The Demon King Who Lost His Job

Alice was sitting on a chair wearing a small skirt at home, knocking the table with a certain frequency with a knife and fork, her calf dangling.

This appearance is simply a child, it seems that there is no education, a completely casual attitude towards life.

On the other hand, Shirley next to her seemed much quieter, elegant, dignified, and polite.

Shirley watched Alice quietly and yelled and didn't know what to say.

Merlin was wearing an apron, with blue veins beating on her forehead twice, glanced at Alice who was waiting to be fed, and thought

This washboard brave is really hateful, are you used to calling me?

Lao Tzu doesn't owe her anymore, so she keeps yelling, it's her turn to cook, right!

It seems that I have to beat Alice a bit later, in case this washboard brave gets into the habit of opening his mouth with meals...

Merlin retracted his gaze and turned the pan severely.

"Don't be like this, Miss Alice, you will interfere with Mr. Merlin..." Shirley peeked at Merlin's angry eyes and couldn't help reminding Alice.

"It's okay, this will urge him to cook faster." Alice said unceremoniously.

"But... but you have to look like a lady when you eat..." Shirley whispered.

"Shirley, relax and treat this as your home. Merlin is actually my male servant. You can call him at will." Alice said with a little cheek.

"Go away!" Merlin heard it and cursed Alice directly in the kitchen.

"No, no, no, how could this be..." Shirley said shiveringly, thinking that Merlin seemed to be stronger than his father, how could such a strong man be used casually?

"It's true that Merlin cooks super delicious food. If you can eat it, you will definitely like it." Alice said confidently.

"Really..." Shirley raised her head curiously and sniffed, and she was surprised, "This scent is..."

Alice followed and sniffed it carefully, and her eyes were filled with small stars, "It's meat! Meat! Meaty!"

"It's meat..." Shirley showed a somewhat difficult expression.

"What's wrong? Is the meat bad?" Alice asked suspiciously.

"It's not bad, but we can't eat. This is disrespectful to God." Shirley whispered.

Alice thought of different cultures and respected each other's customs, so she said loudly, "Merlin, Shirley doesn't eat meat."

"Don't eat meat?" Merlin turned his head, looked at Shirley, and said suddenly, "So that's it, Miss Shirley is an orthodox elf, I see..."

"Then you get Shirley's dinner alone?" Alice said seriously, her tone a bit high.

"You cheeky guy..." Merlin's forehead was violently blue, and he pointed at Alice with a rice shovel and said viciously, "Speak with me, or you will only have half of your meat!"

"Goo..." Alice let out a small animal-like cry from her throat, her eyes were red and swollen, and her eyes seemed saturated with tears.

Merlin, the villain!

He even threatened me with dinner.

Devil!The big devil with super bad eyes!

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Chapter 3: Monthly Ticket Plus

"Ms. Shirley, as a guest, I will definitely not make people hungry in etiquette."

Merlin in an apron turned around and kept flipping the pan.

"You dare to be polite with me, half of your meat is on my plate!"

"Asshole Merlin, you will bully..." Alice couldn't help but cursed secretly.

Shirley looked at the busy Merlin in the kitchen, thinking that such a powerful person would actually cook by herself.

Don't normal people live a life of blouses to stretch out their hands and open their mouths?At least this kind of thing is left to the maid, it’s really strange...

But this kind of detached powerhouse is actually a husband who can put on an apron and cook at home. The contrast is so strong.

Shirley feels that the contrast of this kind of warm-hearted man at home is a bit cute and attractive.

"Damn Merlin, I have to step on high heels on his face sooner or later..." Alice said indignantly, holding back her tears abruptly.

Shirley looked at Alice and couldn't help but said awkwardly, "Miss Alice, don't be angry, Mr. Merlin is joking."

"No, he's not kidding, he's such a wicked guy..." Alice said angrily, her eyes still red.

"This..." A drop of cold sweat dripped on Shirley's forehead, not knowing what to say.

"But Shirley, why can't you eat meat? I've seen elves eat meat." Alice remembered the elves traveling merchants she had met before, and they were rude to eat jerky.

