Survival in Another World With My Master

Episode 031: Where is the Funny Man Contest?

"I don't know what your abilities are... weird."

"Sir Leonard, Koske was unusual when he treated his leg."

"... that's right."

The old man with the lion face carrying two iron swords and Isla were all they wanted to say. The old man's name on the lion's face is Leonard. I don't remember the name because it's long. Ex-knight, they call him Lord Leonard. He doesn't belong to Da Nang, the Knight of the Guards. You must be the master of the sword who was told there was this man in the kingdom of Merinard. I cured my feet during the day.

"I don't know, but it's a useful ability. It's not magic, is it?

"I see, Koske's abilities are a little different from magic. Koske doesn't have magic in the first place."

"I don't have magic, hey. Well, if you can't use magic on Loku, you'll feel intimacy."

Shumel has a fierce smile on his shoulder with a stick that can only be seen as a log. She's a red-green woman, bigger than the big Danang and Gerda. I think the height is slightly over 2.5 meters. She is as powerful as she looks.

"Let's go quickly. It's a mess when the gizmas come."

"That's right. I'm a corner, so I'd like to try this weapon."

"What a wonderful weapon... I envy you"

Lizard Woman, who was looking around with an iron spear in his hand, turned to me and complained something. Lizard people are very hard to understand, but don't tell me that. Does it mean that my eyes say things to my mouth? I also feel a strong desire to have weapons made.

It is not the Lizard Man who is looking at me like that, but Ms. Zamir, the Lizard Woman. A woman who was a spear guide in the kingdom of Merinard and a spear master.

The people who accompany me say that all of them are samurai who have the power to overwhelm the gizma alone. I don't think I need to explain more about Silfi's abilities, but Danang, a former Kintetsu Knight, is also very good at using force. It seems that Gerda has dealt with the gizma with his stiffness and bare hands. Wow.

Sir Leonard is an ambitious user called "Leonard of Double Teeth", Schmel is a high-ranking ex-adventurer called "Minch Maker", and Ms Zamir seems to have nothing like two, but when she is Da Nang's mentor, her strength will be known. By the way, Danang has never beaten Ms Zamir.

Me? I'm recovering the bodies of shikoshiko and gizma while being protected by such super powerful people.

He made Danang's weapon, didn't he?

Yes, Master.

"I want a more decent sword."

"If you say so, I want a decent weapon. After all, it's just logs. This"

The gaze of the three superhumans gathers on me. Sylphie looked for help, but nodded. Ah, yes.

"I got Sylphie's permission, so I'll make it next time. Think about what kind of weapon is good."

"I understand."

Hmm.

I'll do it!

All three seem satisfied. Well, I know my own combat skills. It will protect me when I have to sell my gratitude to people who seem strong. Takeda Shingen also said that people are castles, people are stonewalls, and people are moats.

Gieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Mmm, you look like a guest.

Beyond the dark woods, I hear gizmas roaring. Whoa, is that WAVE2?

"Shit. Run away."

"Don't worry about it. This is not the place to be surrounded or rushed."

Soon Sir Leonard, who had pulled out two swords, said that in a relaxed tone.

Lord Leonard is too optimistic.

"Well, Leonard's old man is right, isn't he? I think I can only use tentacles in places like this."

"Old man is disrespectful."

"There's nothing noble in this state."

"If you say so, so is it."

Even though gizmas are about to appear, I can afford this. I wonder what this mysterious feeling of security is.

"Don't worry about Koske. Proceed with the recovery of the gizma."

"Eye Mom"

I collected the gizmas one after the other as I watched the gizmas appearing from the woods and the rest of my escort, excluding Sylphie, enter the battle.

"Haah!

Da Nang! Gizma got her head ripped apart with a baldish!

Yeah!

Gerda! Gizma's head was crushed with a long mace!

Gizma! A quick tentacle hits Lord Leonard!

Hmm.

Sir Leonard cut off the tentacles of the gizma in an instant! Lord Leonard's Handkerchief! Gizma got her neck cut off!

Hmm!

Miss Zamir! Critical Hit! Gizma was killed with a spear in his face!

"Whoa!

Schmel's Keys! Gizma became minced. Nande! Minchinande!?

"Shumel, then we can't recover Gizma's body."

Bad, I made a mistake in trying to reduce my strength

With Sir Leonard complaining, Schmel scratches Polypoly's head as he lifts a logged stick.

"Burst, thunder. Lightning"

A dazzling light illuminates the area and an incredible roar sounds. When I thought about it, Isla was throwing lightning from the tip of her cane and kicking multiple gizzards.

Magic wow! Hey, Sylvie! It's magic! Amazing magic!

