"Let me introduce myself first. My name is Baron Cheryl Silverlight. Lord of this land."
A beautiful blonde girl named Cheryl, kneeling on the floor, tells her she is a lord.
Iris, only slightly interested in the story, puts himself and Punigami down on the floor and encourages them to continue.
"Lords? Do they taste like they didn't even grow grass?
"No... not at all... so I was a maid of honor at the Royal Palace"
"Uh... so you were looking after the king or something?
"No, I am the maid of His Royal Highness, the daughter of the Duke's house."
"…… I don't know, but you're struggling."
When I observe him again, he looks happy and thin.
Hardship is all over my body.
It gives off an atmosphere that makes me kind of want to help you.
"Dear Iris... I can't believe you care about me like that... what a sweet man you are! But don't worry. I had no trouble with clothing and living. Somewhat snored………"
"I'm snored... what, for example...?
"Right...... she wants to eat something warm, so when I take it, she tells me it's good to be cold after all"
"Hih..."
"You don't have taste," he said, leaving me to choose my clothes. "
"Uh-huh."
"And you don't care about my face."
"Ugh! Just imagining it hurts my chest... if I were told that... I would pull back and never go outside again... scared... I knew humans were scared..."
"No, no. Dear Iris, I exaggerate. It's everywhere this time. You don't have to worry about it."
"It's everywhere!? I knew I was scared! Me, not outside!
Iris shouted so, hiding his head with a robe that was stripping and scattering, crouching in and shivering in a rattle.
"A, Master Iris, what have you done?" Oh, what if you were desperate for human stupidity......?
"I'm desperate. I can't believe there are people everywhere who say things that hurt other people like that... I pull back because I'm scared. Stay away from this land. I will live here and keep my interpersonal relationships to the minimum necessary!
"Well...... even if you tell me not to come near you, this is my territory...... no, of course, it may not matter if it is human convenience or anything for God, Iris...... I want to rebuild the Baron Silverlight family!
"You can't just do it somewhere else!
"This is the only territory I have. Yikes!
Cheryl pulls Iris' robe in tears.
Iris was also about to cry tangled up by someone he had just met today.
"Puppy-puppy-puppy."
Then Punigami, who had been silent until now, came into the conversation.
"... Who is this Mr. Slime?
Cheryl puffs her pussy with her fingertips as she grabs her little neck.
"This kid is a punigami. It was dried up in a well behind the church. There's a lot going on, and you're my friend."
"Puny."
"Dear Iris's friend! I mean, that's a friend of the goddess! I followed you comfortably, and I apologize!
Cheryl hurriedly lowered her head and rubbed her forehead against the floor.
The world is so wide that there is a baron sitting down in the slime.
"Pupu."
"Punigami doesn't seem to care."
"Oh...... what a wide hearted slime...... thank you very much!
"Punch, no."
Praised Punigami doesn't even seem to be in the mood.
It is surprisingly illuminating.
"So Punigami. Didn't you have something to say?
"Puffy, puffy, puffy"
"Yes... it's this guy's territory, so give it back to him properly...? Ugh, and then there's no place for me to live..."
"It's okay, Master Iris! Live with us!
"No! I'm afraid of humans. No, no!
Iris gets round like a turtle and hides his whole body with a robe.
"Master Iris, please calm down. Look, I'm not scared. At least I'm not scared."
Cheryl tells me, Iris thinks.
"... Sure, you're not scared. It's easy to talk about and... it seems harmless to humans and animals... it looks like an idiot."
"Asshole!? No, if Master Iris will accept me, you can be an asshole!
When Iris only took his head out of the robe, Cheryl clenched her fist for a long time and looked motivated.
He still looks like an asshole.
"But......... some bad guys abuse people like you who are harmless to humans and animals......?
"Well... somewhat..."
"If there are more people around here, that kind of bad guys might come! I don't like that!
Previously, when he first went to a human town, Iris encountered a cuttlefish.
I beat him down with too much fear, reflexively.
Also, if you run into people like that...... you might not have to just hit them next time.
