The Demon King Who Lost His Job

"Seventh Demon King Mike Belial, dormant for up to twenty years, breaking the record of the Demon Race!"

I think everyone understands this. The other demon kings have a rough idea, and they often make headlines to brush their presence.

There is also that weird flower that can make headlines by sleeping. I was scolded for late-stage cancer as soon as I slept.

I, who have never made headlines, said that I was envious, but I was really envious.

Every time the crusade army overcame the Holy See, it was robbed of the limelight by other demon kings, causing the prestige of the first demon king's palace to drop again and again.

Think about it carefully, I'm fucking harder than Wang Feng!The whole world is preventing me from making headlines!

Therefore, it is not that the term of the demon king has arrived, but the Senate Council voted to suspend me. In layman's terms, it is...

I fucking got fired!

It's that simple and rude, I don't have a good skill, and my life will be worrying in the future.

"Brother, it's not that the devil's term has arrived. What is the reason?" Lilith interrupted Merlin's thoughts, her expression full of worry, her brother is the person she cherishes most.

"Of course it's a curse relationship..." Merlin put down the newspaper and calmly said to her sister.

That's right!

It's that nasty curse!

I have always thought that the Devil’s life is great, which is in line with my life philosophy of mixing food and waiting to die.

Good food and drink are served every day, and life is carefree.

As soon as the curse strikes, there will be brave men who will come to die and continue to live.

But it turns out that there is only one dead end.

It may be that I have killed too many brave men, which has caused the strength level of brave men to drop drastically in recent years, and even those who are less than the "Holy Rank" can become brave men.

Killing these weak trash fish will not relieve my curse in the slightest.

"Heart...is it hurting again?" Lilith asked worriedly, tears almost welling up.

"It's kind of..." Merlin clutched his heart, and she felt shrinking. This was a sign of the curse.

"How could this happen?" Lilith asked urgently, sitting next to Merlin, "Is there no way to save it?"

"It seems that there is really no other way besides killing and renewing lives. The strength of the Holy See has not been as good as every day in the past few years. I have forgotten how many brave men I have cut down. It is reasonable to face the situation of sitting and eating." Merlin said. Very relaxed, even if he knew he was going to die, he seemed extremely calm.

"What can I do then? I don't want my brother to die. After my mother's death, my brother is my only relative." Lilith grabbed the skirt of her skirt and started crying.

Merlin was full of black lines, thinking that because of this, the creature like my sister seemed super troublesome!

He didn't want to complain about Lilith, but touched her head.

"Don't worry, my brother won't die. I have decided to repel the crusade of the Holy See. I left the Demon King's Palace and went outside to see the world. I am ashamed. I have never walked out of the swamp of death. ."

The form is critical, this is my choice.

I can't wait to die here, I want to go out.

Looking for someone who can fight me at least has the qualifications to continue my life.

Besides, I have been fired by the parliament. Without a job, my life will be a problem. How can I happily eat and die?

So I want to go out to find a job, make more money, and lay a good foundation for my future life in another world.

You ask me why I don’t want to rob if I lack money?

Please, a bit of a good level, as an arrogant monarch, why should I do such a low-level thing.

Grabbing the enemy's money is called seizure, no problem, but stealing money from innocent people is called bullying. I can't do such a shameful thing.

Besides, I’m lazy at the late stage of cancer and don’t want to deal with troubles. If anyone is annoyed, a group of flies will harass every day.

"What!? Brother... leaving here..."

Lilith heard Merlin's decision to leave the Demon King's Hall, and she suddenly fell into awe.

She had never heard her brother mention this matter before, and it was really hard to accept it suddenly.

Lilith knows that Merlin has never left the death swamp, which is commonly known as the house squatting, and suddenly wants to leave. Can he live outside?She was deeply skeptical.

Mei Lin raised his eyelids and sensed that a large amount of magic power was approaching here, obviously the Crusaders were coming.

"Lilith, the crusade is coming soon, can you help your brother resist?"

"Yes, it is possible, but it is really rare for my brother to take the initiative to attack." Lilith regained her senses for a while, and felt that it was important to repel the crusades.

