The Beast’s Blood Boils

1. I, RI, lost my way. My super invincible and handsome flamingo family's most outstanding genius for tens of thousands of years has actually lost my way...

KAO, what's the matter? I just went to the sea on a whim. The guy who gave birth without PIYAN messed up the magnetic field. If it wasn't for my physical strength, I almost fell into the sea to become a specimen...

Take a breath first! I lay on the tree and gestured to the sky with my middle finger! What is a genius? Not only to have a handsome appearance, but also to be lucky! This is very important!

2. A large mountain beam, one green and one red on the plain below, just like a Lai dysentery. Although I don’t know what the hell it is, but the food is OK, it’s big enough and fat enough, but it’s a bit ugly. Nearby There is a big guy on the mountain, I can feel it, the breath is still strong, I will go to see tomorrow...I don't know how that guy tastes?

3. I-KAO, that guy is bigger than me, but he looks really boring, just like a super wild boar with a narrow neck.

Me: "What are you? Race, age, gender, hobbies, specialties...';

The Frost Dragon tremblingly swallowed a big mouthful of water:'; Gulong...';

Me:'Gulong? RI, you actually call yourself a dragon, thinking I have never seen a dragon in my country?';

Frost Dragon:'Woo...';

Me:'Forget it, forget it, just treat it as you are, robbery! Give me all the good things quickly!';

The Frost Dragon turned around and went back, and after a while he took out a large piece of fresh frozen meat...with a thin layer of ice stubble on it.

Me:'KAO, winking, knowing that I am upset now, I want to eat something cold!';

Frost Dragon:'; ...';

Me:'Well, it tastes good! I said you, you are so ugly, why did you come out?';

Frost Dragon:'; Roar...';

What are you talking about? I am dissatisfied with how ugly you are? I really want to choke it to death. If it's not for the sake of frozen meat! Forget it, let's get the news.

I speak Chinese.... What? Shaking my head? I don’t understand? You’re going to die! You don’t even know Chinese, and you’re still messing around? Let’s find an egg to kill you! What about English? I don’t understand? Have studied! German? French? Italian? You should know the same thing, right? Or not? I KAO! How can I meet you such a pig head plus three levels? Fan you a few big ears first! Japanese beasts Do you understand? KAO! Do you dare to say that you understand, I will make you ham now! Don’t understand? I count you as acquaintance! It’s so depressing to find out where the idea of ​​this is.

4. I am lonely and bored, I have no appetite, sleep...I will dream for a while. In the dream, a few very beautiful female cranes dance around me, so elegant.

5. I was in a daze today, and someone called me with spiritism. I thought the organization came to pick me up, so excited I flew over.

I looked at the chick in front of me very suspiciously:'; chick, you call me? You look like a beautiful woman... how do you understand my language? What can I do?';

Daisilon: "Stop talking nonsense! My fairy dragon Daisy orders you to kill the poisonous python below...";

Dragon again? Fairy dragon? The name is straightforward! Not modest at all! I like it! The tone of speech is actually super stinky! Has character!

I murmured, what's the matter? Why are the dragons here so weird? A bit powerful, long, fat and ugly, and if it’s more beautiful, it will float around. I can’t even deal with a long worm. It really follows her name. Matching'; to die'; although I am very dissatisfied with her incomparable ass attitude...but because of the beauty of the chick,

';Uh.....'; I was full, and I burped comfortably. Suddenly a little guy fell on me, very, very small, like a hairball, making me Surprisingly, this hair ball has the breath of an old dragon from his hometown. Although he knows that the old dragon is extremely lustful, he dares to play with anything. Children are also born of all kinds. I really didn't expect some of them to whip such a small animal. Which old-perverted-state did it? Why didn’t he die?. I took a bite. But thinking that the old dragon would make the little brother small and small, I laughed and cramped, hahahaha .

This little hairy ball has good qualities and helped me catch lice. I don't know what the little hairy ball has made, so that I can share it with it or my soul!

Guoguo? This name is so cute! This is a fate arranged by God! I was thrilled!

Me:'Guoguo, okay to be my godson!';

Guoguo lit his head vigorously, and I touched its little head, and said with emotion,'What a nice boy!';

At this time, Guoguo stretched out two small paws at me, her small mouth was puckered high, and her small eyes gurgled around...what is this for? I suddenly understood that this is a godson It's a meeting ceremony! Good deed, it's incredible, promising!

I laughed and put the snake ball and snake gall that I just peeled into the hands of my good son. Guoguo is not welcome, and immediately laughed! Then the two small eyes stared at the Daislong floating in the air!

Wow game! Such a tiny little kid is beginning to be conscious? My head spins around.....It's really a descendant of the old color dragon...I am not a little ambitious, really fucking promising!

I coughed embarrassingly, and said softly: "My dear son, you are still young now, ah... this... let's talk about it later, OK?';

Guoguo's head was swaying like a wave, and Xiaodou's eyes were filled with tears, just like how wronged he was!

I can't help but roll my eyes... this little guy is really lustful, not even buying my father's account!

There is no other way, but Guoguo's young mind was destroyed when he came up. Doesn't it also appear that my dad is too incapable? This is definitely not good!

I turned my head to Daisilon, and said in a polite and polite tone as much as possible:'Miss Daisy, please forgive me for being presumptuous, my son obviously has a very good impression of you...Can you consider staying with me in the future? My son? Of course I know this request is a bit too abrupt for you...';

When Daislong heard it, her face was sluggish, then her face was flushed, and her eyes were obviously ignited with anger'; boring... I didn't expect you to be so nasty! Huh... I order you to disappear immediately. !';

Damn, I'm nasty? Lao Tzu, I've always been gentle and elegant. A famous high-ranking figure in the Far East Continent... actually was scolded and nasty in this tattered ghost place? It's the opposite!

My face sank'; Miss Daisy, I advise you to think carefully, my son is still very young, you don’t have to worry about other things, you just need to play the role of a big sister. I have done a good job. , You'd better not refuse me! Sometimes I have a bad temper!';

Daisilon had an incredible expression:';You actually defy my orders?! Threatening me? Impossible, I summoned you with a psychic call, you can only obey my orders unconditionally!';

';Oh?'; I hit a Hatcher'; I forgot to tell you, the psychic summon you used to me seems to be a bit flawed... If the user's ability is not as good as the summoned person, then the summoned person As long as he has the ability of the mind contract, he can resist the caller. If the mind contract ability of the summoned person is strong enough, he can in turn control all the behaviors of the caller, even his thoughts!...Unfortunately, it is against you. Say that my ability is just strong enough! I once again advise you not to try to challenge my patience and majesty! Miss Daisy! I can turn you into a complete puppet at any time! But I did not do this, I think you should feel It's my sincerity! And I can promise you, as long as my son wants you to leave, I will never stop!';

Daislong's face suddenly turned pale, and he stammered:'This...this can't...No one has ever told me that such a thing has happened';

I said lightly:'In fact, you should understand... as long as you think about it carefully. Or do you want me to directly control you to completely dispel your doubts?';

Daislong's face changed constantly, and she suddenly exclaimed, "Ah..."; then she flew to my son's side with her head down and didn't say a word anymore. I guess she's a stomachache!

I like smart people, and I have said so many words so much. If she still doesn't understand her shit soul call, she has no ability to restrain me. She really wanted an egg to kill!

Why didn't anyone tell her that there was such a thing? Which fool would hit his own mouth? As for the puppets, let alone those who have lost their thoughts, can they still say this?

I patted Guoguo's little head:'Good son, get it done!';

Guoguo's face was full of flowers, and she was in a mess of joy!

Unexpectedly, there is a pig head godfather in this hair ball...that is the aura, yes. The descendants of the old dragon multiply and change really strangely.

What makes me a little bit angry is that this little guy went up and honored his pig-head godfather with the snake ball and snake courage I just gave him!

Guoguo’s pig head godfather is obviously the leader of the group of people behind. The group of people is very complicated and resembles a zoo. There are actually some races from my hometown, which is a bit interesting. Go back and ask what happened. child.

6. I know what this place is. I'm a thousand miles away from home... and then fly back? Forget it, I almost hiccup when I came here, I'm not stupid, let's take the long view. I didn’t pay attention to this Feilengcui before. Now when I look inside, the scenery is beautiful and there is really a bit of artistic conception. I really like this place, but if there is another piece of ancient pine, it will be perfect! Besides, I also know My godson’s pig-headed father is now in difficulties. He can’t just leave and he can’t just leave. How can he support and support. In this way, whenever he goes back, he can explain to the old guys in the clan. That’s it. Old Selong knows XXOO, and no one can find anything. This time I helped their descendants to lay a large territory in the new world, and I must hit them hard when I look back! Yes, I need the illustrated book'; Ruyi The secret technique in the golden gun room';! I have been coveting that book for a long time...

7. I found that the people in Feilengcui are quite temperamental to me. Today, my godson’s pig-headed father also got a large pool of alcohol and let me take a good bath, and all the lice on my body were gone. I'm looking for a photo on the surface, I-KAO, I'm so handsome and crazy!

Ningyu:'As expected to be the Bolangsha Flamingo of our Yunqin Continent, it is really beautiful';

Me:';beautiful lady, you can call my name Aurora, I think I can take you to swim in the blue sky, don't know if I have this honor?';

This pig-headed Liu really has a way. He actually cheated and abducted several beauties, but I still admire this little clam girl the most. For me, a woman is still from my hometown! I suddenly found out that I was very nostalgic.

I am so deep and connotative.

8. The people in Feilengcui are busy these days, but I have nothing to do. I really want to find something to do now.

Me:';Little snail, how about I help you fan the stove?';

Snail Yang:'Uncle Flamingo, please forgive me, fan your wings, our stove will fly away!';

The dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know good people!

9. Today, the thief who laughed at the pig's head came to me, and I knew it was bubbling again!

Zhutou Liu:'Brother Huohe, I want to form an air cavalry, and I need to get some mounts. You can go together and help.';

Me:'; what to catch?';

Pighead Liu:'Newton's giant bird';

Me:';The giant bird called Newton? Very huge?';

Piggy Liu:'Not only is it huge, it's also a bird!';

To die, there is no daring';very bird'; bird in front of me? But I decided to follow it and have a look. The key is';big bird'; this name sounds very uncomfortable to me!

Come on, comrades, you must be careful when you choose a name, as names can sometimes cause trouble!

10. My godson is the most restless. He walked halfway and let me wander around with him. Hey, go, who made my heart too soft?

Me:'Guoguo, have you seen anything fun?';

Guoguo:'; a beautiful parrot!';

Me:';Shall we grab it as a mount for you? My Guoguo is also an empty ride!';

Guoguo nodded in excitement, hehe, I'm going to be relieved. Of course, this can't be said clearly, it will make my godson sad!

Parrot:'KAO, I protest!';

Me:'; The protest is invalid, good son, beat it!';

Small thing, it’s your blessing for my son to sit on you, and you dare to chirp, you don’t know why the flowers are so red if you don’t beat you up!

Later, I saw that Newtonian giant bird, hahaha, what giant bird, not a bird at all, sloppy, and there were a few who dared to spit on me, and I burned them into roast duck on the spot. Other scared farts rushed. Flew away. In the end, the pig head and my godson kidnapped a bunch of young birds down the mountain. They stood there and waited for the rabbits. They caught dozens of them at once. They had the brain and the means. But my strength was basically not vented, and I was a little depressed. Later, we went to the border checkpoint together to stop by, and we found that all the people inside were dead...Looking at the expression of the pig head, I knew that there was business work this time, and I wanted to vent it!

11. Deployment before the war Before the war, Daislong actually became the commander-in-chief?! My son's nanny is out of his head! Seeing a group of people gearing up and excited, they are all kicked by a donkey!

I was a little angry:'Desiron, you actually didn't let me play forward, WHY? GIVE ME A REASON!';

Daisilon stammered and said:'No...ah no...that's it...';

Zhutou Liu:'Don't be angry, Brother Huohe, you are a super strong, how can such a trivial opponent let you rush to the front? We can't do this, this is an insult to you..... ';

In any case, this pig head sounds very comfortable to me. I wear all kinds of things, but House doesn’t wear fart! Anyway, it’s just some small fish. Let them play. I’m ready to watch the show. Even though I think so, I’m still cruel. Ate a lot of milk Qilin. I sincerely wish that pig head was beaten into a pig head, even though he is already a pig head.

12. Today’s game was very lively. The pig’s head really has a few brushes. The opponent who charged and killed was turned upside down. I really appreciate it. This kind of open and closed style of play makes me excited!

Me:'Brother Liu, your hand-to-hand style of play is very imposing, I like it!';

Dutou Liu:'; Campas, it is my honour to get your praise!'; This dude is really good at talking, and I like him more and more!

It’s a pity that Lao Lao was spotted as a briquettes. It seems that the human magicians here are still a little capable, and even I can’t play this magic. The SB enemies actually charge in front of me. It’s too bad for me. I just vomited a little bit of fire...GAME OVER.

I almost forgot, I actually went through the tunnel today, and the journey of life is really full of surprises...

13. This group of guys play mahjong. They actually nicknamed me when they were full. It means I'm very similar to that. Even my godson Guoguo bluffs. That’s right! The engraved on it is obviously a grass chicken! I suffocated my stomach and went out to kill the Star Forest. I caught a few griffins and squatted, letting out my breath first. When I stopped, Those guys are already swollen and swollen. I promise no one can recognize what those guys are.

Me:'; Say I am a grass chicken! Say it a thousand times!';

Griffin:'No...no...not dare';

I threatened fiercely:'; Hurry up, or you will become a roast duck! If you don't want to die, hurry up and tell me!';

Griffin:'You...you are...you are a grass chicken';

I, Kao, rebelled, and dare to say that I am a grass chicken! An ear scraper slapped the guy's face, and then another fat beating!

Griffin:'; forgive me, yes, it's your lord you want me to say that, I... I... dare not, I... I know... I am a grass chicken and I am a grass chicken ';

Kao, this guy really owes you a beating! He doesn't even know what to say if he doesn't beat him up! He deserves it!

Beating can inspire wisdom and calm anger! I have always believed in this, and today I have undoubtedly verified my views!

I feel much better now

14. Can't stand it, can't stand it~!

My son’s nanny Desslon actually brought another female dragon named Jorna?!

It is said that...Forget it, there is nothing to mention about this mess. Anyway, I still want to make a cheap pig head Liu's old skinny!

I heard from the elders that marriage is a debt owed in the previous life, and it will be paid in this life.....?

So I made the following inference...

Little Fox’s previous life QP QP Dutou Liu’s previous life...so...

The last life of the little clam girl was MJ and the last life of Dutou Liu...so...

The last life of the little mermaid QJ was the last life of Liu Dutou...so...

I, Kao!...What did Dutou Liu do in his previous life? It's too bad, right?

As for what happened to these two little female dragons in their previous lives and pig head Liu in their previous lives, I really don't feel in the mood to think about it anymore...

Depressed! What was my last life? Why didn't I meet a debtor?

RI, you're a marriage plan! I must have been a dull fool in my last life! It made me so boring in my life!

15. The atmosphere is quite depressing these days, and it is said that a large number of enemies will come over to make trouble. Wow, I am so excited that I can’t fall asleep! I wandered out at night, but Himaao didn’t sleep, my soulmate!

