The Demon King Who Lost His Job

Unemployed Demon Chapter 811

"That's right!" Seeing Kris's cute appearance, Rukia couldn't suppress her motherhood. She leaned forward and stretched out her finger to poke her chubby cheek. "You see how much this kid misses her. Mom and Dad, the eyes are like Merlin and the nose is like Alice. How do you think they are all yours?"

Merlin and Alice suddenly became embarrassed when they heard this. They didn't know how to respond to Rukia?

But Arnold next to him was very embarrassed. Seeing Chrissy meant that his chances of pursuing Alice were getting slimmer.

Arnold was a little angry, even sour, and couldn't help but said in a weird manner: "What is it? This can also be regarded as biological? Miss Alice is still a single lady, not to mention that she is married."

"It's just you bullshit? Why doesn't it count? This child has inherited the blood, don't you see how Merlin and Alice look like? Lucia gave Arnold a white look.

Little Chrissy listened to the adults chatting, she didn't seem to be interested, and she didn't understand.

Seeing Rukia's fingers always poking herself, Chris couldn't help opening her mouth to bite her fingers and sucking like a pacifier.

"what……"…

"Huh?" Rukia was taken aback, and then couldn't help stretching out her arm, saying "Mr. Merlin, let me hug her."

"Ah...good..." Merlin sent Chrissy into Lucia's arms.

Rukia's face blushed with excitement, feeling that the child's body is very soft and light, "This child may be the same as Alice when I was a child~"

"...What are you talking about?" Alice looked embarrassed, thinking not to talk nonsense in front of Chris, she really needs the majesty of her mother!

"Same as Mom~" Chrissy's eyes showed small stars, and the little dull hair on her head became active, feeling that she was praised by strangers.

"Yes, you look as beautiful as your mother~" Rukia touched Chrissy's nose and asked, "What's your name?"

"Christ! Mom gave me the name!" Kris answered honestly.

"Chrissy? What a good name~" Rukia couldn't help but praise, and then introduced herself, "My name is Rukia, I'm the administrator of the guild~"

Chrissy recalled that her mother taught herself to be polite to other people, and immediately applied what she learned, "Good Aunt Lucia~"

"Ah... Rukia was petrified on the spot, and was hurt by the sound of "Auntie", as if a heavy hammer hit her chest, Ruki...aunt?

Several black lines slid down on the foreheads of Hobbes and Merlin at the same time, and the atmosphere they saw suddenly became embarrassing.

Alice hurriedly squeezed out a smile and reminded Kris to say, "Kris, don't call it Auntie, Sister!

"Huh?" Chrissy bit her finger, and then smiled with her baby teeth exposed, "Sister Lucia ~ secret"

"What a good boy." Rukia kissed Chris' forehead, expressing her affection.

However, Kris suddenly discovered that Rukia's pectoral muscles were so strong that they could crush her mother several times.

Chrissy's eyes widened, recalling what her mother said to her yesterday, her eyes showing a little sympathy.

"Sister Rukia?

"what's wrong?

"How many severe beatings did my sister have to make the pectoral muscles so... Kris asked curiously.

"? ??" Rukia was full of question marks, wondering what the kid said?

Alice next to her stood up like a cat with her tail stomped on, and hugged Chris in her arms.

"...Don't listen to the children's nonsense, haha... Alice lowered her head to look at the innocent face of Chris, and whispered secretly, "Kris, don't talk nonsense outside, you know?"

"Huh?" Chrissy pursed her mouth, feeling very wronged, thinking that she didn't talk nonsense, why did her mother react so much?

Sister Rukia's chest muscles are so swollen, shouldn't you sympathize?

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Alice solemnly told Chris not to talk nonsense outside, for fear of making some jokes outside.

Merlin frowned, wondering who would let Alice teach Kris some weird knowledge?Wouldn't it be nice to admit that you are not normal?

Chris sat on Alice's lap, raised her head and looked at her mother, feeling aggrieved, wondering what she did wrong?

Fortunately, Hobbs noticed that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, so he said, "Haha, I didn't expect Merlin to be a father? It really makes me feel incredible.

"Ah? Do you have any comments?" Merlin raised his eyebrows.

"Alice needless to say much. I always thought that Merlin, your virtues, can't be a father.... It's hard to be a qualified father. Combined with your usual performance, you can't help but feel deeply for this child. Worry~" Hobbes said meaningfully.

"Yes, it's really worrying." Rukia also looked at Merlin with suspicion.

"Ha~" Arnold chuckled and couldn't help boasting, "I'm different, my whole body exudes a trustworthy light, as long as Miss Alice is willing, I will definitely become a good father.

"Are you thinking about ass?" Rukia gave Arnold a big eye.

"What are you doing? Do I look so unreliable?" A drop of cold sweat dripped on Merlin's forehead, "As long as I'm serious, I'm also a reliable person."

