The Demon King Who Lost His Job

"If you don't wash it for a month, I will not wash it for a month?" Merlin frowned.

"I'm not that dirty! I basically wash it every day at home!" Alice was afraid of being misunderstood.

"It's not fair for you to come first for everything, that bed belongs to me!" Merlin pointed to herself, thinking that Alice was always taking advantage of it. This is not a shared rent, but this is a boarding house!

"Huh!?" Alice furrowed her brows together, immediately revealing the posture of a housekeeper

"Of course the bed belongs to me!"

"The one who came first naturally belongs to me!"

"This little sofa is your home, huh~!"

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Chapter 5: Monthly Ticket Plus

"Miss Alice, we are renting together. I am not staying with you, okay?" Merlin knocked on the table with his fingers, and said very dissatisfied, "You have taken all the benefits, so I have no rights at all. ."

"I'm a girl, ladies first, will you die if you are a gentleman?" Alice said frankly, this kind of thing began to suppress Merlin with a female identity.

"Sorry, I always look at the size of my breasts to distinguish gender. You are too pure to be a pure man in my eyes." Mei Lin waved his hand repeatedly, saying that he would not eat this set.

"You...what did you say!?" Alice gritted her teeth angrily, and said angrily, "I don't care, I rent the house first, so I have the final say!"

"Where did you get your capital? Big boobs? Hips? Or do you look cute like a baby?" Merlin spread out her hands, her expression obviously looking down on Alice.

"I..." Alice was speechless, and said angrily, "The bed is mine. I have slept for a long time. It can't live without me!"

Merlin was expressionless, wondering if this was the opposite. Is this guy inseparable from the bed?

"Come less. If it's fair, one person will sleep for one day."

"I won't let you sleep in my bed!" Alice was angry immediately, touching her fake breast and said, "Please be kind to me? It's not easy for me to be a girl, don't you say you are Are you an arrogant monarch? Would you snatch a girl's bed? Don't you feel ashamed!"

"Uh……"

Merlin's expression was weird, and his words hit her little heart.

As an arrogant monarch, it is a bit embarrassing to grab a girl's bed.

It’s like an adult grabbing a bear kid’s lollipop, but Merlin quickly found an excuse

Alice is a former brave, she is suppressing her opponent, not ashamed.

"Please be considerate of me, please? I am an elderly person, suffering from cervical spondylosis, rheumatism, and hemorrhoids on the buttocks. Don't you represent a brave man of justice? Can't you respect me as an old man?"

Although the two were sitting at the dining table, like a couple chatting, the scene was not harmonious and they began to sell each other miserably.

Alice can be considered a quick temper, and she can't help it immediately, "Don't pretend to be in front of me. If you don't want me to refund you, go live!"

Merlin squinted his eyes to see Alice's appearance, this is to kill the fish, think about the little money he earns, and rent a house.

So after careful consideration, Merlin decided to lie down and try his best, barely sleep on the sofa, and wait for the opportunity to hang Alice from the roof.

"Okay, you have a small chest, you are reasonable."

"Your chest is small!" Alice was anxious.

"Yes, yes, as young as you." Merlin said maliciously.

Alice closed her mouth tightly, her face flushed with anger, and her hands shook the table.

"Eat and eat~" Merlin picked up the knife and fork, pretending to be innocent, and left Alice half angry.

Alice calmed down a bit, and basically reached a consensus on the co-leasing, and she could barely make do with living together.

But there are other issues that need to be discussed carefully.

"What do you think about the couple adventurers? The ugly words are in front. I won't admit the relationship with your husband and wife!"

Merlin was chewing steak, and almost choked to death, "Cough cough! Don't worry, I will never admit it, let alone you are a washboard, even if you are a sexy stunner, I won't be moved. You don't want to be like this, keep your distance, OK?"

Alice felt that she would get angry with Merlin for a long time.

She doesn't want to fight with Merlin now, even if this guy is full of trash talking, try to restrain herself.

"Just to my liking, I don't want to have an inexplicable relationship with you!"

"Each each other~" Merlin nodded, and if Alice came closer, she would be happy to kick her out of the solar system.

"About the debt consolidation..." Alice stopped talking.

"Hey..." Merlin put down the knife and fork, sighed and said, "This is the fucking pitest..."

"What are you going to do?" Alice asked tentatively.

"I think it's not bad for the rest of my life, so let's just spend my life honestly. I can count on living a day and I'm still very happy to eat and die." Merlin said lazily.

"How can this be done?!" Alice was immediately reluctant, and said righteously, "We only need to work harder and we will definitely pay off in our lifetime...Don't give up treatment!"

"A lifetime? Fuck..." Merlin felt that what Alice said was like a fairy tale, "Are you kidding me? I've been a slave to debt for almost half my life, I won't do it! I want to eat and die!"

"I didn't lie, do we really have a chance?" Alice is a very serious person. As long as there is hope, she will never be discouraged. "I can now receive up to an S-level commission, at least tens of thousands of gold coins at a time. If I can be promoted to the holy rank, I can be promoted to the Mithril Adventurer and have the right to receive SS-level entrustment. That is at least 100,000 gold coins to start!"

