When it comes to houses, there are words.

Our house is a castle, not a house.

That's just super big on the grounds too.

But it's super lame.

It's got holes there, it's leaking rain, and the walls are all about to collapse if you kick them, and they don't come up to the upper floors, but there's wild animals roaming the lower floors.

It is a viva wild zoo.

Well put, it's an atmospheric old castle, but to put it badly, it's just lame.

Just to explain a little bit, I used to be a student in a country called Japan.

But while I was playing a certain smartphone game app, I was suddenly sucked into the smartphone.

I don't think I know what you're talking about, but I'm actually the least of them.

This castle is where I fell sucked in by my phone, and there comes a palm-sized dragon that often comes in fantasy and tells me I'm God.

Since the eagle has called you into this world, you are king here in your castle from today on, so work hard to make the castle bigger or make it full of friends and defeat the demons. And there are kings besides you. They'll attack you, so repel them or do it before they do. Good luck if you defeat the other kings and they will reward you.

Then I said hello and flew away.

You can swear it, but I'm not a radio guy. He's a pretty wavey guy at the time he was sucked in by a smartphone, but the smartphone that sucked me in is right here on hand.

Strangely enough, the call and email functions were no longer available, but the battery was acting as an information terminal that could receive requests from the Alliance in the app without draining them.

It's been almost three months since I've been in this world, but so far I haven't found a way back to the original world.

"Welcome home, King!

That being said, it was one of the four Simon brothers of the Kobolt tribe, Spear Simon, who came running on his feet waving his proud tail.

A kind of beast named the Kobolt tribe, he looked completely a dog person and Simon was a brown hairy young man reminiscent of a firewood dog.

Although I am a member of my chariot for once, I am too low in combat to go to battle, and I mainly get watches, castle repairs, chores, cooking, etc.

Spear Simon, by the way, because he had a spear when he was first summoned. There are other axes, bows and swords, Simon.

The face of the young man who is smiling and taking in the laundry is so gloomy that he should come out to the CM like toothpaste or something from the world he used to be.... Well, it's a dog.

"What about the other Simons?

"We're all going fishing and mountain vegetables for dinner!

Yeah, he's got a big voice.

"I see."

I give Simon a thousand and five hundred of the three thousand and eight hundred vestas of the reward.

"This is..."

"Keep it separate for four."

"Kings, I'm glad you feel, but we're king's private soldiers. Even if we don't get this kind of money, we're crushed for the king..."

"Oh, come on."

I think it's going to be a long time, so I just cut it up.

There are two scabs, and they go through the cobblestone entrance that looks at them side by side, and I head to the third floor, which is my own room.

Originally, the royal family is on the top floor, but it's hard to get up without an elevator to leak.

I heard about an elevator being developed in some country, but I don't know how many years it will take before that technology is brought to this country.

My room was tiny, with chairs and desks, little wooden cubs and beds just one at a time and nothing else, and the sunset just plugged into the murderous landscaped room through a window that didn't even have glass on.

Before I sat down in bed, Orion dived over the bed, and as I slept with the gorilla, I wrapped the futon around my body like a roll cake as it was.

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing"

It has been at this rate ever since I met Dry. By the way, Orion's room is a decent one, but it's not used much because we're mostly sleeping together in this room.

"Do you even care what they say about R Daughter?

"I don't care"

Orion will muzzle and hide his face in the futon.

"Don't worry about the rarity. God also said that rarity is only a guide at this stage, and even low rarity can be strong to S-rare levels."

"I didn't say it would be EX"

"EX seems to have special abilities. I don't often wake up to special abilities..."

When I say that, I can throw a hard pillow in my face.

"What's the pain?"

"You know what it's like to be told you that your rarity is second from the bottom?"

"I will not allow you to speak ill of Simons of the lowest Rarity N (Normal)."

"Those guys fight Slime and they usually come back losing! I'm only on one of those guys!

Orion, who doesn't talk at all.

I sigh and sit next to my bed.

"I've been summoned to this world without knowing the right or the left, and I've been in deep trouble. There's an evil god by the name of God who needs you to fight, come on. He told me to use this summoning stone to summon a warrior, so I'm glad you came out when I summoned him. I was so glad to have one of those guys out there on my side."

…………

"You're supposed to be summoned as a brave man. You may have come to a guy like me and you're sincerely upset, but I can do it in this world thanks to you. So it doesn't matter to me what strength God ranked on his own, and that's why he persists..."

"Gugagagaga...... Sue......"

"Hey... go to sleep"

This is it if you think people have said something unusual and good.

Huh. Sigh a lot louder, I get up.

I need to wash my body, take care of my gear, find a dungeon I think I can go to and figure out a way to get gold.

I can't do it with my income today.

When I leave my room, Orion looks out of the futon.

"I'm listening... idiot"

Wash your body thoroughly with water and head toward the armory on the ground floor wiping your head with a poorly absorbed cloth.

I'm naming it Armory and Big It, but expressively, it's tighter to say that it used to be Armory.

Fresh swords and spears were just lined up with a ragged iron sword with sticks and blades, something that cut trees and made them look like spears, which was too crude to say arsenal.

I use a sharpening stone to take care of a sword with a missing blade.

We can only do the same level of knife care, and I'd say we're going to use something like this, but we don't have enough money or resources to choose from right now.

When I finish taking care of the whole thing, I open my smartphone in the armory and open the app for the game where I was sucked in.

There's a line of titles there like the Alliance's request, the King's Territorial Map, recently discovered Danger Monsters, Events of the Month, Your Points, and other games, but it's actually information linked to this world and I don't know why it can be convenient for such a waste.

For a favor from the Alliance, go to this dungeon and defeat this monster. Or it contains a request that this is all the money you get when you take this item home.

