SSS-Class Suicide Hunter

2.

Romance fantasy norm 1

A man near a protagonist is suspicious.

Romance fantasy norm 2

The most ordinary man is actually the most extraordinary.

3.

My heart was pounding. My heart skipped like a broken piano. That much, the smile of the Inquisitor was filled with an ominous scent.

I feel like I'm going to slide all the way to the pit.

I could not figure out the bottom of this pit.

“heresy --."

“You look fine. Baron of the golden age. ”

Before I could call all the names of the towers, the Lily Soul first brought into this world's name.

I was named.

“I heard you were attacked by assassins.... You were raised on the defensive side. The lines are tough as weeds. One assassin is no big deal. ”

“Hmmm."

The Inquisitor raises his mouth.

I found out later that it was a laughingstock.

Usually, words that the Inquisitor would never put in his mouth flowed from his lips.

“Did you take this late night step to praise my health? Thank you very much. Princess. Your Highness says so, but I'm happy that so many of you care for this immature person! Tonight's misfortune feels lucky! ”

Silver Lily's eyes became clear.

The Inquisitor just said that there were two splinters.

You hired an assassin, didn't you? ’

Threatening.

‘The Crown Prince came to see me because he was worried about me. ’

Taunt.

“... It's messy because it looks like weed to my head. Imagination and delusion are one step apart. Whether or not you step on that boundary determines human dignity. I hope you'll respect your manners as a nobleman. ”

“Oh, sorry! It's not against noble etiquette to slap someone else's cheek at a ball. Oops. I grew up in a Distant Family and I didn't know the Duke's manners! ”

"......."

“If it's not rude, when will you invite me to your salon? I want to be taught manners by the princess herself. I'm not used to hitting people, so I think I need to learn a little bit more about the angle and intensity of my hands. ”

Motorcycle engine on the bottom of the tongue.

I wondered where the engine was going, but the better I listened, the crazier it got. It was the sound of my heart.

Biceps.

An ominous premonition pierced my heart and grabbed my neck.

“Glory! You're so bold! ”

“I can't believe you're a fringe baron. ”

The Duke's servants are furious at the Inquisitor's tongue waltz. There will be those who betrayed their master and were captured by the Crown Prince. I don't know if it's one traitor or several, but right now, that's not the point.

“I'm sorry!”

I hurriedly intervened between the golden and silver lights.

Silver Lily's affections have been narrowed.

“You…. ”

“The young lady was very surprised by the panic today. A humble seed desperately needs rest with a counter. It's late at night, so why don't you let the princess go? You can solve the misunderstanding tomorrow. ”

"......."

The Lily's infant keeps her lips shut.

The servants howl from behind, but that's it.

The owner raises his right hand and stops moving. At one moment, I was silently surrounding the hallway. It is impossible if you have not tightly tied the people below from the beginning.

“Wait a minute, Chamberlain, what are you talking about? ”

Rather, the Inquisitor, the Golden Thread, rebelled against me.

“I still have a lot to say to the princess. I'll tie up the conversation however I want..."

“Be quiet. ”

I caught the Inquisitor's wrist. I grabbed him, and I walked him. The Inquisitor said, "Oh, wait, Chamberlain! Wait a moment!" I shudder, but I never let go of my wrist. There's really no need for more immersion in people here.

“My lady.”

I looked back just before I got out of the hall. The lily infant was staring at us with a bright look.

“... what is it? ”

“I've always admired the way the duchess's servants make things right. Turns out tonight, the duchess' acolytes are quite quiet, unlike mine. ”

I bowed my head politely to her.

“I've learned a lot. I am humble, but I salute the princess. ”

“Excuse me. ”

And I pulled the Inquisitor out of the hallway.

The Inquisitor who initially rebelled became calm one day.

The Spring Night Garden has a large garden between the ballroom and the dormitory.

