The Analects of Righteous Father’s Collapse

"Si Niu, Wu Niu, all of you must be good, grow up and take good care of your brother."

Lainan hummed a little song like a toy doll, and gave the two cousins ​​goat milk with a small spoon.

Now that the school is on holiday, Lai Nan took over the job of helping her grandmother to take care of her cousins. She also often learned to look like her grandmother, instilling the thought of taking good care of her brother to the two younger sisters who might not understand.

"Xiao Bao'er, you will like your brother when you grow up."

What Jiang Lainan looked like, "Jiang Liu" recognized it after thinking about it. At this moment, he desperately listened to the other party calling his five girls, silently fantasizing in his heart that all this was a dream.

How could he be born with Jiang Chaonan, how could he become the child of the uncle and aunt like waste.

Even worse, how could he be a girl!

But I don't want to accept it anymore. After listening to the name that people have been talking about for so many days, "Jiang Liu" can only accept the fact that he has become Wu Niu.

But because he is still too young to turn over, he can't feel the difference in his lower body, he can continue to brainwash himself, maybe the five girls are just nicknames, he is still a man.

"Lainan is so good."

The old lady came in and saw that she was feeding goat milk to Si Niu, and taught the two granddaughters to take care of her brother, Lai Nan. She was very relieved and felt that her educational effect for so many years was still very significant.

For example, Lai Nan resolutely runs her education policy, implements her educational philosophy, and puts aside other things. In taking care of her brother, it is the best of all sisters.

The old lady was not stingy enough to praise, because her can certainly urge Lai Nan to continue to progress.

"You have to listen to the second cousin, and take good care of your brother in the future.

The old lady hugged the five girls lying in the cradle thinking about life, picked up another spoon and fed her.

But the old lady feeds, and the "river" vomits.

He felt that it was better to die now.

"Why don't you drink, isn't it hungry?"

Pan Xiuluo was a little puzzled, but Wu Niu turned her head and didn't want to drink milk. Only when Lainan had fed her before, she didn't think about it and put the child back in the cradle.

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"Brother, how are you so powerful?"

A group of small radishes headed down the car with the river flowing, and then walked back to the village from the station.

Today is the day for them to return to the school to get the report form. Because it is a primary school, there are still more double-double exams in the first and second grades, and it is not that there are double-percent scores in the upper grades.

But the river is different, he is more powerful than Shuangbai.

This year’s final exam for mathematics, the math teacher added an additional question to the test paper after returning to study. Because it is an Olympiad question, the difficulty is equivalent to the mathematics level of the fourth grade. For the entire second grade, only Jiang Liu made it, so his Mathematics score is 110 points, plus the same perfect language, the total score is the first in the year.

The younger brothers are envious of it, especially the younger brothers who are in the same class. When the report form was taken today, the math teacher spent almost half an hour on the schedule.

And because of the good grades, Jiang Liu also received the certificate of outstanding students. The certificate of gold is bright, and there are many red flowers on it. It must be very impressive on the wall at home.

There are also three pencils for the first prize, which are Chinese brands, so they look good.

"Of course, otherwise how can I be your boss."

Jiang Liu lifted his chin and walked to show the style of the king. It seemed that he did not feel that he had won a group of radishes with his own top mathematician's ability.

"Boss, I failed the exam this time, can I not call you boss."

A fourth-year boy snotted his nose, followed his eyes with red eyes, and asked Ai Ai to Jiangliu with two test papers.

Why is he so stupid? Boss took 110 in mathematics. He didn't even have half of his boss.

"It's like the rules, but it doesn't matter. In the winter vacation, I honestly finished the winter vacation homework. When the time comes, I will change it for you. If you can pass the first test of the school, I will still be your elder brother!"

The fourth-year boy was particularly big, and Jiang Liu, who was two years younger than him, stood on tiptoe to barely reach his shoulder.

"Good boss!"

Feeling the kind comfort of the boss, the big guy was so excited that he only felt that he was squatting, so that the boss could pat his shoulder better.

Scheming bitch!

Although this term is not yet available this year, the youngest brothers present looked at this big guy who was paid special attention to by the river, and the first reaction in their hearts was a similar idea.

Especially those who did not pass the exam this time and were annoyed that they never thought of this trick. Otherwise, it would be them who can get the chance to be taught by the boss himself.

Everyone knows how generous the boss is, and how friendly the elders are, especially when the winter holiday is nearing the Chinese New Year. There must be a lot of new years in the old people. In this way, why not excuse me to go to the old people often.

