The Demon King Who Lost His Job

"I know, after all, the gap between you and Alice has widened again. I told you to play more romantic moves, otherwise your wife will despise you more. You have to know that women are very jealous creatures. Comparing each other with your husband is also very important, so you have to do everything you can to make Alice fall in love with you~" Hobbes looks like a man and is instilling wedding experience in Merlin.

Merlin rolled her eyes, wondering if she would be so easily despised by others?

Isn't it a Mithril Adventurer?What's so great?

Merlin didn’t want to talk about this kind of family topic, so she asked about horse betting.

"How is the market for horse betting recently? Is Richard fierce?"

"Meng~, I won several games in a row." Hobbes said happily, seemingly concerned about the recent market.

"I can rest assured that……"

Merlin secretly breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that the momentum is good now, as long as he keeps it, he will definitely turn over.

Humph!But stinky lady, today you are ignorant of answering me, and tomorrow I will make you too high~!

Merlin thought triumphantly in her heart, fantasizing about hitting Alice in the face, it's so cool!

"Did you buy Richard?" Hobbes asked curiously.

"Yes, I bought almost fifty thousand gold coins, all pressed on Richard's body." Merlin showed a smile but a smile.

When Hobbes heard this, he was taken aback, wondering if Merlin was so rich?Then why drink with Cengjiu?

"Talent, didn't you say you have no money? Where did the fifty thousand gold coins come from?"

"It's Alice's money..." Merlin said embarrassedly, looking embarrassed.

"Puff!" Hobbs sprayed the beer across the table and said with wide eyes, "Alice will let you use fifty thousand gold coins to buy horse betting tickets? God! Why don't I have such a good wife?"

"She didn't let it. I bought it secretly." Merlin replied in a low voice.

"I wipe! You dare to steal your wife's small vault, you don't want to live anymore!? Such a prodigal, you will really be hacked to death by Alice!" Hobbes showed horror, seeing Merlin's eyes all wrong. .

Merlin immediately raised his forehead and didn’t want to talk to Hobbes. He thought that Hobbes’s imagination was so rich. At any rate, he was also one of the seven noble monarchs of the Demon Race. He actually thought he would “steal” Alice’s little treasury?!This is too much to conceal.

Seeing Merlin remained silent, Hobbs thought he had acquiesced, and a trace of respect rose in his heart.

Dare to steal his wife's private money, dare to do such a dangerous thing, it is admirable.

Although I have thought about stealing, I have always been guilty of guilty, and I can't do it.

Unexpectedly, Mei Lin, whose appearance is not good, actually did something that he didn't dare to do at all.

Hobbs was a little convinced, and had already seen Alice running around with a rapier, cutting her away.

"Hobbs, where are the Merlin brothers?"

Uncle Carl came over and joined the chat with the two with a glass of wine.

"Oh? Carl, why didn't you go to work?" Hobbs asked in surprise, thinking that Carl is usually a workaholic, and he is still abnormal in the guild now.

"A few more days off, stay with my girl, or you will say that I am no longer responsible, alas..." Uncle Carl sighed and sat down silently.

"Really?" Hobbs looked at the busy Rukia at the counter. "You don’t look easy. Rukia is not young anymore. I think she should go find a boyfriend. Will always pester you as a father..."

"No way! If you want my girl, step on my corpse first!" Uncle Carl said angrily, seemingly not wanting his daughter to marry.

"Uh..." A drop of cold sweat ran on Hobbes' forehead, thinking that this guy Carl is enough, because of an iron-fisted father like you, Rukia dare not just fall in love with others.

"But this girl seems to have become fascinated by the great Elgin swordsman recently. She always talks about her and yells to marry this mysterious man..." Uncle Carl muttered thoughtfully, touching the stubble on his chin.

"Puff!" Merlin was shocked immediately, sprayed beer on the table, and thought in surprise.

Damn it!What's happening here?

Why now everyone wants to take the opportunity to murder me...

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Chapter 6: True and False

Merlin felt that things had become a little subtle, is his back so handsome?Can even a scheming bitch like Rukia be captured?

Uncle Carl and Hobbs looked at Merlin in surprise, thinking that his reaction was a little strange.

Didn’t you just talk about Rukia?How could it suddenly come out? It's a bit rude.

Uncle Carl asked curiously, "Brother Merlin, what's wrong with you?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh..." Merlin coughed and waved his hand repeatedly to indicate that he was okay, and couldn't help but glance at the busy Rukia over there.

Uncle Carl didn’t take it seriously either, but took a sip of beer calmly, and continued, “My girl doesn’t know why? Suddenly he became interested in the Elgin Great Swordsman, just like other young girls now. I don’t know the other person’s true identity and looks, so I blindly follow the trend and become obsessed with this mysterious guy, which makes people really puzzled..."

Merlin's expression became complicated, and she yelled in her heart. I don't even know what the fuck?This group of people's head show is funny!

"Tsk tusk tusk, Carl, you are too big in your grade. Although I am about your age, I still know something about the current situation..." Hobbes said with a smile, feeling that he is not as good as Carl in every aspect, but The head is still bright.

"Oh? You know the reason..." Uncle Carl asked in surprise, wondering how Hobbes always sees things thoroughly.