Recently pinned, the magnificents drop their heavy heads. The scent was smudged down the white trees. One night, when I touched my claws with the scent of flowers, the pale petals of magnolia fell.

“Oh my God."

The Inquisitor stepped on a fallen neck.

“Ah."

Stopping, the Inquisitor looks up at the night sky. After a while, the Inquisitor turns around and looks at me. A expressionless face. A frozen expression.

When Hunter hears that he's the craziest in the tower, he mutters as if he can't believe what he's done.

“Four Kings……. What did I just say back there? ”

4.

I said as soon as I closed the door to the lodge.

“Set your password. ”

We were quiet on the way to the dormitory. There was nothing going on between them. It was a little difficult to walk with my ankle wrapped in silence.

Is it because of the increased immersion in people? The way from the garden to the accommodation came to my mind naturally.

Maybe the more immersed they are, the clearer their memories become. It's hard to tell whether it's good or bad right now.

“Password……"

The Inquisitor blinks.

“Is this a secret password……? ”

“If we leave it like this, we're in real danger. You need to stay sharp. ”

“Of course. The king. You're right. Yes…"

The Inquisitor seemed to be making every effort to catch the sliding voice. The speed of the voice outpaces the speed of thinking. It was a red signal that humans were becoming dangerous.

I held the Inquisitor's face firmly in my hands. And I forcefully caught his eye.

“When spring comes, the magnolia will fall. ”

“Yes……? ”

“If I say [in spring], you say, 'I'll be a Magnolia.' That's the code between us. The code to pull yourself together. Now, if you know, tell me. What if spring comes?”

“Magnolia..."

“Again. In the spring. ”

“The Magnolia loses. ”

The Inquisitor's gaze gradually returns. I started to look at the nearest face, not the farther air. The Inquisitor said, ”Hmm," and he shook his head, "Hmm!” I nodded.

“Yes! You're awake! ”

“Okay. Well done. ”

“Thank you, Four Kings! Aha. What a surprise today is like a storm. It will be remembered as a day that will never be forgotten. ”

“Would you relax after a cup of tea? ”

“Please!”

Good. Not yet. It's not too early to give up this round.

I handed the blanket to the Inquisitor and headed to the kitchen. Like the dormitory of the Academy where the royals and nobles go, there was a small kitchen in the golden eaves' chamber. I found tea leaves and teapots easily.

“Wow."

I started the car and lost my mind.

“My body just moves by itself.... ”

I have never boiled tea in earnest other than tea bags. I've been doing it my whole life, but my hands moved automatically, as if they had been working on the teapot for a long time. side effects of immersion.

Even my body [rejoices] at boiling tea.

‘The lady likes it best when she mixes milk with a spoonful of honey in her tea. ’

I was excited about my nostrils.

‘To do this, I asked the Academy's minions to get precious honey. It costs a little money, but he's so frugal he doesn't waste it. Luxury like this is okay...'

[Increases engagement with people.]

[Your current engagement rate is 6%.]

It's not okay!

It's not okay!

Shit!!

Damn romance! Why are you so happy about putting honey in your tea? Do you want me to open your skull and apply honey to your synapse? I'll shove a hornet's nest in your head!

[I'm worried about the shiny warrior's condition….]

[However, the valiant steward's attire is very desirable, and sparkly gives a minority opinion.]

My weapon sparkled with joy. I felt a little more sparkly because of my mood. His master is sitting there in agony with his head in his hands.

‘The butler can't be distracted. ’

I bite my teeth tightly.

‘No, really. How difficult it has been to complete stages so far! ’

Oggi has arrived.

I made a commitment not to boil tea like a natural figure. I used my usual teapot and took out my usual teacup. And I gave the car to the Inquisitor.

"Four Kings."

The Inquisitor takes a few cups of tea and tilts his head.

“Yes."

“The tea tastes weird! ”

“So?”

