SSS-Class Suicide Hunter

3.

- Bastards... Idiots who only know muscles...

The aspiring elf took a deep breath and returned home. I cried the whole time I went home to find out what life was so unfair about.

- Where are you shooting at, now that you're here?

It's the same at home.

- Did you wander around the theater again?

- He's as old as he gets, and he's still out of it. Kid, a blood-soap opera is all about brainwashing your own people. In the end, I want you to worship Keketruecker. What good is it to drool on a hedgehog?

Unlike the Designated People, the Elves built a quiet mansion and indulged in luxury. The families of aspiring actors were also rich. Born a merchant and living as a merchant, the Elves who wanted to learn from the fairies were peculiar.

- I'm not.

The aspiring elf mutters as he smashes the dinner table.

- I don't have any bloodlines to worship Ketugger... Rather, the bloodstreams are about the worshipping of Keketruecker...

- What did he say?

- I don't know, I can't hear you.

- You're an adult now. Everything I've dressed up and fed you has been in the books for money. Given the price, I'll pay you no interest, so pay up. If you're not going to pay me back, get out of my house.

- How can my family only know about money?

The aspiring elf jumped.

- No, why is our kind so crazy about making money?

- Making money is fun.

- I'm not funny at all! It's no fun to be ignorant!

- It's usually best to fish for fags. Are you going to pay child support or not?

- These people are crazy.

The aspiring elf suddenly stood up.

- It's a tradition and a duty to repay your parents for all the money you spent growing up. Even taking it for granted...!

- Of course I left because of you.

- You wrote down everything you ate that day and everything you wore, starting with what you owe the midwife on the day she was born! Are you sick? Do these people have a disease that kills them if they don't use their books? That's it. I'm sick of houses! I'll just run away.

The aspiring elf leaves the house in a loud voice. As I was about to leave the gate, my family called me from behind.

Sonia!

- What is it?

- We have to get the debts even if we have to go! Over here!

My family brought sweetmeats.

There were scrolls piled up like mountains on the moonlight.

It was all in debt.

- If you run away, you're no longer family, so I'll put in the price and interest calculations. Don't be so hard. I'll only get the cheapest interest rate. I can get a job at any merchant guild and pay you back in 12 years. Work hard for your money.

- Son of a bitch...

- I'm going to raise interest rates by 1% every time I say one more swear word.

-.......

- Oh, and I've added a little extra money for the moon paper. Someday you're gonna run away. I prepared it before.Thank you for choosing a strong and cheap one. Sonia. Get out of the house.

The aspiring elf grabbed a piece of paper with his tears.

Dalgric. Dalgric.

The wheel rolls and cries bitterly.

A sad landscape of a young elf appeared and the messenger was watching.

“I hope there aren't any normal people in this world...? ”

- Yeah, I know your towers are a little crazy, but this is starting to make me nervous...

The elf has no money, so he can't even catch a shabby inn. I just crouched down next to the theater and fell asleep as a draught cover. Sniffing. In the streets of Goi, the moonlight, the sound of crying echoes.

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And now it was my turn to show up.

“Sonia.”

I entered the dream of the aspiring elf and spoke to him.

Unlike Gorkena Ubrica, the Elven dream landscape was... fairly slow. A splendid party chair.Hopgoblin servants have been grabbing the eager elves.

- I'm sorry, Archangel Sonia. Until now, we have not recognized the face of the genius actor....

- Hahahaha! Muscles only! Smoke is jammy! Come on, drink up!

- Ugor. It's an honor to be able to fill the glass of Archangel Sonia...

Amazing.

The earl who has corrupted the elves' unconsciousness to this day is the greatest. Literally a fairy. I became a pious spirit.

“Sonia. Sonia. Come to your senses."

What is it? Why is there such an unscrupulous race?

“I am the leader of a designation tribe. This is what you call quetburgher. You belong to my realm, as your fairies have joined under the banner of the stipulated tribe. ”

- Huh?

“You cried in broad daylight today. Ketug Kerr is fine, great cats are fine, and demons are fine, so please make your debut. Rejoice, for I have heard your wretched cry and have come here. ”

- What nonsense...

There was a moment of brotherhood with my fists.

- I'm sorry I didn't see you! Ketugger!

