The Demon King Who Lost His Job

"Miss Alice, are you back? Long time no see."

A blue-haired swordsman walked over, dressed up, with a rose in his mouth and curls in his hair. It must be the Arnold with such enthusiasm.

What he insists on is like the male protagonist from a girl's comic.

According to Mei Lin, this person is very particular about dressing, typical aristocratic outfits, and more expensive gems embellish it, especially the sword at the waist...pure gold with diamonds, 80,000 swords!

This looks like a son of a nobleman, revealing that I have money all over my body, and that I am a thief who has money!

Mei Lin thought that the difference between herself and this one was that she had the face of the rich second generation, but not the life of the rich second generation.

"Okay... long time no see, Arnold..." Alice managed to squeeze a smile, her expression was far-fetched, and the word disgust was written on her face.

"Miss Alice, I haven't seen you in the past half month. I really miss it. Eating the caviar from Greenland, the steak from Spain, and the foie gras from Ireland are all dull and tasteless. Just giving me pocket money of tens of thousands of gold coins can hardly ease the loneliness in my heart. My head is full of beautiful Miss Alice, with a face comparable to a goddess..."

With a rose in his mouth, Arnold danced in front of Alice, like a cock.

"Oh~" Merlin covered her mouth, feeling a little nauseous, she got goose bumps all over her body, thinking that she would not die if she talked well, and this guy actually likes Alice as a washboard. How about the dignity of being a nobleman?

"Okay... It's amazing..." Alice's forehead bounced with blue veins, thinking that every time she saw Arnold, she would be flaunted with anger, especially her heart. This person's brain seemed to be sick. Life is too tight, so he still has to sprinkle salt on his wounds?It’s strange to have a girlfriend for this kind of EQ guy!

"Beautiful Miss Alice, please accept my rose, which was shipped from the Vatican early in the morning, and there are dewdrops from the holy steps on it~" Arnold knelt on one knee, looking very religious.

Merlin tilted her mouth and smiled awkwardly, and couldn't help but complain in her heart. Are you sure this dewdrop is not saliva?

"No...no need..." Alice tactfully refused, thinking who would accept this guy's things?It will definitely be endless, haunting yourself like a fly!

"Hello, Arnold, come here..."

Hobbs next to him brought Arnolda over and said in a very mysterious tone in a low voice.

"Did you not see the blond boy next to him? He is an old friend from Alice Ribbon. He is a beautiful man of the nymph style like you. Can't you see anything?"

"What do you mean? The smell of your body makes me a little dizzy..." Arnold pinched his nose, feeling that he could not breathe.

"Fortunately, you are still the son of the earl. When you were a kid, Sanlu was silly, right?" Hobbs put his arms around Arnold's neck and said meaningfully, "You are a defeated dog now. Can't you see that? That blonde My little brother Merlin has replaced you and successfully conquered your dream lover."

"What!?" Arnold's eyes widened. "Besides me, there are actually fools who like Alice who have dropped IQ?"

"That's what you said... Alice would cry and faint in the toilet, no, no, you should be hacked to death by drawing the sword." Hobston paused, provoking discord and said, "Are you a man anyway? Yu How could it be possible to swallow such a thing? If I were you, I couldn't bear it!"

Arnold pushed Hobbs away and walked straight to Merlin, finally showing a hint of masculinity on the face of this girl.

"What do you have to do with Miss Alice?"

"This..." Merlin thought for a while, and said calmly, "It's a PY transaction for the time being."

Alice: "Go away! God fucking PY deal!"

"What!? Dirty eye trading! Are you already in this relationship?" Arnold turned to Alice and squeezed a reluctant smile. "Miss Alice, your hobby is really unique, it makes me a little bit Somewhat surprised, but it feels pretty good!"

Alice: "Fuck me too! The dirty-thinking guy, why don't you think of friends first, but of sex first! You have been exposed!"

"No matter what the relationship is, I guess you must be threatening the beautiful Miss Alice, so..." Arnold pulled out the golden straight sword on his waist and said with a serious face, "I, Arnold, the eldest son of the Austin Earl, today Go to a duel with you hillbilly!"

"Why do you have to fight with you?" Merlin said impatiently, feeling that Arnold was a low-level warrior, but this sword-holding posture was full of loopholes and obviously couldn't fight.

"This..." Arnold twitched his mind and didn't think of it.

"Men's duel, of course, is to fight for the right to mate! Whoever wins can mate with Alice, oh hoo hoo hoo, hiccups~" Hobbs roared beside him.

Alice: "Shut up, Hobbes! Don't say as if I am an animal, mate with your sister! Have you ever considered my feelings? I am like a person who mates casually!?"

"Ah yes! The right to mate, whoever wins can mate with the beautiful Miss Alice!" Arnold revived and said sonorously.

Alice: "Arnold, your mind! Don't take it seriously! Who allows you to directly use my mating rights as a duel reward! Anyway, ask my opinion! You bastards!"