"Those are the elves who have completely left the group, or are half elves. Without faith, they will naturally not be taboo." Shirley showed a very pious expression and said seriously, "I believe in the elves of the god of elves, Corylon, Known as the orthodox elves, they must not eat any meaty things."

"Really..." Alice nodded, thinking that Merlin knew a lot.

Merlin walked out with the plate and put down his share.

Merlin put the food in front of the two girls, hamburger meat and fruit salad.

"Come on, burger meat."

Alice's eyes lit up and she immediately raised her knife and fork and took a bite.

Feel the thick sauce enveloping the plump meatloaf and take a bite.

The perfect combination of sauce and meatloaf, is there any reason why it is not delicious?

Alice shook her body with a smile, stroking her cheek, feeling her tongue almost melted.

"Ok... so delicious..."

"No matter how much meat you eat, it won't grow on your breasts. Give up." Merlin hit Alice unceremoniously.

"I want you to talk more, I really hate..." Alice looked at the dishes made of fruits and vegetables in front of Shirley. "What is that? I haven't eaten it yet?"

"Don't you like sesame seeds? That's salad, no meat." Merlin said lightly.

"Sa...la..." Alice wrote it down, and then asked curiously, "Why do you always get some puzzling words from your mouth?"

"This... is my personal hobby, you don't need to care." Mei Lin hesitated, thinking that he is a traverser, how could you natives know?

Shirley was a bit complicated before eating, like a devout believer, clasped her hands together, and muttered devoutly.

Of course she believes in not the goddess of light Maria, but the god of elves, Corylon.

After a series of rituals, Xue Li took a few bites, and Yue Chi's eyes brightened and his little nose hummed pleasantly.

Shirley feels the vegetable smorgasbord is fresh and refreshing, and the taste is great, especially the unique sauce, which is the finishing touch!

The front is like a big treasure, every vegetable has new discoveries, super delicious!

"Ms. Shirley, is dinner okay? Can you make the taste?" Merlin asked tentatively.

"It's delicious, for the first time I have this kind of thing, Merlin is too powerful, not only powerful, but also so good at cooking..." Shirley admired little stars.

"Hmph, seeing how honest people are without Alice, you can pick bones out of the egg every time." Merlin couldn't help but sarcastically said to Alice.

"It's just that the cooking is a little better than me! What's to be proud of!?" Alice retorted furiously.

"More than just a little bit, you can really put gold on your face." Mei Lin said blankly.

"I think... I think Mr. Merlin is amazing..." Shirley couldn't help but say something to Merlin.

"Huh!?" Alice felt uncomfortable, and couldn't help but said to Shirley in embarrassment, "Actually, this fellow Merlin has nothing but fists and cooking skills."

"No, I think Mr. Merlin has a lot of shining points on him. It's really good." Shirley looked at Alice and said cautiously, "Why, Miss Alice, do you have such a big opinion of Mr. Merlin?"

"Hmph~" Mei Lin felt more comfortable, and she couldn't help but float up.

Alice looked at Merlin uncomfortably, wondering if she could not have a big opinion?This abominable great demon has done him miserable, robbed the super-expensive Mythril armor passed down by the brave from generation to generation, and put himself on astronomical debts, living in dire straits. Is it something that everyone will be worried about?!

"He's not a good person! Shirley, don't be confused. If you walk too close to this guy, you will fall into the bottomless abyss sooner or later."

"What you said is too much..." Merlin tilted the corner of his mouth.

"I think Miss Alice can marry Mr. Merlin really super happy, think about someone silently guarding you, can eat such delicious food every day, it is a very happy marriage..." Shirley stretched out two Poke his fingers, and said with a mosquito, "Actually I envy you..."

Alice's face flushed, and it was difficult to deny Shirley's words.

So he lowered his head and pierced the hamburger with a fork.

"We are not real couples..."

late at night.

Before going to bed, Alice did not pay attention to Merlin's unreasonable request of "feeling", but went to bed with Shirley directly.

But Alice has a problem. When it's almost zero, she always goes to the bathroom, otherwise she didn't see Merlin curse attack last time.

"Ah~~~~~"

Alice is yawning, sleepy eyes, ready to go to the bathroom.

Without thinking about it, she knew that Merlin now slept like a dead pig.

However, it is not