Super Card System

"Fuck... Fuck! Where's my clothes!?"

When Ian finally caught a big fish with a strange appearance from the sea, when he climbed onto the boat, his eyes were almost glaring!

At first he thought it was a naughty seabird who took his clothes away, but when he saw the pirate ship of the Bucky Pirates in the distance and the boat in motion, he immediately After understanding what was going on, for a while, I felt like I was beeped by a dog.

Damn, just forget the storm last night, and now you can be stolen by thieves on the vast sea, is this considered as going out without reading the almanac!?

Throwing the caught fish into the boat, Ian picked up the oars and rowed towards the pirate ship in the distance.

It’s far away, and he hasn’t seen what the pirate ship is, but Ian is now full of anger, because inside the lost thing, not only his own clothes, but also the hat given by Uncle Xiong, and the All the phone bugs he put in his hat were stolen!

Without the phone worm, how can I contact Sauron to ask about Guina in the future? How can I feel comfortable without the hat I have worn?And it’s even worse without clothes. Even if I get to the shore, I can only run away!

Can’t forgive me!Ian was about to explode, with the greatest effort, the two oars turned fast...

At this time, the pirates who were ordered to check Ian’s boat have already boarded Bucky’s pirate boat. Seeing them coming up, Bucky asked indifferently: "How? ?"

"Report to Captain Bucky!" A man wearing a circus hat replied attentively: "We have searched, and there is no money and no treasure! There are only a few clothes and hats on the ship! Oh, yes, there are still hats inside. A phone worm!"

"Oh!?" Bucky was a little surprised. In fact, he didn't expect much of the things on the boat. He just had the idea of ​​killing mistakes and not letting go, and let people search it. How could he know that there was something ?

Phone worm, this kind of thing is quite rare, I didn't expect that there was such a thing on that boat.

"Bring me to see!" Bucky lay on the chair grinningly.

"Ah yes!" The pirate wearing a circus hat quickly handed Ian's hat over and said flatteringly: "The phone worm was in this round bear ear cap at the time..."

However, before he finished speaking, Bucky suddenly said: "What did you say? Say it again!"

"The phone worm is inside this round bear ear cap..." That was unclear and repeated.

Bucky was furious, and a hand suddenly broke away from his body, flew over to pinch the roaring neck, and yelled: "Who do you think is the big round nose!?"

"I...I didn't!" The pirate was about to cry, he knew his captain was listening again!

Because he cares about his round red nose, what Bucky most hates is that people say his nose is mentioned. When it is mentioned, he will get angry. Over time, he becomes so sensitive. In Bucky Pirates The SH thieves of the regiment know the taboos of their captains. The most important thing to mention is the keywords "round", "red" and "big", even words with similar meanings.

However, knowing is one thing, and whether it’s possible not to make mistakes is another thing. The pirate just thinks Ian’s bear ear cap looks cute and cute. I can’t help but want to describe it, but... who Make the bear ears on that hat round...

For an uneducated pirate, he could not find other adjectives to replace the word "round"...

It is terrible to have no culture, and you will be punished if you have no culture!Master Bucky was angry, and even the people under his hands dared to speak ill of him. Without a lesson, how could he maintain the prestige of the captain?

So Bucky said without looking back, "Prepare the cannon!"

"Ah? Ah! Yes!" The crowd shivered.

Bucky the clown is actually very cold to people. The cannon execution is a repertoire on his pirate ship. The people under his hand have seen it many times. So although he is preparing in a panic, his actions are very skillful. .

"Spare... forgive me!" The one who was pinched and twisted into the air was almost out of breath. He could only desperately want to break Bucky's hand, perhaps because he didn't think so much. Well, he even held Ian's hat in his hand.

But Bucky also saw the hat at this time, and he was taken aback.

The next moment Bucky let go of his hand, and then he fell down and looked at his captain Bucky blankly. He didn't understand why he suddenly let go. Could it be that he changed his mind?

Bucky ignored him. His hand flew over and picked up Ian’s hat, then flew back and reattached it to Bucky’s body. Bucky held Ian’s bear ear cap, if anything. Thoughtfully said: "Huh? Strange, where have I seen this hat?"

After speaking, Bucky seemed to think of something, turned and ran towards the cabin with his hat, leaving behind the group of people who looked at each other, wondering if they should continue the execution.

It stands to reason that Captain Bucky didn’t pay any attention to that. It should be considered a life. But before he was lucky, the man sitting on the wheelbarrow with black and white squares around his neck came over. He was The chief of staff of the Bucky Pirates, Kabaki, the guy with the hair covering one eye said with a gloomy face: "Hang him up! The execution continues! This is Captain Bucky's will!"

"Yes!" The little guys responded quickly, tying the hapless guy up and hanging him from the ship's gunwale.

Then, they brought the cannon, aimed the muzzle at the hapless guy, raised the torch, and saw that the fuse was about to be lit.

As a result, at this moment, a person suddenly jumped up on the ship's gunwale and landed on the deck with a thud.

Everyone stared at the figure that suddenly appeared, and found that he was not wearing any clothes but only a pair of pants. Luo was wet all over, with black hair tied behind his head, and he was still holding a samurai sword in his hand.

Yes, it was Ian who came. The guy who was hoisted was really lucky. The first time he was let go by Bucky, and the second time he was about to be bombarded, Ian got on the boat. , Everyone's attention was attracted, causing this guy to get his life back.

Today must be his lucky day...

Ian didn't care about the hanged guy looking at his eyes with tears and gratefulness. As soon as I jumped onto the boat, Ian roared in anger, "Who stole my clothes and things!? Stand up! "

The people on the boat looked at each other, they realized what was going on, dare to believe that there was no one on the boat just now, but there was no one!Seeing that this person was wet, I was afraid that he had jumped into the sea.

After realizing what was going on, all of them suddenly burst into laughter.

This person is really stupid. It's understandable to feel angry when the things are taken away, but he dared to catch up and ask for it. This is no ordinary fool can describe it!Don't look at how many people there are on your side, how many people are there on our side?

"Boy! No one taught you to know the Pirate Banner?"

"Haha, it's so funny, you dare to jump on the boat without seeing clearly!"

"You look like a rookie just out of the sea, right?"

Don't look at the people who were trembling in front of Bucky, but when facing outsiders, they showed the evil that a pirate should be, and they laughed at Ian with stern expressions.

Ian actually saw the people on the ship clearly at this time. At first, I only felt a little inexplicable. The pirates in front of me didn’t look like pirates at all, but more like a circus. Look at what they are wearing. ?

Hearing the ridicule of the pirates, Ian subconsciously looked towards the sails, and was taken aback when he saw the round red nose pattern.