Super Plane Traveling

The Undead Old Joe is a nauseating old monster covered in abscesses. He appeared in the first Max in 1979.

But even if you haven't watched the Mel Gibson version of the three series, you can still understand the restarted Max.

Simply put, in this bloody slaying apocalypse, the undead old Joe is a common protagonist template in apocalyptic essays. He is the leader of one of the three local forces and occupies the most critical water source for human survival. Harem composed of beauties.

The prolonged rule has allowed the undead old Joe to gradually expand his family, but his sons are also deformed monsters.

Then again, although the immortal old Qiao took the protagonist template of the eschatology, he is not the real protagonist after all-besides, how can there be such a disgusting protagonist like him?

Naturally, those girls who had been occupied by him were unwilling, so they colluded with the undead old Joe's subordinates-Commander Freosa, and fled smoothly while exchanging resources with another big power.

The hapless actor Max was also involved at this time.

If according to the standard web template, Max should come forward at a critical moment, win the favor of five girls because of the heroes saving the United States, and then broaden the harem and reach the pinnacle of life...

But this is obviously a joke to Max, a man with schizophrenia, any beauty is equivalent to a pink skull in his eyes.

Chapter 33 Hygiene in the Last Days

After night fell, Zhao Ze had lurked near the undead old Joe's lair.

From the outside, it looks like an extremely simple fortress, consisting of three rocky mountains in the shape of a product, without heavy firepower, and several exits are full of half-dead leaders.

The so-called leaders are actually slaves kept in captivity by the undead old Joe. The ones who can really work for him are the lunatics who are sprayed with white paint on their bodies and are called war boys.

The undead old Joe lives in the excavated rock cave, nearly a hundred meters high from the foot of the mountain, this distance seems very safe-just relative to the end of the world.

Zhao Ze felt very uncomfortable when he thought that this old impossibly imposing old immortal had taken over the five sisters-my buddy hadn't enjoyed it this way, so why did you catch up?

Zhao Ze looked through the binoculars for a while, and found nothing, but this is normal, there is no such thing as brilliant lights in the apocalyptic environment.

Now he was left with two choices, either to use a flying vehicle to enter the cave, to block the killing of the Buddha, and to directly beat the undead old Joe into a hornet's nest.

But there is a certain risk in doing so. In case the immortal old Joe hides in the heavy door and can't get in for a while, and can't use blasting or other means to prevent the entire cave from collapsing.

If in this process the undead old Qiao took the risk and gave birth to the idea of ​​"I can't get you, don't even think about it", wouldn't it mean that the five girls were killed indirectly?

Since this method doesn't work, there is only one way left...

After a few minutes, Zhao Ze began to move far away until he was so unable to see the rock mountain. He suddenly started the aircraft and flew towards the gasoline town in the distance.

Gasoline Town and Bullet Farm did not appear in the movie, but from the plot, Gasoline Town seems to be an oil refinery in a peaceful era. From the billowing smoke, it can be seen that the humans living here are no better than those of Undead Joe. The fort is inferior.

In other words, the bullet farm should be an arsenal with the ability to produce weapons.

These three forces complement each other, and no one can do without one, and no one should try to annex the other two in vain. They just form a solid triangle area, showing a canine teeth.

Zhao Ze didn't dare to fly too low. God knows if there is a sniper rifle in Gasoline Town. In addition, it is getting late. The light blue tail flames ejected by the aircraft behind him are very obvious, so Zhao Ze just observed it with a telescope in the air. After a while, he left directly.

After returning to the saline-alkali land used to bury the car, Zhao Ze took out the materials hidden before and began to prepare for dinner.

Because I have to stay in this ghost place for a whole hundred days, although the original plot does not tell what people eat and drink in this era, it is conceivable that it must not be a good thing.

In this way, Zhao Ze, who never wronged himself, naturally made a big purchase, and he had enough food for the first half of the year.

The only thing lacking is water, especially clean water.

But Zhao Ze didn't forget to bring in pure water, at least enough for him to drink for a while.

There are ten barrels of pure water in the rear compartment, plus three boxes of heavy weapons and munitions, and ten boxes of compressed cans of various flavors. The seats in the front cab are all removed, and all kinds of vacuum-packaged food are contained. And seasoning.

