Status Meister

Lesson 5: Divine Heart

The next morning, as usual, Marca and Mu were preparing breakfast, so I wake up with the sound of cooking.

Before I went to bed, I should have used the mu as a pillow, but to prepare for breakfast, I was out of it at some point.

Looks like he was using Moffmoff's Sarah as a pillow instead.

"Takashi, you're finally up..."

"Ooh, good morning. How's it going?

"Yeah, well. I don't ask how you're doing, but it's okay."

"I have a groin condition, I wish I was okay"

"No more... you don't have to bother saying it..."

Stay away from Sarah, get out of bed, and check around.

Palparo still seems to be asleep.

Open your hands, your legs, you're lying on your side... these guys, you're not sleeping well. Let's remember.

Parpallo leaves, gets out of bed with Sarah and moves to the living room where the two are preparing breakfast.

"Marca, Mu, good morning"

"Hih!? Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."

"Calm down."

"Ohizasu!

"Hmm."

Looks like the only place Marca can calm down is in a relaxing space like a bath. Something I can't handle any longer......

And you're in a bad mood, Mu. Is something wrong?

"Mu, what's up? Good morning, isn't it?

"... good morning"

"Ooh, good morning. What's the matter with you? Why are you in a bad mood?

"Don't get it. Awesome!?

"Hmm, I don't know. Was there anything you didn't like?

"All this time, I couldn't sleep because I had a porn demon holding me!

Don't talk like an old man.

I did use it as a pillow, but in the middle of the night, when I woke up to change my position and saw it, I slept well, drooling.

"Right. I'm sorry. I'll lick you, so forgive me."

"No way!

"So what would you forgive me for doing?

"Don't forgive me. Shh! Forgive me no more!

"Please. If Mu hates you, I can't live."

"What are you talking about, no!

"Okay. Well, I'll say goodbye to you here."

"What..."

From the other day's interaction with the ring, I don't know how to handle a mu that doesn't tell the truth, but I do. Raise and lower, you should raise.

Maybe now in my mind. "Oh, no. Oh, no way.” What are you saying? Hehe.

When I look at Marka, she's awash. Naturally......

Sarah also feels like she doesn't know what to do, and even plays the air piano.

It seemed like we were almost done preparing breakfast, so we put the three of us down and went to wake up Pal and Pharaoh.

"Hey, Pal, Palo. Get up. It's breakfast."

"Ugh... we're just a little..."

"Bosu, it's still early..."

"If you don't wake up now, you're out of breakfast."

"" Good morning!

"Oh, good morning."

You're the fast switching guys.

Pal and Pharaoh got out of bed quickly, so we take them straight back to the living room.

Then Mu was holding Marca and crying.

Have you done too much......

"Mr. Takashi, that was..."

Sarah comes close as she stays on the Oro and Air piano.

Pal and Pharaoh don't know what the situation is, so they alternate between something and Khorokyo here and Mu.

"What, what, what happened?

"Takashi! Meh! Yes!

"Oh, why, why are you mad at Sister Marca!? And to the boss!?

Marca pissed me off. This is not good......

Close to the mu holding Marca, hold both shoulders, and turn around. Wow... I'm crying so much...

Stand on your knees and hug the mu.

"Mu, I'm sorry. That was a lie, wasn't it?

"Do it! Ugh."

I tried to apologize with my gaze, but I turned against Ba and hugged Marca again.

When a child rejects you completely, you take so much mental damage... this is tight.

"Mu. Forgive me. Huh?"

"Yikes! Ah, uh-huh, uh-huh."

What's the matter......

"There's no way I'm leaving you, is there? I told you before. Because you were so cute, I just made fun of you."

"Hey... no..."

"I need a cute mu. Forgive me."

"It's a lie. Pretty, that's a lie!

"That's not true. She's cute, and she loves it, huh?

"Really, to? Mizuno, su, ki? Mr. Fox, more?

"Oh, I like it. Love it."

Oh...... I want to see Sarah's face now, but I'm scared and I can't see her.

Instead, why do you get Sarah's name there? Are you kidding Sarah yesterday?

"Miu, the best?

"Oh, Mu is the best. It's overwhelming. You're a genius!

"Ichi, bang..."

"Nobody's going to win being a genius and cute!

"Ten, come on..."

You stopped crying. All right, we're almost there. What more words does Mu seem happy about? Damn, at times like this, words don't come out.

