The Elf Is a Freeloader

Is it just humans?

More than a week has passed since Elle came to this world.

In those days, Elle seems quite used to the world.

Elle's most energetic effort here lately still seems to be her Japanese acquisition, and Yasushi is also dating her Japanese acquisition by looking at her spare time to teach her words and such, and by buying her a study book on letters for toddlers to learn plain pseudonyms and one pseudonym.

Elle also seemed to have fun remembering Japanese while looking at pictures and illustrations, and repeatedly asking Hayashi what this was, he imitated Japanese pronounced by Hayashi in his mouth many times.

I can still hear Elle practicing her pronunciation as she looks at the plain pseudonym posters for the bathroom that she put on the wall while bathing.

Also, Elle seems to have liked something called a bath and enjoys a slow bath every day while practicing Japanese.

Smiling at Elle's obsessive Japanese he could hear, Yasushi was studying for an impending midterm test in the living room.

After all, the student's share is in study. I want to go to school with Ryu and Aai, but I can't even open up to my parents if I don't give them a lot of grades beyond what I was able to say to my parents and stay in the land.

Originally, Yasushi's grades were never bad. Compared to Ryu and Aoi, it really goes down, but still from the whole school year it would be something like top bottom to top inside.

Besides, if it's a weekend, the young familiars will come back and call it a study group. Sure, I'll study, but I'm sure it'll be exciting otherwise.

Also, Elle doesn't look like he's having an example flashback in the middle of the night, and he seems to be sleeping well.

Thinking about that in between studies, Elle came into the living room as she wiped her wet hair with a bath towel.

"Huh - it was good hot water. I knew the bath would feel good."

Due to the hot weather, Elle smiles dusty with her cheeks still in the tide. Because of her good mood, her long ears are shaking a little too.

Seeing Elle like that, your heart beat hard all the time.

The hot weather of a girl of the same age - supposedly - violently shakes your heart.

Smells like shampoo drifting from wet hair.

Floating over the pastel yellow pyjamas are two hills with seemingly soft breasts, albeit not big.

Uplifted and slightly reddish white skin peeking from the neck and tips of the hands and feet.

Ryu and I have often stayed in Aoi's hot tub, and I have seen it many times before, but Elle's hot tub was different from Aoi's.

He would have difficulty responding if asked where, but in Elle's case, it is definitely not the same as the smell.

Speaking of which, about a few days ago, Yasushi recalls that Elle's attitude was strangely abnormal.

When Yasushi caught sight of something while he was going to school, Elle blushed her face and clearly (openly) missed her gaze.

Especially since such Elle's condition went back to normal the next day, maybe it wasn't a big deal.

"? What's wrong?

"Yes, no, it's nothing, uh-huh"

Yasushi, who was unexpectedly a stranger to Elle, desperately deceived him without being able to be honest about it.

"Really? Something looks red on my face...... Aah! Yes, Mr. Yastaka! Look at this!

What Elle showed you as she said happily was a plain name bathroom poster she was using to study Japanese while bathing.

"Words over here already...... the reading of Nihongo letters is just a tick!!"

Eh, and all the time, Elle strains his chest.

And as I point to the plain pseudonyms written on the poster one by one, I read out fifty tones in turn: "A," "Y," "Ugh," "Oh," and so on.

"Oh, isn't that awesome? Have you mastered the reading of plain pseudonyms in less than a week? So? Who writes?

As soon as asked who wrote it, Elle's expression, which he was proud of until then, turns into something soggy as it gets.

"Uh... or I'm still a little bad at writing..."

Eh heh. Elle laughed lightly.

With such a bitter smile on Elle, Yasushi decides to move on to the next step.

"But now that you can read the plain pseudonym, let's remember one pseudonym next"

When Yasushi received a poster with a plain pseudonym from Elle, he turned it upside down and handed it to Elle.

Behind the bathroom poster is a fifty tone table with one pseudonym, and Elle, who sees it, blinks her eyes.

"Oh, um... what is this? I did think there was a letter on the back that was very similar to the table..."

"So this one's a pseudonym. What was written on the table was a plain pseudonym. They're both Japanese letters."

"Hey, wait a minute!! How come there are two letters in one language? Awesome!?"

There was only one type of letter per language Elle had ever learned, and that was normal.

Many of the languages present on the planet are also one type of letter per language, and there would be a small number of languages using multiple characters.

"Japanese separates letters according to purpose. Besides the plain pseudonym and one pseudonym, there is also the biggest difficulty called kanji."

In learning Japanese, everyone will undoubtedly cry the most about learning kanji.

The number of kanji characters is about 2,000 characters, even for the permanent kanji characters learned in compulsory education alone. JIS kanji is more than 10,000 characters up to the fourth level. It is also said to exceed 50,000 characters when it comes to the total number of kanji characters in the Hanwa dictionary and elsewhere.

Yasushi wrote and showed some of those kanji on the edge of the notebook he was studying as much as he could think of.

"Nah... it's some kind of cool, complicated, weird shape... is this really a letter?

"That's right. For example…"

Yasushi pointed to the word "person" he wrote in his notebook.

"In this word" human "... I mean" human ". There's more..."

While pointing to some kanji characters, Yasushi teaches them their readings and meanings.

"I see. Each letter makes sense, doesn't it? By the way, if this word" person "stands for a human being, how does" elf "write in kanji?