“Forgive me. Gorge suspected I was evil at first. In the end, I realized my sincerity and praised him. Don't forget to doubt someone in this harsh world. ”

Thank you for your forgiveness! Ketugger!

“Call me [kind and gentle Keketruecker] when you call me. ”

- Yes?

Sonia looks up at me, kneeling. The one with the big eyes is like, "What, this new idiot? 'I felt like I was saying. I raised my fist with a twisted smile.

“Why? Do you have a problem with that? ”

- Oh, nothing. Gracious, kind Keketruecker!

“Now I'm ready to talk. ”

I sat on a chair lined with silk cushions and drank watermelon beer. What? It's a mixture of grilled cucumbers. Besides, it's strangely sweet... Why are my kids stuck in this crappy drink?

“Sonia, don't be afraid of me. I just want to give you what you want. ”

- Yes, in this example….

“Yes. You want to be an actor? I'll make you an actor. ”

- Are you sure?

“Of course. Really. This Ketugger has never lied to you. But before I lend you my power, I need to do a little thought testing. ”

Sonia frowns.

- Ideology verification...?

“Recently, a lot of false stories have bewitched all the children. Ketugger cannot forbid a miserable heart. Answer me, do I deserve to be a third prophet? ”

I meant it.

“What kind of man is salty? ”

- Uh...

Sonia tilts her head.

- You're a son of a bitch, aren't you? According to the most classical bloodstream.... In his ordinary life, Ketugger met a villain from all over the world and became very agitated. His name is Salt. Now, there's been a lot of use of salting in the good side, the so-called [he was actually a good guy] setting, and I don't see it very well. There are dogs in the world. And maybe we can fix people, but we can't fix the son of a bitch...

“Sonia.”

Tuck.

I put my hand on the shoulders of the aspiring student.

“You really have a promising future! ”

- Yeah, yeah?

I smiled widely.

“They say a tree that will grow tall will recognize the leaves first. Huh. This kid is not just a giant, he's a man who can chew the waters of the world! ”

- Oh, yeah.

“How can a good child like you be born among those who know nothing but money like you fairies? Lotus blossoms in the mud, black pearls in the shells. What a beautiful performance! ”

- Well, is it? Heh heh. I don't know what to do with you just saying that...

Sonia scratches her head like a shrug. Between the two of us, a warm friendship blossomed beyond time and race.

- But how can you help me in particular...?

“Simple. Let me borrow your body for a moment. ”

I have a preview of an item in the Civilization Shop.

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[People's possession]

Rank: A-

Effect: Possesses the person of your choice. The original owner of the possessed body becomes the spirit and stays by your side. When a person dies or you declare an end to possession, the spirit returns to its original body!

Cost: 2,000 Faction Points

However, an item cannot be used until the person agrees to possession.

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The parent compatibility of items in animal possession.

- I can't believe you're borrowing my body... Ugh. Really?

“Son of a bitch. I don't know what I imagined, but I'm with Raviel. ”

- Oh, yeah. By the way.

“I just want to possess your body. Don't stay too long. Only until I make you a top actor. If you leave before then, I'll leave. ”

Sonia rolls her eyes.

- Do I have to sacrifice my soul in return...?

“Oh my, what good will it do to take your soul? Your mind will remain in one corner after my possession. ”

-.......

“Don't do it if you don't want to. If I'm going to possess it, I have a lot of designations I'd like. ”

- Oh, no, sir. No, it's not!

Sonia is afraid to speak up.

- Please possess me, my gracious, sweet Keketruecker! I'll do whatever it takes to make my debut onstage!

“Yes, that's the spirit! If there's something people want, it has to be done as long as it takes to chase it to the end of the universe. ”

I bought an item right away.

[Buy ‘possessed by people’.]

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“No regrets, right? ”

- Yes, sir!

“You don't mind, do you? ”

- No, sir!

“Fine. Then I'll take that as a yes and possess you." ”

- D, come in!

Shoot!

The sound of the toilet flush made my eyes go numb. I closed my eyes tightly and opened them. Suddenly, a view of the city that had become dawn came into view.

“Heh.”

I repeatedly clenched and straightened my fist.

An odd hand.

The palm of my hand disappears to make sure I've never held a sword in my life.

