The Demon King Who Lost His Job

"You shut up, I don't want to listen to you." Alice said exhausted physically and mentally. She raised her head to see the situation, and was going to talk to Merlin and the others. After all, she came early and might have a lot of information.

Since there are acquaintances present, there is no need to talk awkwardly with strangers.

Hobbes was drinking with the person next to him, his nose like a red light bulb.

As for Mei Lin, there are a lot of older female adventurers around him, all of whom are big sisters with full breasts, chatting extremely happily, and making the female adventurers tremble with laughter.

After all, Merlin has a female face, like a little fresh meat, older women like this, plus the succubus physique, it is indeed a bit flattering.

Merlin was also very helpless, as if his succubus talent was only effective for older sisters, and some younger sisters of the same age or younger sisters were less effective.

Female adventurer: "Brother, why do you say that you are a villager in your proof?"

Merlin: "The villagers just cover up the name of my strong background, don't care, do you want to open the black? I draw the sword and kill the thieves 6."

The female adventurers giggled, thinking that Merlin, the little black iron, was tender and interesting, but she was already a grandfather in his 200s.

"This idol of middle-aged and elderly women..."

Alice's gritted teeth whispered, and a sour smell inexplicably filled her heart, making her very angry.

So Alice walked to Meilin's table aggressively and sternly dispelled Yingyingyanyan's woman.

"Get out of here! We want to talk about serious matters!"

Most of the female adventurers were silver ranks. Seeing the gold rank proof on Alice's chest, they all walked away wittily, thinking that Alice was Merlin's original match or girlfriend.

Alice sat unceremoniously next to Merlin, staring at him fiercely.

"Yo? Alice, are you here?" Merlin asked in surprise. He wasn't angry about the big sisters being driven away by Alice. He didn't have much interest at first, it was purely nonsense.

Seeing Merlin's stern appearance, Alice didn’t hit him with anger, raised her small fist and knocked hard on his forehead, “Asshole! Not at all serious outside! It’s all around. Work is not for you to play!"

"Huh?" Merlin held his forehead with a dazed expression.

Opposite status bonuses faintly appear on the two heads

Merlin debuff "Harem Member-1-1-1..."

Alice buff "Wife status +1+1+1..."

Chapter 30

Alice stared at Merlin with a grieving face, and she couldn't figure out what was going on, anyway, she was very upset when she saw this bastard hook up.

Merlin said that he was stunned, and that he didn't provoke Alice, so he suffered an old hammer inexplicably.

In the past, it was fine to provoke and be beaten by yourself, but to take a bite without doing anything bad, this made people very dissatisfied.

Moreover, he has a half-centre relationship with Alice because of his undecent hook-ups outside.

"Are you sick? Didn't you take medicine when you went out!"

"You haven't taken any medicine yet! Can you be more serious when you mess with others at work?!"

Alice is full of momentum, standing directly on the moral high ground, frantically condemning Merlin.

"Is my seriousness related to you? Why do you like to be nosy, what's the problem with my big sisters chatting?" Merlin leaned her body lazily on the table, her face full of resentment.

"I..." Alice was speechless, thinking about it, how does Merlin have anything to do with herself?It’s just that I’m unhappy, "You were recommended by me. What do others think of me with this kind of work attitude? They will say that I deliberately brought a parasite that eats and waits to die to the union! My reputation will also be different. Ok!"

Hobbs looked at him and smiled. The red nose was very funny and transparent. I thought that Alice was obviously jealous. When should I be responsible for the work attitude of the recommendation relationship?I have never heard of this union rule...

"Your opinion is not good at first, in private everyone calls you a grumpy washboard..." Merlin said maliciously, but she was embarrassed to laugh.

"Huh?!" Arose suddenly became angry, and slammed the table, "Who said that? See if I cut him into eight pieces!"

"Hobbs told me..." Merlin backhanded the black pot on Hobbs.

Alice was anxious and stared at Hobbs with a death ray, wishing to pull out this cheap-mouthed guy for a fight.

Hobbs shivered immediately, picked up the wine bottle and poured himself violently, choosing to pretend that he didn't know anything.

Alice felt that there were too many people around, so she didn't feel embarrassed to beat Hobbs. Instead, she spread her anger on the bastard Merlin, "Don't change the subject! I don't care! You are recommended by me. You must pay attention to your work attitude and implement it. When doing the task, you are not allowed to make three attempts, be more serious!"

"Ah..." Merlin squeezed her face with her hands, looked away, intentionally or unconsciously said, "Clearly leave me behind and ran to team up with others, I don't want you to make irresponsible remarks..."

"I..." Alice's face flushed, she didn't know what to say, "I just can't understand your laziness. Give me serious work! Otherwise, can you pay the rent?!"

"Huh?" Merlin raised his eyelids and asked in surprise, "Don't you want me to get out?"

"I..." Alice was speechless, and Merlin couldn't say anything, "I think you are not pleasing to the eye, can't you!? It feels like a scum to see you eating and waiting to die! It was a waste of my chance to recommend you! Bastard! "

"Oh, I don't think you are pleasing to your eyes. The nosy problem is really annoying..." Merlin frowned and looked at Alice with disgust.

"What kind of eyes are you?!" Alice frowned, her forehead bounced with blue veins, "What kind of capital do you dislike me? You will only deceive women's perfume money, how do you think I should be me? I hate you, right!"

