The whole sketch was full of jokes, and the audience couldn't bear it under the stage and in front of the TV.
"This Liushan can fool you too much."
"Haha turned out to be abducted and sold like this."
"I'm going. It's been a long time since I watched such a beautiful sketch."
"What did the CCTV guys think, such a beautiful sketch was not selected."
"I watched this year's program, it was very trash, not good at all."
...
After the audience watched the show, they began to criticize CCTV's Spring Festival Gala.
"By the way, I just watched the screenwriter as if it was Chen Hanwen, not that big-fire Chen Hanwen."
"Really, I also found out. It seems that Teacher Liu Shan and Chen Hanwen are still cooperating on the Spring Festival Evening in Beijing this year."
"It must be read. This script is absolutely written, and the "I'm Going to the Spring Festival Gala" must be very good."
"That's not necessarily true. I heard that the script of "I'm Going to the Spring Festival Gala" was directly beaten back by the director of the Spring Festival Gala. I just don't want Chen Hanwen to appear."
"The junk directors on the Spring Festival Gala have problems with their aesthetics. How good is Liushan? Isn't it the same as the Spring Festival Gala?
"Yes, this year's Spring Festival Gala is too rubbish, it is better to watch the Spring Festival Gala of Beijing TV."
...
New Year's Eve.
Chen Hanwen's home in Beijing.
Since the guns were not allowed to fire this year, it was very quiet outside.
However, every house is full of lights and festivities, and the atmosphere is very festive.
Chen Hanwen finished recording on Beijing TV Station, and it was already dark.
As soon as I got home, I found it was very lively.
It turned out that this year Xiao Yuer's parents and Ma Jiao's parents all spent the New Year together at Chen Hanwen's house.
Seeing this lively scene, Chen Hanwen felt a little bit sour unconsciously.
He thought of his parents.
Chen Hanwen is an orphan.
His parents disappeared when he was a few years old, so he did not feel the love of his parents in this world.
Seeing this warm scene, he couldn't help but feel sad.
Xiao Yuer said, "Uncle, the show is finished."
"Of course, I won't come back to accompany you for the New Year."
Speaking of Chen Hanwen, he came to a few old people: "Parents, uncles and aunts, happy New Year."
Several old people are very happy.
Xiao Yuer's face is happy.
At this time, Ma Jiao said suddenly: "By the way, this year's Spring Festival Gala is about to begin."
"I heard from the Internet that this year's Spring Festival Gala is not good at all." Xiao Yuer said.
"Yeah, it has been rated as the most rubbish Spring Festival Gala before it was broadcast." Ma Jiao smiled.
"Hmph, don't invite uncle to go, of course rubbish." Xiao Yuer said.
At this time, the countdown to the Spring Festival Gala began.
This time, the Spring Festival Gala crew played a brand of leading newcomers, so many of them were second- and third-tier stars.
New top-tier superstars like Chen Hanwen, Xiao Yu'er, and Yang Mi are not invited.
This is also the main reason for the audience to complain about the Spring Festival Gala.
Don’t the audience watch your Spring Festival Gala on New Year’s Eve just to watch wonderful programs?
For such an important show, your head is flooded with newcomers.
On the Internet, fans of Chen Hanwen's fan club have sharpened their swords.
"Doesn't the director of the Spring Festival Gala say that our singer is trash? Today I want to see how trash his Spring Festival Gala is."
"That's right, did you watch the Spring Festival Gala in Liaotai yesterday? That "Selling Crutches" made me happy. You can't make such an excellent work on the Spring Festival Gala. Let's see what good works can be produced on the Spring Festival Gala."
"It is said that "Selling Crutches" was also written by the God of Singer. Not asking the God of Singer is definitely a major loss for the Spring Festival Gala.
"I don't think I have any other thoughts on the Spring Festival Gala, I just came to complain."
"Yes, so am I, I'm just going to scold the chief director!"
The Spring Festival Gala finally began in people's expectations.
In the fiery singing and dancing, several hosts descended from the sky on a rosette.
Netizens were shocked by this shocking appearance.
"Fuck, this way of playing is too individual?"
"Seeing this opening, I have an ominous premonition."
"What kind of head is this director? This appearance is too funny!"
At the beginning, many netizens began to complain!
At this moment, Chen Hanwen's Weibo was updated.
"The person I like is a world-famous hero. One day he will step on the seven-color hot pot...Yes, everyone must pay attention. We just came back from the hot pot, not returning from experience..."
Seeing this complaint, netizens suddenly turned over with joy.
"Fuck, it looks like a closer look!"
"This is so much about learning from the West!"
"I don't feel right, it's returning from hot pot."
"Sure enough, Geshen is a professional joke player, this is invincible."
"Haha, you deserve to be the god of singers, you can vomit so high grade."
"I think Chen Hanwen's chicken soup for the soul is more interesting than this Spring Festival Gala."
"No wonder the director scolded Chen Hanwen on the Internet. Chen Hanwen didn't fight back. It turned out to be holding back the big move."