"Haha, forget it, as a person here, Merlin, you can ask me about my experience of being a father. Taking care of children is not as easy as you imagined." Hobbes said quite proudly.

"Yeah, Hobbs also has a very young daughter, but it's just too playful." Rukia raised her head and thought, "I remember calling Minnie?

"*Ni...ha

Merlin gave a dry laugh, recalling the time when he became a kid, and forming the bear kid knights with Minnie?

"Minnie is my little baby, who looks like a few years older than Chrissy. If Merlin is willing to beg me, I can teach you how to become the great father in the eyes of children~" Hobbes said, touching his chin.

"No, I believe in my own ability. Everyone is the first time to be a father. I don't have much experience. I don't lack anything you can do well than others. I won't have any problems." Mei Lin said seriously. I wonder why no one believes me?Do I usually look so unbearable?

"Okay..." Hobbs shrugged his shoulders, and suddenly asked, "Speaking of your current relationship...it's weird, obviously you haven't officially married, but you even have children..."

Merlin and Alice glanced at each other awkwardly, their faces flushed and bowed their heads, wondering how to answer Hobbes' question?

In fact, the two of them can't figure out the current relationship. Hostility, friendship, love, and complex emotions seem to be present. The easiest way is probably to seek common ground while reserving differences.

"You obviously have been together for so long, more or less...should you have feelings?" Rukia asked tentatively.

"How could it be! No way!" Arnold jumped up anxiously, and he didn't want to believe it.

Merlin and Alice faced the questioning, and at the same time they stirred up, as if Bo hit a sensitive place, and the two became a little nervous for a while.

"Huh?" Kris looked at Alice with big eyes curiously, because she clearly felt her mother trembling.

"I remember when Mr. Merlin first came to the guild, you seemed to hate him, Alice, and you could argue in less than three sentences. Rukia showed a mysterious expression and asked tentatively, "What about now? ?Do you like Mr. Merlin?'

"One... nonsense! This kind of thing is absolutely impossible!" Alice flushed, and desperately concealed, "Who...who would like this kind of guy? A bad personality, a body problem, and eye problems. Like him, how could I like this guy? Impossible~"

…is it

How many black lines fell on Rukia's forehead, thinking it was true?Who is the person that Mr. Merlin is looking for when he is missing?

So Rukia coughed slightly to cover up her embarrassment and asked Merlin.

"What about Mr. Merlin? How do you feel about Alice after so long?"

"How do you think about it? Huh~" Merlin let out a sneer, and went back in no way. "Just this kind of self-righteous woman, let me disappear in front of me as soon as possible. Every day, I will hold on to a little thing. I have never I’ve seen someone more stingy than her, it’s upsetting~"

Alice: "What did you say?! It's clearly your problem, right?"

Merlin: "Huh? Where do I have a problem, it's obviously because of you being careful?"

Alice: "I'm careful? Do you dare to tell the truth? If you honestly admit that you have a problem, you will die?

Merlin: "Haha, do you know what your biggest problem is? That is not knowing yourself~"

"... The corners of Rukia's mouth twitched, thinking this is not the same as before? Who will get along for a long time and will have feelings, they are all deceptive! The two of them have not changed at all!

Little Kris looked around and became very upset when she heard her parents arguing. She couldn't help but say in aggrieved tone, "Don't be fierce, Chris doesn't like seeing her parents fierce...

The two of them looked at the pathetic appearance of Chris and fell silent, probably because they realized that arguing in front of Chris is not a good thing.

Alice: "Huh!"

Merlin: "Shout!

Hobbs wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, feeling that these two guys are simply freaks, "Since you don’t like each other, what should you do next? This kid is innocent...

"What else can we do? We will treat her as our own daughter and raise her up slowly." Mei Lin said solemnly.

"Yes, no matter what, I will still take good care of Chris." Alice looked down at her cutie.

Arnold showed a look of incomprehension, thinking that Merlin and Alice would be separated at any time.

As a result, the two have to continue to raise the child as parents!?

With children as a bond, how could the two of them separate?

Arnold had tears in his eyes and felt that his goddess could not look back, so he ran out crying.

"I don't believe in love anymore, Miss Alice wishes you happiness, Mingming..."

"It's over, this guy will definitely hide in his room for a long time and refuse to come out. It's really weak... Rukia sighed 0, very sympathetic to Arnold.

"Brother Arnold, it's too miserable, hehe... Hobbes wanted to pity Arnold, but couldn't help but laugh.

"I told him it's useless, why is it still stalking?" Alice murmured angrily.

"Who was the uncle mom just now?" Kris asked curiously.

"A endless pursuit of mother... Alice replied softly.

"...Christ showed envy in her eyes, "Mom is a heart-throb~"

"... Alice blushed and was in a good mood, so she replied in a low voice, "Well, you are right, you still have vision, unlike your father, who is blind...

"But mom has a dad, and they can't catch up with mom... Kris pouted her little mouth, showing an expression that she didn't understand.