The 5000-year-old Herbivorous Dragon

"Ah. I don't know if you can do something about it. I'm going to destroy you in this country..."

"You can't just throw yourself away, Mr. Yolo. Because the Lord is not just temporarily in shock right now. The wounds will heal soon."

When I went after him, Mr. Yolo was sitting on the ground in the alley.

I take the liquor bottle out of my nose and do it with Gubi Gubi, and if I see only words and deeds without a fine armor, it is just an innkeeper's alum.

"I don't understand. Why did he get so angry? We just said we were going to kill each other squarely..."

"Remember, not all words and deeds can be cleaned if crowned 'square'."

"No, wait. So you had plans, too? It's during the festival and the show. Was it still rude to fight now without even thinking about their convenience? If you ask me again for a convenient day, there's still enough potential left..."

"I don't think there's any fine dust"

I know this is a long-awaited revenge opportunity for Mr. Yolo, but from God's side, it's a situation where "dangerous and powerful enemies crusaded a long time ago have come back to life to threaten peace". Naturally made into evil.

"But, well, it was true that you knew God."

"What are you talking about now?"

"No. If I said all that, I'd think a normal demon would be angry and raging. But your lord just rots, doesn't he? I was wondering if God knew that personality."

At first I was wary of being the Demon King, but now I know Mr. Yolo is not that violent anymore. If you were a raccoon or a bunch of manipulators, the moment you heard the provocation earlier, you'd start fighting on the spot.

The statement I just made seems like it was because I was grasping Mr. Yolo's character like that.

"Don't insult me too much. We're demon kings, aren't we? Like the mediocre, I don't have any good sense. If you want to get violent, you can always get violent. I didn't do it simply because if my people get busted here right now, a lot of them will die."

"Isn't that what good sense is?

"No. My folks don't care about human life or anything. But if the people of this country die, they lose their followers and the power of God is diminished. If that happens, we cannot fight God with all our might. I will spare you any useless death beyond wanting a full and honorable battle."

Uhm, I roar.

I'm not thinking about annoying people, is that because I prioritize battles?

Though I have the impression that subtracting it seems more thoughtful than Laeko.

"Hey Mr. Yolo. If God doesn't respond to the duel after the festival, what's your Lord going to do?

"That's right...... In the meantime, I'll try to provoke you. Existence. You might want to climb up on the roof of the church and scream," Bar Coverka, now my brother's stronger. If you regret it, come out, hipster, "and slap your ass."

"You're the type to hold on to your roots, Lord."

And then maybe if I did that, the guards would take me as a drunk with suspicious behavior.

I'm talking about Mr. Yolo, so I'm going to go straight to jail without resisting weirdness.

"Anyway, possession means my daughter just now is going to be chosen as a witch. Keep an eye out for the festival so you can get in touch as soon as it's over..."

"Leiko would still be fine, but wouldn't it be a lot worse for a big guy like you to fuck around a little kid?

"Who does things like that? It will boost the style of the champion and give him the grandeur."

"What am I gonna do now, this guy?"

Even if it is not that dangerous as a demon, it is simply dangerous as a suspicious person.

And so Laeko walked into the back alley.

"Dear Evil Dragon. The witch candidate was sent to a nearby church as a lost cause."

"Oh, thank you. Wasn't it making a scene that God possessed you earlier?

"I've seen a few people wander around, but I guess you saw it as just some young wizard bullshit. No one seemed to suspect God."

"Well, you've spoken."

The contents were just the child's ramblings themselves.

"Nevertheless, the prospect of evil dragon is still a boulder. Looks like he was chosen as a witch."

"I wonder if that's because Mr. Yolo happened to be nearby. It's not temporary possession, but whether or not she's actually going to be chosen."

"No. There can be no such thing as an evil dragon-like prospect coming off. I'll be ready to kidnap you at any time after you're officially appointed a witch like this."

"Oh, you're ready, little girl. I'll give you another dime later."

"Phew. Praise Lord Evil Dragon if you praise him. Everything I do is evil dragon's will."

It's like a criminal plan that doesn't accompany my intentions.

Naturally, I tried to protest with half a cry - it was at that moment.

"That's a story you won't listen to."

A voice came down from overhead. And I shook, and there was a multitude of armed men upon the buildings on either side of the alley. Besides, it's not just sloppy.

They all wore ecclesiastical garments.

"Ha. Apparently they followed you from church, little girl."

"No way. I knew it, but I pulled it on purpose."

Bows and arrows and canes are pointed this way, but Leiko and Mr. Yolo are flat. The fuss between the two names because of the culprit.

Meanwhile, of a group unaware of its own crisis, a leader looking single-eyed youth opened his mouth.

"A witch who hears the voice of God is a treasure of our country. Kidnapping it is a word of speech! This is me, the youngest genius Cardinal! I'm the one! On behalf of God, I will wash and purify your sins! Let's not save our heartless souls.

That's it, he peeled off his white eyes and fell.

Mr. Yolo is not surprised. I'm just getting used to it, so I'm not surprised.

"This guy looks the greatest, so I've got him for now"

Laeko, who ran up the alley wall in an instant, was stunning the youth with a knife.