SSS-Class Suicide Hunter

1.

What's the most annoying thing about waking up in the morning?

The phone alarms set off last night?

That Dog Oil's been in your hair all night and you're sticking around?

The fact that you have to work another day?

Get up, get up!

“Oh, come on. ”

- From now on, I'm gonna tell you my favorite song in my hometown until you wake up. By the way, I used to have a penis in my life. When I sang that song, my head burst into flames, like thirty of them!

Not all of them.

The worst thing that can happen is a poor ghost hanging around.

- What time do you think you're in bed already?

“What time is it? ”

I looked at my smartphone with my eyes open.

On the lock screen, there was a nice handwritten AM 4: 01.

“It's 4: 00 in the morning, you idiot! ”

When you're four in the morning, the bugs get up and wiggle. You're weaker than a bug, so get up early.

“You're just bored because you can't sleep! ”

- I don't know what you're talking about.

The messenger shifts his head to see what was stabbed.

“Wow. Why would a swordmaster wake up every four in the morning and practice? I didn't do it out of sincerity, I did it out of you! ”

- Yeah, I woke him up bored. All right? You'd better get up early and train, so this is all thanks to you. Get on the ground and bow down.

“Joo, I want to kill · · ·. ”

I'm already dead, so I can't kill you. If you tease him, you'll die too! Oh, well, you can't even die. You zombie bastard. Your name is no longer Kim Gong-ju, but Kim Zombie.

“Damn it.”

I came out dressed approximately in gym clothes. I couldn't stand the sight of a ghost chattering in a two-story room.

After leaving my room for my mental health, I jogged under the dark dawn sky.

“Phew, Phew · · ·. ”

- Gimp, again, you have no talent but evil spirit.

The messenger flew in behind me and followed me.

- I usually prefer to teach from the bottom. But you don't have a floor. The bottom of the floor?

It's been three days since I copied the [Sword constellation] skill from the Sword.

In the meantime, I've hunted another game of play, and I've been avoiding encounters with swords. Now I was training according to the schedule handcrafted by the messenger himself.

- Talent tells me you have a so-called Abyssal talent. Khh. Awesome! I envy you!

“Phew · · · People run, not interrupting · · Phew. Come on! ”

- Well, in a nutshell, I need a special class. If you want to get a special course, you have to prepare an expensive tuition fee first.

The messenger smiles.

- Time to go for the lottery, zombie.

2.

There is a guild called Vandalism.

End of the League of Merchants. The guild leader is the third-ranked hunter, known as the ‘Earl’.

As I mentioned once, the erl is the only one who can send or export goods to the outside world. It really is a walking company. Thanks to this trickster skill, Shanghai has a monopoly on the economy inside the tower.

I mean...

“Excuse me.”

“Yes, sir. What can I help you with?"

“I'm here to win the lottery. ”

The only place to issue lotteries in Babylon is the city on the top floor.

“Ah, you've won our Lucky Draw! ”

“Yeah, well. ”

“Congratulations!”

The clerk in the cat-ear hat bows. Smiles for sales were as bright as sunflowers.

Why do you wear a cat-ear hat when you see me?

"The amusement park is a cat butler. ’

- Even if you like cats, do you have cat ears on a sane person? He must be a pervert. You can bet.

Does it matter now? ’

Of course, the shopkeeper in front of you will also think that Cat Ear Hat is like Disease X in your mind. But the clerk is of. If the guild leader wore cat ears or cockroaches, he had to shut up and wear them.

Oh, by the way, the clerk was a man.

It's a unisex uniform. That.

“Excuse me, did you check the date, sir? Sorry, a lottery ticket two years after it was purchased cannot be won. ”

“No problem. It's last week's lottery. ”

“That's a relief!”

It was a lottery ticket that was bought immediately after being possessed by the messenger. I needed to win the lottery once or for all, and I needed to get behind the scenes with capital! ’It's because I said.

“We'll then go into the identity verification process. Oh, dear. How many places have you won? ”

“Number one.”

“Yes?”

The clerk reflexively asked.

“First place winner. ”

“ · · · · · ·. ”

“Please check the number here. ”

An electric panel hangs over the shopkeeper's head. On the board that says [Winning the Swing Happiness Lottery No. 1], it was like a slot machine in a casino and the amount carried over had been forgotten.

53,000 gold.

It's about 5.5 billion won for the currency I used in my hometown.

- Hey, easy money. Isn't that right?

The voice of the messenger howls in the quiet area.

The clerk said with a puzzled expression.

“· · · I checked the number. Now, wait a minute. Sir, I'll call someone right away. ”

“Yes. Take your time. ”

The shopkeeper walked somewhere.

Vanguard headquarters building. You can feel some people chattering and peering over here. You can hear them say they won first place. Everyone was jealous of me.

- It's a zombie. Are you okay? Aren't you getting stabbed in the middle of nowhere in the middle of nowhere?

“I have an idea. ”

I shrug.

“Hiding it doesn't mean it's hidden. ”

All the hunters that won the lottery were recorded. It's the same with salt oil. That's how I knew he'd won second place in a row in the past.

‘It's safer to keep it out in the open if it's going to be known anyways. ’

When I won the lottery, I was assassinated.

If a rumor like that spreads, the one who gets hit by the image is the one who has to sell the lottery.

After a while.

“You've waited a long time. Kim Gong-ja, I'm Arthur Taylor. ”

A man dressed more neatly than the receptionist approached and bowed. This was a very respectful greeting.

