Surprise! The Supposed Talent Show Was Actually–?!

“Rabbits, rabbits, Rabbits, mammalian rabbits. One of the most common family pets, one of which is particularly popular as a little white rabbit. Distributed in grasslands and forests, it has a strong reproductive capacity. In 1202, famous mathematician Fiporacci used rabbits as an example...”

Baiyue Light Entertainment Building, 9th Floor Comprehensive Functional Area.

Witch Jane was holding a bunch of little white rabbits, spreading her legs in the hallway, and the terminal earpiece of AI synthetic sound was reading the rabbit encyclopedia.

Ninth floor, Saturday afternoon at the White Moon Light infirmary.

This is another weekend, with most of the interns wandering the streets outside, and professional athletes with private doctors.

The infirmary door is a bird.

The doctor on duty was reading the paper from his seat, and he couldn't help but hear a knock outside. Sounds dull, not like knocking with your fingers, like knocking with your elbows...

The door squeaked open.

The doctor smiled and looked at the witch who knocked on the door with his elbow: “Yo, little witch. Why a bunch of rabbits-- ha, what are you talking about? ”

Witch Jane looked a little stubborn and reported seriously: “I only had one rabbit in my bedroom when I went out and 12 rabbits when I came back. Bunny, that's the bunny I raised. He's physiologically a rabbit. When I walked in the door--”

Witch Jane choked and stumbled: “He's still on the rabbit... on the rabbit...”

The doctor picked up the melon seeds and said, "Whoa! ”

Witch Jane asked, “Look, is Rabbit still alive? ”

“…” Physician: “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I can't save you. Be a rabbit. ”

Witch Jane choked.

His rabbit, little, soft, on the pillow, will roll into a bunch of quiet sleeping rabbits! All we know now is to exercise primitively. If you pull the rabbit and the rabbit apart, the rabbit will jump to the rabbit quickly to continue the primitive movement...

The doctor coughed and taught: "It rains and rabbits give birth. This is the nature of small animals, and rabbits are either seasonal or provocative. You bunny... Bunny, if you stop him, the pillows in your bedroom, the desks, the chairs will all be damaged, the bunny pees, you know? ”

“I can't, we can do a go/gesture surgery on him, but I can't do it here. When I was a medical student, rabbits were used for autopsies. I didn't know how to cut them with precision! ”

Ten minutes later, Witch Jane left with a bunch of rabbits in her arms. When he left, he asked, "Can our company help with the little ones? ”

The doctor waved: "No, the care robot can only take care of rabbits. It's better to find a master for them for life! ”

Witch Jane nodded and suddenly remembered: "Can you tell when the rabbit was pregnant? ”

……

Close the infirmary door.

Witch Jane looked at the note on her hand. Thirty-first century technology was creepy, and Jomo was a nursery robot with a full stockpile of farming knowledge that only took a look at the rabbit and wrote down a specific year and month for Witch Jane.

Witch Jane quickly put the bastards back in their bedrooms and rushed to the logistics for surveillance.

Baiyue Light Building logistics is surprising, monitoring the bedroom corridor when Witch Jane leaves the company--

A month and a half ago.

Witch Jane gave Caesar the "inner eyeliner" she bought for Zhuang Fan's support and passed it on to her girlfriend.

Caesar came to Witch Jane's bedroom to thank her.

Witch Jane is not here.

Caesar bought a white rabbit online.

Caesar threw the white rabbit into the witch's bedroom, turned on the terminal in the hallway, and sent a message to the witch: "O witch, Brother sent your pet rabbit a girlfriend! Let it play! ”

Zoe's dedicated communications firewall detected the two keywords "send” and “witch”, and the system automatically determined that Caesar was going to blackmail the witch to order takeout to White Moonlight.

Message blocked successfully, sending failed.

"" … "

Logistically emotional, patting Witch Jane on the shoulder: “It's Caesar. Oh, that's all there is to it. Anything is possible...”

Afternoon.

The White Moon Light Squad is closing and the floating car to Clawson Base will be parked at the door.

When Zoe Wenlin got in the car, Witch Jane was picking up a shopping bag padded with hay in a white bastard.

The rabbit and the other big white rabbit sat in the back seat, presumably for ease of identification, and Witchcraft tied the rabbit with a blue bow line and the other with a pink bow.

Zoe's trance: “Witch, have you ever heard of the Fiporacci series? ”

Witch Jane is desperate.

When the bunny ball was finished, Witch Jane stuffed the smaller bunny into the cup slot and introduced her to her teammates: “This is Sister-in-law. ”

Then grab the rabbit with three layers of textile bags wrapped in pet diapers and sit in the corner and make a calm statement.