"This..." Merlin looked embarrassed and stopped talking.

"I see, it must be a school of miscellaneous fish this time, it's not worthy of your brother's action, right?" Lilith seemed to figure out what her brother meant, "I will kill all the livestock!"

Meilin pursed her mouth, a drop of cold sweat dripped on her forehead, thinking

not like this.

I'm lazy with advanced cancer and don't want to move!

But it’s a shame to say it, so let’s do it...

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chapter 2:

The clouds are overcast, and it is rainy.

The Vatican Crusaders in silver armor, like termites out of their nests, marched toward the First Demon King's Palace with arrogance.

They held high the flag of the Holy Crusader and stepped down the obstacles along the way. Everything seemed unstoppable, and the earth trembled.

Above the sky, a beluga whale swims in the sky, wearing an angel's golden halo on its head, and its tail fin spreading out like wings.

It is huge, with huge shadows covering the sky, and it has to be bound by twenty buckets of iron chains and pulled by a hundred-headed earth dragon.

"Remember the doctrine of the Goddess of Light!"

"Everything evil in the world will be destroyed by the light!"

"Fight for the goddess! May my body turn into flames and burn all the demons!"

"In the name of the goddess Maria! Give the soldiers unlimited glory!"

"Aaaaaaaaamen~!!!"

The cardinal was standing on the towering chariot, holding the sacred impassioned speech, his hands still gesturing a cross.

Encouraged, the soldiers raised their spears in response, with a loud voice, no different from thunder on the ground.

"Amen!!"

emmmm...

How do I feel that I have joined a cult?

It's better to kill the Demon King early and take the money and leave.

Alice, who was at the forefront of the crusade, thought so.

Her helmet covered her face, her white cloak was like snow, spotlessly clean, her body was covered with gold and silver mithril armor, exquisite workmanship, covered with magic lines, it was invaluable at first glance.

This is the benefit of Alice's promise to defeat the Demon King. As a 233 generation brave, regardless of her strength, she is the first to be handsome!

Although Alice is young, she has learned the skills from her teacher, and after reaching a high level of strength, she can't wait to go down the mountain, wanting to do something on her own.

Before leaving, she stole the teacher's hidden sword "Sigh of Light". This thin sword is known as the holy sword and can cause 200% damage to dark creatures.

After going down the mountain, Alice realized that the world had no money and couldn't move on. She regretted stealing the holy sword. She would have stolen some gold coins if she knew it.

The impoverished Alice had no choice but to be called to be a brave man. As long as the demon king was defeated, the golden coins given by the Holy See could make her next life worry-free.

Before long, I will be able to get a promotion and raise my salary, serve as head of the regiment, become an archbishop, marry Gao Fushuai, and reach the pinnacle of life. I am still a little excited about it!

Alice hid under the helmet with a very weird smile.

"Master Brave, the battle is about to come, are you ready?"

The archbishop suddenly asked, interrupting Alice's imagination.

"Huh? I... Of course I'm ready, but I'm a little worried..."

"What are you worried about?" The archbishop raised his white eyebrows, exuding the pressure of the superior.

"Lucifer III seems to be very strong. I heard that in the three years of crusade, all troops were wiped out without exception. We..." Alice paused and said hesitantly, "Can we really win?"

"The soldiers of the Goddess of Light will not fail! We will definitely win this time!" The archbishop's eyes were bloodshot and full of obsession.

"Why... why are you so sure?" Alice asked suspiciously.

"Because I am the survivor of the last crusade! Lucifer III was not that strong at all! The reason for the failure was that we were not fully prepared, let alone a strong warrior like you to help us!" the archbishop said seriously.

Hearing the archbishop boasting that she was strong, Alice couldn't help feeling a little buoyant, like her high-level strength, which was rare in the mainland, and she was already a leader.

Maybe that Lucifer III was not as strong as the rumors, it was just that the brave men in the past were too weak.

"And we are not the same anymore, Lord Brave, look!" The archbishop raised his arm and pointed to the sky.

Alice followed the direction of the archbishop's fingers, and saw the restrained beluga whale, whose huge body gave people unlimited pressure.