"Yubiwa, Midano Yubiwa..."

"Oh, that's a ring! I'll buy you whatever you want!

"I like that one."

"Is that it? Oh, well. That's the one Miriam's got, right? I'll give it back to you tonight, okay? Fix my mood."

"Mmm, wow, great. It is…"

Mu finally turned this way, so I'll give you a hug.

"Ugh, it's wax. I won't say anything terrible anymore...?

"I won't tell. I won't tell. I'll give you back the ring."

"Ok...... Then I forgive you."

"Right. Thanks!"

Touch your head and let go of your body.

I hope this brings me back to my usual mu.

"What, this farce..."

"What, what, what happened!?

"Boss, what did you do!?

"Phew...... good for you. Mu."

Sarah, who was an air piano just now, is pulling a little. Maybe I got a little angry that I was screwed. I need to follow this one up a little bit......

Palpalo, well, can we just leave him alone?

"All right, then it's breakfast for everyone! I guess Mu helped Marca make it with us, too, didn't he?

"I made it."

"Then it would be delicious! Come on, let's eat -!

"Heh, heh! Delicious is natural!

Looks like things are finally back on track. It was dangerous......

Let's just make such a joke about Mu when we're having a conversation with him on the ring. Too risky.

I haven't either. For the time being, you're not going to be a toddler Jazz. We need to be more refined.

With that silly thing in mind, Mu's back on track, so I start eating breakfast.

In order to talk about Sarah, we decided to explain our current strength in turn.

"Sarah, I had a thing with you yesterday, so I kept my magic up."

"Huh...? How do you do that?

"When I'm Tail Moffing"

Just be happy, I didn't think they'd ask me how, so I'll answer appropriately.

"That's all..., is it?

"Ah. If it's after I'm satisfied, you can always give them a favor, whenever you want."

"It's not on the spot, is it? But thank you."

"No, no, this way, thank you. It felt good."

"Ugh...... It's embarrassing......"

I will tell him that Pal and Pharaoh also benefited because they turned his face bright red to his ears.

"Pal, Paul, I owe you both a favor."

"" Seriously!?

"All attacks and defenses must be up."

"Atai, I'm going to give it a try!

"And Atashi!

"" Thank you, boss -!

Take a seat on the way to dinner... next time you preach.

"Marca, Mu, so are you guys. Now we must be as strong as the Pals and the Pharaoh."

"Buffoo! Yikes!? Ugh, we, too, were!?

"Phew, you were a genius"

No way, you didn't think you'd get around to talking to yourself. Marca was drinking soup but is surprised to see it erupt.

You're here for the maid...

Mu's already seem to be back on track, with the usual mu verse bursting. That was really a farce earlier.

Well, it's all my fault...

"Ugh, we! It's not like that!?

"Calm down."

"Sooo... ha..., we didn't do anything!?

"Normally, I can't give you a favor, but I wonder why? Is it because you're always doing rice and cleaning for me?

"So, but! I didn't do anything wrong!?

"Right. See you next time."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!?

I'm stunned and petting my body. Lori Big Tits...... Interesting.

- Bam!

"" Boss! You're getting stronger!

Open the door vigorously and Pal and Pharaoh will return.

They're really noisy.

"That's why I told you. More than that, it's time for dinner. Eat your dinner first. Or else you'll be weaker than you were yesterday?

"" Yes!

Pal and Pharaoh are back too, so we'll talk about next.

"That's why I was supposed to protect you, but I don't think I need to protect you anymore, and from today on, we're all gonna have to get you on the front line."

We all react to each other, but this is already a matter of decision.

I want to crusade more monsters and get them to a crisp level, so I just have to do this.

"That's good, but so is Mu?

"Oh, Mu is a genius. We'll figure it out."

"Finally, I know what you're talking about!

"But if you get hurt..."

Are you hurt... in which case, I'll heal you, so you'll be fine. I don't know who he is, but Marka can be cured.

"Oh, I'm fine there. That's why Marca and Mu must act on the set"

"What!? I knew it, we'd get our feet together!?

"No. Actually, Marca seemed to have cleric talent. So now, thanks to my grace, you can use the cure."

"Huh!? Shit! They kept telling me I wasn't talented... but I became a maid, now..."

Sounds like you're regretting something bossy, but, well, okay.

"Mu is a genius, so I think he'll be targeted and injured by his enemies. So heal that for me. I'll teach you how to use it later."

