The Demon King Who Lost His Job

"Huh?!" Cecilia was dumbfounded, unable to understand what was going on, "Miss Alice, what do you mean?"

"Merlin...he likes to talk nonsense. Even if we are a couple, don't we have to settle the accounts carefully?" Alice thought for a while and added, "Miss Cecilia, you haven't gotten married yet, you don't understand. "

"Yes... is it?" Cecilia's eyes were suspicious, thinking that Alice's reason was too far-fetched.

Alice deliberately lowered her voice and secretly said to Merlin, "Don't explain our relationship to Miss Cecilia, let her continue to misunderstand."

Merlin looked at Alice, pulled her hand away, wondering what Alice was doing?Why not let yourself explain?Is it a headache to be misunderstood?

"It's our seminary!" Cecilia looked out the car window with a surprised smile, "Lord Merlin, look at it..."

"Huh?" Merlin looked in Cecilia's direction, and his expression suddenly became unnatural, because he was facing the Statue of the Goddess of Light, which made him extremely annoying.

But other aspects are still very good, typical Gothic architecture, full of sharp feeling.

"How is Master Merlin? Isn't it beautiful?" Cecilia asked excitedly.

"So normal." Merlin replied awkwardly, not embarrassed to say that he wanted to tear down the seminary.

Alice held back her laughter next to her, knowing that Merlin hated things related to the Holy See. Even if the seminary was magnificent, Merlin would not say it was pretty.

"So so?" Cecilia was dumbfounded, and then her eyes widened, "Presumably your vision is too high to look down on here, right? It's Master Merlin..."

"No...No..." Merlin responded awkwardly, "I just feel that the city is so good. Suddenly a group of Holy See's gods rushed into the city. It was really annoying. It was simply spreading a cult."

"Master Merlin, Great Britain has a good relationship with the Holy See. How can it be said that it is a cult? This seminary was approved by Queen Elizabeth herself..." Kyle was a little confused.

"It's a cult. Those god clubs are full of lies. As for the devotion to gods, it's ridiculous. They are all people who move for profit." Merlin unceremoniously criticized the god clubs of the Holy See.

"Master Merlin, believers will throw eggs for your remarks." A drop of cold sweat ran down Kyle's forehead.

"Humph! It's just a fool." Mei Lin hummed coldly, with a tough attitude.

"Don't worry about him, he just likes to see the Holy See wearing colored glasses, and it's useless to say more." Alice said deeply, and then asked, "Miss Cecilia, you are a seminary student, What do you have to learn every day?"

"Pray for world peace, everyone sing hymns together, confess the sins they committed in a day, practice light magic, and listen to the priests." Cecilia wanted to reply.

"Sounds...a bit boring?" Alice frowned, thinking that she had been a Vatican brave, and she didn't need to do all these messy things at all. In the end, she still had strength first.

"Is it boring! We also have exorcism!" Cecilia said seriously.

"Exorcism... Exorcism?!" Alice had never heard of this subject at all.

Merlin frowned, feeling that it was not a good thing, it seemed that it was used to deal with demons like himself.

"Yes, the discipline approved by the Pope in recent years is..." Cecilia thought for a while and counted seriously, "Prick the devil’s egg with a silver needle, stuff garlic into the devil’s nostril, use The silver blunt tool pierced the devil's chrysanthemum..."

"Day..." Merlin's face turned dark, his brows furrowed, and he thought with black lines.

What kind of messy moves are these?!

Even poking the chrysanthemums came up, there is no humanity!

I now seriously suspect that the priest who opened this subject is a gay guy!

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Chapter 4

Merlin's face turned dark, thinking who this is the new exorcism move!?It must not be a normal person!

He resisted the anger of tearing down the seminary, and wanted to kill the priest who established the exorcism school to protect the chrysanthemum of the demons.

Although Merlin is a different kind of demons and is not afraid of silverware, it does not mean that other demons are not afraid.

The devil would feel pain as soon as he touched the silverware, and he even stabbed the chrysanthemum with a silver weapon. It was painful and not too exciting.

"Puff~!" Alice couldn't help but laughed, and she looked at Merlin with a strange look.

"Miss Alice, don't laugh, exorcism is a serious matter." Cecilia said seriously, seemingly belittled.

"Sorry, sorry, I know it's a serious matter, but I still can't help it...poof~" Alice made up for the scene of Merlin being stabbed with a daisy by a silver weapon. .

"Don't laugh, put away your sexual fantasies and be more serious, okay?" Merlin glanced at Alice a little angrily.

"You are so wide, can you stop my delusion?" Alice gave Merlin a white look, her little nose curled up, "Huh~!"

"Miss Alice, Master Merlin is right. Don't laugh. The priest who teaches us exorcism has said that exorcism is a very sacred thing..." Cecilia paused and continued to say religiously." Before the exorcism, you need to bathe and change clothes, then put on a very revealing leather jacket, wear a collar, show your muscles to your heart's content, and then bring the devil into the small room and tie it to the bed, saying silently, "Thank you Goddess Maria for giving me the new "Chrysanthemum", and finally began to take out the silver weapons like giant sticks and start doing things that everyone knows."

