1.
Lilies said, "Dan.”
“A week from today. Before the world perishes, you will have to be my personal servant, not the baron of gold. ”
“Your servant..."
“Yes, I only know my love, and I never taught it to anyone else. The only way to show you how much I love you is to show you hostility. So don't you think you should watch and learn from me? Watch and learn."
"......."
“Speaking of which, I feel like I'm losing money. No, definitely a loss. It reveals my embarrassing privacy. All life, all life, all life, all together, make it three lifetimes of luck. Peasant.”
He really is a thieving nobleman.
2.
The next day, my double contract life started.
It was not only the golden age but also the silver lily age.
“Hmm. You're here? ”
"Yes."
Lilies greeted me in the dressing room.
5: 00 a.m.
The spirit had already awakened. Four acolytes clung together and dressing her up. Originally, it was a great honor to set foot in the TooWallet Room, but Silver Lily said to herself, "Don't bother, don't mind."
As soon as I walked in, the princess said,
“Show me.”
“Yes, ma'am. ”
A servant of the Antiguan pulls out the slate, Chuck. The plank was decorated with lilies. And the sentence was written in a nice handwriting.
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LESSON 1. (Beginning)
Love starts with experiencing puppies.
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"......."
“I thought about it last night. What choice do I have to make to teach you love? I am not relaxed enough to only care about you, but I cannot find your first love. Don't you think?”
While I was dumbfounded by the loss of words, the lily spirit confidently said. Around her, the servants trim her right fingernails with an owner's expressionless expression.
“That's why I've decided to teach you the truths you need to know ahead of time. Look, bless you. Love starts with experiencing puppies. ”
“Sa, love begins with experiencing a son of a bitch…? ”
“Yes, son of a bitch. Maybe they're bastards. ”
An infant Silver Lily pulled out a debt with her left hand. Glug! The debt unfolds with a clean, clear sound. The Duke covered his lower body with debt.
“There is a lover somewhere in the world with perfect first love. There will be lovers who care and love each other from the beginning, until they are buried in coffins after their first love. But that's not you. ”
"......."
“The lover you will meet has a 99% chance of being a son of a bitch. You may not be a son of a bitch right now, but you will be one. Why? It's simple. It is almost impossible for a human to be a dog all year long. In the same sense,”
Glug glug.
The baby lily folds her debt and points to her servant. Then the servant turns the slab upside down as if it had been prepared for a long time. On the back of the plank there is a sentence.
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LESSON 1. (Deepening)
You're a son of a bitch.
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"You're probably a son of a bitch, too."
"......."
“But don't be so negative. Humans are animals of experience. Whoever gets hurt by that son of a bitch may never get hurt by that son of a bitch again. Anyone who's ever been a son of a bitch to someone might not be a son of a bitch next. Learned what man is a dog, when I will be a dog, and how not to be a dog. ”
My head is numb.
“Wife, can't you do it right from the start? ”
“Chamberlain.”
The baby lily was expressionless.
“Don't expect humans. ”
"......."
“Humans forget what they say. I make up my mind and give up. Forgetting and giving up. Think of these two words as the fundamental principle of love. If you really want to be good at love, you have to learn to [remember] and [decide] the opposite. ”
“Ki, are you learning about memory and determination? ”
“You're a child.... ”
The Lily baby sighed. What did I do wrong? I really have no idea.
“The white paper is worth a fortune. I'll show you. ”
You're gonna show me?
How do we do that?
"I saw it with my own eyes, don't you know?"
The lily spirit stood up from the chair. The acolytes who were stuck together like kittens retreated. The valiant servant escorted her, and she confidently said.
“I am the one who loves the biggest son of a bitch in the world. ”
Uh, yeah.
Why is it so cool?
“Let's go.”
The Lily Infant walked and I followed. I often followed my servants as well as myself. I don't know why, but the servants are holding the cistern.
Our arrival is at the Academy's most extravagant accommodation. It was where the Crown Prince was staying.
“Dear Duke, ”
The Crown Prince's acolytes panicked and greeted us. Should I tell him he's depressed? Even a Duke can't be more violent than the Imperial Court, but strangely, he won't be able to raise his head to the spirit of the Silver Lily.