"This isn't the first time I've seen magic... is it? This is the first time Koske has seen magic properly?"

"That's right! That's the magic I've seen, enough to heal Sylvie's wounds."

That's right. Isla's devastation magic is truly court sorcerer level. It's hard to see. "

Sylphie praised Isla for her small pieces with a face she seemed to be a little good at.

"You know, people say I'm funny, but these people are funnier, right?

At least I can't smash, crush, stab, mince, or electrocute a light tiger-sized bug with a single blow.

"If you train your skills and become familiar with magic, anyone can do this."

"Hmm? Are you sure?"

I think people in this world are far worse off than I am. I'm nothing but a powerless man without craftsmanship and command action.

"It must be a difference in common sense."

Is that what it is? It is difficult to convince them, but they are waving their power under the magic logic explained in their common sense. My ability to use it is not in accordance with all logic, neither my common sense nor their common sense. Is that why I can see it with strange eyes?

"If you have time to think, get on with your work."

"Eye Mom"

It's not like I'm thinking about it right now. That's why I moved the kill zone from corner to corner while being protected by the people who would easily kick the gizma, collecting and circulating the body of the gizma. How many are there? 216. Well, two a day means all the refugees get gizzard meat, so we got 108 days worth of gizzard meat.

"I think Merty would be happy."

"Not only Merti, but the refugees will be happy. Whether or not you have gizzard meat will change your diet a lot."

"That's right, the taste of the soup changes a lot with just meat."

"Gizma meat produces good stock."

Sir Gerda and Sir Leonard will join us in our conversation. Perhaps they're two foodies.

"Thanks to Lord Koske, I can go hunting too. I can repay everyone for what I've been eating for free."

"Leonard's old man just wants to eat something delicious."

"Of course, the meal has never been more delicious... but the Holy King's Numerous Daggers are still missing. The blade is already crushing."

"Kensei, I say not to choose a sword... but there is still a limit. This spear is also terrible."

"Through magic, the sword itself is about to break apart."

Chilla, Sir Leonard and Miss Zamir are sending their eyes to us. Okay, okay.

"Anything big and sturdy is fine."

Whatever they think, they're full of guns as soon as they get back inside. Sylvie, help me!

"You can make it right away, right? Instead of the reward for this guard, you can make it. I want a weapon with a little more reach."

"Yes"

Sylphie was on that side, too. Oh, my God.

"Me too."

Yeah?

Ira pulls the hem of her clothes and leans her neck. Isla doesn't use weapons, does she?

"I want a cane that uses that too."

"Is that it? Ah, is that it... No, I don't know if I can use it with my current equipment, but does a magic wand need special processing or decoration?

"Nh, that's true. I'll pull the drawings next time."

"Oh, please soften your hands. Maybe you can't be too precise."

I don't know if I can get that much precision even if I'm asked for a very elegant design. But, since you can make bolts and nuts, there's plenty of potential to reflect the high-precision design, right? Let's believe it, yeah.

We were greeted with cheer when we came back into the village from the gate. And people and children who aren't part of the defense are screwed up. Whoa, stop it! Who touched my ass?

"Hahaha, that's very popular."

Sylphie laughs happily when she's not screwed up. Don't laugh at me!

"Come on, that's enough to spoil Koske. There's still work to be done."

Sir Leonard will slap his hands and rescue me from the people who surrounded me. Sir Leonard's stock stops in me.

"So I'd like you to make a sword right away."

Stock prices have plummeted. This old man is faithful to his desires.

My spear, please.

"The last thing I want is for you to do it."

I was surrounded by them. There's no escape! Well, it's not a waste.

"Please be a little more specific about what kind of weapon is good. For example, whether it is good to be light and sharp with a single sip of a sword, whether it is good to be heavy and robust, whether it is good to emphasize sharpness, whether it is good to emphasize impact, whether it is good to emphasize penetration, whether it is good to have a straight sword, whether it is good to have a curved blade, whether it is good to have a double blade, whether it is good to have a two-handed sword, whether it is good to have a long sword, or whether it is good to have a short sword."

"Well, you know better than I thought. I like a wide range of swords that are good at slashing and striking. I prefer a single blade."

"I like spears that are good at stabbing. However, it would be helpful if the sword could be cut a little longer."

"I don't care about anything, but I'm not good at building blade muscles. I'd like a strike weapon if I could."

Copy that.

Ask the opinion of the three and open the craft menu of the forgery to see if there is anything that might fit. Yeah, no. I will first remove the steel spear that is already in the inventory and show it to Ms Zamir.

"This is a standard steel spear, but should I have a longer sword?

"Hmm, it's a pretty good spear... but you're right, it's twice as long as this."

