Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari (WN)
Joke Goods
"There was an attack on the vassal vessel of the mirror."I wonder if it's covering my whole body with that constant expansion... I can't guess in the usual way.That habit is terrible, if the opponent can attack us or if they are staggered to another dimension. "
Cheat, your father-in-law went on to say that you're a fraud.
"If you use a substitute with the characters I draw, you can offset that misalignment."That's why you're going to tear your opponent apart. "
"I see. Well, it's a little suspicious that I could have gotten rid of him just because I could."
That's right. According to the story, he was quite an opponent, and it would be tough if it was just this.
Even if you can break through the barrier developed by the red pig body, you won't be able to defeat it by itself.
There's a lot of trouble.
"By the way, if you apply this magic character, you can also make sure that your clothes don't burn because you released a big movie."Just your clothes can't tear open the space, it won't get dirty, and it won't get wet.Ah, if you're like this, you won't be wronged in this world. "
"It looks good on both Filorial clothes, Motoyasu"
That's right! Ho-kun, tell me!
"Ahh! I don't want to! I don't want to tell you anything!"
Ho, you're a fool, aren't you?
”It's not that hard if you just put in magic characters to offset... I wonder if it's not necessary in this world at all?”
"... that's right."
Your father-in-law agreed to Ark's line.
Onee-san is also nodding quietly.
This world is now at peace, so it's a superfluous technology.
"It's a technology that doesn't think about its own division."That's how the Holy Weapon, the Seven Stars Weapon, and the Vassal Vehicle monitor it. "
I wonder if that's going to happen.
What a feeling. The doctors were taught that there were no problems with alchemy.
Ho, it's been a while since you guys came to the village.
”Mmm... I can't distinguish between the food of my brother and Ark-san anymore”
You murmured while eating the dish that Keel served at dinner.
That's right, I'm making it with Naofumi-kun.
"There's a lot of cooking, so I'll come along with you, so it's easy."
After cooking many times, your father-in-law seems to know that he is cooking to his own taste.
"No way! Naofumi-kun and Cat's food is delicious!"
How do you do it? Ho-kun is eating like a beak.
The sound echoed, and you're eating deliciously.
"Rather, you should stop eating around with your story sometimes."
"I think the minimum items are important."Whether it's a story or something. "
"I don't know where the entertainer is, but I think we should stop eating like this, because it makes the surroundings uncomfortable."
Both your father-in-law and Ark gave Ho-kun a glance below freezing, but Ho-kun said where to wipe the wind.
It's delicious, but I miss my wife's cooking
He wants to cook for his wife, who says that Ho-kun has escaped.
"I don't like your wife's seasoning."
What's that taste like?
"Hmm, sometimes things change... there's only one law, and the important thing is fire..."
"There! You don't have to try to reproduce it!"It seems like you'll be able to repaint your precious memories, so please don't do it! "
All he wants is for you to stop, and Ho-kun to pay attention to your father-in-law and to Ark.
Indeed, your father-in-law is very good at reproducing food.
It is easy to reproduce the taste of the store.
Ark seems to be no match for your father-in-law, so I'm sure that if there were both of you, you would recreate your wife's desired seasoning.
"Cut it out, there are times when the birds are not around, so you can study your favorite seasonings so that you can't think of anything but rice, or you can't make your favorite rice if you blaspheme."
Sounds good.
Naofumi-sama, I won't tell you that I forgot about your experiment with Keel without telling you.
Here, I called out to your father-in-law and the ark, who were mischievous.
Because your father-in-law's food is so delicious, your father-in-law has been studying how far he can eat his favorite food on the experimental table.
The goal was to improve your motivation so that you don't eat too much but feel satisfied.
It seems that Keel was chosen as a reward for his personality and unbeatable popular motivation and earnings.
At the same time, there was also an experiment that asked whether the reincarnated person could do such a thing from the information that he was brainwashing in cooking...
In the first few days, there was nothing unusual about Keel, but after a while, Keel gradually became strange, and I began to enter work unusually. When it was time to cook, I started to go to my father-in-law with bloodshot eyes.
At this time, my sister found me and my father-in-law gave up the experiment.
"The food that your brother made just for me was super delicious."
"I've had a hard time indulging you, Keel, because the seasoning has changed and you're persistently complaining to me!"
"NG came out of Raphtalia.However, if birds are troublesome, let's put research in perspective. "
"That's terrible. Oh, yeah. Motoyasu-kun
What is it?
Ho, you called me, so I'm getting closer.
"What? To the extent that Motoyasu said something, your dirty plan for punishment won't disappear."
"Fufu, if you think I'm going to punish you like that, you're making a big mistake."That's about it, Motoyasu-kun.You've been treating me like a filial lately.I've prepared a little thank you. "
Ho-kun spreads his wings and pulls something out of his wings with his beak and places it in front of me.
At first glance, it was a plate that pointed at Filorial's ass.
"She thinks this is a free plate, and you don't know what it is, so I'll tell you."This is it. It hangs on the wall and hooks the lid of the bottle here to open it. ”
And Hojo pointed at the part of Filorial-sama's asshole with the tip of his wing.
"Wow... I'm making amazing joke goods just to harass you..."
"You have the same taste as any other Skatro dad."Is it bad nature to just make it maliciously and give it away?No... it's clearly malicious, isn't it? "
Your father-in-laws are pulling something.
Thank you!
Hojo created and gave me goods that mimic Filorial, so I'll take care of whatever it takes!
The present I received from Master Filorial is my precious treasure.
Yes, Filorial, who likes anything that glows, may present you with precious treasures.
It's a gift for those who are defeating and turning around like the main body of a red pig, so I'll make it a treasure for a lifetime.
No, you know what? This is how you use it, and you have to react angrily or angrily.
"Thank you for making it for me!"
"Wow... it's not ironic at all."It's really funny how the birds react like that. "
"If Motoyasu were to certify as Filorial, it would be ineffective to do anything... I knew it, but I admire the thoroughness everywhere."
Here, onee-san's sister brings a bottle of wine to her father-in-laws.
Recently, your sister seems to be enjoying peace with a reassuring expression rather than having fun every day.
Nao Fumi-chan, let's have a drink together again today!
Even though you're drunk every day, you don't get drunk
Really?
"Onee-san's sister!" Ho, you've made me a Philo Real-like wall hanging bottle opener! "
Huh? Is that so?
Oneechan holds a bottle of wine and unbottles it with a gift from Ho-kun that I put on the wall.
Right before that.
"Here is the Dark Saint Hero--"
Black Thunder entered the cafeteria from behind your sister's sister in search of the alchemy.
It was just at the right time that oneesan unplugged the cup.