SSS-Class Suicide Hunter

1.

“Indeed.”

After hearing why he was summoned, the Earl nodded.

“The bottom line is, if I say yes, it's over. Simple. It's easier than adding a slice of cheese to a burger. ”

“Why is a hamburger a metaphor? ”

“I'm on a diet.... ”

The Earl looks a little desperate. It was like a hamster under the Supreme Court's ruling that if he ate the sunflower seed from now on, it would be illegal.

It was hard for me to understand as I had never dieted in my life, but it seemed like a very difficult day was unfolding for me.

“Couldn't we simply burn fat with error? ”

“That kind of nonsense is only possible with a madman like you. Four Kings. I want you to remember that not all hunters in the world use their errors as wisely as you do. Do you have anything to burn your insides with? ”

“It's not hard... …."

“Enjoy deception by yourself. Well, I have no reason to disagree. Passed. Passed. Please send me back to the first floor. ”

The erl asked me if I was done.

But [Ancient Staff] shakes his head.

“I'm sorry, but things don't go back that way. You have a duty as magistrate to watch over the Four Kings. ”

“It's mandatory to pick the most common word I've ever heard in my life. He's just exercising power, and he's not strangely pushing responsibility, he's pushing responsibility. The worst trickster is a language, not a merchant like me. ”

“That makes sense. Then I'll fix it. You have no choice. You will have to follow my power. ”

“Damn it.”

The erl took out a debt and slapped the air. Then a mysterious thing happened. Out of thin air! and a luxurious couch appeared and settled down.

[The Eye in the Labyrinth tells us that that is the power of providence.]

[The Eye in the Labyrinth says you can buy almost anything from the dead if you have enough money.]

The god of commerce.

Just as Patricia's skills stemmed from Heshmith Creetz, did the Earl receive them from someone who doesn't know who most of them are?

“Good. Good. I'm so happy that I feel compelled by someone. At least I want to fulfill my duties with my body at ease, but it doesn't matter, right? ”

“That's your freedom. ”

The Earl lies on the couch with his chin bent. Glug! When the Earl opened his debt, he summoned plump pillows, cat dolls, potato chips, wipes, and cola in addition to his couch. Even the potato chips were summoned with a straw in their mouth open.

The erl stared at me, chewing on the potato chips.

“What are you doing? Hurry up and run the quest. It's like watching a movie. ”

It's amazing....

“You can't diet with that skill? ”

“Would you believe it if you could buy hair remedies with money to buy diet items? ”

“Uh, there seems to be a serious error in the price measurement…. ”

“That's what my skill looks like. Sometimes the price of the merchandise goes to shit. I only bought 100 gold [World Peace] once, and then [the world was a peaceful place! By realizing this, you'll become a better person than you were yesterday!]. ”

“Wow.”

“If I wasn't rational enough, I would have torn the skill card at that moment. ”

I understand that the nature of the stature is not yet.

“Oh, I'm just curious before I walk you out. ”

“Yes?”

“I hear you're on the 72nd floor. So the 71st floor is already being judged by someone else. Who was my predecessor? ”

“Ah."

I told her without hesitation.

“It was Patricia.”

“Phew…."

The Earl picked up a potato chip famous for his mustache.

“I see.”

There was no change in the Earl's face.

“This is also just a curiosity. One at a time. What if the referee doesn't stamp the pass? ”

“I see. What happens, Wizard? ”

“I'm just going to be on that stage forever. It's simple."

[Ancient Staff] said.

“That's why there are many hunters who give up the challenge and settle down on the previous floor. Honestly, you're the odd man upstairs challenging a king with no worries. ”

“Hmm…. ”

The Earl wipes his fingers with crumbs of confectionery.

“The referee knows the challenger will sit on the stage. But what about the judge who's supposed to be watching? ”

“As expected, we will stay here as long as the challenger stays on stage. ”

“After decades? ”

“Yes. After decades. But time flies differently from one another. If a challenger has to endure 30 years in full, he can use" acceleration "as much as he wants. If the challenger is the director of the film, the judge is the critic. You don't have to spend the same amount of time it takes for a critic to see a movie. ”

“You can only admire it wherever you want. Indeed, indeed……. Okay."

Agzak.

“I understand the rules roughly. If there's a rule, it works. Did you say the world you're going to is about money? ”

“Yes."

“Then that's it. Feel free to go. Your part-time salary... No, you'll get results as soon as you get your weekly salary. ”

The Earl's words can't be false.

Naturally, I felt that way.

[Ancient Staff sends you.]]

The white floor swallowed my feet, shaking.

Until the moment the altitude of my gaze matched the level of the floor, the Earl was glaring at my face.

The Earl's lips were painted with a soft howl.

“You're a good friend. Four Kings.”

That was the earl's last words.

2.

[You have entered stage 72.]

[You set foot where you can't enter originally.]

[Certain penalties apply.]

