The Empire of War and My Strategies - Until We Can Have The Most Powerful Country Ever

"Lord, what's wrong? He's alive?

Yeah... he's got his back poked with a stick.

I don't remember you poking me with a stick and waking me up in the morning... is that your mother?

No, that's not my mother's voice.

Or how does it feel to hit this body, Grass?

I gently raised my face and opened my eyes and looked at the other person's face.

"Oh, did you live? Lord, what happened in this place?

No, what happened to you?

Lightly colored blonde.

Medium ponytail for easy movement.

Pointed ears.

I don't care what you think, I'm an elf.

You look like a beautiful, bouldering elf.

With a frivolous face that looks sooo sports club......

... er... Oh, the ponytail might have had nothing to do with it.

That's right. Elves are determined to be windy long from Lord Deed's generation, aren't they?... No, that's not what I'm talking about.

Where, are those purple eyes color contact, abbreviated as color contact?

"What's up? Do you have anything weird on your awkward face?

"Oh, no... Er...... One moment, please."

What the hell is this place......

Ultra weird in front of you, too.

Ultra isn't weird enough to explain in three minutes... but elves, simple leather armor, spears, shoes like sandals...

I don't have a bow. I can't believe you're 'awkward' on top. Is there an elf consciousness?

Oh, I dress the same way.

Hey, what happened...

"Let's just drink some water and calm down. Look, you can drink it all."

"Oh, thank you"

It's a water bottle made of hyotan!

Nooo, raw.

Nevertheless, it did settle down a little thanks to the water.

... those ears, are they real... I really want to be sure.

Here's the thing, maybe he's cosplayer...

"I'm sorry, I know it's rude, but if I can, can I touch your ear?"

"Oh... Lord, I'm not too impressed with you wanting to touch my maiden's ear? Well, good. They believe that touching an elf's ear like an awkward man in some parts of the country will boost your martial arts, but is that your mouth?

Oh, seriously, I call it an elf.

No, let's check our ears now.

"That's not why... Wow... it's real... it's got blood vessels through it..."

When I said that, Mr. Elf looked uncomfortable.

"What, Lord, did you even think the awkward was a fake elf? It would be disrespectful if you were kind enough to think you were going down. My parents are normal people, but I don't remember being told they're fake."

"Yes, no. Not at all. Excuse me. I've never seen an elf before. Excuse me."

"Oh, I see. I guess that's what some people do. Forgive me for being so quick.... um? What, isn't your Lord an elf too"

"... what? Me? Uh, why did they think that?"

"I really have pointy ears for nothing. Most of all, you can't handle magic that far."

"Magic, is it?"

Oh, seriously. My ears are sharp enough to tell just by touching them. When did I become an operator with no flexibility shards?

Elf, is that the only character who made the idea of plastic surgery in his ear?

Don't, you calmed down once and you're confused again.

"Lord, what countryside did you live in? Take a good look at this spear. The core is made of iron. How can you carry a heavy object like this if you can't handle magic and make your body strong?

Oh, yes.

That sounds like a heavy spear.

So, when you can handle magic, can you hold heavy objects?

Is it the magic of physical enhancement or something? Can you double your attack or double your defense?

... Not if I'm putting this stupid idea around right now.

"So, Lord, how did you end up here?"

Yeah, that's it.

Ask this guy a lot?

No, I don't want to give bad information to armed people in situations where I don't know one thing.

You seem like a very good person......

It's not a dream.

I remember what it felt like in my dreams.

I don't feel like such a sumptuous hanging at all.

... Is that it? Am I in a terrible situation right now?

Sleep at home, when you wake up... around, all, the plains?

Ah, far away...... there's a bunch of carriages and a bunch of people......

Definitely not Japan.

And maybe......

"Excuse me, what's that horde of carriages you see over there?

"That's a bunch of merchants. You'll see.... You look pale, huh? Anything wrong?

I knew it.

It's not Japanese I'm speaking right now.

Yet, unlike English, you can think in this language.

Hey, no kidding.

... No, I should say this helped.

If you don't understand the language...... die.

Not as a metaphor, but as fact.

This is Akan.

"Actually, thank you. Looks lost. … If you can, would you please help me not starve to death in exchange for some labor"

How insane is it to talk about how vulnerable you are in front of a man with a spear?

It's the first time I've grown up, I can't believe I'm asking you to lean 100 percent on someone else's goodwill.

"Mm, really?... that complexion, you don't seem to be lying. But don't worry. The awkward are mere escorts, but there will be some work in the Chamber of Commerce. Besides, if I get to the next town, I'll listen to some stories. If you're not going to help, there's no reason to try to wake the Lord?

"I see. Thank you very much."

Now, if all the words this man has said are true, he's a very good man.

And nevertheless, I have to believe and follow.

... anxious to throw up.