"... considering the durability, I think the width of the sword will get wider and heavier."

"I don't mind. It's too light."

Copy that.

Isn't that some sort of shortsword with an unusually long pattern anymore? That's what I'm curious about, but if that's what the person says, I'll try to make it exactly as ordered. Hmm, I think I saw a spear like that in a comic book or something... oh, that's it. Boys and monsters work together to fight powerful monsters in cartoons. A spear that will never kill a monster. Should I make it with that image?

As far as Lord Leonard's sword is concerned, perhaps Falsion will do. Wide, sturdy, heavy and sharp. It's a bit rough, but it's exactly what you asked for, so I'm sure it's okay.

Schmel's weapon has already been determined. A red demon weapon would be a golden stick. A gold crushing bar, to be exact. It is made of total metal and has a lot of bumps and protrusions.

Beast Spear, Falsion, and Gold Shatter Bars were added to the craft menu by creating specific images. Hey, Mr. Beast Spear, it's too straight! Are you okay with this?

Well, don't you ever get angry in this world? No copyright, no shit! Therefore, the items added to the craft menu are selected and created. Do not look at the required cost of gold crushing rods. Hahaha, I guess I'll have to go digging iron again.

"I got it."

Shake the falcion twice, make a beast spear, and a gold crushing rod, and take them out. Each was-- heavy!? Heavy gold crushing stick!? I can't hold this!

Well, it's a sword with a slightly lowly atmosphere, but it's practical.

"Excellent."

"Hahaha! That's good!"

All three smiled with satisfaction as they acquired a new product. No, it's Schmel. Why do you swing that damn heavy gold crushing stick so easily with one hand? If you suck, you have more than 30kg, right? Yeah, but until now, you've been swinging bigger logs... that much room.

Are you still coming, Gizma?

"Well, I don't know. It already seems to be in a state of good health, but as mentioned earlier, it may come again with zorosolo."

Well then, I'd better make a bolt.

"Well, do it. That would be the best way to do it."

The retriever was disbanded, and Sylvie and I went back to the Wall. Me and Silfi stay in the workshop and mass-produce the bolts. Well, Sylvie's just talking about me.

While I reserve a blacksmith's facility for mass production, I will gradually dismantle the body of the gizma in the inventory. That way, we can also retrieve the bolts that were shot by the gizma. Some of them seem to be crushing, so we'll use the forging facility to repair them as well. Sylvie was watching me like that without saying anything in particular. What are you thinking? Because femininity is complicated.

"Silfi"

Yeah?

"What would Silfi's weapon be good for?

"Well... whatever weapon Koske makes me."

"At least decide what type of weapon you want."

I return a bitter smile to Sylvie's answer. Sylphie laughed too.

I see, the blade is still good. Swords are good. "

"Sword."

"Oh, make something that suits me. Yeah, what about the Sims you talked to me about last time?

"Simitter."

Sure, it's the weapon I recommended to Sylvie myself. Beautiful people like Sylvie look good with elegantly decorated shimmers. Wouldn't it be easier to say "sham seal" than "shimmer"?

Well, what a trivial name. However, even if it is usually made of iron or steel, the slender Simiter, who specializes in slashing power, is unlikely to be effective against soldiers with gizmas and armor. Would you like me to make you some mythrills? Ira is trying to make me a wand with a mythrill, and it might be good to try it out.

Let's give it a try.

Make a Shimmer with Mithrill. I want to decorate with jewelry. I would like to make a dagger that is sharp, strong, unbent, and does not bend, and makes the most of the characteristics of mythrills. I like the swordsmanship of the light of the blue moon that matches Sylvie's image.

Mithrill Simiter - Material: Mithrill Ore × 4 Gemstones × 5 Silver Ore × 2 Iron × 2 Steel plate spring × 2 Leather × 1

Oh, let's try it. It appears on the menu, Mithrill Simiter. Then make a craft reservation.

"Long craft time!?

"What's wrong?

"No, if I try to make a special weapon for Sylphie, it's going to take a long time to make it."

"Huh? How long?

"Four hours."

"That's... a long time."

I've been crafting for a long time for Dantons. Incidentally, the second longest one was a gold crushing rod made for Schmel, two and a half minutes.

"What kind of special product did you make?"

"I'm looking forward to it."

If you try to make a sword made of Mithrill, it will take a few months, and if you succeed, it will take years. The Mythrill sword is expensive. If you're going to hold a top-notch craftsman for a long time, it's only natural that it should be expensive.

After this, I was alert until after midnight while retrieving the body of the gizma that was sporadically attacked, but the gizma attack stopped sharply by the time the date changed. The color of the moon that you can see from me is turning yellow sometime.

Looks like we made it through the Gizma raid.