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Hand-made custom suits, neat hairstyles of 37 points, a pair of big-toed leather shoes, plus an exceptionally clean face after washing three or four times today.

When the team set off with high spirits, Gao Qingsong was also red, who would have thought...

Zhang Xiaojian was appointed as a great friend, and Bai Yang was holding the electric welding to weld the door, but also sparked a group of sparks. What is this so much trouble? It won't be so big...

Gao Qingsong did not feel distressed after paying the 88,000 with a look of resentment, but he did have an ominous premonition. He felt that wanting to meet Su Yu today is definitely not a form of walking. From the live broadcast, I can see. It will not go well next.

So after putting down the phone, Gao Qingsong picked up the walkie-talkie: "Brothers and sisters, I have an ominous premonition."

Liu Mei said to the intercom: "Qingsong, don't worry too much, Zhang Xiaojian and Bai Yang dare not let you pick up Su Yu."

"Don't say it, I think they really dare..." Hong Xinshu remembered the scene of Zhang Xiaojian and Bai Yang when they first met Zhang Xiaojian and Bai Yang when they asked him to drink Dasha Bi...

"Actually, there is really nothing to discuss about this matter. The team can never turn around without picking up... It is a knife to stretch out, or a knife to retract, we might as well let people cut it openly." Zheng Jiaxuan said.

Zheng Jiakai responded immediately: "My sister is right."

Gao Qingsong: "..."

Shi Jin: "This is not lucky. It should be said that soldiers are coming to block, water and soil are covered. Anyway, the door is not welded. We, one of the hundred and ten people, will not easily knock the door open in a while?"

Luo Tengfei said: "Yes, Qingsong, you are relaxed and okay. When we arrive, will Brother Xiaojian and Baiyang still dare to be rampant?"

Yan Ci looked at Luo Tengfei and held out his thumb. As expected, your kid is two-sided, unlike me who is loyal and loyal. He holds the phone in his hand...

The other end of the phone was talking to Xu Lele.

That's right, Yan Ci is an undercover agent arranged by Zhang Xiaojian, carefully crafted, secretly piled, and a traitor who should be integrated inside...

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In the room of the villa, Xu Lele, who put all the conversations in the convoy with earphones on his ears, smiled, and didn't bother to tell Zhang Xiaojian these words because they didn't know what they were going to experience.

She wandered into the courtyard outside the villa, looked at the five beverage machines and showed a silly smile.

At this time, Zhang Xiaojian was worried.

The game preparations are almost complete. At this time, in the spacious living room, Su Yu’s relatives and friends chatted in groups. The most eye-catching among them was not the bridesmaid group today, but Ye Mozhu, Wang Waner and Zhao Linlin. The two-level command combination...

They gathered together, smiling and showing up, and they seemed to have a very happy conversation.

Zhang Xiaojian wanted to get close and listen to what is there to talk about between them, but after thinking about it, let's forget it, it is impossible to talk about himself.

Who knows at this moment, Ye Mozhu waved his hand: "You come, Xiaojian."

Zhang Xiaojian: "..." Stepped stiffly and came to the side of the three women.

Wang Wan'er wanted to laugh when he saw him, she couldn't help but said: "This is what age, we have nothing to do with the three of us, how can you twitch like a big girl."

Zhang Xiaojian: "..."

Whenever he was embarrassed, he would use to interrupt Dafa and ask: "Wan'er, after coming back from Feiluan Village, you don't always have a fever, right?"

Wang Wan'er gave Zhang Xiaojian a blank look.

Zhao Linlin shook her head helplessly.

Ye Mozhu smiled and said, "If anyone in here doesn't understand you, don't use this trick."

Zhang Xiaojian: "..."

Why can they look so natural, but they feel so embarrassed?

Can anyone come and save yourself?

At this time, Bai Yang appeared at the right time, and he shouted from afar: "Little Sword."

As soon as Zhang Xiaojian turned his head and saw the waving white, tears filled his eyes: "I'm here."

