take the position of this landlord." Wu Zetian said, picking up the three cards.

"The landlord will issue the cards first." Jiang Yichu winked at Shangguan Wan'er.

But what embarrassed him was that Shangguan Wan'er sat with her eyes closed as if she hadn't seen it.

An unknown premonition arises!

.........

"Xiaoshang, what are you doing? Why are you pressing me? You should fight the landlord." Jiang Yichu was stunned.

"Ahem, fairy, I'm sorry I made a mistake, pay attention next time." Shangguan Wan'er gave a dry smile.

.........

"Quickly, Xiao Shang presses her, presses her." Jiang Yichu urged.

"Fairy, I can't suppress it." Shangguan Wan'er said aggrievedly.

puff!

A mouthful of old blood spurted from Jiang Yichu's mouth.

are you kidding me?A ten can't hold it down.

.......

Next, with the help of Shangguan Wan'er intentionally or unintentionally, Wu Zetian had only one card left: "Fairy, it seems that I have to go one step first."

"His Royal Highness deserves to be His Royal Highness, and playing poker is also handy." Shangguan Wan'er praised.

"You forced me!" Jiang Yichu was unwilling to admit defeat, his brain was running wildly.

Soon, his eyes lit up, he looked at the three cards in his hand, and deliberately played Xiao Wang.

Sure enough, as soon as Xiao Wang came out, Shangguan Wan'er deliberately let Wu Zetian go first, without playing a card.

But when Wu Zetian arrived, she was dumbfounded.

"Oops, it's out too fast, forget that the small ones are not easy to press."

"Give up!" Jiang Yichu walked out of the pair and ended the battle.

"The fairy is worthy of being a fairy. I admire this unpredictable ability." Wu Zetian said sincerely.

Shangguan Wan'er also threw the card and said, "Hey, it's all like this, and I can't win the fairy."

"Don't hold it anymore, hurry up and write the IOU, one hundred for one time, ten times for one thousand! Write quickly." Jiang Yichu gave up.