Teihen Ryoushu

Episode XXI: Fancy the Hairy Balls!

"and cheeks to..."

I was in mourning as I fished on the coast of Bay Baron territory.

'Cause that's it, huh? I went out to the party to tell you a lot about the good things about Bay Baron territory, but Viscount Snail's guy suddenly fell down and opened up.

When I approached him to cure him with my healing magic, he said to the old butler, "I'm sorry, Master Lise! I'll tell my husband never to throw another party like this again! So forgive me any more! They say things like," I don't know what that means, and the other nobles tried to escape and left, and it was already scattered.

Well, the Duke of Hohenheim is amazing for Alicia and Irina, so I was nicotine, so I guess it's a good idea.

If you whine casually, "I'd like to drink more expensive liquor," the old butler served me some snail secret wine, so the four of us will have fun drinking.

... By the way, while I was intoxicated and uttered, the Duke of Hohenheim, he was very interested in "Demiurgothism," which said, "There is magic for the civilian population”.

You think Irina, who seems to have been the lady there among the Beasts, got a pretty good conversation? I don't know what it is, but I'm glad to hear it.

If me and the friendly guys got along, it's worth going to that party.

- Oh, yeah!

"... Now on the contrary, it would be nice for me to throw a party!

I flashed as I draped my fishing line into the blue sea!

Yes, I didn't have to bother telling you how good Bay Baron territory is! You should have seen the richer territories now with those eyes!

Most nobles will come if you send out invitations with the Duke of Hohenheim in a row.

If you actually see the nature of Bay Baron territory, you can be sure that the negative image will be wiped out! Good should also be passed on to the civilians through the nobility, so that tourists can come full of them!

Okay, then you can't do this!

Let's remodel my house like a castle and surprise the guests ~! There's a castle artisan who just said, 'I've been forced to build more hidden passages for the royal castle, and at the end of the day, he almost got killed by a mouth seal and ran away'!

The landscape of the city can't be beat by the king's capital, and we'll make Bay Baron the best place in the country!

All right, then we're gonna need a ton of wood.

Well for now - try growing about 10,000 trees!

I put a wooden fishing rod on the ground and put my hand on it to activate the restorative magic.

"- constituents, growth, division, regeneration and diffusion - ugh!!!

As a result, the wooden fishing rod is shattered and scattered without a trace - DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO!!! "The Great Tree Sea" was born right in front of me... "

All right, my healing magic has become a lot more convenient too! If it was mass production of plants, it wouldn't be this much of a burden!

- Ever since the people started to worship "The Apostle of God" and so on, I can't stop the rise of magic...!

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"- Ha, ha, hey, come on! We're almost there!

"Oh, head, wait for me!

Men looking like hairy balls were running up the slopes of the hills leading up to Bay Baron territory.

Their name is' The Dwarves'. It is a subracial species, characterized by thick fat and dark body hair.

Originally Dwarves lived in cold zones far south - decades ago the country was raided by humans, and some like them were abducted as slaves.

"Hey head...... glad you got away with this, huh?... and Bay Baron territory and no, even though it is famous as the worst territory that has withered..."

"Shut the fuck up! I don't know what happened, but Snail's bastard's down and the territory's in turmoil. Now's our only chance to escape!... Even if it's hell ahead of us, it's better than the days of being abused by a fucking lord...!

As he climbs the hill diligently, the man, the leader of the Dwarves, looks back at the past.

... they were brought in as slaves, but they were quite treasured everywhere because of their very good iron making skills against their appearance.

The Dwarves were also active in Django territory with large mines and gained trust from their lords at the time.

But - the fate of these Dwarves has changed since the mines in Django territory were ruled by a vicious' dragon 'and the lord died fighting the dragon.

The Dwarves are just incompetent hairballs, more than the iron has barely been removed.

The new lord Snail hated them so much that he had no choice but to keep them because he couldn't let go if he thought of the possibility of a whimsical dragon flying away.

- Regardless, the treatment was the worst. In particular, the leader had complained over and over again about Snail and had broiled more than half of his body with a magical flame.

"Chick, you snail guy... I'll kill you one day... heh!

"Oh... right, your head! That's why I'm going back to Bay Baron territory!

"If we're all together, it would be the worst territory, but we can work it out!

Dwarves inspire each other with words mixed with the dialect of their homeland.

So they climbed through the hills desperately - at that moment,

"-What the... ahhhhhhhh!?