Bai Yang saw the lineup next to Zhang Xiaojian, and shook his hand awkwardly: "It's okay, you talk, you talk, I will call you when the team arrives."

After speaking, he turned around and disappeared into the crowd decisively.

It really is a good brother!

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At six o'clock on time, the luxury convoy entered the community in a long snake formation.

There was a flutter in the villa, and everything was ready to meet the enemy.

The lead car stopped in front of the gate, and Gao Qingsong, who had already built his heart, took his best man team, and relatives and friends to get out of the car.

Gao Qingsong's cousin handed him the bouquet and said, "Brother, come on!"

Gao Qingsong raised his head and led his head to the courtyard gate.

A group of his stupid brothers used their backs against the wall, and they made pistols with their hands, and two of them made a surprise gesture, which was really the second to extreme.

Gao Qingsong ignored them, took a deep breath, pushed the door tentatively, then widened his eyes and found that the door had actually opened.

This is not right...

There must be an ambush...

With Zhang Xiaojian's temperament, could this door be pushed open so easily?

The suspicious Gao Qingsong stepped in first, and as expected, two masked men appeared on the left and the other suddenly, shouting: "Happy newlywed!"

In Pediatrics, Gao Qingsong was prepared for a long time, and did not panic at all.

But the relatives and friends who followed him were shocked by the sudden sound, some of their timid faces turned white, and they covered their hearts.

When a cheerful curse came from behind, the calm-looking Gao Qingsong pushed aside the two wearing the God of Wealth mask and Yuelao mask and walked into the courtyard, so he saw five beverage machines. What kind of routine.

At this time, faces appeared in the windows of the villa facing each other that were not too big to look at.

A small window was pushed open at this moment, and Zhang Xiaojian started to appear with a big loudspeaker: "The bridegroom officer, there are many people."

Gao Qingsong pinched his waist: "Don't talk nonsense, don't hesitate to use any tricks, I will pass five stages and kill six generals today!"

Zhang Xiaojian raised his brows and said, "Uh, how do you know there are five levels?"

Gao Qingsong: "..., so many?"

Zhang Xiaojian shouted with a loudspeaker: "If you want to be a good husband, you need to have five characteristics, namely, courage, responsibility, responsibility, wisdom and love."

"The first level has been placed in front of you. It is very simple. After drinking all the drinks in the beverage machine through the straw, the door will open for you."

Gao Qingsong took a closer look and saw that there was a rubber-like straw at the nozzle of the beverage dispenser. After a closer look, the straw was coiled in a large tray on the ground. How many meters long is this?

"The game starts now."

Gao Qingsong waved one hand earlier, and several of his best men rushed out first.

One person grabbed a straw, and then pulled it apart, one meter two meters three meters, four meters...

Gao Qingsong's mouth twitched: "Have such a long straw?"

Zhang Xiaojian held a big horn and said, "Taobao special, ordered by Mozhu a month ago, quality leverage!"

Damn, you were going to play with me a month ago?

Gao Qingsong smiled: "How come this little game is so rare for us?"

As soon as the voice fell, a sturdy buddy gasped and said, "No, it's hypoxia."

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...

The atmosphere was lively and there was laughter.

The No. 2 warrior in the courtyard finally took a drink and watched the tears filled his eyes from the long straw. He poured a mouthful of salt water into his mouth, and immediately burst into the sky. After falling, he felt his scalp numb and his whole body trembled.

A group of people surrounded him and asked, "What is it."

He said with trembling lips: "Salty." Rolled his eyes.

Warrior No. 1 saw that the black drink was about to be taken, and learned the lesson of the previous one. The pecking force was a little bit less, and the tasting was a bit bitter, so he smiled confidently, grinning and exposing a mouthful of black teeth to the back. The cheering group said: "It's just cuttlefish juice."

The people in the cheer group laughed overwhelmingly when they saw him. He didn't care and took two more mouthfuls. Damn... why is it so bitter?So the facial features gathered together, and the muscles on his face twitched a little.

Xiao Wang felt that the first two were really weak.