"Alice's mating rights?" Merlin shrugged and said awkwardly, "I'm not interested, you won."

Alice: "Don't forget to bury me at this time, right? How do you look down on me as an arrogant fellow!"

"Huh! Are you despising me? As a nobleman, I will never accept your charity!" Arnold seemed to be a little sturdy.

Alice: "Oh my God! Has my right to mating become charity? Please go to death, okay? If I have been complaining for a long time, can't you respond to me? Don't treat me like air!"

"Miss Alice, don't worry, I will regain your mating rights from this villain!" Arnold was full of little stars.

Alice: "Who is worried about you? Please listen to me, OK?"

"Don't talk nonsense, let you see the ancestral sword skills of the Austin family, I will not use it without encountering a strong enemy, so I admit that you are my strong enemy!" Arnold set his posture.

"Oh." Merlin buttoned his ears.

Alice: "I advise you not to do it, it will hurt you."

"Trust me Miss Alice!" Arnold danced his golden straight sword and rushed forward like a fool, "Secret Skill: You can really do whatever you want with money!"

Merlin shook his head and waved his hand as a Tongtian fist. He sighed and said, "Don't force it, I will send you to heaven..."

Merlin hit the ceiling with Arnold's "bang" and hung upside down, swinging like a clock.

"..." Alice.

"..." Hobbs.

The two looked at Arnold hanging on the roof in silence.

"Hey..." Merlin tilted her mouth, thinking embarrassedly

Only I think this union is a bit messy??

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Chapter 4: Countdown to Liver Burst 2

Afterwards, poor Arnold was carried down by Hobbs. He had no idea what his power was.Today was sent to heaven by an ordinary person.

The commotion did not cause much concern, because fights in the trade union occurred from time to time, and everyone was not surprised.

Besides, Arnold is a very weak low-level warrior, who doesn't know how to fight yet. It is estimated that a few villagers will be able to knock him down.

This punch gave Arnold how strong Merlin was without performance, and many fellow adventurers just took a look at it as a joke.

Alice finally cleared her ears and brought Merlin to go through the formalities.

Standing in front of the counter was an extremely beautiful girl with an angelic face and a devil-like figure. The plump on her chest was not like Alice's fake at first glance. She had long hair like satin and looked very charming.

This girl was named Lucia Taylor, the granddaughter of the old president Taylor.

That is, the girl who is sought after by the people and receives roses frequently. She is responsible for handling various commissioned documents and daily affairs. She is hailed as the bridesmaid of the Wrexham Trade Union, and she is so beautiful.

"Rukia, long time no see."

Alice came to the counter and seemed to have a good relationship with Rukia.

"It's been a long time since I saw Alice, have you come back after completing the commission? There must be a gain this time?" Rukia dropped the affairs at hand and came over to chat with Alice.

"This... don't mention it..." Alice smiled awkwardly, thinking about the fart harvest. Not only did she entrust the bounty to take a bath, she almost died.

"Then you have to work hard. A few days ago your landlord ran to the union to urge the rent. We are a bit difficult to do." Lucia showed a very embarrassed expression.

"Sorry, sorry, I will pay the rent when I go back. It won't cause you trouble." Alice thought that the petty kid who rented her would be urged without paying the rent for two days. It's really unsympathetic.

"It's okay, if you don't come back, I can only help you advance." Rukia said with a smile.

"You are too polite, why would I use your money?" Alice waved her hand with a smile.

"It's not my money, it's all money given by suitors. I sell the gifts and roses every time I send, and then donate to an orphanage. If you need it..."

"No need..."

Before Rukia finished speaking, Alice refused with a serious face, wondering if she had equated with the orphan?

"Oh, there are too many suitors, and it is also an annoying thing~" Rukia held her beautiful face with her hand, showing a very sad look.

emmmm...

This is a scheming bitch, right?

Are you showing it to me on purpose?

I won't have a trace of envy!

I really don’t envy it, ...

Alice covered her face, her heart was very complicated, as if she was stimulated by Rukia.

"Alice, are you here today to accept a new commission?" Lucia asked curiously.

"No, I'm here to introduce someone to be an adventurer." Alice brought the words back to the subject.

"Introduction?" Rukia tilted her head in surprise.

"It's the guy next to me..." Alice pointed to Merlin next to her reluctantly.

"Oh, beautiful lady, it's me." Merlin waved his hand.

"This is..." Rukia was puzzled, she felt pretty handsome, but she didn't feel serious.

"His name is Merlin and he wants to be an adventurer." Alice explained next to her.

"Alice, did you find a boyfriend? You actually brought a man back. Have you got your hands dirty and noticed the beauty of men? I don't agree. How could you get married before me, obviously I am better than you? It’s more popular, right? Hurry up, tell me, where did you kidnap this handsome guy?!" Rukia showed a very sick expression, a little unable to accept the reality, it seems that Alice is the only one she is single. Have fun.

Merlin frowned, wondering if the world is sick, how she is misunderstanding her relationship with Alice, but then again, this Rukia is a real bitch...