"Wow, I see..."

"Huh, Miu can do it alone. Your sister will protect you."

"Mu..."

Marca and Mu, left because they stared at each other and something started.

"Ha, Mr. Takashi? If Marca and Mu are set, Pal and Palo are set, right? What about me?"

"Sarah has magic, and she's backup."

"It's plain..."

"Hey, you're taking over the throne, aren't you? It's an important position to watch your allies move from the rear and develop precise instructions and judgment, isn't it? If you don't like it, set it up with me. In that case, I will judge everything and give instructions..."

"I will!

In order not to upset Sarah any more, she answered appropriately about the position, but she seemed to understand.

Miriam would be nursed to say the right thing again because she knows my personality... but Sarah still looks good.

"You're also thinking about my future properly... I'm impressed."

"Oh, Sarah's an important member."

Harlem's.

"Ugh, you're really in love, aren't you?

"Love, love."

After that, prepare yourself by explaining how to fight for a while even after breakfast and the skills that are currently available to each of you.

- Miriam, can you hear me?

- Oh, Mr. Takashi. I can hear you. Good morning. Yesterday, Sarah's boobs......?

- Morning. It's time for us to leave, but how about that one?

- Yes, we're already leaving. It's going great! Or Mu's tits instead of Farah's?

- Right. If you have any problems, call me right away, okay?

- I get it! Could it be Pal and Palo tits!?

Still stuck with Miriam...... I've been calling you tits all morning...... or you're right about all the questions...... scary dude.

Well, that's good. This one gave various explanations, so I was late.

We're all set, and it's time to leave.

"All right, you guys, we're leaving. Have you forgotten anything?

"It's okay."

"" Yes!

"But good luck!

"He's going fast."

We all leave the house together and leave.

We've all talked a little bit about each status, but we haven't explained just one thing yet.

Yes, my new skill - divine mind.

Sometimes I wanted to experiment with this new skill, teaching everyone how to fight and making time for me to be free.

Of course, if these guys alone come out with someone who looks tough, I'm not going to lend them a hand. But other than that, I want to experiment.

So first, think about what kind of skills it is.

Divine Heart...... Referring to previous divine series, divine hands have magic in their hands, divine legs have magic in their legs, divine mouths have magic in their mouths, then divine hearts have heart?

Once you die, you come back - you can come back to life, or something?

Hmmm... no, but the explanatory notes when I came to this world said something really dead when I died, and it would be different.

If you're going to come back, it's an invincible and delightful skill... but the experiment isn't going to do it because you're scared.

In the meantime, let's put magic in the heart.

Nothing happens.

I try to get my cards out of my hands, but nothing changes.

Mind...... these days, cocoa, psychology, will, emotion...... emotion?

If it's an emotion, it's not a heart, it's a head.

I try to put magic in my head, but nothing still happens.

But the reading should fit. My heart, so it would be my heart or my head.

Um, I don't know.

Mind...... mindful, open, crush, let through, calm down.

By the way, by the way...

Something... I've always wondered if the word "heart” was really “coco" if I thought of it as mind, mind.

Yeah, there's a "heart” in the word "worry" too. Ah, what's wrong with me...

No, I'm not! I can't think together......

Do you want to try every single thing that comes to mind?

"Sarah, I like it"

"Heh?

I also tried magic with my heart. Oh, I'm putting this in my mouth, so I feel different.

Sarah was in battle, so surprised by her sudden confession, she's making a weird voice, and it's definitely not this.

- Gasha, Gasha, Gasha

"Hey, hey, hey! Boss!? What, what? Why did you get naked? Because we're in battle right now! Enemy! Monster!

"I'm a pervert."

Keep everything open and declare perverted.

Oh, I used the divine mouth to proclaim it because of my obsession.

Well, I'm glad it didn't do any good.

Now then, I didn't open my mind, I was enlightened... no, I just published my sexuality, I was open. It's hard to open.

- Gasha, Gasha.

In the meantime, everyone's eyes hurt, he puts on his clothes and armor, and kills the monster instantly with worry.

"I knew Marca didn't have talent."

"Yeah!? That's right... we..."

Ah, no, it's not. Now it's Mu's two dances.

"You're lying!? I just wanted to see how you would react!?

"No, I know..."

"Marka says he's talented. Oh, yeah! Because of the merchant's talent, I gave him the benefit of being a merchant!

