The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Cause and effect, or fate, do exist, and without outside influence, Apple will eventually land, decay, and become the seed of the coming year.

And if a farmer came to take the apple, then it was the natural fate for the orchard and for the apple itself, because the farmer was part of the orchard, and the harvest was the fate that the apple intended.

But if there's a traveler in the field who walks past the orchard and takes the apple by hand, then the apple leaves with the traveler, the farmer can't pick the apple, and the fate of everyone is reversed by the traveler's behavior.

And the traveler of the opposite world, the traveler who walked at will, changed the fate trajectory of all.

His actions were not on the line of the world, and he eventually had a series of interlocking effects on what should have been the same fate.

The owners of the unjust debts and the consequent causal fate are borne by the transgressors.

My system, on the other hand, translates its collection into evil points of goodness, and then, at my personal will, acts as a mechanism of occurrence, like wishful thinking, to influence the world.

Of course, it's just my own research, which may be right, may be wrong, but an accidental game strategy book from a different realm makes this assumption even more likely.

“The Battle of Ash Purgatory, the name of the game, and this strategy book from the lottery system, documented the bits and bits of this classic game that has been in operation for three decades. ”

And the name of my continent... That's Ash.

Our world, just a game of the other world? I have no exclamation or surprise that parallel worldviews, dreamers dreaming of different worlds, prophets who cross time and space limits, and so on have long precedents, common sense in the Ash continent, is enough to explain all of this.

And Purgatory... seven massive version updates, representing seven subversions of the world.

In the seven devastating catastrophes, the continent became purgatory, and when I felt confident that I was the hero of the other world, enough to change all of this, I was surprised to find that after the third version of the update, Roland... Lan, it's the last name of BOSS.

“Roland the Devil. Lan. Returning from the abyss of hell with his regiment of demons, they vowed to avenge all life, endless legions of dead and demons, looting an entire continent, and countless lives were lost, and countless nations were destroyed. ”

Roland Lang? Isn't that my name? I actually became the last BOSS to destroy the world!?

Reality is not a game, the Demon King may not necessarily be defeated, or, at that time, I was known as the Son of Glory, and why would I be the evil chaotic demon?

But it all happened, and the deepest darkness of the Church of the Holy See, the betrayal of the trusted, the downhole stone of the royal family and nobility, allowed me, as a hero of the Holy Knight, to gradually turn away from faith and enter the darkness.

But knowing the fate trajectory of that motherfucker, as a passer in charge of his own destiny, how can I see this happening?

So I did more to try to change fate.

It is not difficult to change the fate of an individual as a transceiver of causal forces, but it is not that easy to change the trajectory of the entire world.

After a series of “coincidences," my efforts were wasted, and I failed, and the floods of history, after easily crushing me, made everything go away.

Today I, after dying and dying, live as a witch, naturally unable to be the demon king who seeks to destroy the world, but unfortunately, my stupid twin brother, Cavins. Lan, instead of my broken brother, did a lot of amazing things and eventually walked into Hell's Gate alone.

Perhaps, in a little while, I'll have to face the name Cavins. The demon king of Lan is gone.

So, in any case, I'm going to live, even with this incomplete, soul-damaged residue, until the day Cavins returns.

So, in any case, I need strength, no matter what world it comes from, no matter whether it's bright or just...

“This is me, Roland. Lan's vows, you must clean up your mess! So, even if I get my hands dirty, even if I do anything, I need to get enough evil points, resurrect myself, grow strength, and clean up that stupid brother. ”

“Master Witch, excuse me, is this about the status quo? Before being generous, please return to reality and look back. ”

And when I was so overwhelmed, my companions were pouring cold water.

I looked back, and those dark elf bitches who chased me were approaching, and their sleepless eyes were filled with blood, and the original beautiful melon face was filled with reversals of hatred, and looking at the extreme look of hatred, now seemed not the time to reason.

“Don't run, you bastards! ”

“I will tear you apart alive. ”

“Oh... give me that bone, give it to me! My dowry, 30 years of hard work, one night back before liberation! ”

“Momo, I've bought seaweed and chili, and I'm going to have rib soup tonight... the ribs in front, you hear me? You're the main dish of the day! Momo, stop! ”

Looks like yesterday's Big Bang hatred wasn't so low, it was stupid not to run, so I added a flotation technique to myself, and the disguise accelerated.

