Super Detective in the Fictional World

On the other hand, Wade made $10,000 out of a knife and bought Vanessa some costumes that would be fun for both sides, and he had a great time for two days.

He was sitting on the couch with Vanessa that night, each holding a book and looking at it.

The quiet air was suddenly broken: “Do you think the author had a shi in his head? Why did you let Derek Storm die? Or do you want him to die with a big hole in his head? ”

Vanessa lazily mumbled: “This is Castle, and he always writes books unexpectedly. ”

Wade threw the book away angrily: "But I'm not here to see a man with a hole in his head. How could he die? Now the series ends unless it turns into a magic novel. What the hell is this dog shi plot? ”

Vanessa said, "Remember, when you first saw this, you said it didn't look good in Adventure Time? ”

Wade: “Of course, that's one of my favorite animations… ”

Vanessa can only kick past this behavior of eating and cursing her mother: “Are you sure it doesn't look good? ”

Wade insisted on his choice and nodded: “It doesn't look good. ”

Vanessa suddenly stood up and said, "What if it's like this? ”

She picked up the book and showed him an illustration of it.

As soon as Wade saw the woman in the illustration, he whispered to his side: "This woman is ugly. ”

Vanessa was extremely pleased with his response: “What if I wanted to play a game where the case was repeated? ”

Wade Duang sat up straight and said, "How do you do it again? ”

Vanessa's fingers circled the illustration: "Of course it's that kind of solving game! But not at the sunflower house, but we have roses. Blood can be tomato sauce, or maple syrup. As for the victim, of course I am! How about you play the killer? ”

Wade's head has gone wild: "Yes, yes, yes, this can be. ”

Vanessa smiled, “I'm going to take a shower before I start makeup, and you'll have the props for the rest of the case. ”

Wade jumped right up and ran to the kitchen: “Just five minutes. ”

Vanessa just waved her hand and walked into the bathroom where the leaching water sounded.

Wade was busy in the kitchen with his hands and feet, turning the case over, and he kept saying, “Where's the maple syrup? Goddamn it, is that all? With tomato sauce? I think it would be better if it were sweet..."

All of a sudden, a double tunnel of London cavity rang not far from him: "Mr. Wade-Wilson, isn't it a good time for me to come? ”

Wade turned in shock and grabbed a kitchen knife in his hand.

A black figure just walked in from the balcony and pulled up the balcony door at will.

Looking at someone, Wade's cook knife dropped on the kitchen bench and whispered, “Smiley? ”

Luke dropped the big box on his hands at will: "As an uninvited customer, you should know my official name - V. ”

Wade stood still for a moment, and the fox looked at him and said, "Are you kidding me? ”

“Let it be your guess, Mr. Wilson.” Luke smiles softly: “But let's start with a big deal. ”

Speaking of which, he showed himself to the bathroom behind him: "It will be finished before your girlfriend comes out. ”

Wade's heart startled: Yeah, if this guy stays put, then Vanessa comes out later and she loses her own blood?

He nodded decisively, "Okay, what business? ”

That's impossible.

Without saying who's stronger, Vanessa alone wouldn't have done such a stupid thing.

I really want to beat this break-in guy, when Vanessa's not around.

And this is Vanessa's house.

He's been eating white meal here for days, and Vanessa's afraid she's going to go crazy if there's another home demolition war.

Luke first showed you the big box on the left next to his lower body: "I'll show you the deposit first. ”

Press your hand on the big box, and a pile of green and dark paper appears in front of both of them as soon as it is lifted.

Wade's eyes straightened and his mouth whispered unconsciously: "Whoa! Whoa!”

Luke: “Mr. Wilson, I'm officially offering you a top delegate. Your rule is that the highest level of entrustment requires a deposit of 50% of the advance remuneration. ”

Wade mumbled, "How much is this? ”

He's never seen so much money in his life.

Luke: "Two and a half million dollar knives, all old money with no consecutive numbers. ”

Just right for you, 250. He slandered a mercenary in silence.

Wade's feet moved over unconsciously.

He couldn't resist the gravitational gravity of this large box of paper.

In front of the money, he was as helpless as the humans on Earth.

Two steps, and you hear a bang, and that pile of green oil paper disappears, and that damn big box shields their lovely figure.

Luke: "Now, do you want to hear about the commission? ”

Wade nodded without hesitation.

“Tomorrow night at 7: 00, I want you to stay for an hour in the southwest corner of Staten Island...” Luke said.

Wade nodded immediately: "I did it. ”

He inserted the phrase very quickly.

At this point, the second half of Luke's normal speech came out: “… as V. ”

Wade continued to light his head two times and suddenly came back to God: "Wait, what are you talking about? Stay there for an hour as V.? ”

Luke: "That's right, you have to stay there for an hour as the two million dollar smiley face. ”

Wade opened his eyes and said, "Don't tell me this commission is looking for a replacement. ”

Luke: "Are you that easy to die? Those who claim to be the strongest Wade don't even have the confidence to live? ”

“Of course I have a letter...” Wade: “Ah, no! Now at least a few hundred people in New York are looking for you, and you're letting me fake you out to die? I'm the strongest Wade, but not Superman, and that's hundreds of professional killers, not hundreds of pigs. ”

Luke shook his head, “Do I need five million for hundreds of pigs? Five hundred bucks makes a lot of people willing to do it. ”

Wade was right.

There are only two million rewards for the smiley face mask guy, the guy who calls himself "V." There are hundreds of killers here!

And Luke said again, "Besides, there are about a hundred and two to fifty killers, not as many as you think. ”

Wade: … what's the difference? None of them are pigs.

Luke looked at his face and went on to say, "And these people will hear from you at 6: 30 p.m. ”

Wade: “WTF?! ”

Luke looked at his incredible expression and didn't think: "Now you can choose whether or not to accept this commission. You better hurry up, this assignment only works until your girlfriend comes out. ”