Sister, you miss me

The weather is hot, but there is a rare coolness in the culvert.

There are almost no pedestrians here, and occasionally only one or two cars pass by, very quiet.

Qiao Xuan took Yang Feng and sat on the bench by the wall, leaning against the wall with tiles, and closed his eyes comfortably.

"Why are you here?" Yang Feng asked, turning his head to look at Qiao Xuan.

Qiao Xuan did not open her eyes, and said softly: "Because there are unforgettable memories left here, thrilling and thrilling."

Yang Feng smiled and did not speak.

Suddenly, he looked at his left hand in surprise, because Qiao Xuan's right hand clasped his fingers.

This meaning is different from holding hands alone.

"What do you look at?" Qiao Xuan asked, holding her chin.

"Just take a look." Yang Feng smiled.

Qiao Xuan tightened her hand and asked, "Have you seen "Dragon Ba Bu"?"

"I've seen it, what's wrong?" Yang Feng was a little unsure.

Qiao Xuan said: "When the princess of Xixia Kingdom chose the consort, she asked the people who came a question: When and where did your happiest thing happen?"

"That's looking for Xuzhu who secretly sexually loves her." Yang Feng smiled: "So what about you?"

"I can't say the happiest, but it is definitely the most memorable." Qiao Xuan looked at Yang Feng seriously, as if he had been courageous for a long time, and then said: "Yang Feng, I don't want to let go, how about you?"

"I……"

At this moment, there was a harsh noise in my ears.

"Yeah, who is this, is it really a narrow road?"

Yang Feng turned his head to look, it turned out to be the first three second-rate children, Yang Feng squinted his eyes and smiled coldly.

Qiao Xuan was angry, and grandma was confessing, OK, she was interrupted by a few of you.She was about to stand up and teach these brave boys, but Yang Feng was held back by them.

Huang Mao took a step forward, looking up and down Qiao Xuan with a pair of thieves, and said: "Although he is dressed conservatively, he has a very good figure! The point is, my buddy said, you are still in such an old place, you are expensive."

Qiao Xuan was so angry that she couldn't help but beat someone, but Yang Feng stood up.

"Emma, ​​the master is in the folks, this can be seen."

The yellow-haired eyeballs stared: "Where is it cool to go away, I'm talking, how can you-interrupting?"

The red hair arrogantly said, "That's right, I think we have the Trident Megatron, don't you know it!"

"Oh!" Yang Feng slapped his thigh, shocked.

"How's that? Be like Leiguaner!" The red hair showed his face.

Yang Feng shook his head into a rattle: "I haven't heard of it."

Qiao Xuan couldn't hold back, "Puff" laughed out loud.

Er Liu Zi's face flushed instantly, and Huang Mao stared at Yang Feng in anger and said: "Boy, we are now the Liang Zi. You pretended to be a big head shrimp and provoke us. You must not be able to eat."

"Then what to do?" Yang Feng looked panic.

Huang Mao gritted his teeth: "Now there is a way to leave your woman for us to play."

"What his woman?" Bai Mao corrected. "They all said they were original products, at most they were girlfriends."

Hongmao rubbed his hands to deceive Qiao Xuan: "Sister, or let me inspect the goods, if it is true, my brother will seal you a big red envelope."

The anger in Qiao Xuan's chest is like the anger of Qiantang River, looking for a gap to vent.

However, her face didn't show a single cent, but a smile on her face. She hooked the wretched red hair and threw a wink by the way.

Hong Mao was overjoyed immediately, and moved closer in a daze.

The next moment, Qiao Xuan shot.

He grabbed the red hair on the top of his head and pulled it down fiercely. At the same time, he bent his knees to the front door.

"Ah--" Hong Mao covered his face and yelled back, and blood shot tenaciously from his fingers.

Huang Mao and Bai Mao were dumbfounded, with only one thought in their heads: Nima, so cruel, so sharp.

Qiao Xuan sneered: "Is this red envelope big enough and red enough?"

Yang Feng shrugged: "Qiaoqiao, you are really violent. But I like it, haha!"

"Yeah!" Huang Mao and Bai Mao shouted at the same time, each with an extra switch knife in their hands, Huang Mao said: "Is it fun to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? Dare to play with us and see if you have such a good mouth."

After all, one person picked one and stabbed it with a knife.

Qiao Xuan didn't retreat but moved forward. She grabbed Huang Mao's wrist holding the knife with both hands, and stepped on the back of the opponent's instep with his right foot. When the opponent cried out, his head fell back.

There was a muffled sound.

Huang Mao throws a knife to cover his nose and retreats rapidly, losing his combat power.

Yang Feng was in circles with Baimao, both of them were panting.

"Qiao Qiao, help." Yang Feng slid behind Qiao Xuan, showing a face toward Baimao.

"Boss, shrink your head tortoise, hide behind the woman, you lose the face of the man."

The white hair kept irritating Yang Feng, and he could see that Qiao Xuan was difficult to deal with.

Huang Mao and Hong Mao, the two difficult brothers and sisters, were all turned over in one round. The strength of the other party can be imagined. At this moment, he wants to find a soft persimmon, and Yang Feng is that soft persimmon.

Huang Mao smeared a nosebleed, his upper lip was swollen like a sausage, and the urn sounded in an air: "Skinny monkey, be careful, this girl is pretty evil."