';Little hippo, why are you still up to sleep? Why? Something in your mind?'; I just picked a narration.

O'Neill:'Look at the shampoo tonight's shampoo exudes a hazy light, just like the eyes of a girl when she is emotional...';

Kao, the donkey's head is wrong, this guy's brain is flooded again!

16.. There is nothing more boring in this world than waiting. Those who come to make troubles are not dedicated to their work, which makes me wait to panic... I almost want to fly over and pull them all over...speed speed!

Dutou Liu was also impatient to wait, so he asked people to play mahjong together...

Zhutou Liu:'Wow, Brother Huohe, come and see, God listens to thirteen! Campas!';

I rolled my eyes:'; I think you are still hitting a gangster, why nine?';

Zhutou Liu:'Cut, you are Mahjong Xiaobai at first sight, I don't want to tell you anymore!';

Cut, don’t listen to the old man’s words! I’ve already replaced all of them with a loaf, thirteen? Do you want to take a look? Pig head three, four, five!

We waited so hard, and those guys finally arrived dangling.

Comrades, the work has started, and I have taken the lead!

Unexpectedly, I actually got the color. I-KAO, first when I packed up a few straw bags, I inexplicably hit an arrow. That thing can actually penetrate my fire crystal feather shield! The toxins quenched on it actually made me feel dizzy! What a hell, my ancestor who eats poison has actually been poisoned one day! Later, I met a dragon and a flying horse, ah, ah, there are so many birds and dragons in this place!

Golden Dragon:';The big bird in front, you have been poisoned, it won't last long, so you should surrender! Then we can consider forgiving you for not dying!';

Pegasus:'surrender and surrender!';

My Kao, the two meat buns are so arrogant?'; surrender your mother's size! Even if you two meat buns dare to say this to me? Grandpa, even if I get poisoned, I will beat you two all over the floor! Bah! ';

Golden Dragon: "There is a way to heaven, you don’t go, and there is no way to hell, you just cast yourself! Then you can’t blame us! Go!";

Pegasus:'You charge, I will cover!';

At first glance, there are two JIAN goods, and then despise them!

After a hand-to-hand fight, I actually suffered a small loss! KAO, the days are not going to pass, and the two meat buns can also let me eat? I shot out all the flame feathers in a rage I made them into two big shuttlecocks directly. But although I was a little embarrassed this time, I found one advantage. After the hair is gone, I don’t have the same feeling as before. My body is so cool, I can’t tell. Comfortable! I finally understand why so many people like to be naked! Yeah!

17. I-KAO, the hair is growing up again, I haven't enjoyed it yet! It's a coincidence that the golden meat wrapped dragon is here again today, and it is going to be singled out! Haha, really old birthday star eats arsenic, I don't know whether to live or die! No nonsense, I just took off my clothes! COME ON, SB! The feeling of taking off my clothes and fighting is really good! I LOVE THIS GAME!

Roubao Golden Dragon:'KAO, you ran naked yesterday and today! You are addicted! You take me as your clothes stand again, I can't stand you anymore!';

I didn't bother to take care of this idiot. I flew forward with a left hook and right hook. The people who provoke me are in danger!

Today I was so excited and fulfilling!

18. It’s so tiring to clean the battlefield. I was dizzy when I watched the pile of mouse-like people running around, but the pig’s head was so excited, his mouth was still awkward:'; burn, burn, burn, scratch, Catch, catch, throw, throw, throw'; what kind of virtue? Try it for you to carry me?

19. The fleeting year is unfavorable. After cleaning up the gangsters that led the trouble, I found that Zhutou Liu’s third wife had been kidnapped back to the sea floor of Xiya! Zhutou Liu directly severed his arm to chase the murderer! It’s a man! I wanted to follow, but When I want to go to the bottom of the sea, there is so much more water than in the pool where I bathe...I can't play a role, so forget it. I believe them, Dutou Liu, Guoguo, and the one just harvested The ring spirit...enough to kill the fish and shrimps in the sea of ​​Xiya! In fact, I believe that the Jingguan God will cover a few of them, the sitcom that Jingguan God is performing in the heavens'; boiling The pig’s head’; it was created based on them. Now the big theaters in the heavens are like a market, and the audience has received rave reviews. At this time, Jingguan’s reputation is so famous that the number of people scared to death is counted to leg cramps. He absolutely does not allow this pig’s head to hang Dropped!

Amen! Hey, why did the lady faint? Everyone stopped! I'm here for first aid! Chest compression! Artificial respiration! My first kiss! Saving someone is important. If I suffer a loss, I will suffer a loss, and now I don’t care. You have been on so much! How do you say it? Saving a life is better than building a seventh-level float! I think I am a living Lei Feng...

20. My son called me, they are now ashore and are in trouble! The opportunity to show is here! Take a big guillotine and get ready to go! I like trouble!

Daislong:'I will go together!';

Ruoerna:'I will go too!';

Ningyu:'; I must go this time!';

Me:'Who else?';

Hippopotamus:'I want to go too, no matter whether on land or underwater, I will never move forward!';

Kao, this dead hippopotamus, is so fat that I have to fly him on his back? I really want to cut off his chicken right now!

Ningyu:';Everyone quickly prepare weapons, as long as you use them, bring them! Bring the little pig!';

Daisilon:'Mahjong, take mahjong, the 4 of us just played a few laps on the road!';

Ruoerna:'Good! Good!';

Really lost, this pair of clubs is still in the mood to play mahjong, really has a personality!

I have completely become a heavy transport plane...there are one after another'; I eat... wait for this one I touch...'; I took off hard in the noise.

21. Wow, I won the jackpot, and there are two big weird snakes. One of them has 9 necks. It's strange, why don't you have enough heads? ... Regardless of it, saliva ING, snake brain snake meat ..... Let me do the math, steam, stew, fry, stew, and fry, eat whatever you want! KAO, I forgot to bring the ice beads from the storage room, I felt sorry for the knife in my hand , Otherwise you can just eat iceberg raw snake slices! Obviously, the two fat snakes found that the situation is very bad.....Let me threaten them again, make them nervous, the better! When nervous, blood flow increases. Muscle contraction...This way the raw snakes taste more delicious and crispy!

Cut, two stupid snakes are actually negotiating terms with Dutou Liu, a pair of clubs! Waiting to die!

Sure enough, when he turned around, Pighead Liu suggested that he did it. I am not interested in the half-dead, let it be for others to play. I just rushed over to the more complete one called what kind of grace, hey, shit, magic hair It's pretty fast, ready to fight a magic war with me? Dreaming, you!

Grien:'KAO, you don't follow the rules! Illegal use of metal weapons! How can you fight with a knife like a gangster? What kind of bird are you? I'm going to the Disciplinary Inspection Commission to sue you!';

Me:'; Lao Tzu's rules are what Lao Tzu said is a rule and what is a rule! Sue me? Go to hell you! My dad has been the secretary of the Central Discipline Inspection Commission for thousands of years!'; I cut him with a single claw If it's gone, Zama turned around and I'll do another one! My knife skills are like flowing water and silver, so handsome, popular with thousands of girls!

'Wow, there is a kind of game, even a claw can be played empty-handed?';

'; Take the face and take the knife? Wow... Have a personality! Like one!';

'Cooperate, stretch out your little dick and let me play a single-handed spear!';

I'm on Xing's head, this guy actually signed a contract with that big white meat bug?...%....$....#..

Grien:'; STOP! STOP! Don't fight, don't fight, I'm already on your side now! I won't beat my own!';

Me:'KAO, you are too WC, you can run away if you can't beat me? A little bit spine, can't you? Your boy defected too fast! I crossed your mother's circle!';

Grein rolled his eyes: "Flee? Where to escape? How to escape? You treat me as an idiot!';

I originally liked smart people, but once I finally discovered that idiots are actually the cutest people in the world!

Xie Cai.... My snake is alive and eaten, and a huge sense of loss is surging like a tide... I am in a bad mood now!

Comrades, I don’t know if you have any such experience. I finally hung up a nice horse and was about to go to the chuang. After all my clothes were taken off, I realized that she was actually the wife of some of your relative’s best friends... I am now This is the feeling!

When the sea clan clubs arrived at night, I no longer had any passion, just play magic. A few birdmen who left the battlefield privately were slaughtered by me!'; There is no rule, kill clean'; I am vicious He took a bite of those corpses...

I had a very ups and downs today...

22. They secretly called me "Rogue Crane"; I know they are jealous of me, that's absolutely certain! I'm just a little handsomer than them, a little more noble than them, and a little more elegant than them. A little bit, magic is a little stronger than them, is the sword a little bit more advanced than them. Alas...the world is better than the others, and the others are not. A group of lay people don’t bother to care about them. Yu Sui! I want to stick to the road and be a model of personality and maverick! Yeah!

23. The two-day tour of Xiya Island is over... To say that the Xiya Sea Clan is really good, generous and hospitable! Although the way they invited us was a little brutal, they let us come at our own expense. There was still a little friction, but did you all see the result... They sent delicious foods and organized the fellow villagers to be afraid that we were bored and sent a batch of sandbags for us to practice punches and kicks. The sandbags were all beaten. It's gone, people didn't complain at all! After playing, the cruise ship that sent jewels and arranged to go back, even the king had to follow us back to the port... I was really touched by the post, I patted the king on the shoulder and said:'Everyone is a family, you are welcome, please come and please go, just so, I come once every month at the end of the month, everyone is so lively!'; that mermaid Looking at me with tears and tears, my whole body trembled. Where can I find such a real person these days? I couldn't help but feel a bit more emotional.

'Pantou, you go and prepare a fishing rod for me, and I will go fishing on the way back'; it is a rare opportunity to try the fun of sea fishing.

Fei Gao scratched his big fat head:';What is a fishing rod?';

I:'; I really lost, I don't even know a fishing rod, I don't have any common sense of life! You can find me a slender wooden stick!';

Well, let alone, the feeling of riding a boat is really good. Looking at the sky and the sea, the waves are rolling around, and the seagulls chasing behind me... I stand on the bow, close my eyes, stretch my wings, and feel all this with my heart... If there is a beautiful woman holding my waist at this time, it would be perfect, I secretly thought.

'; Fathead fish, where's my rod? Bring it to me...';

'; here comes'; non-higher trot and ran over.

I was stunned at the fishing rod that Fathead Fish handed me'; I, Kao, did you take down the girder of whose house? Wouldn't I be laughed at when I used this as a fishing rod?';

Fei Gao:'; You only said that you want a slender stick, I think this is just right.....';

'; Forget it, forget it, I'm too lazy to take care of your mallet!'; I waved impatiently, and opened my throat and shouted'; Little hippo, come here';

The hippopotamus ran over and said with a hippie smile, "What is the command of the elder?";

I pointed to the beam in the hands of Fathead Fish and said:'Go, cut this for me, the finer the better!';

Hippopotamus ran back to work with the beam.

After a long time...

Just when I was waiting impatiently and ready to become stubborn. Hippopotamus ran over with a look of excitement'; Elder, what do you think? I'm satisfied, I have done a lot of work';

';Day...'; I looked at the delicate chopstick-like fishing rod in front of me, completely speechless, another stick!'; Go, take it back and use it as a toothpick';

Why is there no one around me who knows how to do things? Life is unsatisfactory! I can't help but sigh!

24. Arrived at the port, a large group of us got off the boat and said goodbye to the mermaid head. Little Butterfly also sang a song to bid farewell. The mermaid head is reluctant to turn around one step at a time! Twenty big fat fishes are thumping on the beach and crying with tears and tears...My eye sockets are moist again.

I suddenly found a problem. There seemed to be three clubs in our gang that could only walk on legs... I KAO, it's not a long time to go back!

Hippopotamus and Fattou Yu are standing in a daze, pigheads look at me and look at dead snakeheads...Small, I know what you want to slap? My head twisted, pretending Did not see anything.

Pighead Liu saw that I wouldn't throw him away, pretending to cough a few times, and said pretendingly:'Brother Huohe, do you think...';

I don’t want to eat this set. When I went there, I already had a very low price. I did it when I came back? Really use me as a free transport plane! I snorted and interrupted him:'Needless to say, three taels of cotton, Don't talk about it!';

The pig head Liu was not angry at all, and said with a hippie smile: "If you don't want me, how dare I force you, but I have a little suggestion, both of us"; burden, scissors, hammer"; take a gamble, I lose If we don’t say anything else, take the eleventh bus directly home. If you lose, you will be wronged and fly back with the fat head fish. What do you think? You are so wise and martial and unparalleled, won’t you dare to bet against me?'

';KAO, just gamble, afraid of you? Come!'; I took a bit of sparks!

'; One, two, three, start!';

I stared blankly at the two fingers stretched out by the pig head Liu...scissors? I will look at mine...day, the standard big burden! My genius actually lost?'; burdens, scissors , Hammer'; I've heard of this stuff. Most people have to make a hammer for the first time. Why is this pig-headed Liu so different? Can he grow IQ with less claws?

Although I lost inexplicably, but I will never fall back on my account. Gambling is character!

Ningyu actually looked like a nympho:'Wow, husband, how did you know that Flamingo was going to be burdened for the first time?';

Piggy Liu's proud mouth went behind his ears:'My good wife, with his big wings, what can he do without the burden? Hahahahaha';

Damn, I was actually calculated by a pig. Let's ride a donkey and read the songbook and watch. When I go back, I will rinse me from the mermaid's head'; Tianyi Shenshui'; brush yours'; casing cover'; Here, rot your little dick!

25. It was boiling. When we appeared in Feilengcui, huge cheers rolled in waves like tides. The hot eyes of the children evaporated the exhaustion of our trekking, and we cheered and cheered. Into the crowd to greet us, dance and dance, dance together and have sex together!

Zhutou Liu first came to a disco, and he danced in a decent way. I didn't expect this pigtou three to have a talent for dancing.....The kids cheered! Below Ningyu shyly performed an elegant hand-waving dance, wow. ...Amorous styles, cheers and cheers. Hippopotamus is on the court....Wow, this big-necked, thick-length, long-legged clubs actually dances a passionate tap dance!.....Warm applause! Fathead fish, this guy who looks like a square bump made the square boil again, street dance! Hot-blooded street dance! Why is it hot-blooded? Nonsense, you can roll and roll in the water, you can change to stone stubble everywhere. Try it on the ground? It’s weird if it’s not bloody! All eyes are on me at this time. The greatest dancing genius in history is on stage! Stretching legs, knees, waist and neck, super cool opening. One first, I slowly stretched out my right hand,';slap!'; a snap, accompaniment! The legendary psychedelic spacewalk! Almost all the children screamed hysterically...

Today is really exhausting...I posed on the bed in the most comfortable position.

There was a soft knock on the door, and a tender voice came into my ears,'Elder, are you asleep?';

Me:'A little elephant? I didn't sleep, you can come in';

Little Vincent opened the door and poked his head in. Seeing that I was really awake, he moved in bit by bit and walked to my side. I reached out and glued a piece of fur to wipe his nostrils. The two slugs said lovingly:'Child, what are you looking for me at so late?';

Little Vincent habitually sucked his nose vigorously, and said timidly: "Elder, you are the oldest elder in our place, I... I want to ask you a few questions... I don’t know you. ....';

';The oldest elder?'; I listened to the lack of oxygen in my head'; Do I look old?';'Child, just ask.'; I try to speak calmly.

