The 5000-year-old Herbivorous Dragon

"Dear Evil Dragon, Evil Dragon. I need to talk to you."

"Hmm...? Is it morning already?

One morning.

As usual, he went wild in the meadows, and Laeko woke me up to sleep in the blast.

"I guess I'm still good for breakfast. I'll sleep a little longer. [M] I have the Lord's food in my luggage, so choose whatever you want."

"No, you're not. Dear Evil Dragon. It's a more serious story. As a matter of fact, I realized that this power does not belong to the evil dragon."

And I shook away all my drowsiness in an instant, and said, "Blah!" and jumped. The momentum was enough to hurt my back a little.

"Ho ho... is that true, Leiko? You finally noticed?

"Yes. Last night in my dream, the journey so far came to mind like a recollection... When I reviewed that objectively, I thought, 'This is crazy.' Master Evil Dragon has always calmly praised me, while I'm the only one acting childishly evil...... I was just really embarrassed"

"Laeko, you noticed so well. I'm really glad."

I slapped Leiko's shoulder in tears. This is the day I've been waiting for. The day when my ordeal will be over and I will return safely to the back of the mountain.

"My assumptions have also caused a great deal of trouble for the Evil Dragon. I'm so sorry."

"No, no, no. It is. I also had a great time traveling with the Lord. Most importantly, it has been my greatest pleasure in 5,000 years for the Lord to realize his own mistake."

"I didn't know you could say that... thank you. I reflect greatly on this mistake, and from now on I'm going to revisit this childish behavior, too."

"Yeah, yeah. I hope so."

Then let's go back to the Lord's village first - and when I was about to say, Leiko slapped Pong on his hand.

"Regarding, I'd like to hear from Mr. Evil Dragon about my proposed behavior improvement."

"Hmm? Oh, yeah. Yeah."

From what I've heard about Liot in the village before, it seems that Leiko was originally a weird kid. I want to take this opportunity to share my common sense because I am personally motivated.

"First of all," The Great Claw of the Dragon King "," The Shadow Twins ", and" The Purgatory of the Evil Dragon "- I'm going to stop screaming my moves names when activating these moves."

"Hmm?"

"Until now I have been activating moves with an emphasis on tension and cool. But this is too childish an idea. Even an instant's gap in the battle against the enemy will kill you."

"Wait a minute."

I can't catch up with my understanding.

"Isn't that too small an improvement? I think there are a lot more things to improve."

Say, "-?

"Eh, too many to come out right away but normal attitude or something...... You'll soon build a useless spark, won't you, Lord?

In the first place, we never crossed the line without a fight. I'd rather you figure out how to shake yourself like you're never gonna fight again than scream your moves name out.

"I see. Until now I've had a series of threatening complaints like 'kill' and 'erase fly' right by the value criterion of 'evil = cool', but you mean review that"

"Yes! No, you're just quick to understand. What about the Lord? That's how you take care of your trouble-free attitude."

"Yes, in the future we shall show it first and foremost in our actions, not in our words. That's what adults do."

"Never."

Nor can I be stopped from being assaulted without a previous warning.

Or it hasn't improved since earlier. Simply proceeded to rationalize the act of rampage. Rather, it may be said that it is becoming malignant.

But Laeko of the day continues his' proposed improvements' unconsciously.

"We must also greatly improve the way we serve the evil dragon in the future."

"You don't have a family to serve, do you? I woke up on my own. Are you still with me?

"Of course it is. Whether you are a family member or not, it is true that I admire the Evil Dragon."

Unconsciously I almost cried a little.

It would be nice if the proposed improvements were full of holes. I know perfectly well that this child is a kind child with proper roots. That would be a good story if I kept an eye on it.

"Until now, I have drowned in my power, not thinking about the will of the evil dragon, but just swinging..."

"Right. If you knew that much, I wouldn't have had enough."

"From now on, he seems to be obedient, and I must be swept away by the evil dragon"

Hmm?

"So when you get to the next person, Master Evil Dragon destroys private homes, attacks residents, and ravages. 'Cause I'm in full panic nearby."

"I don't see any significance in that behavior."

"If you think it's a ritual to make my words and deeds challenging so far"

"Chara, on the contrary, I think we will incur significant additional liabilities"

It's also completely broken as a logic, but before that, there's a bigger flaw.

"For the most part, if I were to go wild in people, I'd be in intensive fire, right? I'm just a lizard, so it's decided to evaporate soon."

"Please don't be modest. If the evil dragon does his best, he must be able to reproduce so much hell in this world that I can panic."

"Uh... Leiko? You've solved the assumptions, haven't you? Am I weak?

"Really?

"You didn't get it there. But remember it properly. I want you to understand that I'm a lizard with no real philosophy."

It was Leiko, who showed me a little trick to think about, but that time was very short.

"But she was a little girl around there. I was able to wake up. Master Evil Dragon must be able to awaken more awesomely. If so, I wonder if there is any problem in seeing it as a de facto evil dragon."

"What is the Lord's overestimation of me?"

"My third eye shows the greatness of the evil dragon. Come on, Evil Dragon, wake up quickly. Your power is indispensable to defeat the Demon King."

"Wait, you said I couldn't do that."

So Laeko smiled invincibly.

"No, Master Evil Dragon. I have a proposal for you. How to wake up the evil dragon and get me very satisfied."

"I only have a bad feeling about it, will you tell me?

And Laeko puts his chest up eh.

"Enjoy this soul of mine -"

"Rejected"

After all, there has been no particular change in our relationship since then.