Tensei Shite Inaka de Slowlife wo Okuritai

"Hello! Welcome! It's cheap today! I especially recommend this plump radish! Here, the beautiful madam there! Is this radish as beautiful as your thighs?

In the shopping street on the southern main street, high-pitched voices fly today.

The strong shopkeeper of a vegetable shop that I saw before stopped the woman with her shopping basket on her arm.

Why is the word “plump” included in the words that sell radish?

It doesn't seem to wear a knee-so today, but it seems like a thigh.

"Well, it's such a beautiful thing ... Are you provoking me? My thighs are thinner and more supple! Would you like me with my daikon feet?

At first, she was not sorry and she was a gentle woman who was terrified, but she saw her radish and changed her attitude.

While I didn't like that I was likened to a radish, the woman was so sorry that the shopkeeper pulled it.

And she was proud of her legs, showing her flexible legs from a slit-type dress.

['Ooooooooooooo ]

And the surrounding men see it and cheer.

Oh, there's nothing more than showing off with confidence.

"No, but isn't it like here or this radish?

The white-headed and strong shopkeeper takes another radish while saying such a thing.

"I'm not like! I guess my legs are so thick and distorted! ?

Maybe that owner just wants to look at his legs.

"Oh yes, this supple and fresh radish suits your wife."

It is the slender shopkeeper I saw during this time that broke between the strong shopkeeper and the woman.

"Oh, there are people who know properly-that hair is not bobo! ? Because my legs have no hair!

"What!

A slender shopkeeper who is beaten around and blows away. Unlike the strong shop owner, the shop owner who has a delicate body blew off in an interesting way.

Nevertheless, the guts that defend the radish desperately. As expected, a professional merchant.

"My legs are smooth!

"I went here before, but is it always like this?"

"Well, that's right. If you get caught up, it won't be a good thing.

After passing the vegetable shop, I and Eric buy sweets after meals and walk with me. Like bread sprinkled with sugar. Crispy and delicious.

There are still many shopping streets without interruption.

It is not miscellaneous, it is orderly, and the road is wide and beautiful. Keeping this area clean is likely to be very labor intensive.

I look around and look for something interesting while looking around.

And suddenly, I found a thorny green big thing.

What is it? Has more violent spines than pineapple or durian.

"What is this?"

"No, I don't even know it."

"What can I do?"

"Shut up. It's impossible for me to grasp all the ingredients of the royal capital.

I left it at the unusable Eric and asked the shopkeeper what the ingredients were, but the shopkeeper was busy with other customers.

"I haven't turned on recently. I drop my wallet, my house burns, and when I think my husband's job is decided, it gets crushed and broken.

"It's bad luck. I can only say that I am unlucky. "

"Isn't it? Is that right?

"I prepare such a thing for such a wife."

"What is it?

"Lucky pot! If you have this, your unlucky wife will be lucky. This means you can pick up your wallet and get a new home. Perhaps the aristocrat dropped the wallet and his wife delivered it to the mansion to thank him.

"really! ? How much is it! I will buy it!

"This lucky jar, I would normally do one gold coin"

"That's it. I have such money

"But, for your unlucky wife, let's sell this lucky pot for three silver coins!

"Oh, bought ah ah ah ah!

Poko, this is terrible. Isn't it clearly a scam?

The forgotten woman takes out silver coins from her wallet and receives a lucky pot.

"I'm lucky with this."

A woman holds a jar with a smile without noticing the fraud.

It's just like your precious child.

When I and Eric turn their eyes, the shopkeeper looks here looking bad.

"What the hell is it?"

"No, but a lucky bottle ... and the price is high"

"Is that because it's a jar of three silver coins?"

"Is that so? Isn't he lying?"

When Eric and I stare at each other, the shopkeeper shyly looks away and scratches his head.

"Roughly fraud would cost more. It would be enough if three silver jars make a positive feeling. It's dark and nothing good happens."

So that's it. Certainly, if you cheat, you should be spending a little more money. It's too wasteful to get scammed and caught with about three silver coins.

Although it's a lie, it may be good for that woman.

People with bad luck are often pessimistic and miss opportunities. If you always sink in with a dark feeling and just look down, nothing good can happen.

"Hey, maybe you like that woman?"