This is a big game. If this time it is caught by heavily armed city management team, even if only the bones cannot be torn alive, it may be removed and fed to the dog.

But I'm not the only one being chased.

“Brother Baia, why are they chasing you too? You're selling fake goods again? ”

The Bayer brothers are famous traitors within the corrupt Goblins, selling money, contraband, counterfeit goods, and not even a business license to save money and evade taxes.

Of course, such illegal businessmen have been hit at least several times by the city management team, and in the midst of the confrontation we have built deep revolutionary friendships.

“Who knows what happened to these bitches, it seems that some fools have offended these crazy bitches. Since yesterday afternoon, they have been searching the entire city for the whole wind. What ‘is it from the top of the law to the top of the line, cracking down on criminal criminals' ‘,' Strictly fighting illegal businessmen and * *, and a beautiful blue sky in Sulphur City ', I bam! ”

Goldtooth as an engineer. Beia was my brother, and her thick hair was flattened at a time when she seemed very upset and devastated.

And in my view, although he doesn't look good, he's already a Level 59 geotechnical engineer, just one step away from the Gold Class 60.

“These girls are amazing, a small city management team, all of them are temple knights, holy sword knights and other deck professions, well equipped. Without mentioning the mysterious silver armor of the dwarf, combined with the ethnic talent of the Dark Pokémon against demons, it is already hard like a can of steel, several captains actually have a artifact, such equipment and formation, enough to pull to participate in the Devil's War. Do something about the city. ”

Silver Hook Bear is the younger brother, his clothes were burned, and during his arrest, he is still extremely annoyed as if the treasure's alchemy vessel had been completely destroyed.

A 57-grade alchemist should have been good at healing and saving lives, but somewhat unreliable when linked to the sperm.

At least in my memory, the silver hook kid's pills, half of them will explode if I eat them, the other half? If you don't eat it, it'll explode!

“Bear with me, the rumors of Iwo Chi's 3,000 city administration are no longer a day or two. The cursed gold coins, they were not so equipped before * *! When I find out who broke my brother's path, I will definitely let him hang out in Iwo City in order to sell them such awesome equipment. ”

“Who else? Apart from the big orange-headed shorty on Huayu Street, besides his armor master blacksmith, who can make this grade of secret silver heavy armor, wait for me to come down and smash his shop, let him harm his brother! ”

So, I stopped talking. If the comrades knew that their swords had been bought from me, selling heavy armor also gave me an intermediary fee. Even giving them heavy armor enchantment was a legal deal that let me go. I'm afraid, my friends couldn't do it.

“Bull, what's wrong with you? They don't always give a shit about you. Why, have they recently committed another crime? ”

Running beside him, there was also a tall bull-headed warrior with a smile on his face. His simple eyes were full of integrity and obscurity, and he didn't seem to know why he was being pursued.

“No, I just asked them for some milk. They * * must have lots of milk. Isn't it normal for cowheads to eat milk? Isn't it normal that cowheads who love nature don't wear clothes? Why are you chasing me down? ”

Though the face of the Chinese characters looks just right, and his innocent voice carries a wrongful grievance, he is a * *, and although his face is now full of integrity and confusion, he is still a cruel love of running naked * *.

At this moment, he is still unbridled, the strong and wild flesh constantly stirs up the screaming of the woman on the side of the road, and he, too, waves his arms and an object of salute...

“* * The Bull Demon King is out again! ”

“Mom, it's scary! I can't get married! ”

“Where? Let me see what size little toothpicks actually sway. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The cowman in front stops and lets me try. ”

The screams and riddles behind him made him even more proud, running and doing all kinds of good deeds, causing all kinds of screams.

Though he is * *, others may not know, but in my eyes, the Minotaur Snowshoe is a Legendary Warrior of Lv.89, and I'm afraid he's one of the best in the cloudy sulphur city.

But no matter how strong he is, he's still a * *. Because it's important, I want to say it twice.

“Damn it! They have blessed silver arrows! Oros' emperor's sword, the sword of the slayer angel, I X, there are more than a dozen unnamed swords against evil, even the Orlando Empire famous for its luxury is not out of their minds. ”

To the front, there's Lilith, the nobleman of the night. Milan, renowned for her affection and indiscriminateness, is underground * * or in dreams * * of countless ladies and ladies of Iwo.