"Merchant... I knew the maid wasn't talented either..."

Wow, Marka's heart is going to break. We have to do something.

"Erotic river boy! Don't jerk off your sister!

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm kidding. Oh, it's true you had the talent of a monk and the talent of a merchant."

"Monks and merchants...... are you sure? We have..."

"Because it's true. I'm counting on Marca. In the first place, I wouldn't leave someone with no talent in my mansion."

"Ugh, I tried harder..."

"As long as Marca stays by my side, I will spare no effort!

"Thank you... Good luck..."

I walked with Tobotobo on the front line to join the fight, will you be all right? You're just failing something.

Looks like Marka's heart held it back without crushing it. Good.

In the first place, I'm talking about breaking people's hearts. I don't care what happens with God's mouth.

Let's just calm down. Oh, my alchemist level is at 30. Should I be a space magician?

All right, I'm calm. Next! Next!

- Sarah, can you hear me?

"Yes. What is it?

"Huh? Oh, no, it's nothing"

"Already... what did you do earlier? That's crazy, isn't it?

This is it!

- Sarah, your tail is moffy and beautiful today.

"Thank you...... is something wrong?

- My voice, you feel it coming directly from my head?

"Uh, oh, yes. So... Shh!? Why? Head!?

- Right. So the experiment was a success? I see. Is this how you do it? But if you're with the ring and they even sound like my thoughts, it's a lot worse. In the meantime, do you want to practice a little in Sarah......

"What's wrong? Is there something you're hiding? More than that, what is it, its ability!?

Shit, Sarah's out of line...

It was sensibly easy to turn magic on and off because it's visible when you ring, but it's hard to control when you're head......

- I've been experimenting a little bit. Nothing.

"Did you even copy the ability of the ring!? Takashi, can you do that too!?

- This ability is still being experimented with. Now it's just me and Sarah, so just keep it a secret for the two of us. Please.

"Already...... ok. It's just the two of us. Phew."

"Mr. Fox, who are you talking to earlier? You talk, you laugh, you're like a horny demon king, you're creepy."

"Ugh, I'm sorry. I wonder if Takashi's illness has shifted. Heh heh."

"How dare you at the birth of Queen Erotic!?

"No more, Mu, right? Sarah's a princess, so we need to talk more carefully."

"It's okay, Marca. Thanks. Ugh."

Mu was taken to the front by Marca, so the rear guard will be alone with Queen Ero and me.

And you're a porn queen...... To be queen, I still don't have enough discipline, but, well, good.

- That's why, porn queen. Just a little help with my experiments.

"Yes, yes, it's your porn queen. Say anything?

It's good to hear my voice, but it's a skill that doesn't make any sense if they're not around.

There's no way I can remember that skill now. Like a ring, it could be heard from the other side as well.

- As you can see, it's a one-way street. I want the other voice to be heard here, too.

"What can I do?

That's it, isn't it? This ability is probably the only one I can use in this world.

When that happens, there's no point in letting the other side do the same.

- Can you feel my magic while I'm talking?

"Yep. It's like there's a foreign body on the inside of your forehead... something strange."

- Right. Then try magic on that foreign object.

"Here's the thing?

- Um, even if they say so, from here on out, I don't know because it's in Sarah's body.

But the moment Sarah said, "Is this it?" It felt like "Picorn," like when I flashed something good in my head.

"That's right. I'm sorry."

- No, I'm sorry about this one. Next, try magic on that foreign object and talk to me about something in your head.

Oh, here we go. It's this feeling. That's exactly “Picorn."

Maybe now, conversation, no, reading? I guess I can.

- Mr. Takashi, can I love you?

- Whoa, can you love me?

- Wow!? None, not now!

I see. Is this the ability of the divine mind... Let's talk to Miriam about how we can apply something and think about it.

In the meantime, I want to know the MP consumption, and can we have a little conversation?

Stop the magic supply once.

"Sarah, do you still feel foreign?

"No, it's gone"

- How about this?

"Ah, I'm here!

- Is this how it goes?

- Looks like Sarah figured out how to use it, too. This is easy, and the MP consumption is no different from the divine mouth, so it looks like it could be used by anyone. All we have to do is experiment with how far away we can interact.

- Eh, muppy? Shinko? What is that?

Shit...... I did it again.

"No, it's nothing"

"No, I already remember. I helped you experiment. As much as that, why don't you tell me?