"I don't say you have a bad temper, nosy annoying, and stingy. Just saying that you are like a washboard like the horizon is enough to be rejected by others, hahaha..." Merlin smiled happily. I like to see Alice blushing, she can't do anything about herself even after eating.

"What are you talking about!?" Alice's little nose was tilted by Merlin's anger, and she suddenly raised her fist to hit the opponent's company, using high-level magic, with white chill on her fist, "Go to hell!"

Without raising her eyelids, Merlin grabbed Alice's small fist and said lightly, "Don't move your hands, I will fight back."

Alice was a bit out of touch, feeling a volcano pressed against her chest. She couldn't fight Merlin or beat Merlin. There was no way she could be suppressed in all directions.

Hobbs was a little worried next to him. He had used all his magic power. It might be a while before he could really fight, so he was kind to persuade him.

"Okay, okay, what did the young couple quarrel about? In the end, it's not about sleeping in a bed."

Merlin: "Don't talk nonsense, I have nothing to do with this washboard."

Alice: "Hobbes, if you talk nonsense, I will cut off your tongue!"

Hobbs licked his mouth and thought with shame, what are these two guys hiding?When others are blind?Is it obvious to everyone...

Merlin: "Hobbs, you wipe your eyes, how could I have anything to do with this washboard? Just her virtue, who do you think would want her? Oh, right, except for the blind man Arnold, he has special Hobbies."

Alice: "What are you talking about!? You can't be better than me!? It's so lazy, and you like cheeky eating and drinking! You can also be the idol of middle-aged and elderly women!"

Merlin: "I like older women, mature women have a taste, can my food be good? Hobbes, let me tell you a little secret. A year ago, on the northern coast of Scotland, Alice, this guy, actually took off her clothes. Seduce me with her ass. If I hadn't been interested in her, I'm afraid there are children now. Do you know how shameless Alice is now? Hehe~"

Alice: "Merlin, you bastard! I didn't seduce you! It's clear that you misled me and didn't make it clear! Blame your bastard's eyes for always squinting and never passing by! Hobb Si listen carefully, I will reveal Merlin’s old man. This guy has been cheating and drinking in Scotland, owing a debt, and messing with the wife of the nobleman. When everyone in Manchester disliked him, I found him. , Guess what he’s doing? Being a cowboy in a small village, haha, it’s so funny~"

Merlin: "What do you mean by the washboard? Your mouth is really poisonous."

Alice: "You attacked me first, so I don't want to be preached by you!"

When they disagree, they began to expose each other's history, unceremoniously speaking out the shame of each other, and pulling in Hobbes, an outsider, wishing to let everyone know.

Looking at the scene of the young couple hurting each other, Hobbs remained silent. No one helped. He felt that the couple's quarrel was a quagmire, so it was better not to interfere, so he said.

"Don't quarrel, the couple will save each other some face, come on, drink first."

Merlin: "Get out!"

Alice: "Get out!"

"What do you get angry with me? I'm innocent." Hobbs was embarrassed, picked up the vodka on the table and started

"Tons, tons, tons, tons..."

Chapter 31: Monthly Ticket Plus

Merlin and Alice glared at each other but looked unpleasant.

But after scolding each other, they gradually calmed down.

They just refused to give in to each other, making the atmosphere stalemate.

Hobbs put it down and was stunned, feeling a little bit up, "It's almost done, can you still be noisy until dawn?"

"Huh~!" Alice twisted her head and gave Merlin a glance.

"Hehe." Merlin chuckled lightly, feeling that he had won the scolding battle.

"Alice, you came late enough, Merlin and I were here long ago." Hobbes tried to change the subject.

"There was a bit of twists and turns on the road, which wasted time." Alice replied irritably, "Where did you come from?"

"We rode your little donkey and crossed the Marosa Mountain directly to here, didn't we expect it?" Merlin took the wine glass triumphantly.

"My donkey?" Alice was stunned, and then reacted and scolded Hobbs, "Who let you use my car?!"

"Don't shout at me, Merlin brought it." Hobbes waved his hand innocently.

"You bastard!" Alice angered herself, thinking that Merlin really didn't treat herself as an outsider, so she just used her own things, she had a thick skin.

"It won't die if you use it~" Merlin curled his lips and said with interest, "Your cuteness runs really fast, especially when you spank your butt with a whip, you run faster than normal horses. Hobb and I Si whipped it all the way, haha..."

Hobbs held a smile on his face, seemingly enjoying the feeling of the donkey cart drifting on the Marosa mountain curve.

"What are you...what are you doing?! It has to travel a lot every day, I have never been reluctant to hit it, you treat it like that! Is there any humanity!" Alice picked up Merlin's collar. Suddenly shook, "I'm fighting with you! You crazy fellow!"

"Alice, don't make trouble..." Merlin's head swayed into a rattle, "Your donkey is shaking M, the bigger the happier."

"You talk nonsense!" Alice's eyes were red, and Merlin was about to cry.

The two were quarrelsome, and Arnold walked over at this time, with two balls of cotton stuffed in his nostrils. It is estimated that Alice had just beaten him.

"Merlin!" Arnold said seriously, with a serious face, "Sure enough, did you follow it for Miss Alice's mating rights? I knew it."