I pick up where I think Orion should be, mostly.

But there wasn't much that seemed good today.

"Collect mushrooms and split eight hundred vestas in a day. Two or more Silver Fox Crusade S-Class Warriors recommended, impossible. Get Mummy's treasure in the ruins, turnover. This is too risky in a rewarding sense. Golem Crusade, Recommended for at least three R-Class Warriors. Three or... Orion alone manages... No, let's not."

It's better if Orion gets hurt or something. Because we don't have a healer to heal our wounds right now.

I exhale staring at my smartphone.

Something is normally becoming a part of my life, but will the day come when I can go home like this?

Reflecting on how foolish it had become, I cared that Orion was obstinate.

"Your strength is class R…?"

In the miscellaneous description of God who summoned me here, he calls us kings with castles and their soldiers chariots, and he says we need to keep a lot of warriors company to fortify them.

Warriors have the hand of soliciting in each dungeon and city, but they have good summoning magic if they want to bring the fastest and strongest warriors into their company.

The warrior summoned by summoning magic is that a warrior with some strong power is chosen and only a warrior who made it a good idea to make a pact with the king is summoned from all over the world.

By the way, I need an item called Summoning Stone to summon, and it seems that this Summoning Stone will fulfill one wish for everything. Instead of fulfilling that wish, he said he would make a covenant with the king.

Well, I don't know how far that wish goes, but when Orion signed with me, he wanted to be hungry. He said he was too hungry to die then.

I thought it was a ridiculous reason, but in this world, people usually die of hunger. You can't laugh, and dying of hunger would be harder than dying of beheading.

By the way, the Simon Four brothers are also warriors summoned by summoning magic.

They're supposed to have some strong warriors, but they're also pretty nasty at summoning magic, and they're more likely to catch weak warriors than strong warriors.

The summoning magic thing is called chatter because such reasons and how to summon are similar to the chatter of the game.

By the way, Simon's rarity was the N (normal) class at the bottom. When I pulled the Simon brothers four times in a row, they were about to fall with white eyes.

"It's cruel to burden him all the time, so whatever, I want a new warrior."

It's hard to go to the city and offer us money and hire mercenaries. That's why I had to rely on the chatter.

One Summoning Stone remains in the Tiger Son, but when I pulled Simon five times in a row, I couldn't recover, so I stepped on it.

Not surprisingly, I wondered if this summoning stone could be a lot because I got five or six easily at first, and now I regret having summoned them in a row.

Summoning stones can have certain effects, such as high difficulty dungeons and defeating other kings, and they weren't easy for me to get right now.

"That's it if Orion says he wants to go home or something."

The king has a way of returning the warrior, and if he does not obey orders and thinks there is a chance of treason, he can return the warrior to the place where he summoned him.

I can't say that a warrior will go home on his own, but when a warrior tells me he wants to go home, there's nothing I can do as an employer principal king.

There are ways to force them to follow, but I don't feel comfortable.

I look at the screen on my smartphone and it says, "!" I noticed it was marked.

"What is this?"

If you choose, the screen has over 100,000 Vestas you earned. I give you one summoning stone to celebrate. It says, and my summoning stone display involves one to two.

"Whoa, lucky. Is this also happening? No, I think I got it when I made $10,000."

What do you mean, the next time you make millions? Not too far?

"I want the power of war, it's a shelved stone, why don't you spin it"

That's what I decided. I'll clean up all the weapons I was keeping and head out during the summons (chatter).

Huge summoning formations shine all the time in the room you call it between the chatter beneath the castle.

It's a room with nothing but a summons, and there's just a bunch of glowing magic.

I'll put a smartphone on it. Do you then summon to the screen? Yes, no, the choice is coming up, so I'll respond to that.

When the number of Summoning Stone remnants on the smartphone screen drops from two to one, a supermassive version of the chatter machine that was in our world once sounded like a gobble from the magic team to see what kind of wonder it is.

There are a large number of capsules in a square transparent case with a rotary lever and prize mouth in front.

Do you play this every time? Shouldn't you be a direct warrior? And I grabbed the lever of the chatter machine that appeared, and I turned the noise back and forth.

By the way, capsules are thrown out of the chatter machine, and the rarity varies depending on the color that comes out. White is N (normal) from the bottom, green is R (rare), silver is HR (high rarity), gold is SR (eslaire) and rainbow is EX (EX), all found in five levels of rarity.

It's how a warrior comes out strong enough to flash the color of the capsule.

Come on, warrior, help Orion somehow. If that doesn't work, I can be like a girlfriend who talks to me.

When you look at the capsule that I wish turned the lever around and pouted over my hand.

"Hmm... what is this"

I see a capsule shining in seven colors in my hand with my flattered eyes.

"Rainbow...?

And look twice.

"It's a rainbow. - Uh-huh! Uhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I almost dropped the capsule to much surprise.

Wait, wait, calm down. I, God said. The condition of this capsule is still under negotiation with the warrior.

If the warrior to be called responds to the contract, the capsule will open, and if not, the capsule will not open and the summoning stone will revert.

Do you want to open it... or not? By the way, Orion came out on his own before this one opened.

I'll twist the capsule slowly.

"Or stiff... not open..."

They thought it was a refusal to summon, but the number of summoning stones hasn't returned, and most importantly, the chatter machine hasn't disappeared. If you refuse to summon me, this capsule and the gacha machine should disappear.

"Is it possible that warriors are worried about whether or not they will sign a contract over there?"

I waited for the capsule to open on the magic formation, sitting in the front seat.

It's been long enough, isn't it too long? I thought seven colors of light leaked around from the rainbow capsule.

In so much glare I cover my eyes with my hands and peek at the capsule from the gap between my fingers that I was covering when the light subsided.

There was a dark smoke and a nagging shadow of people there.