Gao Qingsong asked him to be his best man, and all his previous complaints were cleared up. He planned to save his life today, so he didn't care about other things, and sucked, so he inhaled old Shanxi vinegar...

When he tilted his body, Xiao Wang felt that he was split...

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...

Four or five people can't finish these special drinks.

There were so many people in Gao Qingsong's reception group. In order for Gao Qingsong to pick up the bride, he flew in front of the long straws.

Salt water, cuttlefish juice, and old Shanxi vinegar are fine. The last two are even more terrifying. They are saccharin with cream, and chili juice...

I thought it was okay to take a bite of something sweet.

Take two more sips, which is sharper than drinking salt water, not to mention chili juice, it is a perverted design!

...

The family members in the courtyard sacrificed one after another.

I don’t know who chanted a slogan. Everyone who couldn’t hold on would declare his name: "Wang Chao, suddenly..."

"Sun Da, Suddenly."

"Shi Jin, suddenly."

"Liu Mei, sudden."

"Zhang Jihe, sudden."

"Luo, Luo Tengfei, suddenly."

...

There was joy in the villa, and some people couldn't bear to watch the slow decline of the drinks from the beverage machine.

The strong men in front of the cuttlefish juice exchanged their experience with a mouthful of black teeth. It is nothing more than I am not good. Are you okay? The person holding the straw pinched his nose, looking up to the sky and drinking with pain.

There are men and women in front of the salt water, all listless, and it feels uncomfortable to be caught, as if the whole person has no dreams.

Around the sweet water, a group of people are queuing to drink, take a sip of this paddle, and then a sip of mineral water, it is really tired...

Next to the mature vinegar, there are also a few who can really drink vinegar. A few of them have excellent vinegar, but they were also stared with sour eyebrows. Next to them, maybe their boyfriends clapped to show encouragement, as if they were Out of breath...

A long line of gentlemen stood beside the chilli drink machine, which was the most difficult to overcome.

All of them have the same posture and shape, not only sweating, but also sticking out their tongues. In this winter, they are like a row of huskies, and they all make a'haha' sound, and their mouths are full of white mist.

Gao Qingsong looked up, feeling sad, only to feel that the battlefield was terrible.

Look at the volume in the beverage dispenser...how does it feel like it's nowhere in sight, how can this be good?

At this time, a warrior stood up in the courtyard. Hong Xinshu tugged at his collar and shouted: "Listen to me, drink the sweet first, then use the sour to relieve the greasiness. If you can drink two more, you can drink two. Another bite of cuttlefish juice will relieve the soreness, and the bitterness will make the mouth spicy. Finally, swallow it with salt water and hold it steady. We can win!

His remarks immediately caused a'fuck.'ll.

Everyone used this method as the mouth of a tiger, and the five special drinks that were difficult to swallow in the beverage machine dropped rapidly.

The people in the room are also stunned... Can you think of this method?

Then there was another burst of laughter, and I was very happy to play with you, regardless of whether you thought about it.

...

Ten minutes later, the yard was wailing and finally passed this level.

I don't know who shouted: "Zhang Xiaojian, you are not human!"

So regardless of whether they knew Zhang Xiaojian or not, the people who suffered the special drink echoed one after another: "Not a human!"

Zhang Xiaojian didn't take it seriously, but he was proud of it, holding a big trumpet and saying, "Congratulations, and congratulations to Gao Qingsong for passing this level. The ups and downs are our lives. There are not so many big and wrong things in life. We have the courage to face these. , Life ability and harmony..."

Gao Qingsong snorted coldly: "Stop talking nonsense, open the door!"

So the door was opened, and the two girls greeted the warriors into the hall with smiling faces as if welcoming guests.

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The hall of Gao Qingsong's family is very large, and many melon and fruit snacks are prepared for marriage.

Before going upstairs, the young people who had been up early were filled with messy things early in the morning, and of course they had to fill up their hunger with snacks.

Hong Xinshu picked up a piece of Oreo and put it into his mouth. After eating it, his face turned green. While coughing violently, he said, "What's this special is mustard in it."

It's just that when he shouted, many people had been recruited.

