Sign-in to become the strongest sect master
Chapter 503
"But we can't get in at the front and back doors, how can we bring Junior Brother Zeyang out?"
Mu Qingqian frowned and asked.
Yan Chu lowered his head and thought for a while, then suddenly asked, "Where's the match? I didn't seem to see it just now."
"Saiban it..."
Mu Qingqian led Yan Chu to the entrance of the village, and saw Saipan lying in a temple at the entrance of the village. The idol that was originally unknown had been removed and replaced by a soft cushion, and Saipan was lying there. On the mat, various fruits were placed in front of them, and the temple was crowded with people who came to pay homage to the beasts.
"This is the mountain guard beast of the Thunder Sect, the legendary Tengu!"
"Look at the black and white chaos in its eyes, with three flowers gathering on its forehead, and sharp fangs and sharp claws, you know how powerful its bloodline is!"
"It is said that the squad has the ability to travel through time and space. It was the emperor who rode it to our human world at that time. He felt that our human world was so outstanding that he chose to stay and take root!"
At the entrance of the temple, Mr. Li's wife was introducing the race class to everyone.
At the end, she also said: "Everyone who wants to test good or bad luck, calculate marriage, ask for children, can petition Saibai, but we must use our special joss sticks. Today’s special price is 3,888. Three to sell!"
At this time in the past, everyone must be scrambling to buy joss sticks.
But today, my mother-in-law found that everyone's reaction was very calm, and they all stared at the temple.
Is it possible to show up?
No way!
The mother-in-law asked in surprise: "Don't you want to make a wish?"
Someone said weakly: "Mother-in-law, we just saw a man and a woman who took away the beast..."
"Nani???"
The mother-in-law turned her head in shock, and there was half a banana left on the mat, but Syban was gone.
"The beast was stolen!!" The mother-in-law shouted, covering her face.
In the corner of the village, the team is struggling frantically.
Which bastard dare to kidnap this beast??
However, when it was released, Yan Chu and Mu Qingqian were seen.
"Wang?" (Why are you?)
Yan Chu said with a sullen face, "I'm not here, you are really about to spend some money playing?"
Saipan laughed twice: "Wow!" (I didn't do it, I was also forced...)
Yan Chu punched Saiban and said:
"Give you a chance to make up for it."
Saiban sat on the ground, clutching his head, obviously reluctant, and the latest demolition plan for the ethereal peak had already begun in his heart.
Yan Chu whispered a few words in Saiban's ear. After Saiban heard it, he nodded honestly.
Now Yan Chu was relieved.
...
"Let us warmly welcome, Young Master Li of the Li Family in Yong'an City, the second brother of the Thunder Sect, the preparation emperor sage, the mad poet-Li Zeyang!!!"
The village chief was very old, but he yelled on the stage. In order to generate income for the village, he was struggling...
Fortunately, the female fans in the audience were extremely strong, jumping and jumping, and even a few fainted.
In the eyes of all the people's expectations, Li Zeyang walked onto the stage wearing a mask!
This is also the plan of the village chief, the purpose is to increase the sense of expectation.
The female fans did not see Li Zeyang's face, but they already recognized him from his figure. For a while, everyone was so excited that they were about to overturn the stage.
I saw Li Zeyang waved his hand and shouted: "How are you guys!!"
"Yangyang, don't yell so loudly, your voice can't stand it, we will feel distressed!"
"That's right, I heard that Yangyang has a fever of 99 degrees. I insisted on singing on stage for the waiting of many fans. I also practiced tap dancing because of comminuted fractures of my legs. My throat was enlarged by more than 79 times. Over hours, with 30 billion fans all over the world, but never proud!"
"What's the matter with the agent? How can we let Yangyang perform on stage in person? Can he stay home!"
The village chief's wrinkled face almost couldn't stretch.
This female nun is really crazy!
Li Zeyang also twitched the corners of his mouth. He regretted now that he had promised the village chief to use this method to increase the popularity of the Thunder Sect.
If this continues, if you travel in the mountains in the future, you will encounter a few people who are your fans, how can you fight and how to improve your cultivation?
Now Li Zeyang just wanted to end this farce quickly, and then went back to the mountain gate to make a call to Yan Chu to cry.
Master, where are you, the disciples have been waiting for you so hard!
Just as Li Zeyang was about to take off his mask to welcome the screams of female fans...
A black shadow suddenly rushed towards him from the corner!
The village head's expression changed: "Security guard, security guard, stop him!"
But the speed of Sombra was too fast, and the manpower arranged by the village chief did not respond at all. In the blink of an eye, the Sombra swallowed Li Zeyang, and then ran to the corner and disappeared instantly!
Until this time, everyone came to their senses.
"Yang, Yangyang... What was it that was eaten?"
"Uuuuuu, my Yangyang, your death is terrible!"
"If we can't be together in life, then at least when we die, I can be with you on Huangquan Road, Yangyang, wait for me, I'm here!"
Seeing that the situation is not good, the village chief hurriedly called out to stabilize everyone's emotions.
At the same time, he was also worried. Where did the shadow just come from? How could he kidnap Li Zeyang in the blink of an eye?
How can this be explained to the fans!
...
Still that corner.
Saiban walked slowly to the corner, and spit out Li Zeyang with one mouth.
Li Zeyang was slobber all over, as if crawling out of a trash can. He said angrily as soon as he came out: "Saiban, you are dead, if I disappear, those female fans can't be crazy?"
Saiban took a bite and spit out Li Zeyang's mask by the way.
"Stop playing this kind of boring prank next time. I have to go back and sing. What should I sing today... The master has sung those songs in total. It's boring to sing back and forth. When the door comes back, I must learn a few more songs from him!"
"You can learn now."
Yan Chu's voice suddenly appeared in Li Zeyang's ear.
Li Zeyang immediately trembled all over, and then he felt like a basin of cold water was poured on his feet.
He stiffened and turned around, and said with a strong smile: "Palm, Sovereign, are you back?"
"I have a few songs to teach you," Yan Chu said with a smile, "Which one do you want to learn?"
Li Zeyang's eyelids jumped wildly: "Sir, listen to my explanation, things are not what you think..."
"Stop talking nonsense, can someone force you to fail?"
"Ahem, that's not the case. It's mainly Village Chief Li who said that when you are away, our school must have an image ambassador. The disciple feels that the image is good, so..."
"You can pull a few hands down, Qing Qian Lishang and others are not more imagery than you?"
Li Zeyang said: "Sir, don't tell me, the village chief will prepare to pack Master Sister and Sister Li Chang in the next step! He also gave them a combination name, why don't you call it Kepinke!"
Yan Chu: "..."