Vincent:'Elder, you say, is my mother beautiful?';

My head is hypoxic again, this child, came over in the middle of the night just to ask this? My intestines are about to be knotted...'; the child is pure'; I solemnly reminded myself.'; of course , Your mother floats

Bright, by the way, why do you ask, kid?';

Vincent looked surprised, "Really? Elder, you are not lying to me? I think so too, but everyone is saying that Mrs. Lords are beautiful. No one has ever said that my mother is beautiful... I can’t believe myself...I can’t say, but I really think my mother is as beautiful as the lord’s wife, elder, I don’t know why...';

I immediately understood. I touched little Vincent's bald head lovingly and said: "Children, what everyone said is correct. The lord lady is indeed very beautiful, but the concept of beauty is not only covered by their faces. Yes, in many cases, beauty is not only what the eyes see and hear, but also what your heart feels... My child, your feeling is right, and your mother is as beautiful as them. Believe your own feelings, go back and tell your mother aloud!'; I sighed secretly in my heart, I have almost endless life, in my life I have time to doubt and verify, except for similar appearances. Almost every one of the people of the people is maverick... But for most people, their lives are very short, and they don’t have time to doubt and verify. From the moment of birth, they have been constantly instilling belief At the same time, the mind is blinded and personality is obliterated, and I lose myself in blind obedience.

Little Vincent nodded vigorously and turned around to run out. After two steps, he turned back and stood in front of me without saying a word.

Me: "Child, what else do you want to ask? Don't be afraid, just say whatever you want.";

Little Vincent hesitated for a long time and finally plucked up the courage: "Elder, why do we keep fighting? When we lived on the mountain, we never did this...My father said that the lord is the messenger of the God of War. Everything about him represents the will of the greatest God of War. We cannot doubt. The war is because those people are coming to grab our people and property. We must fight... Elder, you tell me why those people want Rob us? I saw that the armor they wore was much better than ours.....The last time my father was injured, I was really scared, and I was afraid of losing him...';

Little Vincent is still a child, but as a soldier of Fei Lengcui, he has fought life and death with the enemy several times on the battlefield and he does not understand why...I don't know how to explain his problem, why Want to fight? Why do people who are richer than us rob us? I remembered the words Jingguan God once said, "greed, my favorite original sin"; I couldn't help laughing. Listening to some of the soaring members of the clan When the elder came back to save relatives, he said that private weapon fights abound in the Eastern Celestial Realm. Fortunately, there is no war, and it has maintained the face of a universal life, but the Western Celestial Realm is the continuation of the war between the gods... ...How the gods are like this, how can we come out? In the enviable eyes of Fei Lengcui, why am I not just a powerful fighter? What can I do besides fighting? Today in a child's immature tone For the first time, I have respected the elders rumored in the clan. They are already the breeze between the world and the earth. They are indifferent and indifferent.

I hugged little Vincent gently'; child, you will understand some things when you grow up. Now you just have to remember that if people do not offend me, I will not offend others. If they do, I will offend others.';

Little Vincent bit his lip and nodded:'Elder, I know'; but I know he doesn't understand, I haven't answered his question. Humanity, interests, greed, morality, justice, evil... .. These are too complicated and too heavy for a child.

'Come, boy, I'll take you back'; I rolled little Vincent on my back and walked to his hole step by step.

Little Vincent slid off my back, pulled my wings, and said:'Elder, you are so kind'; tiptoedly opened the door and squeezed in. I turned around and was about to leave, Little Vincent Te's head stretched out again, and he smiled and said:'Elder, it's cool to be fighting naked!';

Wow, comrades see it, the truth is often in the hearts of children!

I spread my wings and flew to the top of the emerald green, looking at the misty shampoo in the night sky. Now the sleeping soldier dreams of a peaceful and prosperous world? My heart is filled with emotion for a moment, and my neck growls! The whistling sound went up to the nine heavens, and there was a scream of night birds in the forest in the distance, and the night-time torches on the emerald emerald burst into fierce fireworks in an instant!

KAO, isn't it? That's how I realized'Nine Heavens Piercing Clouds';? Genius, great genius, absolute genius, genius genius!

Before I recovered from my obscenity, I heard the mess below, as if I heard someone exclaiming:';Alarm, enemy attack!'; Huh, la la, everyone rushed from the cave clang. I came out, I squinted, I shit, it's lively now.

Piggy Liu wore big pants and crawled on the ground behind the steps, pouting his butt, and looking around with his head like a pendulum. Bellamy and the big bear followed behind Piggy Liu, their faces deep and their eyes almost staring. Jumped out of the eye sockets; the group of hippos with big nasal blisters and sparkling saliva on their mouths, holding a big axe in a circle; the kid, Goode, even put his gun in the posture, just waited for an order; hey, This is Fat Elephant Luo? It's too exaggerated, this kid actually appeared naked! He held a washbasin in one hand and buckled his crotch, and his other hand was waving two long knives against his nose, bluffing in his mouth :';Where is the enemy? Where is it? Let me chop him!';...I couldn't help it anymore, croaking and laughing!

At this time, the group of people stared at me and calmed down. Pighead Liu had a vicious face and pointed at me and yelled:'KAO, what are you going to make at night, so miserable! I want to scare people!';

I don’t like him. I squeezed my waist with five horses and three knives, and the dantian tongue burst into spring thunder: "Why, this genius of me has just realized the supreme Nine Heavens Piercing Clouds! It’s just a small test, you are all scared. Wa hahaha';

I, Kao, the following group of bird people actually booed me together, and stretched out a dense middle finger to me! What a vulgar! Despise them! Hey, Fat Luo didn't make fun of these vulgar people. It's rare, it's really good! A little touched...

When the people below dashed away sparsely with Hache, I suddenly remembered why Fat Luo didn't make a fuss, where is his kid idle? Just his virtue, he must have raised his ten toes just now! This kid Too vicious, dare to deceive my feelings, and see how I will deal with you tomorrow! What kind of saint of three swords, see how I cut you off!

Fei Luo suddenly felt a bit of cold on his body, shivering all over, and muttered:'See the undead? Where is the yin wind?';

Today I left a lot of strokes in my diary:'When a genius thinks about a miracle, a miracle appears';! Yeah!

26. The guys you don't like often appear when you are happy.....It is the so-called Yuanjialuzhaizhailujia Yuanyuanluzhaijia! Bad goose! Old thief goose! I cross your mother's circle!

I have never stopped pursuing for thousands of years, pursuing the legendary fire phoenix, the best object of SM.....Phoenix, SM do whatever you want, SM as long as you want SM! But I keep on Expecting to continue to disappoint, leaving my hot heart scarred..... But it was the declining goose in front of me, he actually accepted a fire phoenix as a demon! This is simply a cruel penetration in my already scarred heart A knife! My heart is bleeding...I hate this guy. There is no doubt that he cruelly killed my thousand-year dream! The raging anger in my eyes is enough to melt all the ice and snow in the whole world, I Swear to let this bad goose pay the price of his lifelong regret for his despicable and shameless behavior!

I finally calmed down. Excessive hatred will blind my reason. I know I can’t do anything to him now. Not to mention the power that his current position can control, I’m not sure of winning even with a Fire Phoenix. After all, it is a legendary "bird"; a little bird...but I will never give up!

Comrades who are suffering

People who love SM around the world

The blood is full of enthusiasm to fight for SM

Comrades get up in the old world

Don’t say that we are inferior and we want to be the masters of SM

This is the last fight to unite until tomorrow

Internacional must be realized

This is the last fight to unite until tomorrow

Internacional must be realized

I sang this song viciously,'SM Internationale';

27. The old hatred is not there, and the new hate is added! Old thief goose, it doesn’t matter if you PIYAN come over to the sky and give the pig’s head and slut. It doesn’t matter if your stomach and chicken intestines look down on my godson, but your SB subordinate dared to be there. I hit my godson in the face, GOOD! VERY GOOD! I sweared at the beginning! I smiled grinningly, what I said was a big hole when I hit the stone! I didn't use it as a butt! Old thief goose, I can calculate the account with you slowly. As for your subordinate, SORRY, Lao Tzu is really impatient. Although I can't kill that kid clearly, I can come secretly.

I turned my head and said to Adu: "Xiao Du, go, and change a glass of good wine for the elven boy who played Guoguo just now! Is it accurate? You have to learn from others!';

Obviously Adu didn't stare at him: "Give him a good drink? We are not the only ones...";

I smiled grimly and said:'; I mean let you change a glass of good wine, hey, go get the green porcelain bottle in the first drawer of my room and make a glass of good wine! Find a few people to cover up, clean hands and feet point!';

When Adu heard my words, his face turned blue, and he tremblingly said:'Yes...Yes...';

I picked up the wine glass in front of me and drank it, looking at the SB Elf with pity in his eyes.

It was night, the elf boy madly drilled the latrine again and again, even as soon as he stretched out a foot from the latrine, he quickly retracted, and there were continuous painful groans from the latrine. I just squatted not far away. On the big tree, counted with interest:'; 1, 2, 3,...15...19...20 times!'; At this time the kid was already lying at the door of the latrine I won’t move anymore. GOOD, I clapped my hands and hummed the minor tune I just created:'The oilmelon of Fei Lengcui is big and flat, and the girl is small and round... Fei Lengcui’s wine It's fragrant and mellow, and SB becomes refined after drinking...';

After get off work and get off work... Damn... it's cheaper, this SB boy, I didn't have to pay for overtime for the first time watching a movie overtime!

28. Although the old thief goose came and went in a hurry, everyone in Feilengcui was heavy.

Although the character of the old thief goose is a bit poor, but the strength is not ambiguous.

This guy is definitely a big rock with teeth!

Zhutou Liu looked even more gritted his teeth:'Hmph, even if he is a stone, I have to chew it down!';

'; Ambitious'; I patted Dutou Liu on the shoulder, and then said:'However, this matter must be made step by step.....';

Dutou Liu:';Step by step?.....what do you mean?';

I smirked and yelled directly to Bellamy:'Puppy, go and hug some big wooden piers, let Richard chew first.....Practice your teeth!';

29. Since Himaao was occasionally taken to the sky to be cool once, this big mouth has been stinky, saying that he is the first hippopotamus that soars in the sky, and he spits all day long. It's like a little drizzle! That's all right, the key is that he bluffs like this, others are unwilling, and harass me all day so that I also take them to the beautiful scenery, one by one, endless!

Hippopotamus:'Uncle Flamingo, you see that you have made O'Neill cool, everyone is a family, and you are an elder, can you not favor one or the other, don't you? Take me up anytime...';

I didn't hear it at all:';snoring...snoring...';

Second hippo:'Woo... I want to go, I want to go too';

I pulled my face like a walkway:'Whether you go up, go up the tree!';

Hippopotamus B:'Uncle Flamingo, as long as you are willing to take me to be cool once, what do you want to eat in the Sanggan River, just tell me, I am absolutely nothing!';

Me:'Hey, it's still your kid transparent! It is said that there is a thousand-year-old anaconda in this river....... Huh? Why is your face green? Sick? My Kao, what are you running? What is this? ...';

Bellamy sneaked in sneakily, and I rolled my eyes:'Why, you want to go to the sky to play too?'; Bellamy:'; No...no';

Me:';No? Hey...interesting, let's talk, what's the matter?';

Bellamy:'Yes...Yes...20 of us want to go up together, we are not used to being alone...';

I just flew a big foot and kicked him out!

'; Goode, don't hide it at the door, I have seen your big ass egg!'; I shouted at the door.

Goode squeezed in and stood in front of me. The two big-footed girls were still inside, their heads lowered, and a few fingers broke apart, but they didn't speak.

I see him like this, I’m really happy: “Oh, I didn’t see it, Kitty Cat. When you are also shy, if you are also the same thing as them, you don’t need to say it. Come find me again...';

Goode disappeared from my eyes after hearing the scream.'KAO, this kid is agile enough'; I was stunned for a long time. After all, I came from my hometown, my fellow, I can’t refute his face. ?

I suddenly remembered that this person came and I have come here again and again, but the big bald elephant did not come, no, I have to ask.

Me:'Little elephant, everyone ran to me and asked me to take them to the sky, why didn't you say anything?';

Baby Elephant:'I don't want to go, but I have a fear of heights...';

Kao, before you had a fear of heights, you lived on the mountainside. You are really a JIAN!

30. Today I have a good rest and I am in good spirits. I decided to take the kitten to the sky.

Me:'Kitten cat, get ready, I will take you to enjoyment!';

Goode whispered very quietly: "I am a red panda...";

Me: "I know, everyone knows that you are a male, Tomcat Tomcat, why don't you name your gender?';

Goode frothed wildly...

Me:'Little cat, there is another reason why I will take you. Your javelin throw is better than that of the pig head Liu Qiang. I also want you to practice with me. If you can practice well, that power is not That group of Newton air riders can be compared...In the future, there will be any flying dragons who do not have long eyes who dare to come over and directly use the javelin to knock them off!';

When Goode heard that his eyes were as radiant as Ye Mingzhu, his hands started to tremble! Pighead Liu is really tough, and Goode’s combat effectiveness on the ground is not comparable to him. If he had the opportunity to show his face in the sky It's really beautiful if you can compare the pig head Liu Du!

Me:';Go, take your javelin, take it all with you, let's take a Newton bird as a target!';

When I walked into the birdhouse, the group of giant birds were all there. I stood at the door carelessly, pinched my wings and said majesticly:'; I'm going to take the kitten to the sky to practice the javelin throwing, you come out as a target bird... ...';I

The torch's gaze swept across the dark bird's nest, and the javelin in Goode's hand was very coordinated, and there was a burst of cold light! Before my words fell, the group of giant birds actually fainted collectively. For the sake of face, who said that the IQ of these stupid birds is not high? Damn, the hair is better than monkeys!! Goode saw the situation, and tears came out in a hurry. This little thing can be difficult to live with. Me? Who am I? A genius! I patted Goode and said: "It's okay, there is that macaw, come here!";

The little parrot flew over with fan and fan, still chirping crooked'; Ma Le B... Ma Le B... Ma';

I grabbed the macaw by the neck: "Little bird, do me a favor, today we go to practice the javelin, you are the target bird! If you don’t say anything, you agree! Okay, you go to the kitchen and hang a plate! By the way Just remind you, if you dare to break your promise, I will make you a roast chicken!';

The little parrot that escaped from my clutches had all his hair exploded. No way, my hands were too big and his neck was too short. I couldn't pinch its neck, so I had to pinch it all!

Goode:';Such a small goal...If it misses...I...';

I said to Goode very seriously: "Little cat, there is a reason why I asked you so harshly from the beginning. You are the best shooter in the East! You have a talent that they can never match. I am now I want you to maximize your talent! I want you to use your actions to tell them who is the best! You have also seen my battle with the meat-packed dragon. If the dragon knight is in danger, the meat-packed dragon You will be in chaos right away! If you lose your ability to fight, you have to be able to throw a javelin. If you want the Diablo Knight’s middle leg, you won’t cross his thigh! If you want to cross his nostrils, you won’t cross his mouth. !';

Goode was gasping for breath as I said, and the eyeballs were full of bloodshot eyes. The buzzing answer: "; Senior, thank you for your hard work! I swear by the honor of our panda clan, I am the best of!';

'; Ruzi can teach!'; I can't help but secretly like one!