"Men with a sense of mystery are very attractive to women, especially younger girls. They will always fantasize about what this man is like, and in the end they will infinitely approach their ideal object in their minds. Do you think this is attractive? Human?" Hobbes said bluntly.

Merlin was drinking calmly beside him, wondering if it was a mistake to wear a mask by himself?But it's not that I don't wear a mask will cause a series of troubles...

"Something makes sense, a sense of mystery~" Uncle Carl embraced his hands and continued to ask, "Then I wear a mask now, can our family Rukia like me more? I feel that the status of my father is inferior to this mysterious. Elgin's great swordsman..."

"Carl, don't worry, it's hard to attract little girls at your age, and Rukia probably sees enough of your father. Even if it turns into ashes, you can recognize it. What's the use of wearing noodles? There is no mystery. ..." Hobbs couldn't help but tell the truth.

"Uh!" Uncle Carl was so frustrated in his heart that he felt that his father had failed so badly that he could hardly attract his daughter's attention?!

"And now the great Elgin swordsman is so hot in the empire? It's so popular. When a fugitive can be treated like him, I am envious of him. Who is the fugitive? It is clearly the savior of the whole people..." Hobbs He took a depressed sip of the wine, seemingly envious, "So Carl, just give up, you can't compare to Elgin's great swordsman, and Rukia's grade is at the time when the spring heart is sprouting. It's normal. Look at it... …"

"Damn it!" Uncle Carl slapped the table angrily, and both Merlin and Hobbs were startled, "Isn't he just a mysterious ranger!? How am I worse than him?! Why does my baby girl adore others? , But don't worship me? Isn't I not tall and mighty enough to be a father!?"

"Emmmmmm..." Merlin looked embarrassed, thinking that it was what Carl cared about, how much he cared about his daughter.

"Carl, Rukia is no longer the cute little loli she used to be. How could she still be addicted to your father? Even if you are the strongest fighter in the world, you are still a sloppy uncle in his eyes..." Hobb Si tilted his mouth, always feeling that Carl couldn't see reality.

"I'm not convinced! Don't let me catch Elgin the Great Swordsman, or I will punch it up and prove to my girl that my dad is the most worthy of relying on. He is definitely not a guy who dare not show his face!" Uncle Carl clenched his fists and said angrily, "You dare to seduce my daughter and beat me first!"

Merlin clutched her black face, wondering who seduced your daughter?It has nothing to do with me...

"But the strength of Elgin's great swordsman seems to be unsurpassed by many people, so don't do that." Hobbes felt that Carl was a bit irrational. If I remember correctly, it looks like someone who is against Elgin's great swordsman. , There is basically no good fruit to eat.

"So what? It's related to my position in my daughter's mind. I must let her know that only Dad can be trusted in this world..." Uncle Carl clenched his fists, full of fighting spirit.

Hobbs stopped talking, feeling that Carl's character was like this, and the ten cows of the decision could not be brought back.

Merlin was a bit impatient, and when he thought of bad luck, the black pot came from the sky.

At this time, Alice came to the guild, seemingly intending to ask about the drunkard yesterday.

Seeing Merlin, Alice made a "hum" sound.

Merlin shot back with his eyes, not to be outdone.

Alice did not respond to Merlin, but walked straight up and asked.

"Hobbs, did I get drunk yesterday? Didn't you do too much?"

"Excessive thing..." Hobbes touched his faintly aching face, and said without embarrassment, "No~"

Alice looked at Hobbes as abnormal, so she had to ask others, "Mr. Carl, what did I do yesterday?"

Uncle Carl looked at Merlin and said with an awkward expression, "You don't know what you did yesterday?"

"No... I don't know..." Alice answered honestly.

Uncle Carl looked at Hobbs and said mysteriously, "Then we must not tell her."

Hobbs nodded frequently, "Yes, I can't tell her."

"???" Alice was full of question marks, watching everyone mysteriously

What did I do yesterday?!

Alice couldn't ask, so she had to go to Rukia.

"Rukia, what did I do yesterday?"

"You don't know!?" Rukia was dumbfounded, and then smiled mysteriously, "Then I will never tell you~"

"Oh..." Alice sighed, wondering why no one would say anything?What embarrassing thing did I do yesterday?

"What's wrong? Are you in a bad mood because you went crazy yesterday?" Rukia put down the quill and asked.

"It's not all yesterday. The bastard Merlin bought all my savings for horse betting coupons, which made me very angry..." Alice said angrily, and glanced at Merlin secretly.

"Huh!? So self-willed!?" Rukia showed a surprised expression.

"Isn't it? I don't care how I feel!" Alice became more and more angry, feeling that it was too easy to let Merlin go.

"You should learn to be a little stronger, otherwise you can't suppress these bitch men..." Rukia shook her hair and said triumphantly, "Like the male dogs who always pursue me, thinking about it every day How can I please me? But I won't throw them away, haha~"

Alice's expression became complicated, thinking that she was showing off to me on purpose?You must be right, why do you want to hurt me this silly Baitian?

When everyone was busy, a live news broadcast was suddenly inserted on the big screen in the guild.

Bella is standing in front of the camera with the microphone in hand, dressed in a dignified and elegant dress, speaking slowly

"Hello everyone, viewers, now we will broadcast an urgent news."