In front of the Dwarves, a 'big city' appeared like nothing I had ever seen -!

It was in the midst of the existence of many huge halls as if they were inhabited by aristocrats, and the splendid castles assembled at high speeds in their centre!

"What, what!? What the fuck!? What is this?

"Ma, the castle in the middle, I can do it every second. What's going on?!?

Dwarves confused by sights that don't make sense.

My head fills with question marks as to where the dead territory Bay Baron has gone and what is that castle that piles up one floor at a time in seconds?

But it's still early to be surprised. That's how a fine macho in a giant dragon came down to them - heh!

"Wow you guys, you're all scratched up! Could it have escaped from some territory?

"Oh, yeah, pe... and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!? Why is the dragon here Yikes!!?

"Oh, this guy's a pet in Bay Baron territory"

"Pet!?

The dwarves tremble before the dragons that sparkled the pitch-black scales.

- Definitely. This guy is the same kind of dragon that took over the mine! I mean, it looks so scary!

"Ah, you, get off him quickly. Pep! He's dangerous.

"It's okay, it's okay because our lord is messing with our brains! When you do, beat up the beef and you'll be great!

Well, more than that, you guys get on board! I'll fly you all the way to the city.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!?

Dwarves pulled by men and put over the heads of Poipois and Dragon.

It was useless to try to resist. Before the steel muscles squeezed to the extreme, they were only helpless hairballs, such as the Dwarves.

"Okay, you're all on board! Then, Dragon, fly towards the city!

"Gghhhhhhh!"

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- The Dwarves were in complete relief as they heard the dragon roar.

Thoughts don't keep up with reality. From the moment I climbed the hill and stepped into Bay Baron territory, all events were as if they were lies.

"Oh... are the oras even dreaming...?

"Oh... it's a dream, it's a dream! Yet - why is the feeling of the wind stroking your beard so realistic?!?

Dropped on the back of a dreaded dragon, the Dwarves had even come directly above the castle if they noticed.

If I looked down, I could see that as many fine machos as the man, the dragon's operator, were working at a human discrete speed.

"Hey, what the heck... he's carrying big stones and trees like balls... duh! That's definitely not human! When did the oras end up in the Land of God?!?

Less confused, one of the Dwarves threw up unlikely paranoia.

But - to that word, a man manipulating a dragon squeaks with pleasure.

"Hih... Hih...! Oh, yeah. We live in a territory ruled by the Messenger of God...

That's how I look at the face of the man who turned around, and the spines of the Dwarves freeze.

Because in the mouth of a man there was a laugh of insane fanatics -!

"Hih!? Hey, what the heck?

"- Our lord has given us all that we have been abused! They wiped out all sorts of pathologies, gave them infinite food, and even let them miss the dreaded dragons!!!

Ignoring the confused Dwarves, he gradually heats up.

Standing undiminished on the back of a dragon, hands wide open and a blissful grin......!

"Thanks to him, our people, who were dying, were able to hold the steel flesh! I was able to stand up to the wizard while being a civilian and get a victory!!!

Oh, that's just the joy of bliss! Thanks to him - thanks to "Lise Baybaron" we were able to grab confidence!!!

It is a complete anomaly.

The appearance of a man roaring with a sprinkle of covetousness was nothing else.

However... the Dwarves could not turn a blind eye to wonder.

Because in both the shining eyes of a man lived a certain 'hope' light at the same time as madness.

Oh...... if this man was right, if a man named Lise Baybaron was a miracle being, would we reach out to ourselves too?

"Hey, don't... the guy named Lise,"

"Lize-like. I'll kill you."

"Hih!? - Well, Master Lise and I... will you help subraces like us?

"Absolutely."

The fine macho man nodded forcefully at the dreaded questioning dwarf.

From the way I answered without hesitation for a second, I could see absolute confidence in Lise.

"Master Lise is a merciful man. Fugitives like you, of course, would be diseased exiles, but they accept me gently.

Yes - that man is just the embodiment of justice! If we keep following that guy, we will never be wrong!!!

"Ooh...!

The Dwarves also begin to have faint hopes for the words of a man unleashed forcefully.

So after this, I'm actually going to be grateful that Lise Baybaron accepted the Dwarves and healed my burned body - so I don't realize at all.

I can't believe a man named Lise is saving people for too shallow a reason to say 'I'll be nice to you!' without justice or shit!!!

Thus - to the thoughtless lord who acted thoughtlessly, once again a thoughtless believer was to be added...!

Exactly hell.