"That is, the god of song won't suffer easily, it's not that the time has not arrived."
Following Chen Hanwen's complaints, his fans immediately launched a stormy complaint against Weibo on the Spring Festival Gala.
"Director of the Spring Festival Gala, is eating the theme this year?"
"Haha, it's so funny, several hosts fell from the sky on the hot pot, are they really good?"
Now, Chen Hanwen's fans are amazing.
More than 100 million fans, that's not a joke.
Soon, Chen Hanwen's complaint spread all over the Internet, and even the hot pot opening was already on hot search.
...
Xiao Yuer looked at Chen Hanwen's spitting and couldn't help but laughed: "Uncle, your spitting is so funny, the more I see the hosts stepping on, the more like a hot pot."
Ma Jiao was also speechless: "You really hold a grudge, you really want to complain."
"Uncle this joke is so funny, I have to forward it if it doesn't work."
Chen Hanwen smiled lightly.
At the beginning, Chen Hanwen wrote the sketch script to the director of the Spring Festival Gala. If you don't like it, you can, and you won't have to scold me in front of everyone!
At that time, Chen Hanwen had no time to talk to him, and now there is nothing to do at night.
Of course, I will not miss the opportunity to complain.
And when it comes to complaints, there were no complaints in the Spring Festival Gala in the previous life, and Chen Hanwen had some complaints.
...
This opening dance is even more prosperous.
The whole screen was red, and the actors wore red clothes. Chen Hanwen was dizzy when he watched, so he started to complain again.
"The saturation of this year's Spring Festival Gala can only be described as a prosperous trance hahaha!"
This complaint was again recognized by the audience.
"I'll go, it's too messy, my eyes are all red when I look at it."
"Are all the sausages hanging up here? I'm hungry."
The whole Spring Festival Gala is said to promote newcomers, but the songs are all old songs.
The sketch is even more speechless, there is no laughter in the whole sketch, and even some audience members on the scene are going to fall asleep.
Especially the cross talk is performed by Wang Kun, a famous Chinese cross talk performer.
However, Wang Kun is too old, and his laughter is decades ago, which makes the audience unable to laugh at all. The most important thing is that his theme is too positive and he is simply taking a political class.
After watching it halfway, the online audience has been unable to complain.
Nima, this Spring Festival Gala is too boring.
That is, there is not a good song, cross talk rubbish, and the sketch is brainless and smiles.
Look at the Liao TV Spring Festival Gala, that "Selling Crutches" is the skit that really belongs to our people.
"Yes, it's boring."
At this time, Chen Hanwen posted another Weibo: "I saw half of the Spring Festival Gala, and I suddenly looked forward to the final ending song."
The netizens who spit out Chen Hanwen laughed again.
"Haha, as I thought."
"This Spring Festival Gala is so boring, I'm so sleepy."
"I can't complain about this kind of junk show, there are too many slots."
The atmosphere of the whole party was very embarrassing, most of which were slogan shows.
Especially language programs, there is nothing to watch.
At this time, many netizens began to complain.
"Didn't the chief director say that Chen Hanwen's scripts are rubbish? I see that these language sketches are not rubbish, they are definitely more rubbish!"
"Yes, look at the "Selling Crutches" written by Chen Hanwen, which is not only educational but also a point of laughter. It's not a level."
"I heard that tomorrow's "I'm Going to the Spring Festival Gala" is going to be a show for the Spring Festival Gala, and the names are so suitable. As a result, the director of the Spring Festival Gala said rubbish, but I am looking forward to it more and more.
"Tomorrow the Spring Festival Gala of Beijing TV, Chen Hanwen will have a cross talk."
"Haha must watch!"
The Spring Festival Gala continued, and Chen Hanwen's complaints continued.
Two Chinese martial arts stars, Van Loon and Wu Jing, took to the stage to sing, and Chen Hanwen complained: "Two martial arts stars are on stage, and you actually let them sing. The audience expects them to have a fight!"
The laugh was embarrassing, almost no one in the audience laughed.
Chen Hanwen continued to complain: "Everyone is too shameful for the director. Although there is no smile, everyone should also put out a few smiles. Why is it that you are about to fall asleep?"
However, Chen Hanwen did not complain about all the shows. Chen Hanwen also praised some good shows.
Finally, many fans of Chen Hanwen don't watch the Spring Festival Gala at all, and directly watch Chen Hanwen's complaints on Weibo.
One viewer even bluntly said that the only motivation for me to watch the Spring Festival Gala now is because of Chen Hanwen's complaints. If you don't watch the show, you don't know what Chen Hanwen's jokes mean!
The little fish on the side brushed Weibo even more: "Uncle, this show is too rubbish, so I spit it out."
...
Finally, the Spring Festival Gala is over, and Chen Hanwen finally published a summary.
