The Defeated Dragon

Melissa's past with Mrs. Penelope is an old passage from the castle.

Penelope fell to Melissa, thinking that Melissa couldn't stand her. Back to the Marquis, she couldn't provoke it and had to move away from Tulip Castle.

Lester felt that it was actually Mrs. Penelope who was too harsh - all of whom had been chattering for more than a decade.

Besides, after more than a decade of Melissa's death, Mrs. Penelope has still not been able to move in because she is no longer in harmony with the new Countess's daughter-in-law.

“You're lucky to be back today, the Baron's daughter isn't in the castle, or I'll be the first to turn around. That woman had a smell that made me uncomfortable, that your father, could tolerate her. Now the whole castle smells like her, and I feel uncomfortable for a moment. ”

Levera sat right next to Mrs. Penelope, sniffing around her arm and changing her usual strength, said in a delicate tone: "Grandma, you don't like tulip champagne, you can come to my Falcon Town, I have a very beautiful estate and a hot spring, you will love it. ”

“My little girl, as an aristocratic lady, must have a seat. Look at you, she's 19 years old this year, and she hasn't found the other half of it, which is that the lady is not enough. ”

“Grandma's right, Levera, you have to learn to be a lady, not to get a Marty gun like us.” Livius laughed and said to Mrs. Penelope, “Grandma, if you don't like the smell of the castle, I can put some more fresheners in it. ”

“This is not a fragrance detergent that can be solved. The two women in the front and back have exhausted me. If I don't have to, I don't want to come to the castle at all.” Mrs. Penelope said, turning her head again, and said to Louis, the housekeeper standing by, "Louis, you're going to help me pass these words on to the Baron's daughter, right? ”

Very provocative.

Louis Winn smiled: “You know, old lady, I prefer to keep my mouth shut. ”

“Boring Louis, from young to old, is so boring. ”

Ever since Mrs. Penelope entered the castle, the whole conversation has been centered on her and, of course, 80 percent of the length of the conversation, which she herself said.

Lester just smiled embarrassingly and politely.

It wasn't until the Count returned from the outside and announced that dinner was ready that Lester would be relieved of this very strange atmosphere.

The dinner at Tulip Chamberlain is obviously not comparable in the small castle of Flower Town.

Numbers alone are not comparable.

At dinner tonight, the nobles in the castle are basically seated, including the counts, the tutors, the captains of the knights, and a few followers of the counts who are guests in the castle, with sixteen nobles, knights of the lords, barons, villains, counts, all of them.

At the banquet, there was Mrs. Penelope, who naturally wouldn't be cold, chatting all the time.

Lester focuses on eating, and although he has never been used to western diets, the food here can be described as delicious compared to the rough food in Flowertown. He was not very involved in the conversation, and few people came to talk to him, and as his predecessor remembered, became a little transparent in the castle.

However, I was trying to get in, but I couldn't.

Now he doesn't want to interfere at all, after all, he's just a soul-borrowing passer, unable to integrate himself into the tulip family, can only look at it as calmly as a bystander, do things that fit the times, and bury himself in development —— maybe one day, without the need to keep a low profile, do what you want.

……

The day after the dinner, Lester got up early because the three brothers and sisters had to follow the convoy to visit Marquis Merlin Yam, the sick grandfather of Red Crab Island.

“Bring my sincere regards.” The Count also wakes up early for breakfast with his three children.

As a son-in-law, he should have visited himself, but his current status, as an ex-sister, was alienated from the Yam family, making it inconvenient to visit.

Mrs. Penelope has come back for a walk, saying, "Livius, Levera, Lester, say hello to Marquis Merlyn on my behalf. In my memory, it was a handsome and handsome nobleman, strong and in excellent health. I had no idea that a few years later, he had become ill and unable to work, even the post of captain of the court fleet had been removed. ”

“Birth and old, sickness and death are the rules of operation between heaven and earth, Mother. You don't have to worry about it. ”

“Are you trying to tell me that I'm a fucking old woman too? ”

“Why do you think that? I look forward to living a hundred years old. ”

“From the two women you married, you can tell you've been waiting for me to die, so you can be quiet. Nobody bothered you to do anything on Coral Island. ”

The Count can only show one, an embarrassing and polite smile.

Lester was carrying Marcus, followed by a manservant from the castle, to help him carry his luggage. After saying goodbye, the three brothers and sisters walked to the pier, which belonged to part of Coral City. In the city, Lester prefers to call it a "large toilet," with the sour smell of faecal fermentation at the end of the street alley.

For this reason, the Tulip family produces a rich aromatic tulip that is popular with the public.

Every traveling citizen will have a tulip on their chest that lightens the disgusting smell of the street.

Throw away the smell of faeces without talking.

A big city like Coral City is not as magnificent as a small county town in Lister's hometown.

No tall buildings, no luxury houses, sporadic wooden houses next to stone houses, stretching along narrow streets and further afield. There are shops along the street, and hurried pedestrians inevitably trample on all sorts of dung - people always like to dump it on the road.

If it's a piece of shit, of course you can avoid it.

But if a street is full of shit and frowned and stepped on it, it's the right way to open it.

So, the layer by layer of manure, after constant treading, merging with the road surface, creates a unique “shitty road” of the city, with natural odor.

Why is hygiene so bad?

Civilians are too busy with their livelihoods to pay attention to hygiene; nobles live in castles on the edge of the city and do not care about the dirty city.

The only thing to be thankful for is that Coral City is just an island city with a limited population, which produces fecal urine on a scale that is bearable in the constant weather of nature.

If it's a bigger city, I'm afraid poop can drown the city.

“Was it limited by the ability of the elves to see and to see the fields planted with excrement?” When Lester looks at Coral City, his brain hole is wide open, "maybe I can collect the faeces on the island, pull them all to Flower Town, in town... no, build a few biogas ponds outside the town. ”

He understands the principles of biogas ponds, but it's a bit difficult to light and cook with biogas.

After simple fermentation, the fastest way to use fertilizer is to use it. Flower town is a barren soil comparable to yellow land, and fertilizer is indeed urgently needed.

“It's just inconvenient traffic, the carriage pulls a shit, the cost is more valuable than the shit... Forget it, don't contaminate my flower town, the town dung is self-selling. ”