Eating an apple ate a toy bug...

Biting bread, bit a piece of raw ribs...

The most nonsense is that eating melon seeds produced a large amount of salt...

Suddenly, there was a flurry of turmoil. The people who had just returned some blood felt unloved, and the blood trough emptied again.

Zhang Xiaojian showed up at the corner stairs with a group of people. He took a big horn and said: "I didn't ask you to eat, you are greedy..."

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Courage = taste the ups and downs.

The next part of the game is called responsibility.

Of course, it is impossible for Gao Qingsong to take on the postgraduate entrance examination. It is just a moral.

In the excitement of the crowd, Gao Qingsong looked at Zhang Xiaojian: "No introduction, just come!"

When he said that, he loosened his tie and looked like he was going to give up.

Zhang Xiaojian nodded and said, "Okay, it's actually very simple. Jump rope with weights. Please come forward five men who think they are the most powerful!"

When it comes to power, almost all the men in the hundred or so people stand forward, with an expression of meaningless life and death.

Gao Qingsong was very proud, even if he was foaming at the mouth just now, the thin and thin little kings all stood up, what is this, this is the soul of the group.

"Come on, you choose, let's start!"

Zhang Xiaojian waved, Xu Lele and Ye Mozhu pulled out a three-meter long rope in the already spacious living room.

He took a big horn and said: "After a while, you will each carry a girl, jump the rope together, skip five times to pass the level."

Everyone immediately felt that this game was too simple, and they all yelled: "Don't say five strokes, even ten strokes are easy."

"It's not for you to choose girls, I choose girls for you."

Zhang Xiaojian waved his hand again, and the door on the side was opened. Five fat girls with more than 200 jins, four or five layers of chin, walked out.

Looking at their smiles, it is obvious that they have been looking forward to this game for a long time.

The men who stood forward just now backed back, fucking...Who can carry it?

Gao Qingsong is stupid: "Where did I find it."

"Slimming club."

"The weight loss club is still so fat."

The lead fat girl is not happy anymore: "Why don't you go to a weight loss club!"

Uh, it makes sense.

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Boom, boom...

Boom, boom, boom...

Boom, boom, boom, boom...

I persisted for at most four times, and the other four have fallen. Only Zheng Jiakai has red eyes and blue veins on his neck and forehead.

It was just a ruthless ridicule that got into his ears.

Zhang Xiaojian pulled Baiyang and laughed, "Look at Jiakai's legs."

Zheng Jiakai's legs trembled, as violently as a stretched rubber band was fiddled with.

In the end, Gao Qingsong went into battle, gritted her teeth and picked up a fat girl. She insisted on jumping twice by herself. Zhang Xiaojian barely passed, and there was a moving applause.

too difficult...

Never received such a difficult kiss...

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The third level is wisdom.

"What's the pencil last name?"

"2B?"

"Powerful?"

"Wrong, Xiao, because I sharpen the pencil"

"Dandan is the name of a puppy or a tiger?"

"dog."

"Wrong, it's the tiger."

"Why is a tiger?"

"Because it's staring at me."

"..."

"The homophonic terrier can't help but play!"

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...

People who have experienced physical exertion and food and drink feel that they are going to be played badly.

Zhang Xiaojian didn't embarrass them, holding the loudspeaker and said: "The last question, how much is a heart worth?"

What a bad question... a group of people started pulling their hair, they knew the answer must be nonsense.

Gao Qingsong raised his hand to answer: "One hundred million!"

"Why is it a billion."

"Because of one heart and one mind!"

"Congratulations, you learned how to answer!"

Hearing these words, Gao Qingsong's mouth twitched. He didn't feel happy, but instead felt that he had been abused.

………

Finally, it was not IQ but an insult to IQ. Everyone finally crowded in the corridor on the second floor. Gao Qingsong, the leader, saw the light coming out of Su Yu’s room door, so he thought that he would just stick to it. You can see your wife in one go.

Then he turned to look at his family and friends who had gone through the vicissitudes of life behind him: "Brothers, I have an immature proposal."

