The Demon King Who Lost His Job

"Elgin's legendary swordsman?" Merlin looked strange, isn't this me?Can I beat myself, "This is not necessarily..."

"Definitely can't beat!" Little Henry was very disdainful of Merlin's five-to-five tone, and said with eyes full of small stars. "People are the strong among the strong, the sword among the strong, the super hero among the heroes. Great hero! I really want to worship him as a teacher!"

"Oh..." Merlin frowned. It seems that he is very popular. Even children know me, but I am Elgin's legendary swordsman. It turns out that Henry worships me so much, but I am right in front of him. , I just wanted to teach him sword skills, but he refused stupidly, interesting~

By the way, if I talk about Elgin’s legendary swordsman, he is actually the Great Demon King of the First Hall. I don’t know if it will scare Henry into tears. After all, the god clubs of the Holy See always black me out, saying that I have to eat children every day. .

How evil is this story?

Just give an example.

When Merlin was in Scotland, he said that every night if a child does not sleep, his parents will threaten him and say: "If you don't sleep anymore, Lucifer from the first palace will come and eat you!"

Then the innocent kid would believe it, crying and sleeping obediently, and had a deep shadow of the Great Demon King of the First Hall since childhood.

But the fact is that Merlin doesn't have the habit of cannibalism, but other demons do, but this black pot makes him very unhappy.

But Merlin thought it was very interesting. Both of his names have reached the apex, but they are at two extremes.

The Great Demon King of the first hall, the strongest evil villain, wiped out 100,000 Vatican crusades with a single blow and severely damaged the Vatican.

Elgin's legendary swordsman, the strongest justice hero, kills the holy red beard brothers with a single shot and saves coastal cities.

He has the righteousness and the evil, black and white take everything, but the cow is too good!

Merlin didn't know whether he was righteous or evil, maybe also righteous and evil?

He only does what he thinks is right, but he is not willing to do what he thinks is wrong, and he is totally subject to his own judgment.

"Hey?" Merlin grinned and teased Henry. "You admire Elgin's legendary swordsman so much?"

"I adore him so much! Unparalleled power! One person wiped out the pirate group, killed the holy red beard brothers, saved the coastal cities of Elgin and other coastal cities, justice! Powerful! Invincible! It is the idol of the entire Great Britain!" Henry was full of attacks, his face flushed with excitement, "It just overturned the warship of the ocean-going fleet and was wanted by the Empire. It is a pity. Although the Empire does not recognize the achievements of Elgin swordsman, he is in the eyes of ordinary people The big hero who is watching..."

"Oh? Is he strong?" Merlin blushed, and she was embarrassed to be praised for being so popular.

"Super powerful! The holy step already exists like a god, what is the concept of a spike? How strong is the Elgin swordsman? It must be strong to the sky!" Little Henry opened his arms exaggeratedly and danced, admiring him," It’s not like you, Uncle Merlin, who will brag, have no ability at all, and don’t work hard, and you will fool around with those frivolous women."

Merlin staggered, almost staggering, hurting her heart.

He shook his dazzling blond hair, smiled that he thought he was handsome, and pointed at himself.

"Henry, listen carefully. I am actually Elgin's legendary swordsman, don't you feel surprised?"

Little Henry was expressionless, with disdain in his bones. He pursed his small mouth and spit on the ground, "Bah!"

"Uh!" Merlin's face turned dark, and the blue veins on his forehead kept jumping

Your sister's brat!

Don't believe it, don't believe it.

What kind of disdainful eyes are you going to make?

I really want to squeeze this bear kid...

(╬~Dish~)

Chapter 33:

Moonlight Tavern.

Merlin returned with little Henry.

As soon as she entered the door, she ran into Martha, and she saw little Henry approaching in a huff.

"Where have you been? Did you fight outside again?"

"I didn't, I fell myself! I didn't fight." Little Henry felt ashamed of being beaten like this, so he wouldn't admit that he went out to fight.

"Really, I lied again. I fell so bad that I could have a black nose and a swollen face?" Martha walked over and squatted down to check her son's injuries. "If you fight with people outside, you won't have pocket money."

"It's so noisy!" Little Henry knocked out Martha's hand, and went upstairs angrily, "Mom just cares about me, so what if you don't give pocket money? I can go out for women's clothing to help dating, anyway, a bunch of strange uncles are good !"

Damn it!My brother...

From an early age, he has been inspiring to become a big lady in women's clothing.

The future is bound to be limitless!