It doesn't change that you're wearing a cat-ear hat.

“The name is' Vault Keeper ’. I would appreciate it if you could just call me by my last name. ”

“I'm Gong-ju Kim. That's a good name for your guild. ”

“Haha! I hear that a lot. Then come upstairs with me. ”

The Vault Keeper smiles nicely.

If you have a nickname even if you look like that, you're at least ranked in the top 300. I was a ranker who couldn't even look up to me yet, but the Vault Keeper was always polite to me.

- He's a 50,000 gold customer, of course.

The ghost has broken another labor.

- Zombie, I've been thinking about bears. I don't think you've ever been treated so easily. A few days ago, I was impressed by your flair for dying. I feel sorry for everyone.

Oh, shut up, please. A little. '

- Humans shouldn't be so easy, man. Make an example of me. Think of the world as if it's all there to support me.

No matter how small or small I am, I'm not going to be modeled on you.

In time, this ghost also had a similar name. Salt. Sword. Maybe all the things that end with my nickname are psychopaths.

“Hey, Duke Kim. Sorry, is there something bothering you? ”

Leading me upstairs, the vault keeper said, He was worried about what he had done wrong. I quickly replied, fearing he might look like a madman.

“No, I just got distracted for a second. ”

“Oh, thank God. ”

The Vault Keeper sighs of relief.

“You don't look so good, so I was worried you might have acted rudely without me knowing. Haha. I'm glad you said no. ”

What, this guy? Are you an angel?

- Tsk, tsk, easy, easy.

I ignored the nagging of psychopath ghosts.

We entered the VIP interview room. There was already a pile of gold coins on the conference room table. It seemed like another shopkeeper had already come and prepared it.

The Vault Keeper smiles.

“It's all Kim Gong-ja's money. ”

“· · Awesome. ”

Over 50,000 Gold Coins!

As they were illuminated together, the room was illuminated. I could see the blood in my heart. It was definitely overwhelming, whether it was staged or not.

“You may take all of these Doubloons, or you may purchase and store them in one of our booths. What do you want to do?”

“Hmm."

I tried to stay sane.

‘Indeed, the magic of money is great. ’

Honestly, I was drooling.

But my goal is always to stay on top. It was to be a good hunter enough to take away everyone's envy. Money was just a means to get there.

"Be a man who wields money, not a man who wields money. Kim Gong-ja. ’

Calm down.

I nod slowly.

“I will keep it in the Refined Vault. ”

“Ah, that's a wise choice, sir! ”

The Vault Keeper turned red.

“I personally always talk to the winners. I understand that you want to take it yourself, but I strongly recommend the Refined Vault. There's always someone who's mean. ”

“And..."

I opened my mouth.

“I'd like to buy my Guild Member status. ”

“Yes?”

“It costs 10,000 gold to buy a second-rate honor job, right? ”

I reached over to the table and put my hands on the heap of gold coins. A golden glow. The color that seduces humans flashes. But I had already known the same golden flame, yet much more fascinating.

My future.

For the future, this gold coin will be invested as much as possible.

“I'll buy you a lump sum. ”

“ · · · · · ·. ”

The Vault Keeper looked at my face for a moment.

“Kim Gong-ja, you haven't joined any guilds yet? ”

“Yes.”

Guild.

Hunter's participation in a guild was not just about intimacy. The greatest intention was to receive [protection] from the guild.

Even if there is a Hunter administration or vigilantes · · ·.

‘They might get attacked at the same time. ’

I could tell by the sight of the salt and sword that killed me.

This place is as fierce as the developed world.

‘Don't you dare step on the Salt Train. ’

The salts lived on their own.

After winning the lottery in a row, he wouldn't have paid [Protection Tax] anywhere else. You look like you've been having fun, saying it's all your money.

‘So they get assassinated and poisoned later. ’

Pathetic.

What's the point of pretending to be with a giant guild?

“· · · Okay. ”

The Vault Keeper took out a notebook and wrote something down.

“Anyone can become an honorary member of our guild at a fixed price. We'll get you an employee ID right away. ”

“Oh, right. And...”

I even said what was necessary.

“I live in an inexpensive trailer. We'd really appreciate it if you'd recommend staying in the studio for a while. Of course, I'll pay you well. ”

“ · · · · · ·. ”

“Also, the newspapers are probably trying to figure out who the winner is. Even if you don't disclose your real name at the time, you should let the press know that you are a member of the honor ceremony. ”

The Vault Keeper wrote down the issues I mentioned in the notebook and for a moment he looked dumbstruck.

“Wife, you're thorough. Sir."

“Phew. What a world it is today. We have to be prepared for this. ”

“· · You're right. ”

Behind the Vault Keeper, the messenger grins and laughs.

- Hey, he looks a little bluffed when he treats you like a faggot. This tastes like honey.That's why I can't miss the fun I make fun of the elites.

‘No, you're the one who said it was easy for me in the first place. Why are you here?’

I don't know. Maybe not if you don't remember.

Oh, my goodness. You're so filthy despite your toughness.

I should never have become that anarchist.

- Well, you're pretty good on your own.

The messenger smiles.

- I was worried I'd have to take care of her like a baby. I can see you're doing it now.

‘If you can't say it, you won't hate it. ’

You look good, too.

Yes, it is.

I grumbled in my heart, but my mouth was smiling.

‘Of course, it's starting now. ’

4,000 deaths and 4,000 days of regression.

The privilege of regretting not spending it properly to get revenge on the salt.

Now is the time to take advantage of it.