Stranger’s Handbook

If it's a morning call, I want you to be my maid of honor.

I woke up in the morning with a smile on my face by a pretty girl, to me who couldn't wake up.

"You're a sleeper now."

I want to be followed by a finger.

What's so sad about it that you have to wake up with your old man yelling?

I'm not sleeping well enough, I don't know who you are, but I'm gonna kill you.

When I get up trying to get dressed in frustration, the maid jumps in

"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't knock. We've stopped outside, but the knight wants Zest to help..."

Pussy, head down, maid.

"Oh, I don't care. I'll get dressed and go. Let me wait in my room."

"Yes, sir."

The maid who opens the door and flies instructions in a whisper

He'll be here any minute to help you change.

Of course I can do it alone.

But it's up to the maids to help.

Damn, what an idiot to push me to my room in the morning to make up for it...

He said he was a knight, but I don't suppose he's a knight.

If you were a knight and you told a nobleman in my position not to apologize, you wouldn't be able to complain if they killed you.

Then a senior nobleman? No, then the maid knows her face.

All the maids in the palace are elites. You can't possibly know that.

An intermediate nobleman came armed... that would be possible.

I haven't been known to be the head of the court magician yet, so maybe a baron or a Viscount would...

This is gonna be trouble.

The change of clothes is over and the door opens with a sigh of sigh

"He came all of a sudden in the morning, like what the hell... hmm?

I look around the room, but there's nobody there.

I'm not sitting in the chair.

There's tea at the table, so I'm supposed to be here, but where have you been?

look back at the maid but she seems puzzled too

Something soft and warm hits my shoulder.

It smells good at last.

(Good morning, sir)

"Good morning, you look in a good mood."

Spirits thrilling on cheeks as they nick

I've been upset since morning, and my heart seems to warm up.

(Yes! Your husband is asleep and the Ursais are here to quiet him down. Praise me!)

... Quietly... let me?

"Thank you, you're great. The Spirit. Where is the Ursai?

I'm scared, so I'll ask you as gently as I can.

(Ehehe, I connected it to the city fountain and poured it. I want your husband nadenade)

"Oh, even if it's good. You got any breakfast yet? Let's eat together."

I sit on my chair with a little tremor, stroking my spirit.

Let's not really piss this guy off...

It's getting more emotional, you have to be careful.

Nico, laughing miniature, stroking the spirits of your lady, and that's what I decided.

I will not think about the knight who was poisoned.

The Spirit did it, so I can't help it.

I'm gonna push through with this.

When we're done eating, I'll look through a letter from the nobles.

I decided to decide who to meet first and what to do with the place, in consultation with my master

I have a relationship with Uncle Borderline, so I can't decide on my own.

Eventually, I pinched the noon and hung it till evening to set the stage

It's something that seems appropriate and good, but it's noble society that doesn't.

You're a pain in the ass.

I don't have time to take a breather, my maid's picking me up.

Banquet number two, gathering all the nobles of the Imperial capital.

By the way, the city seems to be festive with the state buying up booze and food and distributing it for free.

Soldiers are gonna have a tough time being driven out on security, which is why we're having a banquet with the soldiers tomorrow.

The maid led me to the main entrance and exit of the hall.

Your Majesty's signal opens the door and you're admitted.

Master has already entered through another entrance

Only the main guest is me and the Spirit, so I can't help it.

Slowly the door opened

Come on, let's start a fun ventriloquist with the nobles. Let's get you in the mood.

I stroke the spirits on my shoulders and start walking.

"Oh, is that the Spirit?"

"The new head is a lot younger."

They don't have a side chamber.

"Are you allowed to wear black?"

"There's a fuzz."

A party venue where you can hear such a whisper

I'm talking to His Majesty. Almost all the bastards around me.

'Cause you shouldn't talk to a man you meet at a party from a woman.

First a father or a man inside him talks to me, then introduces a woman.

That's the way it works.

And even more troublesome, there's a decision to make on the title.

You can't let the throne speak to the superiors from below.

It's not official yet, but His Majesty has told us that you will be the head of the court magician.

Then you treat me like a marquis.

Only the royal family, the dukes, the marquis male nobility will be able to speak in person for the first time.

If there's no such thing as a decision, there 'll be a dead man at the party.

I get a headache saying hello or something with hundreds of people.

For that reason, only the royal family meets the conditions of being in the Imperial capital.

Because the dukes and marquises are basically at the top of the territory.

So they're all just standing around, waiting for me to talk to them.

That's why I'm only hearing like a whisper.

"Yes, Zest, let me introduce my daughter. It's a bump."

Tsubaki... is it Japanese Tsubaki?

Once upon a time, there were warriors of different worlds.

"Nice to meet you, Zest. I'm the next leader. They say it's the name of the flower the legendary brave man liked."

That's what I'm gonna say, pick your skirt and gently break your knee.

She's a cute little girl about 10 years old, and she looks just like the Empress.

You're nervous. You have a tough smile.

"Thank you for your kind greeting, Your Highness Princess Tsubaki, Zest. The Spirit doesn't have a name yet, can you forgive me for saying hello?

Slightly more playful and greeting a big smile makes me laugh like a kid.

Hehe, the kid's cute.

"Yes, I don't mind. Spirit, nice to meet you. It's a bump… it's a bump"

You rephrased it, my cheeks loosen up again, thinking it was small but splendid

It's a smiling sight for a girl to say hello.

Did the Spirit also like the Tsubaki Empress, and when she floats up, she goes to her front and stops in front of her face

I smiled nicely when I imitated the girl and curtesy

I saw it, and the Tsubaki Empress would smile.

(Does this fit? Master)

"Yeah, you did good"

You stroke your head, you narrow your eyes like a cat, a spirit that looks good.

Hehe, that's cute.

In such a clear air, my master joined me, so I'm leaving to say hello.

But because there was a happening that came with Princess Tsubaki saying she didn't want to leave the Spirit's side.

I could only say hello to considerably fewer nobles than I had planned.

His Majesty seems sweet for his little daughter too...... I know how you feel

Thanks to you, nobles couldn't talk in front of the princess, and all you had to do was say a quick hello.

On the contrary, thank you.

The greetings are over, the seats set aside on the wall of the hall, the princess and the spirits never tire of watching, and the party is over.

"Looks like you enjoyed your evening. Most importantly, I'm delighted with the birth of the next head. Encourage everyone for the Empire more than ever."

In His Majesty's words, the party is over.

I almost played with the Tsubaki Empress and it was over.

But it's a happy happening, so you're welcome.

I was able to avoid exploring the bellies of the nobles...

As I escorted the Tsubaki Empress through the main guest door,

The girls were whispered with a luscious grin

"Dear Zest, thank you for keeping me company. The nobles will bless us."

I'm scared of a royal woman, even if she's small...

Was this fitted... my stomach hurts...