Ten minutes later, the late Caesar wind and fire boarded the train: "Hurry up, let's go, O witch, what are you carrying, snacks no... Oops, Captain don't beat me up! ”

Witch Jane only stopped the captain and took a photo with the terminal clicked.

Ten pure white, furry, tucked together, soft bunny balls arched around in a shopping bag.

Send photos to the boss.

Witch Jane knocks: Your rabbit nephew, begging for adoption...

Not yet, a reply came from across the street.

HW: Well, so much.

And then there's the second one. Weishi: Did you give birth?

“…” Witch Jane drums up her little round face:!!! Then brush and delete the entire message.

Angry!!

Evening.

The long defied Clawson base caught fire in the evening, and the backhill twin towers overflowed with shine. The program PD was terribly off by two little cameras: “See that dormitory tower? What does that mean? It means our runaway show will get us out of trouble! ”

“But in the event of an accident with Heebao, Bixia Guangwang, this is going to kill the star giant C...”

Blood pigeon next to it: “Evening summer is the scattering of air against sunset light. According to you, even the dairy cow farming base in the back mountains of this house is going to come out of the giant C. ”

The PD of the show pinched the cigarette butt and criticized: “You've lost all this talk, why don't you go find the back milk cow to smoke. ”

The playground, the original Clawson Show 500, had only a few dozen men left, not including recurrent defectors like Weishu.

Little winged dragons circled down from the sky, pecking behind the witch's ears, with a fresh earthy scent. Witch Jane took turns to meet the rabbit's nephew, but compared to rabbits, Xiao Wing dragon was obviously more interested in black cats who bullied her all day long, and looked at her a few times and left.

On the playground, Xiangxiang is teaching several trainees to make their voices heard.

Unsurprisingly, she stood in front of all the trainees. She couldn't help but stand beside Xiangxiang as an assistant teacher. "I sing OK and call Mike even better! ”

However, Xiangxiang focused on Wei Yan classmates: “Wei players, don't be shy,” the female tutor encouraged: "In the next round of elimination, you need to adapt to the traditional male group artist, singing and dancing RAP should be involved in hunting a bit. ”

Wei twitched his lips: “…"

At Xiangxiang's induction: "Okay, louder, the teacher can't hear you. ”

Wei Yan was forced to turn up the volume and still had no expression. His eyes were a little nervous.

In response to Xiangxiang's shock, he shook his mouth: “Wei, how can you sing without a tone? ”

Behind a group of practitioners, the White Moon Light Squad met to discuss the upcoming seventh round of knockout.

Witch Jane stretched her head behind the Twin Towers and said, "No new venues have been built. This is an exterior shoot, too? ”

Zoe shook her head: “I don't know yet. I'm not sure how." The Resurrection of Ancient Complex Arts, if it's truly a sing-and-dance show... ”

Everyone looked at the witch Jane.

Zoe patted Witch Jane on the shoulder: "The hope of the white moonlight! ”

Witch Jane hurriedly raised her face and explained: "No, no, no, the game must be absolutely fair. It's like responding to a teacher is just directing people to sing out, the tone, the sound of luck is completely unaltered.” Witch Jane thought about it: “It shouldn't be about singing and dancing. ”

Zoe: “Hmm? ”

Witch Jane fantasized for a moment, describing: "Abandoned, murderous factory buildings, a group of practitioners forced to sing in the factory, targeting whoever will strangely die, the script written by Reaper, the bloody bedroom door. When you dance in the mirror, it's not necessarily you who's doing the same thing in the mirror. ”

“Every time late at night, an practitioner who is eliminated by you will smile weirdly at you at the end of the bed...”

Next to a few people, the little camera responsible for the shooting shook one hand and shook a chill.

The other three people said, “That's good, that's much easier! Just don't dance...”

On stage, the loud and dizzy show PD complained of a loud horn: “Caesar, Qin Jinbao, please note that this is a vocal exercise, pay attention to volume control. Where's your karaoke? I can't even hear my teacher! ”

“And a little thin, don't make a high pitch with Caesar. Follow your teacher's guidance! ”

Night.

The practitioners rushed back to the bedroom to take a bath, nagging and nagging.

In the spring, Qin Jinbao's cold seat moved out of the bedroom again, and the vintage radio squeaked. Qin Jinbao took the cooling fan and slowly looked at the cloud rolling cloud and the white cloud and the dog...

Witch Jane: "Brother Qin! ”

Qin Jinbao was shocked before realizing that Witch Jane had stretched her head to look beside the cold seat. Witch Jane doesn't have much temper, she leans low, she stands in the corner and behaves well, and she doesn't get in the way much.