However, she was also utterly ruthless in the past, even if she was a Grade 72 gold-class blood swordsman, in front of a group of steel cans, only to be crushed.

Yeah, it's her, not him... people give nicknames, wild lilies, loving Milan, moving filth, women * *.

Together, we formed the Alliance of Free Gentlemen (known as the * * Alliance of Jianghu People), the Bullhead King, the pornography of the movement, and the Brotherhood of the Explosives, another title for us.

And when all our companions fell into this campaign to “fight criminals from scratch and fast according to the law", or "hit them hard", our stronger alliance leaders became the last survivors.

“Crazy witch in the head! The weakest witch is a legend. Turn around and kill those bitches. ”

“If it was 300 years ago, I could have tried it... and now my life box is damaged and my control is down. Big crack works, but I can't control the target. I can't die. Are you sure? ”

The Great Split is the killer of the top magicians, the legend has captured who will destroy who, but I have no love for conventional spells, now the life box is damaged, of course it cannot be used, but the loser will not lose, I will not have soft mouth.

“Cut, useless ghost! ”

Sure enough, I mentioned the danger of losing control, and they wouldn't let me use it for fear of dying.

But this continued to be pursued by the city, and I'm afraid my good man's reputation is about to be lost, so I moved on.

“Greasy! ”

An instant orgy lays a large slippery layer of thin oil in front of us, but as a witch, using magic suspension is fundamental, so I floated straight over.

“... there's something about the ring, and the weakest guy behind it is also a bronze bit. ”

In an unpleasant golden tooth eye, a ring is meaningless to a slightly more powerful warrior.

But common sense is for ordinary magicians, I'm not an ordinary magician.

“Boom!”

Just after the big talk, Golden Tooth fell to the ground, then his feet couldn't stop slipping and he couldn't stand up alive.

“Golden tooth, you are the mouth, look at me..... no, so slippery!! ”

And then his brother, Silver Hook, had just finished laughing at his brother and stepped back.

“I've improved. ”

It's not just an improvement, it's a reconstruction.

Ordinary grease is just smooth grease extracted from animal grease, but I manufacture mechanical lubricants from different sources, and the road friction force is adjusted to ensure zero friction.

After being locked down and unable to master higher order spells, I naturally worked hard on existing spells.

Normal greasy technique can be ignored by slightly more sophisticated warriors, while the new super, greasy technique, though only a second-round, is a great warrior beyond the golden class, also be careful.

But my pride was immediately beaten to the face by the cruel reality.

“Ha!”

The cow actually used his hoof as a skateboard, skied past it like a ski, while skiing and glancing at it, it looked like a heavy body, and the actual balance was very good.

“Well done, the mad witch won't get into the water by chance. ”

And the cunning vampire lady jumped onto the back of a dumb cow and took a ride.

“Let's go! ”

Seeing the city squad approaching, we ignored the Bear brothers who were still rolling in the oil and picking up the soap, and accelerated their departure.

And unexpectedly, those dark elf knight city pipes, heavy armor, one fell on the oil.

“Damn, how slippery!! ”

Victoria, the lead deputy captain, barely stood up, complained and slipped again.

“Help me!” The Bayer brothers' cry for help came through.

The cowhead was going to show his muscles, save lives, but Lilith dragged him away.

“Those guys are wearing heavy armor and can't get over it.....”

“I'm not worried about them. You won't forget what the Bear brothers are carrying if you find yourself unable to escape, will you? ”

The cowhead just reacted slowly and wasn't stupid. He slapped his head, lowered his head and ran.

“Boom!!” The sound of the explosion behind us proves our judgment beyond any doubt.

Engineering and alchemy books are good at explosion. If prefixes like geotechnical engineering are added to the front, the probability of explosion will increase at least tenfold. Don't say that the Bayer brothers will lose their way together. They have too many messy things on them. If they hit and fall more, they may explode directly.

“Bastard, grab these two idiots. ”

“They're gone, go after them! ”

The smoke surrounds the back and greasy lubricants add to the fire, but from behind the scolding, this unintentional small-scale explosion can only be a small hassle for such a big knight with a heavy silver body.

However...

“Greasy!” “Greasy!” Greasy. ”

So we slipped behind us, you stupid elves, so focus on your armor and consider your balancing skills.