In this way, sour plum powder, fruit peel, toffee chocolate... countless snacks can be eaten in the stomach.

Missed!

A group of little brothers gritted their teeth and wished to kill the big guy with their eyes.

"Boss, goodbye, Boss go!"

Jiangliu’s home was not far from the entrance of the village, so he was the first to arrive at the house. Before the division, a group of loyal young brothers did not forget to bow deeply to the boss, and sincerely watched the boss enter the door.

"puff--"

After the Chinese New Year, it was difficult to go home and rest for a few days, so Jiang Jianjun, who had just got up in bed and was about to brush his teeth in the yard, saw this scene as a military act. Came out.

What is the situation!

Jiang Jianjun was a little puzzled.

If he remembered correctly, the last time he went home, he also found that the bear children in the village united to fool his cubs. How can he change his attitude now and become respectful.

Jiang Jianjun rubbed his eyes. Was he sleeping too long, all sleepless?

"dad!"

Jiang Liu's crisp cry made Jiang Jianjun realize that this was not a dream, and he didn't sleep. What he saw just now happened.

"How, how—"

Jiang Jianjun opened his mouth wide, so why didn't he come by?

"Dad, final exam results."

Jiang Liu took out two test papers casually and handed them to Jiang Jianjun at will. The certificate he received was the one sandwiched between the two test papers.

"110 points, when will the full score become 110?"

Jiang Jianjun was originally holding a water cup and toothbrush. After taking the test paper with one hand and reading the score above, he suddenly panicked. He dared not hold the water cup and toothbrush anymore, fearing that the test paper would get wet. .

"Full and full marks!"

The surprise came too suddenly. Jiang Jianjun couldn't remember how many points his son took in the last final exam, but he remembered that the score was not good.

He just didn’t care about his son’s test scores. In his view, reading is the function of literacy. He had thought about it for a long time. If his son wouldn’t study, he would take him out after his junior high school graduation and let him take over. Own small business.

But it’s one thing not to pay attention, and it’s another thing that my son is happy with the high score.

"There are certificates of merit, excellent students, eh, oh yo!"

Jiang Jianjun looked at the lines on the certificate, and he was not so happy when he first made money.

"Dad, I also got a perfect score."

Today, my sisters and brothers were supposed to go to school together, but Jiang Lainan was a little uncomfortable when she got up in the morning. I just asked my sister Jiang Shengnan to help her get the final transcripts. However, Jiang Shengnan’s class teacher stayed at the end of the period for a long time, plus She also had to help the second sister get the score report, so she spent longer in school.

She was a shuttle bus later than Jiang Liu. When she came back, she happened to see her dad holding his brother's test paper.

This made Jiang Shengnan a little jealous. It seems that Dad has never been so happy because of her perfect score.

"All right, all right."

Jiang Jianjun took out his pocket and grabbed a handful of change in Jiang Shengnan's hands: "Buy whatever you like."

For his few children, he never skimped on this pocket money.

But even when he paid the money, Jiang Jianjun's eyes never left his son Jiangliu's test paper.

"Dad, you are partial!"

Jiang Shengnan pursed his mouth, twisted the test paper in his hand, and then rushed into the room, seeing that the second sister and grandma who were feeding the baby in the dorm room didn't even say hello.

Seeing this, Jiangliu followed.

"what happened?"

The old lady felt inexplicable and looked at the grandchildren who had disappeared in the living room like a gust of wind and sighed in doubt.

"Mom, your grandson, my son took a perfect score."

Jiang Jianjun's eyes were full of his son's examination of full marks and a certificate of honor. As for the three girls who just said he was partial, he thought it would be good to buy some food at that time.

Besides, is it wrong that he is partial to his son? He didn’t treat this girl badly. Jiang Jianjun still felt that the three girls had to change their bad temper, and they didn’t think they were doing anything wrong at all.

"Really!"

Sure enough, as soon as he said, Pan Xiuluo was also distracted.

"Hurry and take me to see."

Pan Xiuluo looked at the full score paper and the certificate paper: "My good treasure, you gave our old Jiang family Guangzong Yaozu, hurry up, find someone to frame this certificate, where can I hang it, here, or there ."

The mother and the child discussed where to hang the certificate. As for the episode just now, they were completely left behind.

But when I heard the "stream" of this dialogue, I was puzzled.

Did he even take the Shuangbai exam when he was a kid?

Why didn't he know that he used to be so good?