That little parrot? It's asking for a blessing!

'; Kitty cat, you go buy 200 insurance for the parrot, and the beneficiary writes me!'; As soon as I finished speaking, there was a thumping sound outside...

31. I went to soak on the jar opened by Jingguan God for a while. I saw someone spit out and asked how Liu Zhenshan came into this world. What was the reason why some people were blowing five horses and three guns and falling into the sky. It was not because of Jingguan God and even the love Sexual people, what will happen naturally when the road is uneven, for this reason, he will not hesitate to bring Xiao Liu back from another world at his own expense. It is simply moved.....

I rolled my eyes and ignored this pig-headed waistcoat. Cut, how could Jingguanshen, the old preserved egg, be so kind, wasn't it forced? He secretly went to the outside world to be happy, driving the dock to push his butt and having fun! In the end, I didn’t expect the water in the backyard of the house. In order to prevaricate the thunderous tigress at home, I had no choice but to pick Liu Zhenshah and rushed back together. What did he tell his wife when he was wandering, he found out that Xiao Liu from the other world was noble and a model forever. But Tian is jealous of talents and can’t live long. How can he be so compassionate and compassionate that he can’t bear the beauty of the jade, so he personally went to the other world to pick him up here and resurrect, so he did not hesitate to lose hundreds of millions of dollars, etc. As for some people's deliberate rumors that he went to the foreign world to slander him. His reputation tried to prevent him from succeeding the next chairman of the Tianting Gastronomy Association.....deceived his wife to spin around. As a result, as soon as his wife's forefoot left, he shakes Liu and threw it away.....fortunately Liu Zhensha shouldn’t just fall into a pig’s head, otherwise he would die this time too inexplicably. Liu Zhensha didn’t die, it really made Jingguanshen, the old treasure, a big deal. He accidentally found that Liu Zhensha was not dead. , And it’s quite interesting. On a whim, I used Xiao Liu as the prototype to write the script. It was incredibly popular... Now Tianjie everyone knows him. Everyone who meets on the road laughs and laughs:'; Jing Guan Shen, when will your old Na script be staged next time, the whole family will be anxious to watch...'; Jing Guan Shen is so terrible, the big paper fan is crackling in his hand,'; It’s not okay to look at it. I have no remnants in my hands because of the great gods these days...'; it really makes me more angry the more I think about it! But this thing must not be poked out, otherwise the old egg will really be stubborn. The wind is tight, what a fuck!

(This diary is slobber, Jingguan God must not get angry, hehe)

32. Wow, what is this pig's head wearing today? Sacrificial robe? What a hell... actually embroidered a huge tortoise in front of it?!

It is said that his three wives deliberately embroidered it in order to show that he once had a dragon tortoise monster.

I don’t know why. Today, when everyone passed by Zhutou Liu’s eyes, they touched his head.....

Looking at the old Tortoise rolling his eyes, I finally understand why the old Tortoise's head is as bright as a one-kilowatt light bulb.

33.'; I want to fly higher... fly higher... wings roll up the storm... my heart whistle... keep flying and always looking...';

I hovered in the air while humming.

My Kao, where is the snake in this place? Extinct?

I haven't had a tooth-making sacrifice for N days. Can you let this day pass?!

Suddenly... I found the outline of a big snake in a small bush... Found the target!

Sweep the wings and dive!

I was like a lightning flashing across the sky, and my sharp long beak fiercely fixed the big snake to the ground!

........

I opened my mouth and soaked my entire head in the Sanggan River. Holding a big brush and desperately brushing it... it was still smelly!

Which goddamn bastard skimming the bushes? He's so artistic!?

34. The Fathead Fish ran over happily today, blushing.

Fei Gao:'; elder, elder, look, look at my new armor! There is your feather feather on it! Poseidon is on top! Look at you, my new weapon! This halberd...this sword... .';

I drank a cup of honey water slowly, and said faintly: "Fathead fish, you are so beautiful? A set of broken armor, two broken swords and two broken swords. Are you excited like this? No future!';

Fei Gao obviously didn't expect me to make a splash of cold water. For a while, I didn't know how to answer. He only said in a convincing way:'This...this...this is all new...';

I pretended to be very impatient:'Why? Not convinced? I say broken is broken!';

He rolled his eyes and thought:';This elder bird is too JB bird, it's a complete villain!';

Me:'; I know what you think, but I ask you, do you know why I don't wear armor? Do you know why I use a broken guillotine? I can wear the best armor and take the best long knife! but I do not have!';

Fei Gaoyi was taken aback:'; why?'; scratched his big fat head, honestly said:'; don't know';

I slapped the table and stood up, and said in a stern tone:'Okay, I will tell you today!';

'; As a strong man..... What you cultivate is the body, what you cultivate is the will, what you cultivate is the realm! Relying on any armor weapon will only make you weak! I don't have armor, but my feathers are better than armor! I use one The broken guillotine is more powerful than a magic weapon in the hands of others! This is the realm! The unity of nature and man turns into a magical realm!';

After I finished speaking, my speech was filled with devilish temptations: "Pattou, I actually admire your aptitude, I was going to point you...but it depends on how you look now...'

The fat head fish's eyeballs were about to pop out of the eye sockets immediately, plopped and knelt down: "I...I know I was wrong, please give me some advice!

'; Hehe...'; I was refreshed for a while, and then pretended to be very helpless and said:'Forget it, it is rare that you can correct it if you know your mistakes, and I will teach you the secrets of Yunqin Continent'; The thirteen horizontal training meat bell jar'; there is also'; the blood without a trace will fly up'; right'; I paused, and then said:'; this thirteen horizontal training meat bell jar is practiced to the extreme, water and fire will not invade Swords don’t hurt! Is this bloodless man flying to the extreme?...Light as a swallow, tossing like a lightning! Originally your weight...It is absolutely impossible to become a dragon knight, But what if you become the first Dragon Sea knight in the Aegean Continent and the Xiya Sea? It is probably you...hahahaha... ';

The Fathead Fish has been completely stunned by me, and has entered a state of 200% obscenity. Both eyes are blurred and drooling!

I taught him a lot of formulas and so on, and then told him in a serious manner: "Everything must be done step by step, especially in advanced martial arts, internal and external training are indispensable! Starting tomorrow, you practice every day The meat bell will let the fat elephant draw you with a big wooden stick. When your body gets used to it, you can change it to a thicker one! When you practice blood without a trace, start jumping down from the three-high platform until you feel the body. If there is no weight, change to a higher platform and jump!';

The fat head fish's big fat head was like a little chicken eating rice, and then left thankfully.

When the fat head fish left, I was laughing in the house! Wow ha ha ha ha ha!

This fat-headed fish absolutely never expected that I would tease him so despicably, but who do I blame?

Who told him to crawl on Lao Tzu without a wink after I was calculated by the pig head Liu Xia and let Lao Tzu fly him back? I KAO, I almost let him be crushed to death by a super bomb! When the sky comes down, Lao Tzu is almost overworked and sick! Our Big Wings have been put on the Tago Bone Cream for ten days! When did Lao Tzu be the master of boring?

Out to mix, sooner or later have to repay!

Thinking of the silly look of the fat head fish after being beaten and smashed, I have this beauty in my heart... hum!

'; I smile smugly...I smile smugly...laughing to see the fat fish bubbling stupidly...being beaten and pierced by happy happiness';

35. Since the wooden houses by the Sanggan River were built, Zhutou Liu secretly goes to the back of those wooden houses every night...

Later, many Zerg who lived in wooden houses complained to the two fox masters that the craftsmen were not cut corners....They often found that the walls of wooden houses suddenly had several large round holes.

I really saw a ghost...The two masters thought so.

I know what's going on, but I just don't tell them!

In fact, every time the pig head Liu Liu walks away with Harazi, I will stop by to see it again.

In the future, find an opportunity to exchange experience with Dutou Liu!

36. This pig's head must have been stunned!

Coupled with being educated by the new old penguin butler, it is estimated that he has been completely idiotic!

He actually made a silver flute as a weapon?!

The green hills are faintly flowing,

It's hard to stop the beauties in the air.

Xiangpa Night by the Sanggan River,

Where does the pig head learn to play xiao?

Wow...it's disgusting...I vomit!

Despise the pig head Liu who is full of sperm and worms!

37. I watched Little Swan all day long and depressed, my compassion moved so much that I secretly left her a small note

The content is as follows:

Little girl, I know you are in a dilemma because of the conflict between your father and Richard.

I can tell you very responsibly, because of your father’s way of playing, his status, and his attitude towards Richard, the struggle between them is already inevitable.

You must be mentally prepared for this.

And, because Richard is the protagonist... so no matter how powerful he looks, your father will definitely fail! And he will be life-threatening!

You must have a clear understanding of this!

What you have to do now is not to complain all day long and sigh, you need to fix Richard before your father and Richard develop into a frontal struggle!

Richard will soon go to the human country to find a way to detoxify.

Once the detoxification is successful, you must seize the opportunity to let him take you off!

And you have to put down the shelf and strive for the initiative! Do your best with him!

If you can be pregnant with his child, then your father’s chances of saving his life will be greatly increased!

By the way, remind your father, don’t play against Richard’s wife who hijacked him to force him to submit... History has proven that any negative character who does this will be choked off by the protagonist!

May Jingguan God bless you!

Signature: Lei Feng

38. Recalling that the scene where the god arrow Zheqin and the beast spirit shot against each other really made the beast blood boil! I suddenly wanted to learn archery... a very strong impulse!

Find that god arrow Zheqin!

Me:';Respected sacred arrow Zhechen Nedved...Your skills make me full of admiration! I want to learn archery from you! I don't know if I have this opportunity!';

Nedved:'Elder, you are too polite, it is my honor to be able to serve you!';

Seeing that I was talking with Nedved and smiling, the big black bear, the little cat, and the little hippo all came together. When I heard that I was going to learn archery, a few guys were also interested, and they had to learn together!

After Nedved explained the essentials of archery in detail, let each of us actually feel it.

Nedved looked at a group of chicks hovering in the sky and said:'Just try shooting chicks. Be careful when shooting, keep your hands steady! Keep ahead!';

The big black bear's arrow...none of the bird's feathers fell off!

The cat's arrow...Two bird feathers fell from the sky!

I really can't stand it anymore. What level? Everyone teaches me so carefully and shoots so badly! What a bunch of idiots! It's better to look at my genius!

I grabbed a long bow in my hand, Zama raised his head and bent the bow to take an arrow, and his posture was a mess! An arrow...

With a scream, the big black bear hit an arrow in his left butt!

';KAO, it doesn't count, come again!'; I raised my hand with another arrow...

With a scream of wow, kitty cat's right ass got an arrow!

'; Damn it, what's the matter? No, come again! I don't believe it...'; I furiously picked up the third arrow.

At this time, Hippopotamus fell on his knees with a plop, and opened his mouth open and howled with tears:'Uncle Flamingo, I beg you, this time you aim at me and shoot!';

..........

I swear that this time it was purely those chicks! chicks! chicks?! There must be a reason for its name!

39. Today the little parrot flew to me crying and crying!

Little parrot:'; What happened to me? Didn't I just tell the truth? How can everyone look at me like an enemy?! The old penguin who is new here is even more exaggerated, even using a rag to gag my mouth! Woo...';

I rolled my eyes and thought:'My Kao, what's wrong with you? Just your big crooked mouth.....Pig Tau Liu didn't eat you alive, you're already burning high incense!';

But you can’t say that. After all, the little parrot didn’t offend me? Besides, did they really tell the truth?

Even CCTV’s Cui’s big name has been telling the truth all day long, can the people below be convicted of telling the truth?

Doesn't Fei Lengcui want to make a statement, freedom of speech is still necessary!

I stretched out a feather and patted the head of the little parrot and said, "To be honest, that’s right! You must insist on telling the truth! But...and you can’t tell the truth all the time! After all, Richard has the identity now. Status...face is still important! How about you... or learn a few polite words';

Little parrot:';What kind of polite remarks?';

I patiently explained:'Well, for example, if you seem to be a guest, say'; Fei Lengcui welcomes you as a guest';

When the guests are eating here, you have to say, "Please enjoy the delicious food";

When the guests left, they said:'; Fei Lengcui looks forward to your next visit'; what.

For a man, praise her for bravery! For a woman, praise her for being beautiful!

In this way, everyone has face, and you won’t be displeased by you.';

Little parrot:'; What if I talk like this to please them, those people keep teasing me? I can't tell the truth!';

I was taken aback at the time:'Damn it, this little egg has so many eyes!';

'; Hmm... what to do?...'; I'm KAO, I don't know what to say.

'; I will shout-boss, someone is playing with your bird!'; The little parrot's face is like a cow!

FT! I was completely defeated by this parrot, TMD!

40. Angry! I can't bear Liu Ming's brazen run of pig head!

His wives are engaged in the same jewelry shop one by one, I have no problem!

The fat head fish made a big silver chain with earth beads to show that I have no problem!

Pighead Liu is playing like a nouveau riche, and I can bear it!

Niangxipi's, he made so many seven-degree golden space rings that he made so many people would not give it to me?! No! This is endless!

Me:'Pighead Liu, you tell me clearly today, you guys give the seven-degree golden space ring to anyone, why not give it to me?!';

Pig head Liu Da's eyes blinked:'Brother Huohe...what do you want that...more on that...how can you have a finger with a finger?';

*, actually still sophistry? I immediately lifted my big toe and stretched out the pig’s head Liu’s face, and said viciously: “KAO, I have toes! I can’t put my toes on my head? Don’t worry about what I’m doing. Still not giving?';

Pighead Liu knew what a rascal was, he hummed for a long time, and said with a cry of voice:'Well, I will give it to me, Brother Huohe, I have taken you!';

In the head-on fight with Dutou Liu, I won a big victory! I smashed Dutou Liu's arrogance!

Long live the class struggle! Long live!

Let me do some calculations. This ring has seven spaces. What should I put in?

A space for some snake meat, a space for rum... well... my hundreds of <;<;PLAY BOY>;>; take up a space, by the way, the collection of Wu Tenglan also There is a space between Ozuishi's film and the magic TV leather sofa... Forget it, let's talk about it later. Let's eat!

41. After careful preparation, finally embarking on the journey to Dolot!

This time, there are pig head Liu and his eldest lady, the second lady, the three-four one lady, the two preparatory ladies, the two green-skinned praying mantises, the fat elephant Luo, the kitten cat, the gang of hippos, what is there? Riding, two strange bears sacrifice, the followers are messy, a lot of people! It is even more than the TMD Eight-Nation Alliance!

This time it was obviously going to travel.... I have to ask to see if there are like-minded people!