“Die!! ”

With a delicious drink, I found myself happy too early.

That came from the corner of the street, not the captain of the city management team, Diana, the holy sword in her hand, the silver Avenger, or did I sell it to her before?

And as we hurriedly turned around, we found another corner, rushing out a group of dark elf knights, led by Urban Vice Captain Awen.

“Damn, it's a trap! ”

Tripartite rendezvous, we're blocked!

“Bastard! Thought you were such a nice guy, but... I just bought a dress to reimburse! ”

“And my snacks! ”

“My makeup! ”

“And Momo's tits! ”

“Aren't your tits always so small? ”

“No! It's my pet cat! Besides, my chest is at least bigger than yours. ”

“I'm a man, compared to me, you mean? ”

“I'm sorry, little brother, you look so pussy, I forgot you're a man. ”

The noisy Jinx knight surrounded us from three directions, ignoring the Jinx brother who had already quarreled himself, from the state of the friction fist, they sharpened the knife Jojo.

And this situation, as I expected, is now the first thing…

I rolled a donkey, avoided the slap from behind, and another flotation technique, hard pulled a foot up in place, avoided the pursuit of the fine sword.

“Bastard, you're dragging us down again! How many times have you dragged us down? ”

Not surprisingly, behind it are the old cow with an apologetic face but no mercy, and the mad woman vampire who scolds.

.. the first thing to do now is get rid of these two habitual selling teammates, who are much more cunning than these dark elves, and more mercilessly sell me after finding out that I was murdered this time.

If I get caught in jail this time, even if the Dark Pokémon don't abuse prisoners according to the law, the fellow inmates will take good care of me.

“Ah, never get caught! ”

In the siege of two of the top ten Sulphur City fighters, I hid abnormally, and the knights on the side, happy to see dogs biting dogs, have tended to move stools to watch the show.

“Opportunity!”

But those pussies who can understand the strong brotherhood that we have entered into in oppression, an eye, between us, have understood the heart.

The cowhead grabbed me, grabbed Lilith, and threw us out.

“Bastard! ”

By the time the Dark Elf Knight wakes up, we have broken away from the siege, and the poor old cow, obviously the strongest, has been pushed to the ground by a group of female knights because she does not like the unnecessary principle of beating women.

“Bull, I'll remember your sacrifice! ”

“Witchcraft, what have you done!! ”

“Yesterday they captured me and I blew up their barracks. ”

“Well done! I've wanted to do this for a long time. ”

I'm a little bit proud, and then I hit my finger.

“True words. Deal!”

So, under my raid, the unprotected female vampire stalled.

Though my true mantra may only set her for a few seconds, it's enough.

Her eyes were filled with confusion. She had escaped and why she had to be framed.

But then, it was suddenly realized, this mad witch Roland, is famous for his unknown damage to the whole city, otherwise, as a horrible incarnate witch demon, how could he get the Elephant with the water in his head?

But as the chasers arrived, Lilith was knocked down. Milan's anger and insensitivity turned into rhetoric.

After the Dark Elf Knights she was chased, the expected system tone finally arrived.

“Daily task: betrayal has been accomplished. Mission Objective: Betray three friends and teammates who trust you and reward them based on the strength of the betrayer.

Mission accomplished: Golden Tooth. Bear, silver hook. Bea, Lilith. Milan, all three combined fighters are above the Gold Class, their total strength far exceeds the host's current strength level, their mission is completed perfectly, and they are rewarded with an excess of 10 Evil Points. ”

“True, setting you up is worth it. ”

Well, the routine is done, the reward is in hand, and the rest is real running time.

Walking to a quiet corner, I wore a special silver gold silk robe and wore a faceless silver iron mask, where I stood quietly and waited for the soldiers to arrive.

“I… .X. Sorry, my lord!! ”

Turning around the corner, momentarily, the angry city management team just filled in front of me, a little girl who became a good girl.

Soon, when Diana came over and saw me, the arrogance just now disappeared invisible, as if to see the boss at the top, a quiet as a cicada, afraid to speak, finally, as the leader she mustered courage.

“Chief Justice Sleepless, what are you doing here? ”

Yes, I, Roland the Witch. Another identity is the city's highest law enforcement officer, the Lord Sleepless, and I'm not their superior, but their superior superior.