Not good... Plus, you know your face. It stinks. If I told you a lie, you'd get a scratch right in.

"I'm embarrassed, so don't tell anyone, okay?

"Yeah, of course it is. A secret just for the two of us, right?

"Ah. I'm naming the magic I've studied myself so that others don't know what magic it is. That's the magic name."

"Is there an Eumpi?

"That's what Eumpi calls mental strength."

"Spiritual strength, is it? So, what about Shinko?

I knew you'd ask. I don't call “Kamikuchi" Kamikuchi, I call it “Shinko," so it's embarrassing when someone who knows Kanji asks me. I could be wrong.

But the divine mouth is the divine mouth, not the mouth. But what shall I explain to you about this...

"That's the name we use to impart magic to the subject."

"For example, what kind of magic is it?

"Um, yeah...... for example," How old was Sarah von Kudrang when she was messing around? ""

"I'm fifteen...... Ha!? Chi, uh, it's not! Oh, oh, that's because I was blind! No choice!"

"Fifteen... That's, uh, that's sad. You got that? Well, this is magic."

"Ahhh...... Already...... Oh no..."

More secrets with Sarah again.

Exactly. You can't tell people this...

"Huh? You'd be ashamed to find out your secret, wouldn't you? So why don't you keep a secret about me, too?

"Dull...... ok...... I'm not gonna tell you, am I?

I won't tell you, so shut up, I guess. Absolutely.

"Well, I'll keep experimenting a little bit more, so Sarah needs to take good care of those guys. Don't ask me?"

"Yes...... I understand. Your husband."

"Your husband... what, all of a sudden?

"No, I can't go to your daughter-in-law anymore, so I thought I'd serve Mr. Takashi"

"'Cause it's okay. Don't worry, I'll take this secret to the grave."

"Mmm, Mr. Takashi is sharp, but you're blunt over there"

Lovely Sarah swelling her cheeks but got a new toy. I want to play, so let's be blunt now.

- Miriam, can you hear me?

- Yes, I can hear you. What's the matter, sir?

- Now, watch the run. If you act strange, let me know.

- Ha, I get it.... I wonder what, will Mr. Lan do something? But I don't see Mr. Takashi, eh, I see him!?

- Run, can you hear me? It's me, Takashi. I'm talking in your head right now.

- Oh, I'm kidding about something. What is it? Hmm? Nothing... right? Is that it?

- Run, if you hear me, raise your hands.

- - Mr. Lang raised both hands. What are you doing...?

- Run, while you slap yourself in the stomach with your raised hands, say “Pompoko”.

- Something suddenly pissed me off. What did you do?

- Run, there's something wrong with your forehead, right? Put some magic in there and try to talk about something in your head.

- Now stop and meditate your eyes, you're not moving. Mr. Takashi, what are you doing? It's time to tell me!

- - Brother? Can you hear me?

- Whoa, I hear you.

- - - What was that Pompoko earlier!? Terrible!? You mean, what is this?!? Wasn't it just someone with a ring who could talk!? Run doesn't have a ring.

- Huh? What do you hear?

- I have no business. This will be explained when a rendezvous is made. That's it. I'll see you later.

- Hey!? Mr. Takashi!?

- - Yeah!? Wait a minute! About a word.

The line was getting cloudy, so I forced it to cut.

- Please explain.

If I thought so, Miriam is a ring, so the conversation flew from the other side.

- Excuse me. I'm a little busy. I'll see you later!

- What is it! Absolutely. Hey!

- Oh, okay. I like it.

- Ugh! That's how you mislead me again!

It was a hassle, so I didn't reply, but Miriam also seemed to understand what it meant, and since then no conversation had come. Fast and helpful to understand.

In the meantime, the experiment is a success. This is going to allow us to have a conversation with everyone at the same time. Let's give it a try when we have time.

Still, we've all gotten to the level.

With all the experiments, we only dealt with enemies from the side and back, but it was good that we were all fighting properly.

We're all over level 30 at some point, and time feels good. Snack time, so even if it's a break, do you want to change the job?

"Good luck, everyone. Time to take a break."

"Yes, I understand."

"" Yes ""

"Phew, that's cute."

"The Eloise King has no choice."

Prepare a table and chairs for everyone to rest.

Check the map, the rendezvous point is right there. At a distance, we'll be able to rendezvous in two hours.