Super Detective in the Fictional World

“Please specify the user ID.” The woman in the box said.

Wade mumbled, “What the hell? ”

Box: “Incorrect code. ”

Wade helpless: “The most handsome Wade. ”

Box: “Incorrect code. ”

Wade: “Okay, the strongest Wade? ”

Box: “Incorrect code. ”

Wade: "Huh? That's my fucking code. Are you sick? Oh, no. Is the guy who designed you sick? ”

Box: “Incorrect code. ”

Wade scratched his head: “Has that guy ever eavesdropped on me and Vanessa's private life? ”

Box: “Incorrect code. ”

Wade: “Baby? Not this one, honey? It's not this. Ah, it's definitely this one. Open it —— Tim! ”

Box: “Incorrect code. ”

Wade despairs: "Don't I know what to call myself? Can you give me a hint? ”

Box: “This code is related to the location where you received the assignment. ”

Wade thought about it, not Vanessa's house, and said, "... Sister Margaret's Bad Kids' House? ”

Box: “Incorrect code. ”

Wade tried for a few minutes, and eventually even reported Viso's obscene name, and it still turned out to be a "misnomer”.

He threw the box away angrily: "Crazy! Is this necessary? ”

If Luke were here, he would laugh without saying, "Damn, who made you bluntly fool me with forged material?"

That's what's tossing Wade.

In fact, whenever Wade says he wants to open the box, it opens automatically in an hour.

It's just that Luke casually used the name of something in the Viso Bar.

Wade got angry for a moment and ran back to see his bunch of money and stuffed them back in the box.

Vanessa might be back in half an hour, and he doesn't want her to see such a lot of money.

Not because he was afraid she'd see the money, but because he didn't want her to ask how it came about.

At least he doesn't want her to know until he finishes his assignment tonight with the remaining two and a half million in arrears.

She will definitely make him give up this act of death.

If you don't die, whoever commissioned it will give you five million dollars in heaven!

Enjoying the pleasure of moving money, he muttered: "With so much money, you must survive tonight. You must not let Vanessa change her husband. Well, you can't let a guy in the Deadpool push me. ”

“Deadpool! The code is correct.” The box on the side suddenly sounds soft and feminine, and the lid opens slowly.

Wade blindfolded: "Huh? Since when do I call this fucking code? Why don't you fucking call me Timmy! ”

When he spoke, he suddenly stunned: “Well, it seems... this code name sounds familiar, can you use it in the future? ”

Pretty soon, his attention was drawn to the kit in the box, and he didn't continue to grapple with the unknown new code.

When he wears the smiley mask at the top, a stubborn male electronic voice sounds in his ear: "User detected, authentication in progress, authentication passed. Welcome, Deadpool. ”

Wade: “Well, you can call me whatever you want. ”

“You have a new assignment, please collect it immediately and read the task details as soon as possible.” Cold, stubborn electronic sound.

Wade's dissatisfied: "Hey, what the hell is that noise? Couldn't you change it? ”

“All features of the system will be turned on once the user has received and fully understands the task.” Electronic voice said.

Wade was like, "OK, where are you looking at that shit? Hurry up. ”

In less than ten minutes, the mission details will be explained.

Wade's a little monstrous: "Wait, wait, wait. What did you just say? ”

Electronic voice: “The user asked to speed up the process of explaining the details of the task, so it was played eight times faster. ”

Wade: “Mayhem Fako! Did I say eight times faster? Well, what's eight times faster? ”

Twenty minutes later, at normal speed, he finally figured out the details of the mission.

Looking at all the materials and pictures projected on the headcover lens, he shook his heart and couldn't help but say: “Holyshxt! It turns out the task can still be arranged this way. I will do the same in the future...”

Speaking of which, he suddenly stopped talking.

He did not expect to be able to afford the equipment, let alone plan the action.

To a regular force, this is what staff officers do.

The so-called mission details include all kinds of information about the location and vicinity of tonight's operation, such as traffic, people, terrain, all of which have a lot of data and pictures.

Secondly, his course of action tonight is also available.

Wade still had some concerns, so he asked if that lousy electronic voice could re-route itself, and the answer was yes.

As a result, he made a number of requests, identifying less than 10 minutes and devising a new course of action that basically met his prior vision.

“With this, a lot of little staff are going to be laid off, right?” Wade mumbled.

All of a sudden, someone came up the stairs in the headphones where he turned on the high-sensitivity electronic radio.

Wade didn't have to think about it, just listened to the rhythm and knew Vanessa was back.

“shxt!” he scolded, his hands and feet moving fast.

Ten seconds later, the key opened and Vanessa walked in.

She looked at Wade sleeping over the bed with his head covered and shouted, "Didn't you say you had something to do today? It's almost 11: 00. Get up and eat. ”

She walked into the kitchen with something.

Wade, shrunk in his nest, pulled his mask off and whispered, “This is too hard to take off, why are you so tight? ”

Five minutes later, Vanessa came out of the kitchen and saw someone in shorts holding two big black boxes, seemingly trying to bring them up from the corner.

She couldn't help herself: “Are you a child? It's not Christmas, so why don't you wake up and see them? ”

“Aye, sir!” Wade decidedly stuffed the two boxes in the corner of the living room and turned to salute her.

In fact, he wasn't just trying to pick up the box outside, he was trying to put it back.

But Vanessa misunderstood.

……

Wade is busy counting the money, repeating the case with his future wife, counting the money, playing equipment, and eating breakfast, which is already lunch.

Luke and Selena on the other side have been busy.

Tonight, V's gonna make a big story.

Perhaps the news will not be on TV, but at least it will be widely circulated in the dark.

There are many situations that need to be considered, all of which must be arranged as far in advance as possible in order to retain more energy to cope with unforeseen situations.

However, with Wade, the “strongest man” to die for, Luke's plan is much less dangerous than it was.

Expected revenues, however, are higher than before.