Supreme Medicinal God

A stream of yellow water spread quickly and touched the hot floor of the sun, which immediately exuded a strong smell.

That look, that smell, as if the old lady was really peeing her pants in public.

"Oh my god, by peeing to cool the floor, it's really professional enough to touch porcelain..."

Seeing this scene, Jiang Yixue's eyes turned round, pinched his nose and wowed with a sigh, and then pulled Su Xiaoqin around him: "Xiaoqin, hurry up and shoot it, put it on the Internet, there must be a lot of clicks of!"

Su Xiaoqin was stunned. She walked anxiously today without a cell phone. How to shoot?

But after seeing Jiang Yixue winking at her, she hurriedly reached out to touch her pocket. While touching, she gave the old lady a thumbs up and said, "Aunt, you are awesome. Once you are famous, you won't have to come out again in the future. Touch porcelain, but become a celebrity!

Pissing pants?

Did I really pee my pants?

what!

Hearing Su Xiaoqin's words, the aunt screamed, just like a rabbit, sobbing from the ground.

Then covering his pants with both hands, he rushed out of the crowd and ran straight to the nearest public toilet.

The speed of running like an arrow, like the bitter haha ​​of drifting on the ground with one leg just now.

It turns out that this old guy touched the money!

Seeing this scene, those onlookers who were originally planning to fight for the old lady were also reacting to the truth of the matter, and then felt a fierce tingling on the face.

If it wasn't for Ye Feng's appearance in time, they almost worked for the tiger and helped the liar to pit this pretty little girl.

"Little girl, I'm sorry, I was wrong just now, I shouldn't blame you."

An old man with a blushing face came out of the crowd, and after apologizing to Han Xiaoyun, he raised his hand and snapped a slap in the middle-aged man's face, scolding angrily: "It's a young age, what's wrong, just Bring your mother out to touch porcelain!"

"A lot of people are still going to accompany you to be embarrassing and eye-catching. Being a son can do your job. Are you lacking in virtue?"

Although the old man's age is not small, but his strength is quite big, five slap marks appear on the face of the middle-aged man.

"Old stuff, you fucking..."

The middle-aged man has not touched his finger since he was young, but now he has been slapped, his eyes glared, and he intends to kick the old man with his legs raised.

"What are you doing? Is the uncle wrong?"

But before waiting for him to lift his foot, Ye Feng kicked his ankle on the ankle first, kicked him halfway through the body as if he was electrocuted, and said coldly: "Other people kindly support others, but you are falsely accused, this is Shameless!"

"It's not filial to take care of the elderly and bring her out to touch the porcelain!"

"Shameless and filial piety, what is the point of a person like you alive, standing here pollutes the air! The grade of the whole street is pulled down by you! Hurry up and don't let me see you again for the second time!"

Speaking of words, Ye Feng's hand pushed the middle-aged man lightly three feet away.

The middle-aged man wanted to have an attack, but knew that he was not Ye Feng's opponent. He could only grind his teeth and chased his old lady.

"Boy, great! If it weren't for you, I made a big mistake just now!"

"This guy is awesome, let's give him a chirp..."

After taking a sip to the middle-aged man who left, the old man looked at Ye Feng with admiration, and then took the lead to applaud Ye Feng.

Wow!

As soon as the voice fell, the crowd suddenly applauded, and even a bold girl whistled at Ye Feng.

"Small, little..."

Ye Feng complacent, folded his hands to the crowd, said with a smile.

Han Xiaoyun glanced at Ye Feng in a pair of beautiful eyes, she knew that everything must have been caused by Ye Feng.

The old lady touched the porcelain so aggressively, it was not like a sick person at all, and it was not mentally ill. How could it be done to pee in the street to cool the floor?

"I just accidentally touched the Chengguang point of her bladder sutra..." Ye Feng raised his eyebrows proudly and explained.

Chengguang point is an important acupuncture point of the human bladder meridian. It is located two inches above the center of the hairline. It has the effect of wind and heat release. To put it plainly, it can stimulate the acupuncture point and discharge urine to take away the human body. .

The wicked people need wicked people to grind. Since the old lady is going to do evil at a very old age, Ye Feng doesn't mind using her internal force to her fingertips to stimulate her Chengguang acupuncture, letting her know that it costs money to do evil.

"mean……"

Han Xiaoyun pouted, just like Ye Feng's little means, but he was very grateful to him.

Ye Feng's eyeballs rolled over, hoping to push her around on the ground.

She was kind enough to help her. She was better, but she said that she was mean.

If I knew this, I might as well let the old lady continue to pester her.

"But I like..."

But at this moment, Han Xiaoyun suddenly added a sentence, and then a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, saying: "Thank you."

It turned out that I was gasping for playing with the young man!

But I didn't expect that this lady would even make a joke, and actually smiled at herself for the first time!

Really don't say, she didn't know if she didn't laugh, she was startled, her eyes curled up and she was charming.

"Thank you so much..."

Ye Feng raised his eyebrows, responded, and then said: "Say to you, I was out of condition yesterday, and my legs couldn't move, so I leaned against the wall. Xiaobai saw that I was too excited to pull My trousers; and today, I went to the underwear store to accompany them both..."

After speaking, Ye Feng turned around and led Jiang Yixue and Su Xiaoqin towards the ragged Land Rover.

What did he say?

Could it be that he wanted to forgive what he had done because he just helped himself again?

Looking at the back of Ye Feng's departure, Han Xiaoyun was full of doubts, not understanding what Ye Feng's last words meant.

But soon, her body trembled, and the expression on her face suddenly froze.

When she was blackmailed by the old lady just now, what she was most angry about was not the face of the old lady and her son, but the crowd's accusations against her.

Those accusations made her feel aggrieved after being misunderstood by others.

She felt this way when she was accused. Wouldn’t Ye Feng feel the same way when she was accused...

Is he really wrong, this guy is not as abominable as he behaved, but because he has been looking at him with colored glasses all the time, so he will be the rogue in the eyes.

And he has always suffered the injustice he brought him, and he has nowhere to tell if he wants to explain...

The mind is floating, although Ye Feng has gone far, but Han Xiaoyun still quietly looked at the direction he left, people are already crazy!

(End of this chapter)