In fact, if it hadn't been for this Ford car to be remodeled from head to toe, it would not have been able to hold so many supplies.

Zhao Ze set up a stove on the saline-alkali soil. The fire started to boil water. At the same time, he took out a bag of sauced meat and seasonings. After the water boiled, he put the meat and seasonings in, and then kept throwing in various dehydrated vegetables.

After half an hour, a pot of beef broth with a strong aroma was cooked.

Zhao Ze took out a roll of pancakes, soaked them in beef broth, and chewed the food on this desolate saline ground, feeling that it was better than anything he usually ate.

Thanks to the harsh natural environment, this world can't even find a wild animal that reminds me of a larger size. Only those drought-tolerant and hungry animals can survive, such as the lizard that Max devoured at the beginning of the film.

In this way, Zhao Ze wouldn't have to worry about beasts attacking him.

After eating and drinking, Zhao Ze didn't return to the car, and he set up a small tent to make sure that he would not be bitten by poisonous snakes and mosquitoes, so he slept peacefully.

In fact, as long as he has the ability to foresee—even if it only takes ten seconds—Zhao Ze doesn't have to worry about any sneak attacks or dangers, which is why he can sleep well in the last days.

Early the next morning, Zhao Ze had breakfast, took out a handful of wet tissues and wiped his face-water resources are scarce in the last days, and clean and pollution-free water resources are especially precious.

Before laying down the fortress of Immortal Old Joe, Zhao Ze didn't dare to squander the ten buckets of pure water he brought, and could only use disposable wet tissues to solve facial hygiene problems.

As for brushing his teeth, Zhao Ze bought Amway's full range of oral care products, including concentrated mouthwash, mint mouth refreshing spray, multi-effect white tea, fluoride toothpaste and matching toothbrushes.

Dry brush your teeth with toothbrush and toothpaste, and then clean your mouth with mouthwash to save water to the utmost extent.

Although somewhat inconvenient, Zhao Ze thinks he should be the cleanest and most hygienic person in the world compared to the people in this world-none of them.

Imagine a person who has not brushed his or her teeth for several years or even decades, how terrible the tone of his/her mouth should be?Maybe it can be used to replace chemical weapons.

What Zhao Ze is most curious about now is the five girls who are occupied by the immortal old Qiao. He wants to know whether these five girls usually brush their teeth, but from their appearance, bathing should be okay. After all, they are not dead. Joe controls water resources.

Before leaving, Zhao Ze buried all the supplies under the sand again, even the aircraft was put in the car, and then began to walk through the saline-alkali land, running towards the fortress of the immortal old Joe.

Because he was blessed by his mind, Zhao Ze didn't have to run too hard. Instead, he felt that his body was as light as a fly, and often a light kick under his feet could make him leap several meters.

If you look at it from a distance, he is now like an oversized grasshopper, jumping all the way.

Zhao Ze was wondering as he was on the road, why didn't the organization member Victor Budalin run and jump like him in the world of "Ability"?

The conclusion of the analysis is that-in an urban environment with people coming and going, running and jumping like a grasshopper, 80% will make yourself like an idiot with water in your head, even if you are a supernatural person, it is impossible to do it. To completely ignore the public's attention.

It took only three minutes to use the aircraft to cross this area, but with the help of his mind, it took Zhao Ze more than half an hour before he began to approach the three rocky mountains.

However, Zhao Ze is already very satisfied. He drives on his two legs and has almost caught up with the athlete's sprint speed in a 100-meter race. From this point alone, his mental power is truly worthy of his "universal ability" title.

Just as Zhao Ze was about to enter the fortress area, several modified cars that looked like welded iron sheets rushed out and drove towards Zhao Ze from a distance.

Zhao Ze immediately stopped the "gazelle jumping" and greeted him at the walking speed of ordinary people.

Probably because of his behavior, the undead old Joe's men were surprised.

These war boys—or children of war—are brainwashed lunatics, and the people they target are often reduced to slaves or blood banks.

In this case, the only people who are not afraid of them are the people from Gasoline Town and Bullet Farm.

So what kind of person will this young man in front of him be dressed clean and tidy, dressed completely different from this era?

It's funny, in the original plot, Max's world can't find an Asian person!African Americans are also pitiful, and only among the slaves who have been oppressed by the undead for a long time, you can vaguely see a few dark-skinned ones.