"No, no. Exactly. There's no such thing as an elf."

"Yeah eh!? How come there are no letters representing the elves when there are letters representing the humans!?"

"No, because there are no elves in this world"

"Huh...? Don't you have an elf in this world...?

Indeed, so far, Elle has never seen a non-human race in this world either.

But I thought the vast majority of the inhabitants of this town were human beings, and the number of fairy species such as elves and dwarves and subraces such as beasts was only extremely small.

In the world where El was, humans are the most numerous and prosperous species, and the inhabitants of most towns and villages are the most human. There are also towns and villages inside that are just elves and dwarves, but those numbers are extremely small compared to human towns.

Furthermore, some human beings discriminate against or exclude fairy species and sub-races as inferior species, and some settlements have gathered only such people.

"So, what about Dwarves? What about Marman? He's in a hostile relationship with us, but what about demon goblins and orgasms?

"I heard a little from Ryu and Aoi, but I knew there were a lot of intelligent creatures in El's world. But when it comes to intelligent creatures in this world, it's just humans."

"To, just humans..."

A world without all non-human races.

Try El, who grew up in a world where a wide variety of races lived, and that was something you never even imagined.

He was shocked, for some reason, to know that there were only humans in this world, Elle.

Though, it doesn't seem so serious either, so after offering Elle a cup of cold tea, Yasushi decided to take a bath this time.

I arrive at the stripper and take off my clothes.

Take off your clothes and go inside the washing machine. Elle has also learned how to use the washing machine lately, so she will do the washing while Yasushi goes to school.

Honestly, I would have appreciated that.

If you wash it, you naturally have to dry the laundry next.

In the laundry, of course, there is Elle's clothes again. Some of Elle's clothes are underwear.

The day after Elle first showed up at Yasushi's house. Yanggui washed the clothes and underwear Elle was wearing and dried them to the garden end. At that time, among them were Elle's underwear.

It was true that the underwear of a girl my age made it go away, but I could still take it directly into my hands and dry it.

The underwear I dried at that time belonged to Elle's world, and if I tried to make this world's underwear look strong Yasushi, it was designed and touched like I didn't really think it was underwear. That's why I was able to dry it calmly.

But.

But not now.

What she is wearing right now is underwear from this world. Naturally, that's what Yasushi knows so well - only in TV commercials, flyer ads, etc. - underwear and what Elle actually wore all day.

There's no way Yasushi can take such a thing directly from you.

Therefore, it would have been El's role to dry and take in the laundry, which is the natural flow.

Some laundry includes your underwear, but I guess Elle doesn't think his underwear is underwear, as Yasushi didn't think of underwear from other worlds as much underwear. It washes and dries properly every day and folds nicely after taking it in.

"It's really good to be the first to teach Elle how to use the washing machine..."

I think you will make it, Yasushi.

Take off all the clothes you were wearing and put your underwear inside a dedicated net.

At that time, Elle's underwear, which had been in the net earlier, caught his eye and blushed unexpectedly.

"... Next time, I'll take a bath first..."

Whimpering about that, I lay my hands on the handle of the bathroom door.

That's when I noticed an unfamiliar object on the sink next to the bathroom.

"What is this...?

Yasushi takes it.

It is about 30 cm in size. It was like a barrel made of some kind of leather, and when I lifted it, I heard a proper water sound from inside.

If you look closely, the top is thinner and tied with leather strings.

Yanggui does not know, but it is a tool called a water bag, a water bottle used in the world of El.

In Japan, China and elsewhere, there was a natural water bottle called bamboo more than in ancient times. Because of this, I am not familiar with a water bag, but it is a tool that was actually used as a water bottle in Europe, where bamboo is not native in this world.

Water bags, common in the world of El, are made by reinforcing certain kinds of warcraft and animal bladders with leather. Originally, the bladder is an organ for storing liquids, so it's best suited for water bags. Of course, the bladder is cleaned when processed as a water bag.

Driven by curiosity, Yasushi unties the leather strings that had been tied.

And as soon as I peered inside, something popped out of the inside and stuck it on my face as I talked, and Yasushi screamed unexpectedly.

Elle, who was looking at one pseudonym that had become a new challenge in the living room, suddenly popped out of the living room to the screams of Yasushi he heard.

It was in the bathroom that I heard screams. Elle does her best to run through the hallway and jump into the strip yard without hesitation.

"What is wrong with you!? What happened........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

What Elle saw stepping into the strip yard. It was like a clear liquid on his face, and he looked like Yasushi falling on the floor.

Naked.

"Huh... ahh... ooh...?

Seeing the absence of Yasushi, Elle's face is dyed red in an instant.

Covering his eyes with both hands reflexively, he sees all of you through the gap between his fingers.

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

Reaching the limit of all things, Elle screamed more than he had done earlier, and flew out the stripper after him.

While I silently dropped off Elle running away, there's nothing I can do for you.

On such a Yasushi's face, the clear liquid was swinging plumply.

Elle, who turned bright red to her chest, not to mention her face, jumped out of the strip and straight into her room, diving into bed with Boosen and wearing a futon from her head.

"Mi, I saw Mi Mi... Yastaka's... I saw..."

In a dark futon, he remained a bright red face forever, with the appearance of an elf squeaking like a spell.