“It's a little awkward... Well, it's better than the first time you possessed a lion. You'll get used to it soon.”

- Oh, my God, the Great Cat.

You hear a surprised voice in your head. Sonia's voice.

- It's really possessed...?

“Did I or did I not tell you? I never lied to you guys. ”

- I'm sorry. To be honest, I suspected it might be a demonic scam... The Devil has been eating away at me lately, and I've seen a monstrosity-looking creature, and there are a lot of other testaments...

I turned the error into blood. Are fairies supposed to be sensitive to error? Or was Sonia surprisingly gifted? After running the order four or five times, a flame quickly blazes over the palm of your hand.

- Oh, my God.

I guess he didn't have much talent after he was surprised.

- No way! The fire of the soul is so easy...

- Who's been hanging around here since dawn?

The door to the theater opened. Yesterday, an extremist who had thrown Sonia out was holding the door hook. I woke up when I thought I was living here at all.

What is it? It's you again.

When I looked at him, the extremist looked bored.

- The trial is over, and the next act of bloodshed is set. I don't have a role for you, so please stop tangling around. You're a fairy anyway, so you won't have to learn anything without living well.

“Extreme Lord.”

I got down on my knees politely.

“I ran away. ”

- I'm sorry?

“Look at the molten copper here. This is the debt document that my family has paid and paid for. Even when I died, I was going to be an actor and I was going to die, so I got rid of the debentures. I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back. ”

-.......

“I'm really out of the way! ”

I shouted indistinctly.

“You can be a stooge. It doesn't matter if you're a dancer. Please just get on stage! Look at my smoke, not my muscles! In the name of Ketugger, Gorke and Ubrica, I will repay you for your faith! ”

- Wuger, how did this fairy come to be born...?

A Hopgoblin extremist wrapped around his forehead with one hand.

-... got it. I'll give you one last chance. But I can't give you the part because I asked you to. Prove that even your weak muscles can entice an audience.

“How can I prove it? ”

- I want you to act instantaneously here.

The extremist sits on the ground and folds his arms.

- I'm giving you one more chance at the hearing. There is no greater privilege.

Okay. Okay.

“What kind of acting do you want? ”

- Every actor has a role to play. How well you perform this act determines the quality of the actor. It's an old act, but very difficult, and it hides the talent of actors that well.

“If the performance is difficult.... ”

The extremist solemnly said.

- [Raviel and Ketugger]. Dissolve the scene where Kebug Kerr confesses his love to Raviel and reveals himself.

Hey.

- Don't blame me for asking too much. Like I said, you're already getting a great deal of privilege. There are also extremists who grant actor qualifications only to designated people.

I tilted my head.

“Er... Will that do?”

- You're making a fresh pot.

The extremist snorts.

- It's hard to digest the scene that Keketruecker confesses to Raviel. To Kedruecker, Raviel is a goddess, and she must praise the beauty of this goddess with all her language. Only sincerely. If I don't love you right now, I'm going to die with the love of my life! It's never easy!

"Well…"

- Unskilled actors try to make this scene with tears and tears. Gale! It's not like that. Ketugger is not a beggar for love, nor is he dependent on love. I just want to add to Laviel's glory by expressing my love for the goddess purely. Surrendering yourself completely to the other person. This can't be done by someone who has never experienced it.

Yeah...?

I'm confident in praising my lover for 360 hours straight.

It's the easiest thing in the world.

“By the way, why don't you pretend to confess to Raviel? ”

Of course, I don't think a salty rock like you understands love.

“I understand.”

I took a big breath.

I imagine Raviel sitting with his chin bent.

A hair that resembles a silver fox about to fall asleep in winter. Slightly sleepy eyes. Red eyes. 'Sleepy.’ Whispering breath. ‘Wake me up, Confucius. ’

Because of your existence, I can love the world a little more.

“Raviel. My soul. My eternal red. I didn't know it was red until I met you. But your eyes, your eyes. When you look at your eyes from the side---."

I opened my mouth.

Two minutes later, the expression of extremism changed.

- Nonsense!

The extremist woke up in horror.

- You're making fun of my tongue... This ridiculous love confession.... I'm desperate to get laid like a chicken... Everything is perfect! It's like it's the Keketruecker itself!?

That's right, baby.

Daddy's here.