"Then let's do this! Pioneering is limited to just under the hill! Restrict human access around the Church as a sacred land inhabited by goddesses. There's no one to be scared of."
"...... Still hard to say it's complete. Is there anything that's gonna benefit me?
"Is it a benefit…… Then Master Iris. Anything you want?
"…… a space without human beings"
"Grr... other than that, something like this... for example, what do you like about Master Iris?
"Right...... sleeping well. And maybe eating something delicious?
"Oh, that's it!
Cheryl apparently came up with a name proposal and snapped her pussy and fingers.
"As lord of this land I present Iris with a luxurious bed and a futon of fudge. Plus, I'll bring delicious food!
"Ku, let me hear more!
The story turned in an unexpected direction.
Luxurious bed, fuzzy futon. If even more delicious food comes out in silence, you can listen to it for as long as you want.
"In other words. Iris is the patron saint of this land, so it would be natural as a lord to clean up the church that is celebrating Iris. With all the churches, there is no other church where the goddess is actually sleeping like this! This is a favor to take care of, Hyah Hoo!
"Heh, heh ho..."
"Pupu."
Am I still an asshole?
"Therefore, it is my responsibility to prepare the finest bedding for this church in order to give Iris a good and comfortable sleep. Where should I put it? How about where that altar is or something? Nice, goddess sleeping on the altar. I will pray clearly!
"You don't have to pray clearly... but I'm looking forward to the bed and futon. So, what exactly is delicious food...?
"For one thing, bring sweets and more from other towns that look good! Then, when the pioneering around here progresses, I'll cook with the ingredients I can take here!
"Are you good at cooking?
"I'll take care of it! Because I was still a maid of honor! It may be a step inferior to a chef, but he was making evening meals and stuff and serving it to his lady!
Cheryl proudly rebelled her chest and muffled her nose.
Well, if you ask me, from her background, it's only natural that she's good at chores in general.
You may expect this.
More importantly, it's great that Iris doesn't have to go to town on his own to procure food.
I can pull it off all the time.
"Okay. In the meantime, I believe in you. But I don't believe anything but you, so stay as close as you can to the church. If someone you don't know comes in all of a sudden... you might be surprised and burn them."
"Hey, what are you burning!?"
"The world."
"The world! That's tough. I will make the ban on entry complete!
Cheryl sits on the floor and lowers her head with a peck.
Iris is starting to feel sorry for me because I was so upset.
"No…… this is my pleasure……………"
Iris also sits down and peeps.
Each other, after about ten peppers, we finally got up.
"Then I will return to the King's Capital once. Even if I say I'll pioneer, I'm close to nothing. We need to collect the funds first!
"I see the funds...... then you can take as many elixir grass grown around the church as you like. It's gonna grow again anyway."
And when Iris said, Cheryl turned into a pocan face. Sounds like an asshole.
"Elixir grass......? Oh no, there are such precious herbs growing!?"
"Yeah. Something's growing."
"Are you serious?!?"
Evidence over theory means Iris takes her outside and actually shows her.
The number of elixir grasses is increasing every day.
I've never counted them, but I wonder if they grow about a hundred around the church.
"Here."
"Ho, that's true! I didn't even care earlier, but I did have elixir grass, over there, over here!
"Besides, it seems to contain more magic than regular elixir grass. Look, it's rainbow, right? This is what happened to my magic."
"Whoa, whoa! This is awesome! If I sell this, I don't have to borrow it. It's pioneering and kiri-yu!
"You can have it all."
"God! Dear Iris, exactly the goddess! It's called GOD!"
And she screamed, and Cheryl bled her nose and passed out.
"Ha!? Why!?"
"Puppy!
Bring the fallen Cheryl on top of the punigami, into the church, and see to it.
"Eh, wipe your nosebleeds first, then... wow, I have a fever too! I have to get a wet towel!
Iris runs to the well.
I sigh wondering why I have to do this.
Cheryl was not afraid of human jerks, but Iris was too dumb to be bothered.