"Hey, is that woman a married woman?"

"Uh, noisy. If you're not a customer, go somewhere!"

When Eric and I cool down, the owner turns his face red to his ears and gently drives it away.

"I see. Do you want your favorite people to be happy?"

A woman who starts running with a light footstep as if wings are growing in front of our eyes.

It looked like it was so positive

"Wow ah ah ah ah ah! Poko, there's a good luck pot!

The jar pops out of the hand of a woman who gets caught on her feet and loses balance. It falls on a hard floor and makes a shattering sound that echoes the shopping street.

““ ………… ””

A woman whose face changes from a happy face to the end of the world.

There is a lucky jar that has shattered into pieces. The woman collects the broken pieces so that her luck does not escape.

That woman may be really unlucky. Sometimes it's important to look down.

"Let's go, the owner. If he's that way, he'll be hurt by debris."

The owner ran silently.

Next, how do you make that woman feel positive?

I'm thirsty, so I keep walking with juice in one hand.

There are many butchers, vegetable shops, and few fish shops in this area.

Seafood is often passed on to basic high-end restaurants, royals and nobles, but it still orders enough fish shops around the royal capital.

This is probably because of the magical tool and the other things made by the Queen of Ice.

Would you like to make a cooler for us?

Well, the countryside is cool, and it's good to keep the whole room on ice when it's time. I get angry if I do too much.

Therefore, other shopkeepers are desperate to bargain in order to catch the housewife who came to the fishmonger. Voices like anger echoed here and there, like a war.

At the butcher and vegetable shop, I noticed two girls of the same age as me.

They are twins because they are similar.

"'Um, my mother is sick ... so I want to feed her with elaborate food.'"

Speak together with your voice.

His big eyes are so dark that he seems to cry even now.

When I look at my face, I feel that my complexion is somehow bad.

Surely his mother is not sick and eating bad things.

What did your father do? No, it shouldn't be like that with a father. Surely his father died early.

"But we ... I don't have much money"

"... because my mom can no longer work. I have no dad

"that! Please provide nutritious ingredients with one silver coin earned by two people!

"Oh, that's elephant. It was tough, young ladies. "

"I'm working for my mother. Uncle was impressed "

A butcher and vegetable shop owner sheds tears after hearing the sad story of a young girl.

Then the butcher and vegetable shop owners retract to the back and bring a big basket.

"Let's take it!"

"e? But there is no money to pay for such a large and delicious meat ... "

"I'm good, young lady. I don't need any money. Eat it to your mom soon

Speaking of that, a butcher shopkeeper who forcibly holds the basket.

"Hey, this one too. Fruits to nutritious vegetables. Take it because it contains a lot. Of course I don't need any money. "

"... Eh, but!

"I don't mean my kids don't do anything. You can always rely on your uncles if you are in trouble. "

""Yes! Thank you! ]

"Yeah yeah, kids are best smiled."

The twin girls bowed down and ran out with a smiley basket full of bread.

The shopkeepers give it off with a warm look.

"It's a humanity of the royal city.

"Yes."

Eric and I both looked at the twins with their gentle expressions, shaking their hair and running fine.

"They would be fine if they were so gentle with their mothers."

I nodded silently at Eric's words.

――Then I walked along the street with Eric for a while, and heard a woman who was slowing down at the turn.

"Ran-chan, Rin-chan, could you buy a lot?

"Oh, mom!

The answer is twin girls.

"" Huh? "

Me and Eric's silly voices overlap.

While we couldn't keep up, the twin girls hugged the woman, calling her mom.

"Mom! I got big meat for free today!

"I got lots of vegetables and fruits! Of course free!

Twin girls who say such things with an innocent smile. Why isn't hesitant to say the words of a child without malice? Are you crying if the shop owners are actually listening?

"... Huh? eh? What is your illness?

Eric manages to squeeze the voice.

"Oh, then, why don't we make a steak full of vegetables today? Dad is coming back after a long absence and it's just right. "

"I did it! ]

The twin girl and her mother leave happily.

"... Dad died?

Eric's words, like shit, suddenly came into my ears.

Oh, this guy was pretty impressed, so the impact would be great.

me? I'm, uh ... I'm used to that.

Is this a battle between the royal capital and the shopkeeper? That's horrible.