The red-haired nose is broken, and the same urn sounded: "Skinny monkey, now I count on you, revenge for my brother!"

Baimao was holding the dagger in both hands, sweating profusely, and he did not advance or retreat.

"Come on, my sister will let you see if it is the original one." Qiao Xuan gave a devilish smile.

"Yeah!" The arrow had to be sent on the string, Baimao, under tremendous pressure, yelled to overcome his inner fear, and he rushed to Qiao Xuan desperately.

Qiao Xuan stood on tiptoe, ready to kick a whip kick at any time.

Suddenly, Yang Feng leaped out behind him, and then, the whole picture was like a slow motion of a movie, one frame after another, allowing one to see clearly.

Yang Feng first flicked his fingers on the blade, and then the blade tilted his head, then Bai Mao looked at the blade in surprise, then Yang Feng grabbed Bai Mao's neck, lifted it up and threw it towards the wall.

With a bang, Bai Mao's back hit the wall, and then he slid down all the way, sat on the ground with a grunt, and passed out directly.

At this point, the picture becomes vivid again.

The yellow and red hairs dropped their chin in shock.

Dare to love you as a pig and a tiger!

"Returning the trident, I will call it Sanyoubi from now on." Yang Feng chuckled and walked out of the culvert.

Qiao Xuan's eyes rolled and she smiled, and her index finger pointed at the yellow and red hairs. They were unidentified.

"Sit down around the white hair." Qiao Xuan glared and shouted.

"Ugh."

The two were bitter and succumbed to Qiao Xuan's lewd power. The three brothers sat together in accordance with Qiao Xuan's request.

Qiao Xuan touched her trouser pocket, handcuffed in the car with only cable ties.

Qiao Xuan couldn't help laughing when thinking of the next funny thing.

Be serious, be serious, Qiao Xuan kept telling herself.

"All of them, right hand."

The yellow and red hairs are unknown, so they didn't respond accurately.

"Right hand." Qiao Xuan shouted, "Thumbs."

"Yes Yes."

The two stretched out their right hands and raised their thumbs. Qiao Xuan bit her lip while holding back a smile, and raised Baimao's right thumb.

Bring the three thumbs together and pull the tie, which is called a proficiency.

The yellow hair and the red hair hurt, and their mouths grinned.

"Left hand." Qiao Xuan ordered.

This time the two are more well-behaved, but the left arm needs to be interspersed, and finally, the three thumbs of the left hand are tied together.

As a result, the group of three sat with their hands up, as if performing some ancient ritual, and the instigator, Qiao Xuan, finally couldn't help but tremble.

With a bitter face, watching Qiao Xuan leave, Huang Mao and Hong Mao looked at each other and said in unison.

"I'm planted, I'm completely planted."

"Ah—" White Mao suddenly woke up, "Wh...what's the situation?"

"Don't move, it hurts, it hurts." The yellow and red hairs cried out in unison.

White Mao was dumbfounded, and Huang Mao said: "The ship capsized in the gutter and was completely planted."

White Mao gritted his teeth: "Who is it! You get along with such a sinister greeting, but don't worry, brothers, I'll bite off."

Bai Mao stretched his mouth over, and the tie was too tight and deep into the flesh, and he couldn't put it down.

After tossing for a long time, Bai Mao could only sigh with excitement: "I need help!"

"You won't be laughed at when you go out like this?"

Before Huang Mao's voice came to an end, a Volkswagen car stopped next to him and was taking pictures with his mobile phone.

"Fuck!" Huang Mao shouted.

The window of the Volkswagen lifted up and disappeared.

The three of them got up at the same time and walked into the street in such a complicated posture, which immediately attracted onlookers.

"I think it's performance art."

"Maybe it's a heresy."

Passers-by are chattering.

Not only the pedestrians, but also the passing vehicles stopped one after another to watch this western scene. As a result, many cars rear-end and then serious congestion.

Surrounded by people like monkeys, the three wanted to find a place to sew in.

"I won't come out if I knew it."

Huang Mao's words awakened the dreamer, and the red and white hairs immediately made a decision—turning back and entering the culvert.

It's a pity that it didn't happen after all, causing such a large-scale traffic jam. As the initiator, the "Trident" was finally "invited" onto the patrol car.

At the nearest police station, the three people were taken out of the car. The policemen looked coldly, but did not take the initiative to untie the three.

The three of them did not enter the interrogation room, but stood in front of the office.

The police opened the folder without looking up: "What's the situation?"

"At the same time, the police, the policeman, we are wronged. We were beaten. We have to test the injuries. We have to sue them for intentional harm. That is a crazy woman. We..."

Hong Mao got more and more excited when he spoke, but was hit by Huang Mao's shoulder.

Following Huang Mao's gaze, Hong Mao saw the newspaper on the table, and Bai Mao saw it too.

The huge picture shows a heroic policewoman. Why is it so familiar? Oh my god!He is actually a first-class public security hero and the captain of the city criminal police detachment.

The three of them lost their colors, looked at the policeman with bitter faces, and then fell to their knees.

"Comrade, we are guilty, we are guilty..."

How can Yang Feng and Qiao Xuan think of this farce? They are choosing things in the supermarket.

Yang Feng always felt that the significance of this visit was different, so he insisted on buying some gifts.

Qiao Xuan was ashamed to return to shame, but actively made plans as a staff member.