Merlin covered her darkened face and couldn't listen anymore, thinking madly, isn't this the gay guy in the Philosophy (♂) Department!

"That...will it hurt..." Alice asked curiously.

"I heard the priest say no, the demons will only feel pleasure (♂)." Cecilia said solemnly.

"Yue (♂) Yue, puff puff~" Alice looked at Merlin with a meaningful smile, a little eager to try.

"Go away, don't stare at me..." Merlin was stared tightly by Alice, feeling a deep malice.

Alice was not angry, but said to Cecilia, "Can you teach me? I also want to please a certain demon (♂) please."

"Your sister, if you dare to learn from Marx and Marxism!" Mei Lin touched the sword.

"Sorry Miss Alice, exorcism is an independent subject in our seminary, and we cannot teach outsiders." Cecilia said helplessly.

"That's a shame..." Alice pursed her small lips and looked at Merlin maliciously.

Merlin secretly breathed a sigh of relief and asked depressedly, "Is the Holy See mentally ill, and why does it offer such a strange subject?"

"Because the devil is an evil existence, every devout believer must master the skill of exorcism, and be fully prepared for the future holy war with the demons." Cecilia said impassionedly, obviously like an over-brainwashed Guy.

Merlin frowned, thinking about holy war?!Is the Holy See going to launch a large-scale war against the demons?Damn it, why do we have to be synonymous with evil?Is it because our demons are unique and refuse to communicate with the outside world too much?

"Jihad does not exist, Miss Cecilia, have you ever seen a real demon?"

"This...no." Cecilia shook her head, she hadn't seen it, it was all dictated by the priests.

"Since not, why do you insist that the devil is evil?" Merlin asked curiously.

"Because the priest said that the devil is the most evil creature in the world..." Cecilia replied blankly.

"To be honest, some humans are more evil than demons." Merlin said lightly.

"Uh..." Cecilia was speechless, thinking that this was indeed the case.

"Miss Cecilia, please don't stop using others to judge the good and evil of a race, especially when you have not witnessed it with your own eyes. This is very impolite." Merlin said seriously.

"No... I'm very sorry, Merlin..." Cecilia had to lower her head, thinking that she really couldn't produce evidence to prove that the devil is the most evil existence, not to mention that she had never seen a devil. .

Alice looked at Merlin, thinking that she had thought that demons were crazy creatures, but now she lives in harmony with the Great Devil!?Looking back now, it is really a bit embarrassing.

If it weren't for seeing Merlin as a demon with a lot of honest words and deeds, it is estimated that Alice, like Cecilia, would look at the demons with colored glasses.

Alice felt that Merlin had changed her view of demons. Demons, like humans, are divided into good and evil.

Kyle felt that the atmosphere was a bit depressing, so he jumped out and said, "That... Master Merlin, don't be angry, Missy is always relatively simple."

"I'm not angry..." Merlin shook his head, thinking that he was a demon, always misunderstood, and still a little uncomfortable.

"In fact, the master asked the eldest lady to study at the seminary in London, just to broaden her horizons and accumulate contacts." Kyle said with a smile.

"Personal connections?" Mei Lin was surprised.

"Yes, it is the network. The seminary is funded by the royal family. Most of the students in the seminary are the children of the nobles. Even Queen Elizabeth's daughter, Her Royal Highness Michel, is also studying at the seminary. The friends you make here are not the powerful, but the rich Businessman." Kyle explained to Merlin with a humble expression.

"Really, it turned out to be the place where the second generations were gilded..." Mei Lin nodded, thinking what kind of place he thought it was.Also, how could an academy that can create such a ruined Three Views Exorcism course be a serious place?

"Uh, Lord Merlin, don't be so blunt..." Kyle wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, thinking

Master Merlin is so upright...

Several people came directly to the heart of London.

There is a very luxurious aristocratic hotel here, if there is no knighthood, or family members who are not aristocrats can not live in.

This time I really trusted Cecilia's deputy, and it was a worthwhile trip to live in such an upscale place.

After Merlin and Alice settled in the hotel, the two did not hesitate to take Shirley directly to the Southern United Kingdom Embassy in Great Britain.

Shirley was still wearing the cloak, looking up at the statue of her father, feeling very excited, even the elf guard at the door made her feel cordial, and finally saw someone of her clan.

Alice looked at Shirley beside her and couldn't help but smile, thinking that the child could finally go home...

Merlin looked around, scratched his head, and muttered to herself

"right here……"

"Should be correct?"

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Chapter 5: Monthly Ticket Plus

Merlin looked at the two elf guards in front of the door in surprise, both of which had sharp ears unique to elf.

As for the looks, it is really handsome mess!

It would not be an exaggeration to be regarded as a welcoming niche if it wasn't for the armor he was wearing and the sword in his hand.