Witch Jane mysteriously said: "Brother Qin, there's nothing you can do here. I have a baby here...”

A few minutes later, Zhoma's entertaining little brother passed by: "Brother Qin, how did you get a rabbit? ”

Qin Jinbao lazily listened to the review book: “This object was given by the white moonlight witch...”

Twin towers, thin fire-breathing Wei's bedroom.

The thin fire transmission just finished washing my hair, I was about to blow a look to start the evening's live sucking money, and I couldn't help but hear the knocking outside the door. Witch Jane, like selling little yellow or something, grabbed a shopping bag and smiled silly: "Brother Pong, do you want a rabbit? A little one, no picking. ”

The thin fire was initially stunned, but I was glad to agree: “Give me the ugliest one. ”

“Okay, that's it. This is Caesar. Come on, Caesar, call Daddy! ”

Witch Jane took a lap and the rabbit was delivered.

Ming Yao laughed happily at Witch Jane and the rabbit's nephew there, but the rich second-generation player honestly refused to raise the rabbit.

According to Ming Yao, he had a bunch of lion tigers in his house, usually walking around in scattered husbandry, and specialized trainers waited for him. Even if one day I don't pay attention to eating rabbits.

Zuo Potang took one after deliberation and carefully held it with him when he brought the rabbit back. It was like accepting a diplomatic gift from Bai Moonlight to Jing Yi Squad, like lending a giant panda centuries ago.

When Jane came back to her bedroom, there was finally only one little rabbit left in her shopping bag.

Caesar threw it behind his head because his girlfriend had taken three. As the guards were not back yet, the White Moon Light team gathered in the living room for an informal tactical discussion.

A few people are more concerned with the “mysterious guests” of the contest than with the theme of the "Sing and Jump Men's Show”.

“The seventh round of the knockout, and the Star Dust Cup Youth Training Competition.” Zoe makes a virtual projection: “That is, the trainers from the Stardust Cup will come, as will the King of Hearts. ”

Wenlin: “The K. of Hearts is active position C, why did he come? ”

Zoe was well prepared for the next round of the knockout, mixed powder circles for a long time, and recognized the operation at a glance: “Wanted to pave the way for him by stepping on the Clawson show. ”

“Wei Yan is an active C-bit candidate for the R-yard, and Red Peach K is C-bit for the Star Emperor. If we can take the lead in this tournament, we can overwhelm Wei before King of Hearts comes out. ”

Caesar slapped the table: “Grandpa, I'm ready for active service, too. Hit him! ”

Zoe mumbled: “Whoever died of the deer is unknown. Besides, we're not so bad, and Jing Yi, the guard athlete - hey, little witch, why are you wearing socks so big...”

Witch Jane is looking forward to shaking her fist: the deer's death is unknown! The Clawson show and my little witch...

Then the captain interrupted Witch Jane's YY directly: "Speaking of which, the champion hasn't signed the team yet? ”

Clawson Show staff dormitory.

The top floor of the mansion on the third floor of the program PD.

PD is slowly swallowing graduate volunteers for this intern.

Witch Jane, Zoe, etc.: White Moonlight Entertainment.

Wei Yan: R-yard entertainment.

So the program PD began to play the next enrollment brief: “The Clawson Show has 2 to 100 senior lecturers, high-quality training resources for the runaway show, and a perfect platform for trainee teammate service, leading employment opportunities in the industry. ”

“The top 50 players are 100% admitted to the top federal teams, including the R code, White Moonlight...”

PD casually flips to the guard's graduation volunteer bar.

PD: “…”

With a thump, Clawson Show PD was barely surprised to fall off the chair.

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It's not sad when it's over. After all, we'll have another 61 Children's Day soon!

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"Keyboard dressed as a straight male squad leader" by Yi Zhi

The captain's question today is, "If your boyfriend pisses you off, what do you want him to do? ”

Everyone thought the class leader was experiencing emotional problems again, they plotted for him, and concluded: When the girlfriend is angry, whatever she says, follow her, and make sure she disappears immediately!

At the same time, I deeply sympathize with the teacher's girlfriend. Such a straight boyfriend must have destroyed the galaxy in his previous life.

That's what Kiddo thought before dressing as a straight male captain's keyboard.

When dressed as a squad leader keyboard, Toddler learned that the squad leader did not have a girlfriend, only a few strange romance novels.

On that day, the child who unfortunately became a keyboard watched the squad leader bang on the keyboard and wrote a story: [Blue Snow beeps, "I'm angry! No matter what you do to me, you're not gonna let me down!

Nangong Ao Tian hurried and cheerfully coaxed: OK, that's not coy anymore, good boy.

Toddler:... Naoko, you win.

# How straight men write romance novels #