Me: "Little fat elephant, what are your plans to go to Dolot this time?";

Fei Xiangluo's eyes rolled a few times and said angrily:'Of course it is to follow the lord to protect the lord's safety!';

I stopped as soon as I heard it'; a slapstick! Not gay!';

Me:'; Kitty cat, what are your plans to go to Dolot this time?';

Goode:';Let those ignorant humans see what is truly a powerful Warrior Warrior!';

I was stunned:'; I rested again, isn't this a violent person?!';

Me:';Little Hippo, what are your plans to go to Dolot this time?';

Hippopotamus:'; I want to let my poetry sing in Dolot forever!';

I rolled my eyes madly:';This rammer with water in his head is really self-intoxicated! Why don't you kill him?';

Don't ask, don't ask, ask again is a bunch of great mallets!

Where is Dolot?'; Dolot'; that is,';Special depravity'; the lingo! These gang of clubs don't even know anything!

What nonsense is Haw and crooked, isn't it just going to Dolot?

Forget it, if there is no comrade, there will be no comrade. I will go on my own when the time comes.

Despise these guys who have no sentiment and taste again!

42. After arriving in the city of Valencia, this pig-headed Liu became more and more wretched. Walking on the street, staring at her sister on the road, her saliva was still ticking, as wretched as possible!

Suddenly, the pig's head flashed with eyes, and he said to us: "Wait a minute, I will come as soon as I go."

Before he finished speaking, he burst out like a smoke.

Let's follow his figure and look, wow, the public toilet?

When we were still staring, the public toilet let out a scream like a pig. Then I saw the pig head Liu flying out of the public toilet and fell to the ground with a snap.

Kao, would anyone dare to make trouble when going to the toilet? Is there Wang Fa? We immediately surrounded him with murderous spirit!

At this time, a woman with a tiger-backed waist and eyes like a copper bell came out from the toilet, grabbed the pig head Liu by the collar and picked him up, and said bitterly:'; Xiao Mao, dare to peek at you Auntie goes to the toilet, she's so courageous...';

It turned out to be like this?! We suddenly felt ashamed...everyone regrets that their intestines are green. Why are we running here?

Pighead Liu looked at us wryly, his big pig eyes narrowed.

Save you? Why don't you die?

The woman saw it, turned around and said to us:'Do you know this little boy?';

'; don't know!'; all of us answered in unison!

I also added a sentence by the way:'; You are welcome, fight to death!';

43. Bar! Bar! I love you! Just like mice love rice!

I was drinking and shaking dice with the little sister in the bar in the private room and having fun, I was so lucky today to kill the Quartet! The few little sisters who accompany the wine have lost only underwear... Wow haha

Goode suddenly ran in and pulled me:'Elder, let's go, it's going to be a duel!';

';Duel? What is the duel?'; I obviously didn't realize what happened.

Forget it, ask slowly on the way!

';Kitten cat...pay the bill!'; I snapped my fingers smartly!

Goode rolled his eyes, but still obediently took out a few gold coins.

After I came out, the cat told me the whole thing...

I rolled my eyes and sipped a bit of sparks: "Cut, didn't you just touch those little hooves? What's the big deal...what a shit, the Grand Master Zio, the Vatican gang of egg warriors are also full .... I dare not touch it and I can't see others touch it, a bunch of chores! But fight, I like it!';

I used to fight so elegantly, but the credit was taken by the pig head Liu! This time is a rare opportunity, I must take the limelight! Someone is chirping in my ears all day, what Ssangyong, cow fork, I bother It's dead! The banana is scarred, and I'm a little too big, but the two little girls stand on their heads! Now the two little girls have a bigger name than Lao Tzu's?! Absolutely not!

I rushed to the Colosseum to take a look, Wow, Campas! So many people! Spectacular enough! I like it!

I, RI, I, KAO, I*.....Look at Dutou Liu’s meaning that he didn’t intend to let me appear? It’s the opposite, don’t be so arrogant just because you are the protagonist! Why? If there are too many worms, I can’t think of me or something. ?Friends are brothers, wives are clothes, do you dare to have a stomachache?

Without a word, I dialed Jingguanshen's old preserved cell phone.

Jing Guan Shen:'Oh...Isn't this Aurora? Why did you think of calling me?';

Me:'; Nothing serious, I am now in the Colosseum in Valencia. Today I am in a good mood, and I like this place too! I want to have fun activities and activities! You arrange them!';

Jingguan Shen:'This... I see... the queue is full, so let me see the situation... Try to arrange for you to play when Xiao Liu and the dragon knight are duel'

Me:'; Talking counts! .... How I say it is also the first supporting role! It's not a trick! Don't fool me!';

Jing Guan Shen:'; That is... that is...';

Me:'Alright, I hung up, SHIT, just because I called you this long distance, the phone bill this month will exceed the standard again!';

There's no way, I'll wait, and I'm upset by watching the fat-headed fish flaring their claws!

Huh? Is this fat-headed fish still capable of shrinking bones? I didn't see it, this kid actually knows that he has an appetite for playing flowers?! He has a talent for acting!

I just wanted to compliment this kid. The rough nature of this kid was immediately exposed! I rushed up with a sullen head crackling and killed a few lions. I pinched the stopwatch, CAO!'; 2 seconds 83';

This is a TMD show! You pig head three, four or five! What are you doing so fast?

I yelled, "Idiot! Idiot! Don’t tell me you have watched an artistic performance movie with me in the future! Look at other actors, which one is as fast as you? Even if you want to rest early... At least some actor's professional ethics is okay? Fuck Fuck Fuck... Hell 2 seconds 83!';

If it weren't for being dragged by the little hippo, I couldn't help but rush into the court to teach this idiot!

The kittens and cats behind the court are obviously more professional than the Fathead Fish, and their artistic talents are vividly displayed! The few brown bears who played with grinning grimace and dizzy! The audience on the court broke out from time to time with exclamations!

'; Have you seen the little hippo? This is the performance! The essence of performance is the process of performing fully artistic performance! It is not the pursuit of the fastest goal!'; I pointedly said to the hippo:'; You want Have a good experience! You are also very talented, maybe one day you will be smashed by someone and look like an artistic performance movie!';

Hippopotamus actually fainted with foaming at the mouth? This kid is still young... so easily excited!

I’m going to play now, right? I’m really looking forward to it! Left three laps and three laps, with a twisted neck and a twisted buttocks... Let’s start with the preparation!

?....!.....&;....*.....!!!!!

What what? Dutou Liu gave up directly? How could this happen?

I...I...I'm going to smash me!

I grabbed Dutou Liu's neck and snarled: "Pig Tou Liu, how dare you change the script privately?! It's the other way around! You are the virtue of seeing a woman? The big lump on your neck is still not your head. ?';

Because of anger... my feathers are almost burning! The flames are rolling in my eyes!

Guoguo hugged my neck, tears flowed down her face...

'; Don’t pull me! I’m going to die today!’; I’m almost going crazy:’; Today, I have to cut the lump in your crotch and replace it on your neck! I let you be in front of the woman in TMD Pretend! I let you let me dove! I let you let me dove!';

........

Forget it, the play has to go on.....Who let Liu Duotou be the protagonist and I am just a supporting role!

'SHIT! I must be the protagonist next time!'; I swear viciously!

Back to the post house.... I was closing my eyes in the room to rest my mind, when the pig head Liu pushed the door in.

Pighead Liu said with a little embarrassment on his face:'Brother Huohe, what happened today...I do have difficulties...';

I looked at Pighead Liu and took a deep breath, and slowly said:'It's okay, we are still a family after all, I am too angry...you are not easy';

Pighead Liu didn't speak any more, his face was a little dazed, I know what he was thinking.

I patted Dutou Liu on the shoulder and sighed, "Humility and patience are virtues, but you have used it in the wrong place. I know these bastards of the Holy See, arrogance and shame... Lampard Such a person is only a rare example in the Holy See, not to mention that he is only a tool of the Holy See, a tool that must always be used by shameless people. Those high-ranking bishops...their hearts may be better than Fei. Lengcui’s bamboo charcoal is even black...I’m afraid that you will only make the gangsters of the Holy See even more arrogant and domineering!’;

Pighead Liu sighed softly, shook his head, still did not speak.

I know that Dutou Liu still has illusions in his heart...

Who is Lao Tzu? You have been a fool for thousands of years? If you don't believe me, let's just wait and see!

I quietly shot a feather and nailed a flying fly to the wall!

44. Dinner? The Bishop Dan of the Holy See and the Grand Master Zio also go?

I didn't have any interest in such banquets. Since ancient times, such banquets have been a gang of vulgar so-called big people boring tricks.

But in order not to let Dutou Liu feel that I was still stunned with him, I decided to follow him.

By the way, let's take a look at the virtues of that Zio scumbag.

On the way to the mansion of that nobleman, I suddenly heard someone shouting outside:'There is an assassin!';

';3 SB...'; I typed a Hatch and murmured, I didn't even bother to move my head out of the car window to take a look.'; There are always SBs in this world who think they live long, I count 3. Down, 1, 2...3'; I hit another Hatche.

Unsurprisingly, the 3 in my mouth has calmed down outside before it hits the ground, as if nothing happened.

When I arrived at the house of Count Totti, I pretended not to be awake, and walked in with Zhutou Liu and the others.

His grandmother has a footcloth...This dead bat house is so big...and it makes Laozi walk with his feet!

When I arrived on the third floor, I saw a bunch of people who came to today's dinner. They were chattering. It was like a group of molars.

At a glance, I caught sight of the awkward looking old man in the middle. It is estimated that this awful old man is the great master of Zio. I clearly feel that this awful old man is full of waves of magical elements. This guy is mixed in. It's not conspicuous in the pile, but in my eyes he is no different from an elephant squatting in a mouse's den.

'; Hey... this old guy is not light.. It's really heavy!'; I started to find it interesting.

The rest of the people are all rice buckets...No, the prince named Luen is not a rice bucket. Pighead Liu just has more sperm in his mind, and this disgusting egg is simply a leather bag full of sperm in TMD! I don’t know why I saw his dead white face, but the casing sleeve that Dutou Liu used has been dangling before my eyes!

SORRY, SORRY, I go to the bathroom! I can't help it!

When I came back, I found that the atmosphere of the whole banquet was dull, and there was still a faint smell of fire...Look at Pighead Liu with a green face, and the corners of his eyes jumped, I knew what I said before was fulfilled.

At this time, the bad old man jumped out of the active atmosphere, and what did he know the old thief goose, and what kind of couple visited him, and smoothly cleaned up the little swan and the two little female dragons.

'; Niang Xipi.... You are very happy, immortal, demonstrating and demonstrating!'; I was suddenly enraged!

Before I had a seizure, the three SB rice buckets jumped out again, and they blatantly ridiculed Dutou Liu....?!

Brothers fight against the humiliation outside the wall! No matter how arrogant I and Dutou Liu are, it's just a housework! You dare to abuse Dutou Liu so much that you don’t put me in your eyes...hehehehe...I can be very responsible. Say, I am very angry, and the consequences are serious!

I gave a wink, my son Guo Guoxin understood him, and slid over with a beautiful uppercut, which slapped the SB chief priest into full bloom!

My son is so handsome! I laughed, shaking with white hair!

There was a violent posture around him.

I looked at the dragon knights who were bluffing with one male and one female with cold eyes, and there was a crackle of bones all over his body. A whistle was contemptuous in my mouth!'; One SB, one SD, really TMD fit! ';

'Come on, come up, you two eateries, please hurry up'; I am very enthusiastic in the invitation. I feel like a lady who takes aphrodisiac to pick up guests.

Just as I was waiting for the happy moment with joy, the old immortal jumped out to discuss with Dutou Liu what a test!?

Biwen? Contest?

Seeing that old undead spitting stars flying around, I asked the smell of YINMAO!

But it doesn't matter. The teeth can be knocked out; the skeletal shoulders can be discounted; the legs can be broken; YINMAO can also be pulled out! And as many as you have!

It's a pity.... I really want to hear the little parrot yelling at this time:'; Bai Taige... Bai Taige...

45. The Goethe Theater ---- This building that shows human wisdom will go down in history because of the brilliant art of Bimun. I really don't know if it is glory or irony!

Since I knew what song and dance I was going to compete here, I was as soft as a slug, and completely boring. It’s not a guilty conscience, yuck, I know I’m definitely not on the stage anymore. It’s better than singing and dancing. There is no need to pick, the crowd behind closed their eyes and pulled out one of them.

At this moment, a bunch of reporters suddenly appeared next to me... Hey, did I say that there will be a press conference now? Forget it, it doesn’t matter, anyway, idleness is also idleness.

Reporter A:'Looking at how lazy you are now, aren't you ready to play now? It is said that you have demonstrated a psychedelic spacewalk and surprised four people... Are you ready to use the psychedelic spacewalk to deal with the possibility What unexpected happened?';

I waved my hand and my tone was a bit annoying:'; I don’t need me to appear at all, the psychedelic spacewalk is nothing, there are people who can bubble up to be worth my use'; Jiutian Crane Dance'; Go and compare? That’s the truth. Ghost!';

Reporter A:'; Jiutian Crane Dance?...Is it a fool? We only know that there is a Jiutian Phoenix Dance...';

I rolled my eyes:'; Jiu Tian Feng Wu? Nonsense! I have never seen Lao Tzu before, you know there is? How can you tell me!';

Reporter B:'; It seems that you have long been determined on the results of the competition, but I want to know if you are allowed to choose, what would you like to choose?';

I said lazily: "If it is more than sculpture, I would be a little interested in making gestures.";

Reporter C:'Bow Bool...you can sculpture?';

I glared with both eyes:'What do you kid know? Lao Tzu's superb fire magic control is made by playing with copper sculptures!';

Reporter Ding: "So you have never fully demonstrated your strength?";

I said faintly:'Well...I am always low-key and don't like to be too ostentatious.';

Reporter C:'; Your overall strength should be higher than that of Richard, why did you appear as a supporting role of Richard? And as far as we know, your role is still quite small, basically similar to a superstar. Can you explain What is the reason?';

I'm a little bit angry. Which pot of this girl doesn't open and which one to lift! I slapped the table and said:'; I really want to smoke your girl (Feng lead), what is similar to a silly trick? You What are you doing!';

Reporter B:'As a supporting role, do you have a sense of crisis regarding the current trend of fewer and fewer roles?';

I stubbed my neck and said in a non-cutting tone:'; A sense of crisis? Where is my strength! What can I have a sense of crisis?';

Reporter Ding:'; the supporting ogre Karoo who played in the past was once the leader of a group of bandits. It can’t be said that he has no strength, but as more and more powerful supporting roles later appeared, Karw has disappeared. .... Will you also encounter this situation?';

I was furious:'Fuck....Compared me to that bunny head?! Waiter, come here and drag this idiot out to fight! (Xingxing Zhou)';

Reporter A tremblingly asked: "Just now.. Just now we heard the bishop and the Holy See's paladin next to you slander you...please...what do you think of this matter?';

I pretended to be angry, and said in a stern tone:'; I don't think people can be shameless to this point! (Director Chen said Hu Ge)';

Reporter C:'Does your words mean that you will not save face to the Holy See in subsequent martial arts competitions?';

I sneered and said:'face? Why give them face? They don't even need face, do you think I will give them face again?';

Reporter B:'Are you saying a few words to many fans who are following you?';

I trimmed the feathers on my body. I said in a straight face: "Although I will not play in this song and dance competition, I still give a new song of mine to the majority of book fans. Thank you everyone, please listen to <;<; Fei Leng Cui>;>;';

Music... accompaniment... play... Fat elephant Luo accompanies the dance! Three long knives turn into a ball of cold light!

