The daily life of a dimensional traverser

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Ye Yixu stared at the audience blankly, and the audience stared at him blankly. For a while, none of the more than one hundred people on the scene knew what to do.

"Meow~" A cute cat cry came from the direction of the backstage.

Ye Yixu mechanically looked at the sound source and found that Yin Zhiyin clenched his hands in a fist-like manner and held it up and down on both cheeks.

When did they sell me cute cats... Uh!

Suddenly, he understood Yin Zhiyin's suggestion, isn't he playing the cat monster now!

So Ye Yixu supported the ground with one hand, curled his other hand into the shape of a cat's claw and scratched his head, simulating the way a cat combed its hair.He deliberately pinched his voice and said: "Meow~ I am a cat monster transformed from obsession, meow~"

Yin Zhiyin just breathed a sigh of relief because Ye Yixu resolved the stage accident, and then heard the other anxious "meow" a few times before realizing that it was his turn to take the stage, and ran up with a heavy dress.

"That, what... poor, sad monster, let me... Master Mian, come to sing for you, what kind of funeral song... let's!"

Yin Zhiyin stumblingly finished the lines, then holding the samurai sword provided by Ah Qian's friendship, he rushed towards the cat monster played by Ye Yixu.

However, every two steps she took, she was tripped by the irregular hem of the long skirt, and after repeated several times, her patience was also consumed.I saw Yin Zhiyin throw away the props, grabbed the corners of the skirt and pulled it forcefully...The audience took a breath as they "screamed" when the fabric was torn.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Is this the punishment that God punished me for picking up what I shouldn't have been uuuuuuuuuu!!!" Qian Qian, who was waiting on the sidelines, felt that his heart was bleeding at this moment.

Yin Zhiyin didn't care about the torn skirt or the exposed trousers that she was too lazy to change. She picked up the props and continued to perform awkward fighting performances with Ye Yixu at 0.5x speed. .

According to Ye Yixu's script, Yin Zhiyin was no match for cats and monsters in the previous battle.Therefore, Yin Zhiyin, who was still capable of stamina, deliberately flopped, so that Ye Yixu, who was panting and about to die on stage, won and retired.

Then Yin Zhiyin got up from the stage and tried to pop out lines from tense to trembling teeth, "Here, where is... not my world... That kind of obsession is so powerful that it creates new time and space. I must Find out, the reason behind..."

After he finished speaking, Yin Zhiyin was anxious to step down, but he collided with A Qian who was about to take the stage.However, his reaction was swift, and he fell directly into the scattered paintings, picking up and crying.

"I have studied painting since I was a child, and have been diligent in learning and practicing for more than 20 years..."

A Qian, who originally had only one line, used a sonorous and powerful original monologue to tell the sad and sad life of a depressed painter.

"I really underestimated that guy's acting skills. He is a genius! Oscar owes him a golden figure!" Even Ye Yixu couldn't help applauding with the audience. "But did he add to himself? !"

"Ah...why no one understands me, I am not reconciled, ah!" A Qian wailed, fell into the picture scrolls, and never got up again.

The plot finally returned to Ye Yixu's script.The next performance process seemed to be doubled. Yin Zhiyin found the location of the painter's soul and planned to destroy it. The "cat monster" Ye Yixu rushed to obstruct it, and then another stinky and long fight shot like an old lady's footcloth. .

In the last scene of the performance, Yin Zhiyin used a rocket launched from the background to directly blast off the destination.Ye Yixu took out the red silk and satin that had been hidden in his pocket for a long time, and danced wildly, suggesting that the cat monster was also burned along with its body.

The three people called the curtain together, and the applause was sparse.However, there was a fat, big-eared middle-aged uncle who was especially excited. He even yelled and appeared extremely excited. Ye Yixu suspected that it was the sponsor's invitation to stir up the atmosphere.

While waiting for the announcement of the result of the game, Ye Yixu had already begun to figure out whether to buy Shizhongjian from the champion at a high price, or to let Yin Zhiyin directly smash the cabinet?But before he could think carefully, he heard someone calling their names on the stage.

"I would like to invite the winner of the championship-"Cat's Obsession" performance team to send representatives to accept the award and take a group photo with the leader!" The host announced the champion candidate with an exaggerated and artificial voice.Tsinghua Novel www.qhxs.org

The boos from the audience kept coming, and it was not only the dissatisfaction of the people eating melons, but even Ye Yixu themselves.

"On behalf of the young lady who sent COS Yin Zhiyin, that's fine." The host emphasized.

Ye Yixu understood something in an instant, but he didn't want to say it, as if speaking it out would dust the utopia in his heart.

As Yin Zhiyin took the stage, the boos was gradually replaced by the shutter sound.

Ye Yixu suddenly felt that someone was poking him in the back. Looking back, it was the little brother of the familiar staff. He motioned to Ye Yixu to go with him to receive the championship prize.

"You can really do it." The staff member sneered, "I know that the sponsor leader likes the role of Yin Zhiyin, so I deliberately find a beautiful celebrity to play it. Otherwise, you can rely on your bad script that ruined the original work and disfigured acting skills. , Great-reading lines, and crazy tricks, can you win the championship?!"

Ye Yixu was too tired to refute, and couldn't refute, so he had to laugh in embarrassment.

Although the new animation is still chasing episode by episode, and the serialized comics are still read in a word, but the "hot-blooded and pure" second-year teenager has unknowingly turned into the current "smart marketer" "The grown-up.

Think of it as a section of "Social 101" for those participating children!

Ye Yixu thought to himself, is the "Sword in the Stone" so heavy? Is it because it carries the anger and tears of countless boys and girls?

Suddenly, he thought of a trick, perhaps doing so can alleviate his sense of "unworthy virtue"...

After receiving the prize, Ye Yixu carried the "trophy" in the stone sword on his shoulders and deliberately swaggered back to the backstage of the stage, and directed at the other contestants who were still packing their things, he said: "You didn't expect it. I won this championship by threatening and cursing the judges!"

"Uncle, are you okay, you are almost 30 and you are still in the second grade!" a teenager sneered. "We have known for a long time that the list of winners is definitely set by default for such a small competition like this."

Another young girl added, "The winners are either stuffed with red envelopes, or the leader is your father."

"It doesn't look like their age is like a father-son relationship, unless you mean another meaning...hehehehe!"

Ye Yixu exited the field embarrassedly amidst waves of laughter. He couldn't wait to dig out his brain to see where it short-circuited to put himself in such an awkward situation.

"You really came back here." Yin Zhiyin found the unhappy Ye Yixu in the company booth.

"Oh, Lu Chi has made progress, but he can find it by himself." Ye Yixu reluctantly raised his head to look at her.

"No, I came back with you from the backstage, I just changed clothes there." Yin Zhiyin also sat on the ground with him.

"So, you've seen it all..." Ye Yixu was very embarrassed, "I don't know why I did it, I guess I'm full."

"Maybe you just want to tell them that they didn't win the competition because their work was not good enough."

Ye Yixu burst into laughter, and there were too many complicated emotions in his laughter.Yin Zhiyin was also infected, and the two laughed like fools for a full minute before stopping.

"In their eyes, I'm probably the kind of stupid harlequin."

"But in my opinion, you look like a handsome villain."