“D, have you eaten? ”
“I heard.”
“It's not even sunny yet... ”
“Did His Highness cough? The king's morning is better than all the people's morning. ”
“That……"
“You didn't. Lead them.”
The Crown Prince's acolyte trembles.
“Tae-ja has issued a strict decree... ”
“What's your point? No, I can see that. When I visited him in the future, he would have told me never to come inside. Is that so?"
“Please forgive me.... ”
“The Crown Prince has called me specially since he was going to send his country to this institute. [You, your fiancée, should work hard because the country's life can become lazy and self-restrained.] I take care of the Crown Prince at His Majesty's behest. You are the Imperial Servant. Tell me, are you His Majesty's servant? Or the Emperor's people. ”
“Hey, princess. ”
“Do you deny His Majesty's imperial decree that you are His Majesty's servants? The Crown Prince will be pleased to hear of this news. ”
The situation was closed in one minute.
Among the servants dispatched from the Imperial Court, there was not a single one who stopped the Valley Lily spirit. The duc awe crossed the garden, crossed the lobby, and finally reached the prince's bedroom.
“Your Grace.”
Three knocks.
“Have you coughed?”
“Don't come in! ”
“You coughed. I'm going in. ”
The Lily girl takes out the key as if it were natural and opens the visit. Heave-ho. The prince's bedroom opened to welcome us. The master of the bedroom was trembling in his bed.
“Hiic?! ”
“Your Majesty, it's morning and you're still in bed. That's not going to happen. The Crown Prince gets up every day at 4: 00 to take care of the ministry of the empire. Should your country be lazy enough to succeed in the future? ”
“Look! Don't you have anyone? Somebody help me..."
“Close the door. ”
Visits are closed. There was no Imperial acolyte in the bedroom. Only the servants of Silver Lily fell silently. The Crown Prince's shoulder tremors have worsened.
Lilies opened their lips.
“Deacon.”
“Yes, yes. ”
“I will teach you a second lesson. ”
The spirit points the servant of the Antiguan to the tip of his chin.
Then the servant raises the prepaid sheet of paper.
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LESSON 2. (Beginning)
If you can't avoid the son of a bitch, enjoy it.
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“I can't believe you're enjoying this... ”
“You will love me one day. And I will meet the son of a bitch with my first love. I advise you, if it will be so, enjoy it. ”
The Lily baby flicks her fingers.
“And there's only one way to enjoy meeting that son of a bitch. ”
A servant of the Antiguan skillfully flips the plank.
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LESSON 2. (Deepening)
Be a bigger asshole than your opponent.
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Uahhhhhh!
The servants pick up the bucket and sprinkle it on the bed. I brought the bucket here for a moment right now. “Hmph?!” The emperor was struck by lightning. The razorblades burst.
“---Relationship with dogs is war. ”
The baby looked at the baby silver lily boldly.
“Avoid war if possible. Peace is the best value. If your opponent is kind? Be kind too. If your opponent is good, you must be good, too. But if your opponent is an inevitable son of a bitch, remember: ”
Silver Lily baby took out a debt. It was a different debt than before. Surprisingly, this debt had letters engraved on it.
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Today's tagline:
Don't be nice to that son of a bitch.
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Crazy.
“Be good. Don't be good. ”
“Tea, don't be nice. ”
“Humans are animals that want to be seen well by others. If there is a human who wants to look cool, there is a human who wants to look like someone who knows something. And there are people who want to look good. You belong to the last class, I see. Restrain yourself.”
However, the princess did not refrain. Not at all.
“Open the door. ”
The servants hold a visit. In the hallway at the door, imperial servants stood agitated.
"What do you do? ”
Little Lily said without a care.
“His Highness is wet. No matter how good the seasons are because of the spring, I'm afraid the bodies of my own country will get hurt. Give it back to me.”
“I, Your Majesty! ”
Imperial acolytes rush in. They held up one towel as if they knew this would happen. What I can see here is that this is not the first time Silver Lily infant has written a Thunderbolt operation.
“Engrave, this is the equation of love. ”
The lily spirit slowly went out into the hallway.