I opened my eyes.

It was a town that seemed like a computer boot screen for companies to think of as a "Mediterranean Sea Village."

Blue and white.

A white harbour with two colours of sky drawn into a spoil container and planted on the ground.

Truly peaceful......

“I sell orange apples! Fresh, fresh orange apple! ”

“Taste sweet potato wine from distant Basta Island! ”

“Do you know a pork chop barbecue? It's so delicious.”

Okay. Okay.

There, I was convinced that I would have to tear my intestines apart by being irrational and caught immediately, and there was a mysterious, sinister-looking grill of magic being sold.

Not in this world. Let's get out of here.

[You failed to clear the stage.]

[You may not voluntarily leave that stage.]

Oh, shit.

“Silly girl, come on, tell me what this tail looks like. ”

“Queek... ”

A real snake wags its tail.

[The Eye in the Labyrinth manifests its power.]]

[General information of the stage will be disclosed to you.]

In the streets of the harbour city, street vendors were making noisy noises and the letters were moving their dreams in front of me.

I read the information quite eagerly, hoping to be described by the mysterious foods on the throne.

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[The world of the Abyss]

Number of floors: 72nd floor

constellation: "Cat with Doubloons"

Difficulty: B + ~ A +

Narrator (Lv.1): A world where all things return to bargaining. There's nothing here for free. There is no fixed price either. If you want to buy something, you must bargain with the seller, and the ‘satisfaction’ that you feel in this bargain will soon feed you.

The nutrition that people eat in this world is the satisfaction of trading. I bargained for success, sucked the back of my opponent hard, and the feeling of filling them with life experience gave to Hogu. On the contrary, the frustration of being deceived and beheaded will make you hungry.

There is no such thing as a regular price. Deceiver is bad. Think of it all as bargaining!

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What the hell.

Hell.

Why is there a living hell, not heaven?

“Try the orange apple. Orange apple. Just one bite and the juice won't stick to the roof of your mouth forever……."

“Wine is best served by sweetness on the tip of the tongue. Sweet potato wine is the perfect experience for you! Hey, buddy, enjoy your drink. No, drink..."

“Rattle pig. Rattle pig, please! ”

You can see that the stall merchants have red eyes.

After escaping the battle, the Stragglers lived two days starving for nothing to see.

I'm scared.

[The Eye in the Labyrinth manifests its power.]]

[Disclosure]

[You are not qualified to obtain Hidden Information.]

[The ‘Eye in the Labyrinth' is forcibly qualified!]

[Hidden information revealed!]

But fear comes from ignorance. Hisimit Creetz quickly updated his information, revealing secrets originally never to be accessed by ordinary hunters from the meadow.

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[The world of the Abyss]

Number of floors: 72nd floor

constellation: "Cat with Doubloons"

Difficulty: B + ~ A

Commentary (Lv.2): This is one of the afterworlds set up in the tower.

Commentary (Lv.3): Abstinence. Those who do not want to believe that there is anything in this world other than money, who are afraid that their whole life will be wronged if there is such a thing. Please, those who wish that their life would not be wronged, and who wish that they could live with money even after death.

For those who do so, the sky is falling.

Here, they don't have to worry about the world. Everything is clear. You don't have to be cold to deny morality. There's no reason to be blamed for refusing to understand others. All they want, all they want, all they have here is trade. As with all heaven, this heaven accepts you.

Don't worry, don't worry.

Die as you have lived.

You have the right.

You will trade to be satisfied. All you have to worry about is food. You may be tired of the wheels rolling every day, but if there's no other world beyond the wheels, there's no reason to be tired.

May eternal labor comfort your soul.

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"......."

For a moment, my throat became cooler.

‘Heaven for one is hell for another. This is the exact opposite.’

It was not surprising that there were those who regarded this place as a paradise. Not at all.

The reason I got cooled was the fact that a single afterlife was created for [people who regard this place as a paradise].

‘Topside.’

I won't miss a single soul.

It seemed to me that my mind was closer to the curse.

What paradise were the seven remaining floors constructed for?

‘... No. Let's focus.’

I shook my head and stole the idea.

"For now, it's important to get the Earl's seal of approval. Yeah, that's the challenge. ’

I felt refreshed.

The Earl's terms are fine with part-time, so make some money.

The job doesn't matter what it is.

“Hey, you……."

It was time for me to take a step back to find work.

Someone in the stall vendors who was really just spreading out the stall spoke to me. It was an echo with errors, and it was a voice that I dug into my ears that was delicately hard to misunderstand who I spoke to.

“Yes?”

“You're [challenger] by the looks of it, aren't you? Am I right? My eyes flashed, but I didn't forget my past life..."

He covered his face with a hood. Even before I answered, Hood's man said with a slightly panting breath.

“How are you? I'm a challenger just like you. Wouldn't you like to buy his advice, which fell 300 years earlier than you in this goddamned world...? ”