At 8 o'clock on New Year's Eve, the Spring Festival Gala arrived as scheduled.If you didn't watch the Spring Festival Gala by the TV, you would feel like a holiday.The curtain of the Spring Festival Gala opened on time, and the audience looked hungry~ hot pot, barbecue, sausage, whatever they want, in fact, when I saw half of it, I couldn’t complain about it, because there were too many awkward points, so I couldn’t complain about it!Did the audience laugh?No, you can push newcomers, but they are old songs. Do you think the original song will be worse than these newcomers?Singing and dancing are all crowded tactics, can the director have a snack?This is what you are talking about as a cultural feast for the common people?I can only say that as a patriotic blockbuster, the goal is achieved."
At this moment, the director of the Spring Festival Gala looked at Chen Hanwen's Weibo, and almost didn't vomit a mouthful of blood.
In fact, he complained about Chen Hanwen because he and Wang Jia had a good relationship. He had just had dinner together the day before, and Wang Jia said Chen Hanwen was too crazy.
At that time he said he wanted to give Chen Hanwen some color.
Sure enough, he did it, and Chen Hanwen didn't dare to let go.
Originally he was very proud, but he didn't expect that Chen Hanwen was not going to take revenge, but wanted to be after the show started!
In particular, Chen Hanwen's comments on Weibo almost surprised him and other directors.
He can find points to complain about almost every show, and can write a paragraph.
Isn’t it fun to write a paragraph, and you write one by one. You wrote nearly a hundred paragraphs during the Spring Festival Gala, and you complained one by one. Are you so uncomfortable?
Especially under the influence of Chen Hanwen, there was even more scolding on the Internet, his face was as angry as pig liver.
Chen Hanwen, you are too wicked.
The next day, on the first day of the new year, netizens who woke up after a night of sleep were still chatting about Chen Hanwen's complaints.
"Have you seen Chen Hanwen's jokes about the Spring Festival Gala? It's so funny."
"Haha, someone specially compiled a video with Chen Hanwen's paragraph which is really interesting."
"I have to admire, Chen Hanwen is really talented."
"Isn’t the director of the Spring Festival Gala criticizing Chen Hanwen’s trash? Now I know who is the real trash."
"Yes, I feel that Chen Hanwen's jokes are more interesting than the Spring Festival Gala."
"But it's all what the common people want to say. This year's Spring Festival Gala is indeed rubbish."
"That's, what stuff, a good new song hasn't come out, singing and dancing pierced your eyes, and cross talk is an old joke from a few years ago. As for those sketches, are there any laughs?"
"Yes, this kind of garbage Spring Festival Gala, where is it for ordinary people, I think it is similar to a work report."
"Yes, Chen Hanwen is the one who speaks to our common people."
"Top Chen Hanwen!"
Chen Hanwen's jokes quickly went viral on the Internet.
In fact, these jokes were carefully selected by classmate Xiao Ai.
In the mobile phone, these Spring Festival Gala jokes are often complained by netizens.
So Xiao Ai moved all the essence over, it's hard to think about it or not!
Even the most rubbish Spring Festival Gala selection program was issued on the Internet.
As a result, this year's Spring Festival Gala has certainly become the most garbage Spring Festival Gala so far.
In fact, there are reasons for the jokes, but more of this year’s Spring Festival Gala is really rubbish.
Seeing the comments on the Internet, the chief director went crazy and even made an announcement in the name of CCTV.
Recently, some public figures maliciously smeared the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, hoping that those people will rein in the precipice, otherwise we reserve the right to pursue their legal responsibility.
After seeing this announcement from CCTV, netizens quit.
"What is malicious slander? You yourself are trash, OK?"
"That's right, they are telling the truth, you are not rubbish, what do they do to discredit you?"
"You're afraid of being so rubbish about the Spring Festival Gala. If you have the ability, you can do it better!"
At this time, Chen Hanwen sent out a Weibo.
"Everyone has heard the story of pointing the deer to the horse, okay, you are CCTV, you are awesome, I take it, and I sincerely apologize. This year's Spring Festival Gala is amazing, the singing and dancing are wonderful, and every song is so touching The new work of crying, I couldn't sleep all night with cross talk and laughter. Every sentence of that sketch can touch my smile. I can only say that this Spring Festival Gala is so beautiful, and I want to cry because it is so beautiful. "
As soon as this Weibo was posted, it immediately attracted the attention of netizens.
"Haha, Geshen apologized."
"Is this an apology? I feel it is hurting others."
"Haha, it really is the style of God of Singer, I knew he wouldn't just admit it like that."
"A deer is a horse, this allusion works well!"
Chen Hanwen's Weibo looks like an apology for Furuan, but in fact, it is Furuan.
Especially start with the allusion that deer is a horse, and then say what song can make people cry.
But this Weibo also made some people in the circle unhappy.
This time the teacher who talked about cross talk directly wrote: "Some of our young artists are too exaggerated now. Why do you question the efforts of others? We are spreading positive energy. What "Selling Trafficking" I think is a product of Sansu , Mess, there is no positive energy, I also read the script of "I'm Going to the Spring Festival Gala", it is a rubbish script, I admit that as a judge, my master removed the script of this sketch, this kind of dross, this kind of no culture Content works should not appear on this tall stage."