Merlin raised her eyes. If Alice said so, it seemed that she really had a chance to pay off her debts in her lifetime. If she had better luck and received SS-level tasks frequently, it might take less than ten years to complete.

"But... I looked at the commission section before, and there is no SS-level commission at all. The highest S-level reward is 30,000 gold coins."

"SS-level commissions are relatively small, and they are not so easy to receive, but as long as they work hard, there is still hope, isn't it?" Alice is full of enthusiasm, still full of hope for her future life!

"The main problem... is that you don't have a holy order, you are a high-level miscellaneous fish..." Merlin asked about the idea, wondering what is the use of so many flatbreads for Alice?

"I...I will reach the Holy Order one day..." Alice said unwillingly.

"In the year of the monkey, I heard that some people have reached the high order but have not reached the holy order until death. There are many such people..." Mei Lin said with interest.

"Will I die if you don't hit me?" Alice frowned and said dissatisfiedly, "My teacher said that my talent is good..."

"Haha, it means that you can't go up and down, you really think of yourself as an onion? Your teacher is comforting you, silly boy..." Merlin smiled crookedly, thinking that Alice was really stupid.

"Is it interesting for you to hit me like this? I don't have a holy rank and can't receive high-level tasks, so let's not even think about becoming free people, okay?" Alice said seriously.

"It's a big deal to eat and wait to die, I don't care~" Mei Lin put on a look like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"Please be more serious, okay, this is a matter for the two of us." Alice got serious, really anxious about this.

"Okay, huh!" Mei Lin coughed lightly, correcting his attitude, "Don't mention that you can reach the Holy Step in the year of the monkey, even if it arrives, there are not so many SS-level tasks for us to complete. It's indefinite, so it's safe to say that it's better to eat and wait for death, and there is no need to work hard."

"There are also SSS-level commissions. This is only for Mithril adventurers to participate. The income is a million gold coins to start." Alice took a breath when she said.

Merlin's heart moved. It seemed that it was necessary to get Alice to the Holy Order. The benefits of SSS-level missions were really impressive. The astronomical debts could be paid off three or four times through the catalog. All of this is based on Alice is a Mithril adventurer, so she doesn't have to think about it if she doesn't have any magic power, but...

"So... what? I haven't seen an SS-level commission until now. Is an SSS-level commission only once in a million years?"

"Who said that? The chairman said that the last time an SSS-level commission appeared was 30 years ago, a one-time..." Alice stretched out two fingers and let Zhou Han guess for herself.

"Two million gold coins?" Merlin replied tentatively.

"20 million gold coins! Fool! As long as you can receive it, let alone repay the debt, you will have no worries about food and clothing in the future!" Alice said very excitedly, this is her biggest reason to be an adventurer, as long as she is lucky, she can spend the night. It produces amazing benefits that no other profession can achieve.

"Puff!" Merlin was shocked, her eyes widened, thinking she had heard it wrong

Damn?

The 20 millionth gold coin!?

It seems that there is no need to continue to work hard.

Just lie down and wait for the SSS-class commission to be delivered...

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Chapter 6

"SSS-level task...isn't it difficult?" Merlin asked tentatively, slightly interested in this lucrative task.

"It's definitely super difficult. General adventurers are not allowed to participate. Mithril can only fight and fight. Funded adventurers are the main combat power." Alice recalled a little, and narrated seriously, "Listen to the chairman, 30 The SSS-level mission a year ago was to kill the North Sea giant monsters near the coast of Norway and Greenland. After awakening, the sea channel was directly blocked, and the bonus was also from the Kingdom of Norway."

"North Sea Giant Monster?!" Merlin had indeed heard of this monster, almost a legendary monster, and was about to connect with the gods. "That big octopus?"

"What you said is so light. Although I know you are very powerful, I think it is difficult for you to defeat the North Sea Giant Monster. To be honest, it can't be described in the category of holy rank." Silk is not alarmist, because there are too many legends about the Giant Demon in the North Sea, and most people can almost equate it with the gods.

"Joke, I really didn't put any North Sea Giant Monster in my eyes." Mei Lin smiled, thinking that the North Sea Giant Monster can really defeat him. That's really a happy thing, because maybe This monster can really relieve himself of the curse.

"Although you don't have magical power and grudge, according to my guess, your strength is close to the peak of the holy rank, right?" Alice asked tentatively, neither saying high nor low.

"As you please, I don't even know my level." Merlin shrugged.

"There is definitely nothing wrong." Alice insisted, and continued, "But I want to tell you, listen to the president say, 30 years ago, there were a lot of powerful holy ranks, and there were a few peaks of holy ranks. But either he was repelled by the North Sea giant monster, or he was buried in a huge mouth or the sea, and finally had to ask the Holy See for help and sent the brave man."

"The brave?" Meilin didn't even think that the brave was better than the ordinary holy rank?

"It's my predecessor, many ordinary people are like thunderous brave." Alice showed some pride on her face.

"Who is it?" Merlin didn't take it seriously. He had killed quite a few brave men and didn't think he was so powerful.

"The legendary hero of the gun." Alice thought that Merlin must know the name, and felt that the hero of the gun was much stronger than Merlin.

"Huh!?" Merlin frowned, obviously a little surprised, and instantly recalled the figure holding the red spear and standing under countless demon corpses.