'; there are several rounds in life

Waiting to fight

Life and death won

What sneer

How about who is first in the world

Dance with a sword

My fists

But there are so many sinister hearts

Unpredictable

Who is the strong

I'm fighting for the right to dominate the world

The years flow in Fei Leng Cui

Passionate courage

Blood-stained memories

I remember you

Live proudly

The warrior moves with flexible moves

I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm alive

I, I, I, I, I, I am wrong

I, I, I, I, I, I, our Xiangjun, no one can hide

.......

I'm so handsome!

Instead, Hippopotamus said to me secretly: "These moldy reporters eat wire to pull the fence---very good at editing (Gao Xiaosong's words), elder, you should be careful.";

Cut..... I am a rogue who am I afraid of? (Wang Shuoyu)

There is no suspense.... We won the song and dance competition simply and neatly!

It was the old immortal master who asked my son to accept the prize with a strict righteousness.

'; Bishop SB, you'd better pray to Jingguan God to bless you not to be beaten to death by Guoguo!'; I'm okay with fun below.

It's finally time to compete.... I'm waiting for hemorrhoids in my butt! Grandma is a big hammer!

I looked at it with big eyes, and the eyes of the violent men around watching the egg warriors were the same as the eyes of a wolf who had been hungry for a few months and suddenly saw a roast pig, full of green light!

Hippopotamus was even more exaggerated, with his mouth open and his mouth dripping ticking, and his mouth still chanted nervously: "Good....choose me...choose me...all choose me. Choose me';

How do I look at Himaao's expression of desire and dissatisfaction...like a little bitter woman in TMD.

I stretched out my hand and patted the palm of Hippo's head, and said, "Why are you doing this with a bunch of small shrimps?";

Seeing that the last egg warrior was winking, he chose the most gentle-looking deer men.

Hippopotamus wailed his face and howled at me: "I... I am really panicked."

I just gave him a big blank eye:'; Hold back in panic? You went to the toilet! No one stopped you! Deserve it!';

This time the martial arts competition is over, I want to fall and fall, and then ask the dead bat, where is the best place here!

Ok, deal!

45. I, Hu Hansan, are back again! After I walked into the Colosseum, I put a pinched POSE and shouted at the sky extremely arrogantly.

Zhutou Liu and a group of militiamen actually covered their mouths and laughed.....Forget it, they don’t have a common language with these uneducated, conscious, and tasteless clubs!

The gang of paladins looked at me with open mouths in a daze.

';KAO, what do you look at, haven't you seen the handsome bird brother!'; I spit wildly with a nasty look!

The gang of Daner Paladins immediately turned their gazes back, pretending they didn't see anything.

That old immortal master Shishi is looking shining in my eyes.

I unceremoniously stared at the old immortal, the flames in my eyes...

The old immortal hummed twice, patted Pighead Liu on the shoulder and said: "Richard sacrifice, I didn't expect your flamingo to have such a personality!";

Dutou Liu slapped haha:'Master is polite...';

I found a seat in a place with few people, and lay down comfortably, with two big feet on the front seat.

The seven-degree golden space ring on the big toe of the left foot flashed against the firelight to show something.

I'm actually boring now... I really don't bother to watch the game at a glance. I can imagine the process and results of the game with my toes.

But I glanced twice when Nedved was competing with that golden guy.

';Actor..... A truly capable actor'; I commented on Nedved.

I suddenly realized a problem. This guy in Feilengcui did not fail to serve as a guard sentry for the ladies bathing in the Sanggan River...Damn the third eye!

This big-skinned hooligan is too arrogant, even I think he just pretended to be cruising and passed by, his kid is so blatantly licking oil?!

'; Sooner or later, your eyes will burst!'; I took a sip and cursed viciously.

It's like thousands of years have passed, finally...the SB Dragon Knight finally appeared.

';Do you know, do you know, I will wait for you to wait until the flowers are also thankful...'; I shouted and stood up, almost unable to conceal the tears of excitement in my eyes. Intersection!

I haven't waited for my mixed feelings to be over...Is the wife of Dutou Liu's three-four-in-one rushed into the field?!

';Is there any King Fa?'; I glared at Piggy Liu condescendingly...If my eyes were arrows, Piggy Liu would definitely become a hedgehog!

Piggy Liu has an innocent look...KAO, KAO, KAO pretend to be confused with me?

I suddenly jumped into a thunder, and knocked over the seats in front of me.

When Goode saw that his posture was wrong, he quickly pulled and hugged me.

The old immortal actually has a gloating expression on his face?!

Never let the old immortal watch a joke, I abruptly suffocated my anger. I sat down again.

Humph......

I stared coldly at Grein in the field...

The dead snakehead Grein performed quite well today.....cooperating in tacit understanding with Little Butterfly, he had the upper hand for a while.

I squinted my eyes, rubbed my right hand on my belly, and thought to myself: "This dead snake's head has a sharp mouth and a slippery mouth. It looks like a pustule in front of the pig head Liu Xiaodie all day, with its funny expression. The exaggerated actions are always amused by Dutou Liu and Little Butterfly, who are always happy. And these are just what I can't do! Since ancient times, most of the monarchs in the dynasty, most of the monarchs in the ancient dynasty, most of them are prostitutes and treacherous. Stupid, but there are a lot of sperm in my mind, just keep putting away one harem, and we are still fucking! We are so exhausted to arm his harem, the cow is crossed, and I even appear There is no chance for me! If it is dead, it will be a pustule, but it is really not a kid! It is a curse for me to keep such a guy...It seems that there are some things I have to consider. Hum...dead snakehead, although you usually nod and bow to me, don't blame me for being ruthless in the face of this big problem.';

I stretched out my hand and wiped it on my mouth, thinking about it:';How to make this dead snake's head disappear cleanly? Create a traffic accident? Or cause a fire? Or...just eat it in the stomach?'; Thinking of this, I couldn't help laughing wickedly, with a hideous face against the flames!

Guoguo really wanted to feel something, so she stopped hitting her small punch, and jumped over like a ball, holding my leg and shaking his little head vigorously.

The miniature version of the little Hydra actually followed, and kept tapping its nine small heads, seeming to beg me to let Grein go.

Seeing the two little guys, I suddenly stared at me as if being splashed with cold water. What happened to me just now? Insane?

No wonder the elders in the clan have been teaching me that although I am a talented person, I am too arrogant... I must remember not to be too paranoid in everything in the future, otherwise it will be easy to fall into the trap...

I took a long sigh, and my face changed back. I greeted Guoguo and Little Hydra with a smile: "Come on, I will hold you and watch together";

.........

Continue 45.

When I saw the dead snake head actually stick my head in front of the Jasper Dragon to play hand-to-hand combat, I looked at the little Hydra with astonishment on my face and asked:'Your Kaizi's brain has been flooded?';

The little Hydra has no intention of answering my questions. The dead snake's head is obviously at a loss, and a few wounds have been added to his body in an instant... The little Hydra's tense heads are all squeezed into pomegranate seeds.

I covered my mouth and slapped Hache on the body of the little Hydra, and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, don't worry, you won't be able to hang it up.";

The little butterfly is now showing great power, and the warsong magic is being used at the same time, and the dragon knight who cooperates with the close fight of the dead snakehead has no power to fight back.....The victory will be announced soon.

Suddenly two big bubbles appeared out of thin air, separating the two sides...I, Kao, the old immortal can't sit still.

I looked at the old immortal and the remaining SD Dragon Knight coldly, twisted my neck, and after a crackling sound, I took out the former pig head Liu’s mace from the space ring and inserted it in On the saddle armor behind him.

It's time for me to play.....

I waved to stop the pig head Liu who was about to stand up, and pig head Liu hesitated for a while and sat down honestly.

I faintly said to Guoguo:'Son, we don't have time to perform this time, the old immortal will surely make trouble, you bring the crossbow and solve the battle within 5 seconds!';

I blew the whistle, and the little parrot flew over, puff, puff, and I said to the little parrot:'; Little bird, keep up, give us a pinch';

Seeing the little Hydra with a pitiful appearance, I smiled and put her on my saddle, and said:'Come on, you also go up and play, take a breath for your stupid guy';

I froze in the air, looking at the approaching white dragon with pity in my eyes...

Guoguo jumped on me excitedly, playing his set of small combination punches.

'; Son, go up'; I screamed, and my body turned into a stream of light and rushed towards the white dragon. The red light of feathers flashed across my body, shooting! Instantly turned into a rain of arrows!

The white dragon was shocked, and finally relied on the powerful wind magic to barely escape half of his position, and escaped the fate of becoming'Maolong'.

'; fool, your nightmare has just begun'; I secretly said.

In such a moment, I had deceived the Baise dragon, looking at the white dragon’s stunned expression, I pulled out the mace and yelled,'Strike Huashan!'; the mace turned into a black light. The stick hit the big white dragon's head, and the flesh and blood flew! I flicked my neck and blocked the spear stabbed by the SD dragon knight with my long beak. I turned my body and then yelled:'; '; Another stick hit the white dragon's temple fiercely. This big white-skinned meat bun was in a coma at the time. One head fell to the ground. The dragon knight stared and remained motionless, his mouth gurgling out. , It is estimated that I have been scared and stimulated to lose IQ.

It’s a pity that Guoguo missed, and all the crossbow arrows in front were shot. Time is running out, and I can’t take care of the mentally retarded patient riding on the white-skinned meat bag. Grab the falling white dragon and brandish a mace. I smashed one stick after another, and I cursed while smashing:'; I will let you TMD Niu B, I will let you TMD Niu B...';

Damn, the one who hurriedly hurriedly was still disturbed by that old immortal, fucking TMD got another balloon to save people!

Dare to love me, the old immortal had already prepared the spell when I was not on the court. This old immortal bastard has added three levels! I am really angry!

This balloon is really solid BT. I chased a few sticks and went up without breaking it. Guoguo, the little Hydra, and the little parrot were also busy with it.

Forget it. Looking at the pig head Liu below, I winked and beckoned. I turned back and flew back to the stand of the five horses and three swords in the stands, and asked the little parrot:'; bird, how many seconds?';

The little parrot croaked and yelled:';5 seconds 7....5 seconds 7....5 seconds 7';

'; Day, I didn’t get rid of that meat bun after overtime!'; I looked at the mace in my hand and took a sip. I haven’t used this thing much before, so it’s not easy. I promise that the big white-skinned meat buns turn into buns!

With a little loss and a little anger, I scanned the audience with arrogant and domineering eyes, and there was chaos in the stands.

When my gaze fell on the Jasper Dragon who was coughing up blood in a human form, I smiled, smiling very warmly. What I mean is very clear:'; Little girl, now you are not sad and angry. , You’re lucky if you didn’t meet me! Wow ha ha ha ha’;

Jasper Dragon trembled all over,'Wow'; another big mouthful of blood spurted out.

I frowned, TNND, what a pity, so much dragon blood...but it's worth a lot of money!

Watching Dutou Liu and the old, undead hippie smiling face go together and leave, I looked at the sky...At this time the nightlife has just begun.

Today Jingguan made a big appearance, and hit the wind, and I wandered down with the contents of the book.

Outer articles.

It is rare to spend a half-day leisure time in the floating life, soak in the jar of Jingguan God!

I haven't been here for a few days, and something has happened!

I don’t know who has voted on the Jingguanshen jar, what Guoguo, parrot, piggy, and if I had to sacrifice one, who would sacrifice.

When I saw it, I was furious. It's not that shit-shell guys got p-eyes-okay (shit) looking for things (shit)! Which guy is impatient?

Guoguo is so cute and cute---sacrifice him?-----Who is so vicious? Pull out and let Guoguo pop to death!

The little pig is the orphan entrusted by the Prince of the Far East-----sacrificing him?-----Who is so shameless? Pull out and let the little pig suck the dick to death!

The parrot is cheap and not chirp, but honest and funny-----sacrificing him?-----Who is so mean? Pull out and let the parrot babble to death!

I am so handsome, brave and brave-----sacrifice me?-----who is so bold? Pull over and let Laozi burn the chicken to death!

I thought for a while. Since I am not alone, I should call Guoguo, Piggy, and the parrot to discuss together.

Guoguo looked at her two little eyes and immediately dimmed, and a little butt sat on the ground, lowered her head, and her ears did not speak.

The child followed Zhutou Liu from the beginning, and everything passed by. Suddenly taking such an incident, it must be very uncomfortable in his heart.

The little pig looked like'; live pigs are not afraid of boiling water'; appearance, unexpectedly booed.

I really cried or laughed when I looked at such a trick.

The little parrot was stunned as soon as he saw it, then trembled all over, and finally started crying:';Who is this cruel! He is deliberately trying to kill me!...I...I... .';

I couldn't help rolling my eyes, thinking why I was deliberately trying to kill you? Isn't this everyone on the top?

The little parrot continued to scream with his nose and tears: "Woo woo woo... Aurora, you... You are the Minister of Defense and Commander-in-Chief of the Air Force, with a great responsibility; Guoguo is the Minister of Organization and Special The captain of the Zhan Brigade, in addition to hooking up the chick for the lord, will also be on the battlefield; Xiaozhu is the Minister of Foreign Affairs and the commander of the machine gun company, in addition to the mission of establishing diplomatic relations with the Far Eastern Tang-Tibet Empire, he can also implement firepower suppression on the battlefield... .Just me...I'm a useless propaganda minister and I didn't do anything at all...Isn't this going to kill me?...Wow...Wow...'

Hearing what the little parrot said, everyone really thought it was a little bit interesting, and suddenly felt that the little parrot was so wronged and hurriedly rushed for a while to comfort.

'; No, I have to find a solution'; I thought while knocking on the table.

Suddenly my eyes lit up, Pansi Daxian, how did I forget this guy. This guy is a famous Internet expert in the heavens!

I immediately found out Pansi Daxian's mobile phone number and dialed it.

After ringing for a long time, I heard an angry voice coming over there:'Who, who, who';

I: "It's me, Aurora. What are you doing, brother, talking like a gun";

Pansi Daxian:'; Brother Aurora, it's okay, I'm just playing around... what's the matter with brother?';

Me:'Why, I can't call you if I am fine?';

Pansi Daxian:'Go... Brother, don't fool your brother, I'm playing, what can I say!';

I told the whole story to my thoughts like this.

Pansi Daxian:';Little KISS, you think about the content in a while and send me a text message, I'll do it for you right away!';

I hung up and said to Guoguo, Piggy and Little Parrot: "Okay, now everyone thinks about replacing that vote with something else, write it down and give it to me";

The little guys got busy as soon as they heard it, and they were handed in after a while.

Fruity: Whose theme has the largest and roundest Mimi

Choose A Ningyu mother B Helen mother C Mermaid mother D Daisy Nanny E Swan sister F Saint sister

Little Pig's: Whose theme has the most taste of Mimi

Choose A Aunt Mermaid B Aunt Helen C Aunt Ningyu D Uncle Richard E Daisy Nanny

Parrot's: Subject Who is my language teacher

Choose A, Lord Richard, B, an aunt C, Panda Good, D, drink low copper, E, letter number, F, can’t dry on the bowl

Day...I looked at the triumphant cocky look of the three little guys, and I lost my temper.

