SSS-Class Suicide Hunter

1.

“My Lord……. No, Mr. Confucius. I'm sorry, just let me say one thing... ”

“Surprisingly, the pharmacist has the right to speak a thousand words, not a single word. on the assumption that they are generous. And I'm not proud of it, but I'm a generous person. ”

“Confucius is an idiot…. ”

The pharmacist examined me and took it out in 30 seconds.

“I don't mean any disrespect, I mean it. Literally, literally, an idiot. He's not just a jerk. He's a total jerk. ”

“That's too much.”

“Then I'll make a mistake... ”

“Yes?”

“Huh?”

I tilted my head and the apothecary tilted his head. The time that transcended human cognitive abilities had passed for a long time.

The apothecary spoke without hesitation.

“How can you live like this...? I could write a dissertation right now with your condition. Here, your arm. Like this. Hiya."

“Ahhhhhh!? ”

“You can see it's bent, right? The curve is very smooth, like this. Hiya. Become one. ”

“Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! ”

“Yes, my bones are shattered. If you eat raw, you know that there are crumbs under the packing bag...? Gongzhong is pouting if he is whole body... including the jawbone and the skull. ”

“Give-up! Give-up! All right, that's enough! I'm dying!”

“You make it sound like you're alive. The subject of the corpse... ”

He's alive!

“First of all, I'll treat you. ”

The pharmacist sighed.

“But my skills react the more severely injured I am. I will assist you with the treatment with as many potions as possible, but it will still cause you a lot of pain…"

“Uh, what level of pain did you just consider to be level 1? ”

“Don't get hit by a slime and get cocky. ”

Indeed.

To die.

I have lived a life without shame.

“Confucius has two options. ”

“Choosing whether to live or die has always been a difficult question for me. ”

“Would you like to be treated at once? Or do you want to split your limbs, head duodenum, shoulders, feet, knees, and get a little treatment? ”

“Please tell me the difference. ”

“Yes. Are you going to overwhelm the pain beyond death at once, or are you going to suffer the pain of death many times...?" ”

“Was it a choice between death and death...? ”

Death by Death. Death is also instantaneous. Even an appendectomy would be embarrassing in front of such a repetitive choice. You can never give a speech to the sick. No matter how patriotic a soldier may be, he'll run away screaming for the Hellfire.

“So... what would you like to choose? ”

“I choose death! ”

“I'm sorry. I don't know which side you're talking about... ”

“Well, even a whirlpool would be better hit. ”

I said it based on many years of life experience.

“Just try to keep it cool. I'm going to be sick for a while. ”

“Yes."

The pharmacist took the glass cylinder out of his pocket.

A thick red liquid like sea cucumber lingers in a jar of glass.

“Now lie down. ”

I lay down.

“Close your eyes. ”

It's closed.

“Then... live. ”

I survived.

“Yep? ”

There was no answer.

I feel ominous for some reason, blinking my eye--

2.

I forgot.

I open my eyes, and I see the bright eyes in front of my nose.

It was the face of the tower.

-.......

The tower lowers its eyes expressionlessly and mutters.

-... a little embarrassing.

Mr. Amethyst?

- You shouldn't be here yet.

Yes, sir?

- Please go back.

What's that supposed to mean?

Wait a minute.

More importantly, where am I?

3.

"---Hustle!"

I jumped to my feet.

The back is damp.

“Ba, I feel like I just experienced something real in the afterlife.... ”

“You're awake. ”

I heard a familiar voice.

Elder. A gray spider lies reclining on the side of the bed.

She also swallowed an unidentified red juice as a straw, with her whole body covered in bandages.

“Hey. Nice hiller you brought with you. Less than a week for a year of full-time care. I'd like to hire you as my tower. ”

“Oh, well. The pharmacist is a bit of a fraud... Wait, a week? Has it been a week?”

“Since you screamed like a chicken head and got 173 hours and 31 minutes and 26 seconds, you should be fine for roughly a week. ”

Oh, my god.

[Relieved to have you home, sparkling warrior.]

The sword on the bed trembles.

No way. I just closed my eyes for a second and then I opened them.

I didn't realize that it had been a week.

“What happened? ”

“What? My life? That's rubbish.”

“That's not it. I remember very well until I defeated you and took you captive. ”

I have triumphed over the gray spider.

But even moments of glory. He was too injured to leave the battlefield. I somehow got in touch with our world and called for a pharmacist, and that was the day I received my treatment.

…… Healing?

Can we really call it therapy?

A new, highly assassinated method.

Anyway.

“Separate from our duel, you haven't won a battle yet. ”

Yes, it is.

The tower has lost its elder, its leader. You can see that the anti-Maestro Alliance has won the battle. Nevertheless, the spiders refused to surrender to the end and settled in five spires.

Of course, the anti-Maestro alliance has surrounded the turrets with vigor.

Boring and weary siege has begun.

I ask what happened to the Siege War.

“I know what you're expecting. Nothing's been decided yet. ”

The gray spider shrugs.

“My captivity would have upset the children a lot. Surrender is a separate matter. Maybe the color will never come off unless it's absolutely obvious. ”

“Even if I threaten your life? ”

“Then, of course, the wobbly ones will wobble. ”

The gray spider blooms.

