Stranger’s Handbook

"... so, there is... uh, this marriage goes through all sorts of ordeals..."

It's just guards talking like this shitty guest greeting.

I haven't even arrived at the venue yet.

"… In this way, I sincerely rejoice"

"Oh, I appreciate that feeling. I'll take it."

An elf guard who leaves the room with his head down deep.

You heard the name, but it's not in my head.

"Hey, su. This is the holding room, isn't it? Wait till the wedding starts. It's the holding room, right?

"Exactly, sir. You're also convinced that the Elf's wedding will take place for ten days. They're polite... past degrees..."

It is... too many degrees.

Upon arrival in the gallery, starting with the greeting of the head of the room's caretaker, the last guard soldier has finally just finished his greeting

"I heard they were in the mood for such a celebration, but not so far."

"I was surprised, too. Kathua, you might want to get the lady to make an elf version of the manual."

"Speaking of which, how's Kature doing?

"We're ready in a separate room. Because women have a discipline. It's not the end of changing into military uniforms like your husband."

That's true too, it wouldn't be the same for a man and a woman... and it would help if you didn't have to go out with that support.

How can a woman take so long to prepare?

If we can solve that mystery, we'll get the Nobel Prize.

"Sir, don't let that face be in front of your wife or lady. I found out. Men and women live in a different flow of time. I was wondering if that would convince you."

"... if the flow of time is different, we have no choice."

It was a convincing, unbelievable explanation

But if you think about it, you can understand a little bit... it was torture for me to just pick clothes for three hours or something.

"Excuse me. His Excellency the Grand Duke Zest-Gaius-Terminal, Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the Grung Empire and Head of the Court of Magic. The bride and groom are ready. Please come to the venue"

I didn't know you could say my title, almost like a quick word, at once.

This maid is pretty good...... you, aren't you the women's outfit unit!?

"I'm letting you dive in just in case. The surroundings of His Excellency and Lady Kathua have been consolidated with those of his subordinates. Miss Tsubaki will be treated royally, so I really..."

"I guess that won't help. On the other hand, that's all I've got around me."

"I gorilled to say that only beautiful and martial arts excellence can be placed around your Excellency. If we can't do that, the dragons might come to see us during the ceremony."

"... my beauty lover setting is in a direction that doesn't spread any further..."

"Besides, the venue is packed with elf national executives. It's a good opportunity to get rid of those who are in the way."

"Let's deal with that as we look at the situation. I don't want to scratch your wedding."

"I understand. Don't worry, we'll take care of it quietly."

"Is that the media and Tarcell? On the way."

In my subordination, I'll leave the job behind like that to both of us.

Next time, I need to reward you with something...

"Yes, I did. Okay, sir. Let's head to the venue."

This is how the nightmarish wedding began

"It's a great pleasure to have other species of blood in it. It would be extra wonderful if that were to be the adopted daughter of His Excellency who accomplished the spiritualization."

"Right."

"I've never been happier in 400 years of my life."

"Uhm."

The queue of elders' greetings has been going on for a long

I hope you don't mind that my reply is appropriate.

Because there's a reason for this.

"Now if you'll excuse me. I really congratulate you."

"Oh, thank you for your words."

appearance only looks like a young man in his twenties. He leaves with his head bowed

I'm an elder with that, so the long life of an elf is horrible.

And there's another terrible thing.

"From now on, I feel like I'm repeatedly saying hello to the same person... next time I feel like a woman with thin silver hair and 'it is' is a cliché?

"Your Excellency, too? Actually, I think so, too."

Speaking up to Su, the next person appears from the queue in order

"Happy day. It's a pleasure... I can barely have children these days when the elves are with each other. How do you know that?"

"Is she a midwife? I guess those breasts would have been diminished if I'd given dreams and hope to the kids I took away, huh?

"Oh, you know me well. Did I see you somewhere?

That's a bingo...... I bet this is for sure

"Suh, aren't these guys bogged down?

"There's no doubt about it. Those present were arranged by the Prime Minister, so I thought it might be plain harassment."

Three hours after the wedding started.

Was I extending my opponents to the old bogeymen... plain but devastating!

"I'm going crazy... can you do something about it?