“If my tastes are not dull, this crunchy taste is salt? ”

“That's what this car used to be. ”

“Wow. This is more like salt water than a car? If you measure salinity objectively, it's going to be a simple salt water, no more, no less. ”

“Just shut up and drink. ”

“Very well! I'll drink to that! ”

Inquisitor Heururu drank tea.

“Thanks for the drink! It's salty!”

The Inquisitor smiles widely. Yeah, this is what we're gonna do. Our natural psycho has finally regained its original purity.

“So what are you going to do now? ”

“Let the evil spirit be joined by the Crown Prince. ”

I sighed.

“Or at least smash the gold medallion and the Crown Prince's love line to powder. Aim for one of two endings. ”

“Operation Pearl Harpoon..."

The Inquisitor has made up his mind.

Well, it doesn't matter. I also prefer the latter of two endings.

I've never been in a relationship before, so I don't really know...

‘Wouldn't it be easier to break it than to make it? ’

It may be difficult to connect the Crown Prince with the Silver Lily Infant, but it will be easy to break him up with the Golden Hawk Infant.

In this area, the Inquisitor and I were 100% sympathetic.

“The Crown Prince's love for the Golden Thread Soul must cool down! Do you have any ideas? ”

“There is.”

I realized when I was about to lose my mind while boiling the tea earlier. This stage requires extraordinary measures.

‘There is a way. ’

Not only does the Crown Prince dislike the Golden Hawk, but it's also a very effective way to keep both of us, especially myself, in mind.

“What's the ruse? ”

“In the end, the more the Inquisitor tries to act [golden link], the more [deadbeat] I am, the higher the rate of engagement between the two of us. ”

On the contrary.

"And what if [what the deacon would never do] and [what the deacon would never do]? ”

"There may be a drop in engagement with people. It doesn't have to fall, it doesn't have to go up. What do you think?”

The Inquisitor's eyes gleam.

"…… Wow. It is. It's simple and it's good. What a king! You've hit the 10th Floor of Immortality and cleared it to the 20th Floor in total ruins! ”

"I like the compliment. Well, our conclusion is simple. ”

I flicked my hand and activated the skill.

“From now on, let's be [Bad Infants] and [Bad Deacons]. ”

The Inquisitor tilts his head.

“Yes?”

Then came the reincarnation. I didn't have to call a lot of white walkers like a thousand drink locks. For us, there was only one white walker who needed me right now.

My shadow twisted and turned into a white man.

"......."

Ponytail tied back.

It's the shittiest eye in the universe.

“Hey......."

Saline. Hydraulic.

As soon as I was summoned, I frowned on the Pride Statue. I opened my mouth as my face crumpled like a bunch of toilet paper.

“Fuck you, asshole. What the fuck do you want me to do this time? “

"Come on. Let's do it together, huh? ”

“---ugh!! Rrrrgh!”

No matter how badly I spoke, I couldn't disobey my orders. Like a sealed hostage caught by a noisy terrorist. "Ew! Whoops!"

I felt a lot better when I saw the salt. What do you want me to say, like you put a lid on the trash? The particulate dust in my mind seemed to be cleaned nicely. He was like a dustbin in a cleaner.

“Inquisitor Ethan. ”

“Yes, the king! ”

“You're too good at what you look like. ”

I made a solemn face.

“Any gesture, any act, is pure. But if you're going to be a real bad baby, you're not going to be able to be in a real bad baby. It's not enough."

“Oh."

The Inquisitor's ears widen.

“If there is something missing from me, please teach me! I'll learn!”

“Yes, let me teach you, one-on-one attribute classes. ”

I slowly looked at the play.

“The best tutor will lead you down a bad path. ”

“Aha, I'm excited! ”

“Town--- town!! Heave-ho!"

The Inquisitor smiles brightly like a puppy. I frowned like a fluffy dog. Between the puppy and the son of a bitch, I was nodding seriously.

“Come on. Let's be bad. ”

The next day, the Sormwyn Academy exploded.