“But you won't. ”

“Well, that's true. ”

I nodded.

“You wouldn't want to escape and go for a second fight, would you? ”

“I want to be a chimney.... That's it. Fighting is a duel and a test is a test, even if you're humiliated and cowardly. If you're going to kill me, I'm going to keep you prisoner for now. ”

The gray spider muttered, "It's hard to escape because of the double seal spell."

Surprisingly, I was overwhelmed with defeat.

“Oh. Maybe I want to impress the messenger...."

“Are you sure you want to cry? ”

“Strong denial is inversely……."

“Strong denial. Kill you.”

“Queahhhh!! ”

“Ahhhhhhhh!? ”

Describing what just happened, the gray spider lifted his bandaged leg and slammed my back, and my unhealed ribs screamed. Similarly, the leg bones of an unhealed gray spider crumble.

It was a nice harmony.

As a result, I huff and puff, wrapped around my waist, and the gray spider squirms with his legs.

"Ugh... ugh..."

“Son of a bitch..."

Two people groaned in the room. We couldn't even afford to blame each other for their foolishness. It was just pure, very, very painful.

If it really hurts, it doesn't make sense.

The messenger stared at us with his own eyes, "What are these guys?"

- Are you guys stupid?

“The swordsman said he only loved you for 15,100 years... ”

- Are you fucking kidding me?

“Oh, you're a natural. ”

I put the pain behind me.

Because that's life.

It's my life... by Kim Gong-ja.

[Today, I'm worried about you because you're a warrior.]

My whole body is in pain. Understand.

“Anyway, the fight's not over yet. It's not over until it's over. ”

“Well, excuse me, but isn't the situation over already? We've got the boss. We've got him surrounded. What else is there to do here to admit that color is crucial? ”

“Well…… hmm. ”

The gray spider narrows its eyes and wipes this side.

“Well, I guess it's settled by now. ”

I had an ominous look in my eyes.

“…… what is it? ”

“Our tower has tentacles in dozens of worlds. Kid, it's been a long time since I've summoned an army, but it's not power. If the kids who are stuck in a spire and are farming see them, there are other kids who might call them" the League of Assassins. ""

“A group of fighters must have attacked your world while stalling here. ”

I beg your pardon?

“A week ago, I didn't know where you were in the world. Because you hid underground like a cautious mole. But a week ago, you called Hiller. Our children would have identified the coordinates of your world by then. While you were passed out! ”

The gray spider looks nice.

It's like I've been punched.

“Wat der……."

“Ah, the boy of the sword. You're definitely strong. I'll admit it, but this is your chance to know. You're the only one strong enough to win a war. ”

The gray spider kicks his fist, tsk, tsk, and tongue. Maybe he was going to flick his fingers to the left and to the right. But he failed because the bandages were like mute gloves.

"You have taken me captive, but we have taken your own world hostage. If you're a normal psychopath like the other 50-story clears, then what are you gonna do? But you're good. Crazy, but nice."

“Oh my..."

“Yes, the Four Kings. Your goodness grabbed your ankle. ”

“How could I use such a foolish operation...?" "

"…… hmm?"

The gray spider tilts its head.

“Anyway, think of it as a good lesson. Well, I'm not a demon. You're young and you have a big future. I'll give you a proper draw in the sense that you will take the duel defeat seriously. Sunrise. Sunset. It's gonna be a great experience. ”

“Yeah, I have a feeling something really cool is going to happen. ”

“…… What is it? Relax. I'll see where you can relax when I see the people of your world begging for help. ”

The next day.

“Ugor.”

Kuang, there's a vibration.

“Some flies slap you around a little rough.

Dozens of stunned spiders on the ground.

Together, they possessed the magical powers of the commander class. Other spiders that would have moved under their command, about six hundred fighting bands, were tied together outside the building.

Ubrica stands tall with her arms crossed.

“I wanted to solve both misunderstandings by talking if I could, but he wouldn't listen. I had to use my fist. ”

“That's sad.”

“It's also life. Is everything all right, Abby? ”

“Oh.”

I waved my hands, waving potato chips in the bed.

"......."

In the bedside next to her, the gray spider was gaping.

“I'm perfectly fine, except it hurts a little like death. Son.”

“Not quite the same as usual. ”

“Well, it's an ordinary day. Any trouble in Babylon? ”

“No big deal. Ugor. Just a few things. Other than these guys, there was a whole mess of them sitting around all over the world. ”

“Oops. So? ”

“No matter how new our world is, rumors are going to spread. If you are capable of learning, you will no longer be able to surpass Babylon carelessly. ”

“Hmm."

I put down the bag of potato chips.

Looking at the gray spider.

“They say so.”

“Anyway, think of it as a good lesson. Well, I'm not a demon either. The Elder is old. We will take good care of you in the sense that you have shown us a great duel. I'm a winner. You're a loser. ”

I smiled.

“What a wonderful experience! ”

The gray spider slowly covers its head.

He muttered in a cursing voice.

“Somebody hit this guy for me...."

Cheer up.

Life is beautiful, isn't it?