“A handsome man loses to a smart man. Smart people lose to assholes. Therefore, a man who climbs to the pinnacle of love is a cunning beauty like a dog. Deacon, you will have to learn this truth and work hard to hone yourself. ”
“Er... ”
Looking back, there is still a commotion in the Crown Prince's bedroom.
“This isn't quite the love I had in mind. I have something..."
“You expected something more romantic? ”
“Yes, and…"
“I knew it was love with my heart, not my head. ”
“Yes……."
“That's also true. ”
Lilies throw debts. Huff. A servant of the Antiguan grabs the debt well and buries it in his arms. We walked to the reception room and talked.
“But it's up to you to decide. Meeting someone who was heartbroken at first sight. This is never easy. It also determines who you see and who you throb with depending on what life you have lived. The first thing you fall in love with is, in fact, because you can see what life the other person has lived. ”
“That's hard to say…. ”
“Hard.”
Her red eyes narrow.
“If it's hard, will you test it? ”
Exams.
“What test is this? ”
“Would you like to test me?" ”
“…… what should I do to shake my head? ”
“You will do wondrous things. ”
Weird stuff.
“What are the odds of that? ”
“That's all I have to tell you. Why don't you find your master and ask him to show you mercy? Think and think for yourself and give your answer. Deacon, you are a clever man. You may succeed.
"......."
“I'll tell you if it's right or wrong for free. ”
We arrived at the reception. This is definitely the palace where the Crown Prince is staying, and the Duke has walked around comfortably like a room in his house. She bites all but me and sits in a chair.
A room with a red carpet.
The eyes of the same color as the bottom looked at me quietly.
Mmm-hmm.
“Phew..."
I took a big breath. The breath that entered the esophagus was stiff as a stiff egg in the lungs. Even if it was just a breath, I decided to use it as proof of my resolve.
I took the card out of my arms.
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[Facial recognition impairment card]
What a coincidence? Critical Secret Eavesdropping! Card]
[Oops! I shouldn't be telling you this! Stop screwing around without me knowing it! Card]
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Before entering the book of revelations, the library said, "I will be a thousand soldiers." These are the cards originally to be used in this stage. The lily infant tilts her head.
“ ……? What? ”
“These are the cards the librarian gave me. ”
And...
“According to the princess, these must also be some kind of [attack house]. ”
Profit!
I tore the cards without hesitation.
The torn cards scattered like colorful sand. No trace.
[The Head of the Gallery is amazed at your determination.]
Maybe those cards really helped us take the stage. But it was more important to show sincerity to the humans in front of us.
At least I believed so.
[The Librarian of the Corner realizes your intentions and applauds.]
Rewards are just rewards.
Shortcuts are meaningful when they're shortcuts.
There is no reason for me to be obsessed with rewards, and there is no reason for me to be willing on a path that is not a shortcut.
“…… Wow. ”
The lily spirit bent its chin and looked at me.
“Indeed.”
The red eyes sparkle like blood.
“Wonderful.”
The Lily girl gestures lightly.
“Come here. ”
I approached.
“Your chin is high. Keep your head down.”
I ducked.
Lilies whispered in my ear.
“Well done.”
Young-ae took out the glass bottle from her arms. I didn't know what it was at first. However, I realized the moment I opened the mulberry, and the lid. The blue scent. It was a perfume bottle.
Lilies take off their gloves.
I scoured the entrance of the perfume bottle with my little finger.
“I'll give you a heads up. ”
Reach down to my neck, groan. I took a dot on the earlobe.
“I am not responsible for you. ”
향.
A strong floral scent that makes my head numb.
"------."
The smell of white lily.
I felt dizzy for a moment.
“Does it smell good?”
Little Lily grabbed my right hand. I realized the clamping was a little late. The scent is interfering with my head, and time is running out.
“Yes…."
“Did you like it? ”
“…… Yes. ”
The red eyes of the lily infant tilt.
“I like you, too. It's my favorite scent. My favorite scent.”
Sogon. His voice rises to his throat.
“It does not offend me that you have confessed your secret to me. Continue to obey me. Tonight, I will also tell you a secret. ”
My heart is pounding.
[Increases engagement with people.]
This is bad.
[Your current engagement rate is 15%.]
I think I'm gonna get stuck with this guy.