Old Merlin blushed, feeling that he had learned another survival skill.

"This kid is really..." Martha looked sad, and she probably felt very frustrated as a mother. "I'm sorry Merlin, Henry is causing you trouble again..."

"Where..." Merlin waved his hand and said with a smile, "I also met on the road, so I brought him back by the way, no trouble."

"Oh..." Martha sighed, feeling exhausted. "This kid seems to be less and less obedient to me. I don't know if there is a problem with my education method."

"No, Henry is a child. He has a bit of rebelliousness at this age. It's quite normal." Merlin said lightly, thinking about the rebellious period, isn't it something that everyone will experience?After the rebellious period, I knew that there were so many people who had sex.

"Is that so?" Martha said worriedly, clutching her cheek, "To be honest, I don't like Henry fighting outside. I am always worried, but he seems to like martial arts and wants to be an adventurer, but there is no such thing as an adventurer Good, and very dangerous, I obviously want him to inherit the tavern, just be an ordinary person."

Merlin thought about Henry's age, "Sister Martha, how old is Henry?"

"I am fourteen years old this year." Martha replied.

Fourteen?It looks so tender.

Is it because of the baby face?

Baby faces are very suitable for women.

No, no, no, where did I want to go, why is my mind full of cute girls?

Merlin gave a light cough to cover up his embarrassment.

"Sister Martha, it's not that I said that normal children can experience grudge or magic when they are about ten years old. Henry is now fourteen years old, maybe..."

Merlin didn't speak too straightforwardly, but expressed that Henry was not suitable for martial arts. He had no magic or vindictiveness at the age of fourteen. Maybe he had no talent at all and he could only be an ordinary person.

Although Merlin didn't have magical powers or grudges, he was a traverser. He was born with a huge power.

"I know this kind of thing too..." Martha lowered her head and said with a sigh, "but I can't bear to beat his dreams."

Merlin was also very helpless. Even if he taught Henry swordsmanship, he would not have any power without grudge.

"Should you not persuade him? To tell the truth, working hard on the road to death is a waste of youth, and there will be no gain."

"I have persuaded, but it seems to be useless. Henry said that Xueshang cannot save the British." Martha said helplessly.

Nima!

This line is so familiar!

Is Henry Zhou Shuren in another world?

Merlin looked embarrassed and thought to herself

This kid may be a real warrior.

Dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood.

No, I accidentally memorized the text...

(??Ω???)

Chapter 34: Reward and More

Merlin remembered that he had said a lot when he returned with Henry just now.

Looking at Martha's troubles now, Henry just feels that being a tavernkeeper can't protect his mother, right?

It's not that Merlin is arrogant or swollen, he doesn't understand the use of untalented people working so hard?Doesn't everyone know the simple reason that the art industry specializes in it?

But Merlin still admired Henry, at least he knew to take responsibility at a young age.

Although he will definitely grow into an annoying idiot in the future, he will be like a fool every day.

By the way, Merlin hated hot-blooded idiots the most, all of them were iron-headed babies, staring blankly, with no brains, so annoying.

If you have a bit of culture, and you have your own mouth cannon skills, it can be even worse. From the light to the enemy, it will change its past and the tears will not stop.

Oh, everyone guessed right, Merlin was referring to a certain passionate man, who can clear the entire dungeon with just one mouth.

Obviously can eat with one mouth and be a head of state.

I had to keep working hard and finally became a village head.

Meow meow meow!?It's enough to have a mouthpiece. What is the purpose of working so hard??

Martha suddenly realized that Merlin was just an outsider. It seemed a bit not good to say so much, so she apologized and said, "Excuse me, Merlin, these are all my family affairs. I can't help but want to find someone to chat. , Does it bore you?"

"It's okay, Sister Martha is really out of sight. If you have any troubles, please come to me. Although I may not have a solution, it is fine to be a listener." Merlin's female friend talent began to recur. .

Martha chuckled and said kindly, "Merlin is really gentle, maybe it is because of this that you will be particularly liked by girls."

"Yes...Is it..." Merlin scratched his head, wondering if that was work. Normally, I don't like dealing with a group of women either.

"Yes, when I went shopping for beer, many women were talking about you." Martha was quite happy, because the more Merlin's popularity, the better to make money at night.

Merlin wasn't very cold about this, but his nickname was getting bigger and bigger. By then, his reputation was not heard by his sister, but Daisy's stage name of Cowherd was first passed to Lilith's ears. What a shame.