Everyone looked at him feebly, Gao Qingsong gritted his teeth and said: "It doesn't matter if the door is broken, can we breathe out today, can we just rush in!"

Everyone's eyes lit up when they heard this suggestion, and they suddenly agreed.

So Gao Qingsong ran, Hong Xinshu ran, Zheng Jiakai ran, Xiao Wang ran...

Everyone followed suit and rushed towards Su Yu's door with their scrapped steel body.

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With a loud bang, the door collapsed, and Gao Qingsong was pressed to the bottom with a dog chewing shit. The people behind him who couldn't stop walking were still rushing, so people hit and pressed people, sitting on the bed wearing a wedding dress. , Today, the beautiful Su Yu turned her back to the door, and her heart trembled.

Everyone saw that Gao Qingsong, who was crushed at the bottom, was tragically impacted from behind and sprinted forward with the door...

Zhang Xiaojian didn’t know where he got a fan, and while shaking, he said, “I expected that you’ve experienced the previous level and you’re going to get through this level. So I asked Bai Yang to screw the door hinge. Loose."

The maidens burst into laughter.

The photographers can't help but laugh, this is definitely the most interesting wedding they have recorded in their careers. Although the snatching part is not a flower, it is really interesting for both sides to face the wheat.

Gao Qingsong was at the bottom of the pile of people, and asked unwillingly: "Can you count this too?"

Zhang Xiaojian: "I won't mention my wisdom. Now that we are here, we will proceed to the last link."

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The last link is love.

To put it simply, Gao Qingsong will express her love. If the bride agrees, she will turn around.

At this time, the room was full of people, and it was only at a glance who was the maiden family and who was the in-law’s family.

Because the reception group headed by Gao Qingsong was in embarrassment.

The suit is pleated, the hairstyle is messed up, and the shiny leather shoes are full of footprints. The people who drank the most drinks before have pale faces. The hairs of the few brains are like chicken coops, and the strong men who have relieved their weight have legs Feeling soft, guessing that there are five fat girls who look like Stephen Chow's movies in his head.

But the maidens are different. Most of them are neatly dressed, exquisite makeup, with a smile on their faces, looking at Gao Qingsong with a relaxed look.

Gao Qingsong and Zhang Xiaojian have been friends for so long. The others haven't learned, shamelessly, they are a bit specialized.

Needless to say, he took the somewhat wilted bouquet and shouted, "Su Yu, I love you!"

Ye Mozhu said, "Not sincere enough."

Gao Qingsong said in a low and gentle voice: "Su Yu, I love you."

Wang Waner said: "The oily cavity is slippery."

Gao Qingsong said in a baritone voice: "Su Yu, I love you."

Zhao Linlin said: "Too artificial."

Gao Qingsong was decadent: "Su Yu, I love you."

Zhang Xiaojian said: "The voice is too low."

Gao Qingsong raised the volume: "Su Yu, I love you!"

Bai Yang: "Still young, what's wrong with you not eating enough?"

Seeing that Su Yu’s shoulders didn’t turn, Gao Qingsong went out and rolled up his sleeves, flared his hands, took a deep breath, and his suffocated face flushed and shouted, “Su Yu, I love you. ~~~~~!!!!!!~~~~!!!"

His voice cracked, his throat became hoarse, and there were a few tremors that made people feel as if the lungs were about to burst... His voice echoed back and forth in the room, and it sounded a bit miserable...

Su Yu's shoulders finally moved. With the help of her bridesmaids, she turned around, showing a gentle smile that would never appear when she first met Su Yu.

Gao Qingsong was stunned for a moment. He still remembered how hard he chased Su Yu. She would never have been so gentle before, only acting cool like an iceberg.

Now the iceberg has melted.

Su Yu opened her arms and looked at Gao Qingsong, who was a few years younger than herself, and remembered the scene of Zhang Xiaojian and Bai Yang squatting on the dirt road to eat melons while holding Gao Qingsong's collar and forcing him to kiss him.

So she said: "Gao Qingsong, I love you too."

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