I thought about it and decided to use a little parrot... Guoguo and Piggy looked upset, I rolled my eyes, can I be as mindless as you two little boys?

PS: It's pure trouble, although it is very vulgar but not malicious, the Tongzi involved should not be angry. A couplet couplet for the majority of book fans Tongzi (only for men's SE LANG)

Shanglian: Left and right hold the cock hard

Bottom line: Thousands of insertions will not be soft

Horizontal Phi: Yue Mingyong

46. ​​I am so embarrassed now.

I hid in a dark corner while cursing while cleaning up the eggs and leaves...

Just after the murderous aura in the Colosseum was so spectacular, I encountered Waterloo for the first time in the Dolo Star Nightclub.

The circumstances of life are true. TMD will joke.

KAO, KAO, KAO...

Lao Tzu came out for a stroll and couldn't help but walked over to see the blossoming flowers of the Dolo Star Nightclub.

Not only did a few egg-child door boys not respectfully greet me as a distinguished guest

I also laughed loudly at what I said every day I saw the belt'; bird'; people who came and have not seen a'; bird'; came alone.

Fuck, I didn't care about those little babes who didn't know, I just walked inside, and was thrown out by a few big guys...

One of them pointedly pointed to the bulletin board at the door, which read:'Disadvantaged, no entry is allowed';

My day, I didn't wear any clothes at all. Where did the clothes come from?

Anyway, if you dress neatly and enter ten people, nine of them must be naked. What's wrong with Lao Tzu going in naked? What's more, Lao Tzu is so handsome!

Damn it, damn formalism in this place?!

TNND, that's not counting, there are still a few little girls who went to the kitchen to hit me with eggs, vegetables and leaves.....

Pity my hero, being so humiliated, he can only flee...

No, when has I been so embarrassed? Go back to the dead mouse head Totti, and let the kid buy me this place!

The doormen who made fun of Lao Tzu and the security guard who threw Lao Tzu out all lay on the ground as carpets for Lao Tzu!

Those little girls who have fallen into trouble strip the bed and use it as a mattress!

I am going to enter the venue naked this time!

The eyebrows I was planning were dancing, and suddenly there was an explosion in my ear, the voice of Fat Elephant Luo:'Elder, why are you here?';

I can't help crying because of me. Is it possible that the pig head Liu and the old immortal dangling here? This is terrible....I'm ashamed and thrown home!

I turned my head to look at me, who was sorrowful and unwilling, only Fat Elephant Luo and Nedved...

';Hey, what about Pighead Liu and the old one?'; I asked suspiciously.

';Oh, they seem to have some private affairs to discuss...Lord Richard let us go back first'; Nedved continued.

'; Fortunately, fortunately, luck, luck'; I was relieved immediately.

';Elder, you...what's the matter with you?'; Nedved clearly saw my current embarrassed image. Asked cautiously.

'; Um... this... I accidentally... fell into someone's kitchen'; I quickly made up a crappy excuse.

Nedved listened for a moment, when Fat Elephant Luo actually laughed and started rolling on the ground:'Hahaha...hahaha...hahaha';

Fat elephant, you kid is too presumptuous, so you don't give face!

I rushed over without saying anything, it was a fat beating.

Back at the post house, Goode saw Fat Elephant Luo with big dark circles under his eyes and laughed: "Wow, hahaha, you guys also come back with panda makeup... You laughed so hard to me.";

Fat Xiangluo still wanted to plead, but I stared back into his stomach with a vicious look.

'; Damn. Look what you see! Go back to sleep, fucked up'; I shouted fiercely.

Tonight’s nightlife really failed!

Feeling

It's been a year since I arrived in this new continent in a blink of an eye...

Although the time is short... but there are also hearsays and personal experiences. In addition to the occasional feelings of homesickness that rippling in the memory, more of the strong family affection and the tragic fight...

There are also shadows of super powers similar to me.

Although these super-level powerhouses have different destinies, some are even more killers... but they are the same powerhouses. In addition to the heroes' passion and the helplessness of their masters, some rabbits and foxes can't help but feel sad.

I wrote them down, as if to keep my old figure.

01. Dragon Tortoise

Comment: The greatness of life, the sadness of death.

Advice: You must go to a regular hospital to give birth. Although the charge is a bit more expensive, it is at least safer. By the way, don't forget to mark after giving birth to avoid mistakes.

02. Star-tailed turtle

Comment: Greed leads to destruction

Advice: The law stipulates that private property is sacred and inviolable...Please remember to never blaspheme the dignity of the law.

03. Hell Black Dragon

Comment: Help Zhou not cherish the abuse and death

Advice: You should have studied human nature. Evil is actually nothing. The important thing is not to be so pure... and not to be used by the same evil and lewd women.

04. Fei Wenli Poisonous Python

Comment: Yangbing died in a thousand days

Advice: It is more important to be sober-minded and sensible to be worshipped. Otherwise, you will be killed by your boss next time.

05.Comodo war behemoth

Comment: Bright meteor

Advice: Don't learn Huang Jiguang again next time...

06. Sitting Dragon

Comment: Bloody Speculator

Advice: By chance, you stepped on the head and blood of the giant war beast of Comodo to become a replacement, so you can do it for yourself.

07.Golden Dragon Haselbaink

Comment: A worthy opponent

Advice: Your sacrificing spirit touched me, but I hope you be careful of your own shameless frame-ups, which are often more deadly than the long knife in my hand!

08. Hydra Hydra

Comment: No matter how many lives, you can't resist memorizing it. Fortunately, love has created a miracle.

Advice: Without advice, I am moved except sighing.

10. Tide Lord Grein

Comment: Able to bend and stretch out a generation of heroes

Advice: if you come, you will be safe

11.Jasper Dragon

Comment: Stealing chicken is not a model of anti-eclipse

Advice: Following a arrogant woman is really not a wise choice.

12.White dragon

Comment: short-lived

Advice: Children, grow up quickly. Otherwise, you will end up in the hands of your stupid master.

.......

I looked at the densely packed names in the diary, and I was in a daze. Many of them have become historical dust...

I know that in the days to come, there will be more powerful people... and I have to face it. This is my choice and there is no way out.

Super power? I gave a wry smile. A group of poor worms who didn't even have a tombstone died.

I am fortunate because I am still alive; I am sad because I am also strong.

47. The ruling class will always use its power in every possible way to squeeze the working people.

While I was still tossing and turning about what happened tonight, I saw the wretched face of Liu Dutou came in through the crack of the door again.

Pighead Liu pretended to be surprised and said: "Aha, Brother Huohe, you haven't slept yet, it just happens to happen. I have something to ask you for help.";

I pulled up the quilt and covered my head, and said angrily:'I have fallen asleep, please do not disturb!';

Piggy Liu laughed loudly: "Can I talk even when I fall asleep?";

I huffed and sat up, and said sternly:'Can't I talk in sleep?';

When Pighead Liu heard this, he was sitting on the side of the bed laughing and joking. This guy had a thicker skin than the city wall. He was really defeated.

Zhutou Liu:'Brother Huohe, I just found a way to detoxify, please work hard, go to Fei Lengcui, and take Vieri over';

Me:'Come less, you do show again! I'm too lazy to care about your show, don't use me as a cushion.';

Dutou Liu rolled his eyes:';How is this a show? I am concerned about Vieri. Isn't it because I don't want to solve my troubles sooner? I!';

I twisted my head and said: "Come on, you still care about the big black bear, you care about the mouse in your crotch, it hasn't drilled a hole in a few days. Let me pick up the big black bear now, to show how caring you are Fooling, there are a bunch of big eyeballs with sticks and mallets underneath. I am leaving here, and you will quickly detoxify and let your mice go through holes and be happy. You want to be beautiful. You look for dead snakeheads, I will not go!';

Pighead Liu was almost distracted by my choking:'You...you...oh, isn't Grein injured? Mo'er still feels distressed now';

I yelled at the time:'Wow... your wife feels distressed, it's okay to look down on friends! Go out, I don't know you, Sanyou Na Lagu is white';

Pighead Liu looked bad, then stared at me fiercely and said: "A set of Xiang Ma Qian photo album";

'; Cut, do you want to buy me?'; I twisted my neck and didn't hear it.

Pighead Liu saw that I didn't respond, stood up and went around in the room, slamming his fist on the wall with a dull fist and gritted his teeth and said:'Add a photo album of Qiu Shuzhen!';

I immediately jumped up and patted the pig head Liu's back and said:'Deal! My brother, don't regret it!';

TNND, finally blackmailing Dutou Liu was so excited, I regret it when I came out. I forgot to find a fur robe and put it on.

The spring is cold, the temperature in the high sky at night is very low and the air is still very humid, and I don’t even have a single hair on my body...not long after flying, a thin layer of stubble formed on my body.

When I was struggling to fly to the red soil plateau, I felt that I was no different from a white chicken that had just been pulled out of the cold storage.

At that time, the sky was still dark, and I faintly discerned the flames of Fei Leng Cui, reluctantly adjusted the direction and rushed down.

There was a loud thump, and water splashed everywhere. I actually got my head into the Sanggan River?!

Who? Who insisted on putting the river lantern last night? TMD also put on such a big river lantern?

I almost used the strength of suckling to crawl up the river bank. I threw off the water plants from my head and panted heavily.

Huh? Why do I feel a little pain in my neck? I lowered my head to see, I KAO, a big crab is holding Lao Tzu's neck!

The dead crab actually stretched out its other big tongs, one by one, why? One tongs is not addictive, why?

I was furious, and I reached out and grabbed the dead crab off. It became a spider directly.

'My boy, it's cheap, you old turtle cover, and I was pinched by Lao Tzu, you are still pregnant!'; I said to the big crab on the ground slurping and foaming.

Back at Feilengcui, I sat down on the big wooden pier and drank a big pot of steaming bamboo rice porridge.

But my head is a little dizzy, forget it, go back quickly, the sky is also bright.

I turned my head and said to Vieri: "Big black bear, get ready to go";

Vieri looked at me, expecting to say:'Elder, I think you have a fever, you should take some medicine to rest and rest.';

'; have a fever?'; I was taken aback, I touched my head:'No, it's all right, let's go'; I then said to Vieri.

Vieri shivered:'You always said it's okay...but I dare not, the wooden pier under your old butt is smoking and burning';

Damn, I really have a fever...

49. When I returned to the post house, I saw that gang of militiamen surrounded the old undead gang meeting with fierce eyes.

It's too classic! This group of guys is simply too suitable for a promising career as bandit!

As soon as the people dispersed, I found that the pig head Liu stood like a wall-climbing toad.....Is this guy still practicing the legendary flying toad?

But I immediately noticed that the appearance of the two little female dragons has changed...Suddenly, I realized it!

I dare to love the fact that the dragon’s cave is dangerous when I heard the elders before, it’s still true! Stupid idiot, wouldn’t you break a table leg and explore the way first?

So why did Daisilon put a metal arm on you? People thought about it for you, but you don't understand it! What a failure! I despised Duotou Liu again!

But I am very interested in the secrets hidden under the clothes of Dutou Liu...or rather curious!

I didn’t say anything, rushed over, ignoring the old undead’s white eyes like the toilet bowl that was not flushed after diarrhea, grabbed the pig’s head Liu, and yelled:’; come, come, come back with me Room, I have top secret things to tell you...';

When I rushed to the room, I squatted my shoulders and threw Dutou Liu onto the bed. Dutou Liu didn't even have the ability to resist... Of course, the clothes had been torn off by me.

Ancient martial arts in the Far East!

Undressing eighteen falls!

'; Damn! Whip flower?'; I exclaimed when I saw the appearance of the little brother of the pig head Liu Xiaxia.

'; I didn't expect... I could actually see the living whip flower!'; I was trembling with excitement, and my voice trembled.

'; The carving is so exquisite... Campas... is actually the legendary ju flower whip-Fangxi Qiuyu!'; My voice is on a scale again!

I didn't care about the facial expressions of the pig head Liu at this time is the same as that of the Zhouzhou children. (It is not a discrimination but a description)

I continued to talk to myself and saliva flew:'; good carving skills! First deep and then shallow, first heavy and then light, when the depth is heavy, the magnificent atmosphere will fall, and when the light is light, the dragonfly will move and float! As the old man said, this is not bad. The periphery must be carved by Daisy, and the center of the flower is Xiaona's knife and pen!';

Speaking of this, I can’t help sighing: “; If these two people display separately, Daisy will come out”; the bristles dust the Buddha’s dust”; Xiaona comes out “; the red pink Ruyi”; these two kinds of ju flowers are also peerless treasures. !Ah...it's a pity, now the two of them use a whip and a knife, although they are also treasures.....how can it be compared to two treasures... alas... ..';

When I couldn't help but reach out for'Fangxi Qiuyu'; when I wanted to play with it, Pighead Liu awoke, hurriedly jumped up to cover his crotch, and stammered:'; I, Kao, you... .What do you... want to do?';

I kept a serious look, and the demeanor gave Liu Liu a very sincere tone:'Brother Liu, this Fangxi Qiuyu Juhua whip under your crotch is a rare treasure. I intend to collect it. Please Brother Liu cut love for perfection';

Piggy Liu was taken aback for a moment, and then shouted angrily:'Get out! Get out! Get out!...what Fangxi Qiuyu...Go to hell you!';

';Ah.....'; I know that I'm also playing the piano to the bull again. The two fairy dragons shed blood, fighting bloody, bloody, and painstakingly crafted such a rare treasure. I am afraid that it will disappear, and my heart will be sorrowful. I feel sad. Turned around and left, with infinite nostalgia for Fangxi Qiuyu.

Outside the window, a red sun gushes like blood!

(PS: Fangxi autumn rain, mane dusting Buddha dust, red powder Ruyi are all ju flower names, please go to /bbs/printpage.asp?BoardID=59&; ID=2786)

Outer Recall

I once suspected that the pig head Liu was actually one of the nine sons of the Far East Tianlong.

Gourmet is also the offspring of dragon and pig intercourse, eating all kinds of living things in the world, known as'; gourmet animal'; of course, people in the back are called him'; devouring the king of hammock';

In addition to his own dragon breath, this guy really has an extraordinary sense of food, and I am full of praise for the various foods he created.

However, the glutton I encountered in the Far East is the dragon head, pig ears, round mouth, and long harsh. The pig head Liu is much better than that guy in light appearance. This inheritance is really amazing.

But when I think of the gluttony I met when I was a child, my stomach hurts. That guy couldn’t comment on him. My wife is abnormal!

Back then, I went to Hundred Beast Mountain, but when I arrived, I found that there was no shadow of birds or beasts. I was still wondering what was going on. The elders of the clan told me that this place is a good place for beasts and birds to contend. lifeless?

At the moment, I was full of doubts, wandering on the mountain, and suddenly saw a restlessness in the woods on the mountainside not far away. Something seemed to rush over, and the towering trees broke off along the way. I was shocked, spreading my wings and rushing into the air, I was about to take a closer look. A huge afterimage suddenly flew from below. Before I had time to react, I felt tight and wanted to be bitten by something. I was almost not scared to death at the time. Grandma gave me a stick, and the instinctive firepower under panic Fully open, full of flames, turning his head and opening his mouth to that guy is a fiery bullet!