"Even if you say so... even if you are an elder, and a less rude response gives the Chancellor an excuse"

Damn! That's a pretty nasty trap...... plain though.

from the opening of the wedding, which lasts ten days. This could make a mistake in the second half

He'll do it, Chancellor.

"But as it is, my mental strength is going to be diminished, okay?

"There should be a Kathua lady soon. I'll leave it to him."

That's all I'll have to do...... give up and wait for her to show up

Drink dark eyed tea and endure until then

Yes, I made up my mind.

"Dad, what do you say? This costume. Long time no see, are you cute?

It was time for me to hear a voice like a goddess

Thanks...... let's praise the clothes later and then throw a round at these guys response

I think so, I look back in the direction of my voice.

"Oh, Kature. Often... hey... what are you talking about?

I guess I can't help but get stuck in words.

That Baba showed up dressed like hell.

"Well, well, well. Dad, you liked it up there, didn't you? This is a costume that my husband loved in the fridge. He said," Magic Girl. "

Pink mini skirt with leech gear

Be polite and wear it to Niso. It's fully armed.

"I miss you. I was delighted to see this outfit of womb. It's been hundreds of years since the man died. It reminds me of yesterday."

"Oh, you knew that otherworldly man?

"Instead of knowing each other, the wrinkle and the guy. And I traveled in the fridge. I was young and soft back then, so I got a peek at dressing and punched in the magic. I miss you."

Sitting on my lap, ununung snorting baba

So, that's a long time ago costume? Beautiful for that...

"Hmm? Dad, up there. Are you so concerned? I made this new, so you can make different colors in no time, right? What color do you prefer?

"Ah, oh. Pink is fine... I wish you would have told me that important thing sooner rather than later. Well, that's why you said you couldn't go against Lord Gabella's words."

"I didn't mean to hide it, but I had no incentive to say it. It was the first time he ever asked me for a favor."

"Well, let's hear more about it later...... but can we do something about this now?

That's what I said, show the long line of snakes in the jaw

Kathua looked over and said with a sigh

"You young bastards! Good morning go home and count even on the tree annual wheel!! Who brought this bunker? Let's get him out of here!

The elf maids yelled at by Kathua move in unison

Prince Mars, who was watching this way, was turning away and pulling trembling

Son of a bitch, are you laughing? Think of it as some other HR, that's easy stuff...... Later, you and Albert train.

"Thanks for the help, Kature. It was spiritually dangerous to hear the same greeting extended"

"Dad, you're being too disciplined. It's the Grand Duke, so it doesn't matter if you're a little more dignified."

Kathua sitting back on her lap starts cooking quickly

I've got all kinds of dishes lined up at my table.

Definitely not the amount of a single meal.

"And... is it okay to leave on the way?

"Dad, were you going to sit there all day for ten days? If you do that, you'll crack your ass."

My butt would have been cracked from the start.

Is this an elf gag? Or is the elf's ass not cracked?

There's no way to be sure...... if I told my adopted daughter to show me her ass, Beat would kill me

"Oh, right. I thought it was strange."

"You're free while the bride and groom change colors. We have to take a break in the meantime.

... Wait, what else is going to happen?

"Well, this time it's short and easy since you're a human bride. Elves do weddings for a month."

"Hey, Kature. Other than that, can't we just sit here?

"It's natural. Today only within the kinship and elf country. Tomorrow will be a ceremony for guests from all over the country. We still have a long way to go."

"Wait, wait, are you and your relatives the only ones who attend through?

Laughing at what was natural, Kathua had pursued

"That's why I've been having trouble getting married less to the Fae. Dad, you could join us using therapeutic magic, so thank God! And..."

"You still got something?

"This is a royal wedding, so there's a celebration ceremony in the barracks. Now that the queen is in charge, we'll take turns later. The ball starts at night, so we're going that way. Oh, there's the banquet of the officials... and then there's the meeting of the city's face players and the leading players. Hey, even people can feel safe up there, Dad. I was worried because even the elves get fatigued and there are occasional dead people...... on Dad? What's the matter with you?

Exactly a feast of fatigue, I understand.

Why are the stupid elves putting together an event at once...

I took it pretty seriously, holding my aching head

This is that you could really die...