With a loud bang, the guy vomited me out, coupled with the counter-shock of the flame bomb, I turned several somersaults in the air to stabilize it, and I took a closer look, except for some glue-like liquid. There was no damage, and I took a big breath. I can't help but feel lucky. Fuck, I'm a genius!

At this time, I saw a dragon-head pig-eared guy floating in the air dozens of yards in front, with green smoke in his big mouth, desperately coughing, and his whole body was bombarded with flames, black and white. It was funny. .

My day, Lao Tzu’s flame bombs didn’t blow up that stuff...I couldn’t help but feel a little bit frustrated, but my eager nature immediately dispelled the idea of ​​slipping. Such a powerful enemy made me feel extremely Excitement.

When I was gearing up to fight, the guy clutched my neck and shouted: "Ah...cough... is the Bolangsha family on the other side?";

I was stunned, and wondered which way this guy was on? But I immediately replied:'Exactly, who is on the opposite side? Why attack me?';

The guy on the opposite side waved his hand repeatedly, coughing and said:'; SORRY, SORRY, I am gluttonous... and Tianhua, your patriarch, is a year-long friend, just a misunderstanding.';

Seeing that I still looked distrustful, the guy couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, and said: "I...I didn't lie to you, I'm really gluttonous... Just now I mistakenly thought you were a bird of the Bai Beast Mountain... .That's why...this...this...this is really sorry.';

Day! I just want to say such a word.

Taotie made a gesture, pointed to a stone platform on the top of the mountain below, and said:'My little friend, please sit down there, I will wash, and then I will tell my little friend';

He came back in the blink of an eye, and said with a mean smile: "What do you call my little friend? My little friend is very talented. At a young age, there are 70% hot flames...';

I replied with a blank face:'gluttony, I'm over rewarded. I ask you, what happened to the extinction of the Beast Mountain and the birds and beasts?';

Taotie didn't care about my attitude at all, scratching his head, as if a little embarrassed, said:'This...they...all...all got into my stomach';

What? I can hardly believe my ears, the mountain of birds and beasts...all...all eaten?

I looked at the guy in front of me dumbfounded, thinking that I was almost eaten into my stomach by this guy just now, and I was suddenly angry, and I got up and got ready to fight.

Taotie hurriedly gestured vigorously, told me to sit down, and said, "You don’t want to get angry. It was really a misunderstanding just now. Isn’t this mountain of beasts, it’s the nature of heaven and earth... the birds and beasts are delicious and unique... .. And the taste of different birds and beasts is endless.....I couldn't hold back eating a little bit more...but I promise I will definitely not kill them...I am gluttonous all my life. I have a soft spot for all kinds of delicacies.....and the aristocratic Tianhua patriarch is also a year-long acquaintance who has a passion for food.';

I couldn't help rolling my eyes when I heard this:';What kind of world is this TMD?';

However, since I got involved with the patriarch Tianhua, I had no choice but to echo:'; Patriarch Tianhua is indeed good at food.....that...ah....has a lot of knowledge';

Seeing my answer like this, Taotie clapped his hands in overjoy and said: "It is rare for a little friend to be like-minded...come...today we have a few drinks from him.";

When I said that two jars of wine were actually changed, he handed me a jar, and then said: "This is Yaochi jade liquid...I took a lot of effort to get it.";

Yaochi jade liquid?! My day.....this gluttony is really good.....can actually get such a good stuff. Go to his mother, don’t drink it, don’t drink it!

Then we both drank and talked nonsense, and listened to what the gluttonous said was how delicious and how delicious.

At the end of the wine drink, the gluttonous glutton was obviously a little bit drunk, even I was a little dizzy. Although this Yaochi jade liquid is mellow and delicious, it is more powerful than the wine in the world.

The gluttonous patted my shoulder and hummed and said: "Brother...I'm really sorry for what happened just now...but I have tasted the taste of brothers, brother, you definitely have the same taste as Mapo Tofu. A comparison! Fresh...spicy...hot...ma...scented...your brother, I don’t understand a little bit... Besides the above, you still bring There is a wild smell... weird... I just can’t tell... brother... what good things you brought, don’t hide from your brother, I... bring it to your brother Let me see....';

I laughed, and put my arms around the gluttonous neck dazedly and said: "I didn’t have anything... I didn’t bring it... You said, brother, when I was just bitten by you. ...Brother me...I was so scared to pee...hahaha...wild...wild taste';

It seems that I fainted after talking about gluttonous food. I don’t know if I was drunk or some other reason. Afterwards, I never saw this again'; lovely brother';.

The gluttonous man who drank my boy urine, how are you in your hometown?

My eye sockets are moist.

50. Today, the pig head Liu He actually hooked up the eyebrows with the Jing Worm leather bag called Hulun, which is really disgusting.

Sitting on the sofa in the lobby, I grabbed a few newspapers and put it on a stack of newspapers. My current policy for Dutou Liu is not to see and not to bother.

Turning it over, a big headline greeted the eyes <; The Vatican was furious at the fiasco of the actual combat exercise, and the modernization of the army is imperative>;

Fuck, boring...reforming the army? Why not just hack that SB chief priest! It's pure shit!

Turn over again, the title "Faced with the invasion of beast culture, the quality of the people is worth worrying about>;

Today, this Danzier report actually said that our victory in the song and dance competition was actually due to the low quality of the people...the standard dog farts!

Turn over and over again, what is this <; when a gangster defeats a knight, is it progress or backward>;

I KAO, which bastard TMD wrote this report? Can I get into history when I fight a fight or go back?! I really should let this bastard eat poop, this girl is a fart dog!

I rummaged.....

<;The surface scenery undercurrents are turbulent, and the seething crew is in danger>;

Day, it is another hype that provokes out of nothing! Annoying!

........

<; Naked Bird Nights in the nightclub, everyone works together to solve the crisis>;

Whoa, whoa, who dare to slander my reputation! When did I break in? I dare to expose my scars...If you don't do this, you can't let the clubs know, otherwise, where is Lao Tzu's face?

I folded the newspaper, and pretended to shout:'Who else read this newspaper?';

The waiter at the post house hurriedly replied: "This is the newspaper just delivered today. No one but you has read it yet";

I was overjoyed in my heart, and then asked: "Where is the newspaper published publicly?";

The waiter replied:';Yes...but every time Lord Chamberlain must be reviewed first, because Lord Zhang has been here, so the newspaper is delivered here. The newspaper is on Wallen Street.';

Hahahaha...It's too inch, I picked up the newspaper and rushed out of the post.

I was sitting leisurely in the open-air coffee shop on Wallen Street, drinking coffee... admiring a building not far away with flames and thick smoke tumbling, and fire trucks screaming and screaming. Passed. Looking at the pedestrians on the side of the road, one by one stopped and looked terrified.... I felt quite comfortable, life, how good it is to sun and drink coffee, there is no need to read any newspapers!

Just when the god of puppies was carefree, a newspaper suddenly appeared in front of Lao Tzu. I glared at it, and it was a little newspaper boy.

Little newspaper boy:'; Mr. Big Bird, the new tabloid, the content is absolutely shocking! The modern version of Beauty and the Beast ---- A beast giant bird of the Beamon Mission broke out a scandal with the wife of its lord, the famous lace reporter Fallen Angel No. 13 Exclusive report.... Would you like a copy?';

My head was dizzy...really...what a hell, I grabbed the newspaper and threw it on the ground and trampled it back and forth like crazy! I stepped on it, I stepped on it!

'; Fallen Angel No. 13, I swear to cut your little cock!'; I howl hysterically.

The music of the roadside shop is faintly sounding'; It's been annoying recently.... It's been annoying recently...';

51. I slept for a long time today, it was really comfortable.

As soon as I walked to the hall, I saw pig head Liu Jian coming in from the door with a smile, and a pig head was still arching on the faces of Daisy and Xiaona. What a shame!

When Piggy Liu saw me, he yelled: "Aurora, you and Vieri will return to Fei Leng Cui in a moment, and bring back the remains of a steel golem.";

My day! What a bad luck! I met the pig head broom star when I went out!

Pighead Liu Quandang didn't see my sullen face, and put his arms around the two little dragons and shouted: "I will go back to the room for a while, you will prepare the carriage, I will go back to the Prime Minister's Mansion, there have been so many things these days ....';

Looking at the back of Dutou Liu, his hips twisted three times! I was about to jump and scold! This guy is really shameful!

As soon as I turned around, I saw Ningyu standing on the steps of the aisle, motionless, a trace of resentment in her eyes looming.

I was in a daze for an instant... this look? Once upon a time?

The memory of a graceful figure breaking through the layers of dust quietly opened in my mind. The figure carried a faint mist, only a pair of eyes were like a puff of clear water, and the faint resentment was like a jumping ripple.

Suddenly looking back... it is a thousand years.

As a young man, I have cultivated the illusion of heaven in just a thousand years, and can go further into the illusion of heaven to climb into the fairyland. He is hailed as the genius of heaven and arrogance in the family.

At that time, I was young and frivolous, ignoring the repeated persuasion of my elders, and transformed into a humanoid game world. I even ran into a beautiful woman in the empty mountain valley.

At that time, she was twenty-eight years old, as beautiful as an orchid, and graceful, like a willow, proud as a plum, and beautiful. I was handsome and graceful, both civil and military instructed the world's heroes.

Together we searched for flowers, played in the water, wrote poems and painted pictures, mingled with piano and flute,...like a couple of gods and goddesses.

However, although I transformed the human form with the illusion of heaven, I was confused by the worldly mind after the illusion, greedy for the beauty of the world, and made mistakes again and again.

I went to see her fewer and fewer times, and the intervals became longer and longer. Every time she saw my absent-minded appearance, there was such a faint resentment in her eyes.

I even broke my secrets after being drunk... let her know where I really came from.

After waking up, she sent me away as usual, and I did not look back as usual.

A year later, when I came to her Yulin Xiaozhu again, I found a thin layer of dust fell in the room.

I saw her last words for me on the desk.

';...When you saw the message, I was already gone... I should have been satisfied to meet you... The world is multi-national, I know Zhaohua is easy to die... I want you to remember When I was most beautiful...

Although you and I have never had a skin-to-kin relationship so far... I don’t know how many reincarnations are going to be here... If the heavens have eyes on you, I can be a human being in the same life and continue the front, I hope you can let me be your only one wife.';

I suddenly thundered...under my palpitations, a mouthful of blood came out. Countless blood-colored plum blossoms bloomed on the pale wooden wall.

I wandered in the mountains desperately, calling her name ceaselessly...

At the place where I first met, I saw her stone statue, she is still so beautiful and proud, the stone statue is gurgling down the mountain...

I was trembling and stroking her stone statue, tears streaming down, I knew I was wrong, I was wrong... I pulled off the stone statue I gave her the sentiment hosta, and pierced my forehead fiercely with the imprint of the phantasy heart Go down!

I ruined my illusion of heaven! I am no longer a human in this life!

.......

Before I knew it, I was already in tears.

Ningyu looked at me with a bit of consternation and affection in his eyes.

I knew I couldn't change anything, I turned around and fled, just like running away from Lan'er's eyes in memory.

This article was written by the book fan Tongzi some time ago about when to turn a human figure into an introduction. I can’t make a spoof on this issue, so I wrote it like this. In the future, if the boss of Jingguan turns into a human again, I will hit the wall. .But the boss of Jingguan really wants to change a person, I just deleted this one and solved it, wow hahaha...

52. Finally I am going to explore the underground world, and I have also swept away the irritability and depression of the past, and my face is radiant!

In order to cooperate with this exciting trip, I specially made a moxi dry hair type on the back of my neck, TNND, as handsome as possible!

Unexpectedly, that little nun named Joan would go with him... why? It's not enough after so many days?

I rely on... Pig head Liu didn't he just touched your little hoof? Your little hoof is endless?

Is it because you are not addicted to the pig head Liu pinched you without you?

Are you reserved, can you?

Today, if Dutou Liu does it directly, you still can’t open a monastery on Dutou Liu’s crotch?

Forget it, drove the pig head Liu is also a master of the second child, all day long TMD'; bird matter'; constant'; chicken benefits'; a lot.

Zhutou Liu:'In order to reach Azeras Mountain as soon as possible, except me, Guoguo, and my two close-fitting Xiaomi dragons, everyone else enters the space ring!';

Me:'; You go in too, I know the way, I fly faster by myself! You are all playing mahjong in it!';

Pighead Liu rolled his eyes:'Cut it, come on, who knows if your kid will throw my ring in the pit?';

My day...Historical progress is too fast, right? Pigs have such a high IQ?!

When I arrived at the foot of the Azeras Mountain, I was stunned.....Which BT did this?

The whole mountain is carved into a statue of a god, with a big hole between the legs. Dare to believe that we came so hard to drill the crotch?

That's all, why are you doing such a big cave? The upper edge is against the dick of the god!

Forget it, but don’t you have a natural cave, do you have to carve half-curved false doors on both sides of the cave?

I recognize this, but why do you still let the cracks on the edge of the cave grow thatched?

I can bear it, the ghost is the big and round birdhouse at the top of the hole!

I'm almost jumping! I said, why are you doing TMD like this in a broken cave?

I just went on an adventure, how does it feel like TMD went down and reborn?

Seeing the wretched look of pig head Liu, I suddenly wanted to kick him in!

Obviously this cave is specially prepared for this pig!

The door of the cave was wide open, and behind it was a gloomy avenue...The faintly screaming noises signaled the danger hidden in the darkness.

'; Jingguan God bless this place, don't be like the Dragon Cave, I don't want to be carved into ju flowers'; I secretly prayed.

Like all adventure novels, the gloomy road is always very long, and there are definitely nine bends and eighteen bends...

Although I knew from the novels that such a road must be decorated with skeleton remains, I still felt a little nervous when I saw it...

The vast abyss, the violent wind, the spiraling stairs...We proceeded cautiously all the way.

When we reached the entrance of a cave, we found a huge body.

'Wow...what a dead dog!'; I exclaimed.

Pighead Liu took the others to look at it and his face was solemn, saying that this is the legendary three-headed dog of hell, Kerberos, who was killed with a fire monster.

Guoguo found a feather, and the two little female dragons immediately screamed, "Fire Phoenix!";

';Fire Phoenix?'; I followed them with a scream, and the drool came down.

Wow...In this dark and strange underground world...SM...It's so exciting.

I shouted'GO.GO.GO'; I rushed into the cave in front...

Outside the cave is the Great Plain?! So we have reached the underground world!

At this time, I am full of admiration for the great man who created the underground world channel!

Along the way, I deeply realized how many dangers and hardships a sperm has to go through to reach*. No wonder some people say, “All those who come to this world are strong!”;

Alas, not to mention how many tragic deaths of sperm this journey is dangerous and unpredictable, but after all, it is considered to have died well...

The saddest thing is that when countless aspiring people want to embark on the journey, they find that they have been sent directly to the Durres concentration camp.

What's more, when he went out of school generously, he hit a wall and killed him, fell to his death, drowned in the water, died in the sun, and was smoked to death by poop...

Oops!

TODAY, let me pay tribute to countless heroes who have died after death!

This article is more spoof...Ladies don't read it.