The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“My Lord! We half sheep lived for generations. On that day, we finally found a fertile meadow. We just loosened the reins for our babies, and these demons came!! ”

“Yes, they took our baby and robbed us. You see, they say they are law enforcement, and there are such robbers. ”

In front of them is a crowd of angry half-arms, these small orcs, famous for their mouth shattering and cunning, at a time when their cheeks are filled with tears and their expressions of indignation, as if they had been subjected to great grievances.

“My lord, you want us to decide! All our heads of household have been taken away by these demons. ”

“Yes, my poor little Charles, who was only two months old and was not weaned, was taken away from his mother by these demons, which is still alive. ”

“The one in the north, the one in the snowflake, my lamb is so small, this cruel wolf, came to our house...”

The courtroom... there is a lot of compassion, but now crying and singing in pieces, it is rare, well deserved half sheep of art cells, already intending to sing out.

I was touched, I watched for half a day, and then I realized that the level was not very high. I repeatedly sang both sentences, so I lost interest, I fought a debt, and I gave the verdict.

“There is no improper law enforcement by the law-enforcers, and the Kamsin Half Sheep tribe may, upon payment of the fine, retrieve the detained lamb. The second instance is final and cannot be appealed. ”

“My Lord!! ”

“Grievance!! ”

Arvin, the deputy chief of city management on the defendant's bench, was relieved, and the plaintiff's bench was crying, but I still didn't move.

“Bailiff, take it down, next. ”

“Embezzlement is rampant and justice is unfair!! The fool is indeed protecting the villain!! ”

Hey, it's always like this, but being told in person is a fool, I'm a little upset.

“Malicious assault on a judge and a fine of 10 gold coins. By the way, the next time you graze on the green lawn of the city, confiscate your sheep. ”

Yes, they do have the right to graze, but staring at the urban green belt of Mount Sulphur has changed from personal freedom to a crime against public property.

Over the past six months, damaged lawns and gardens, repair costs and labor costs alone have cost hundreds of thousands of gold coins, and what they have gained is probably only a few hundred gold dollars in grass costs.

Half sheep are best at turning black and white this time, now they accuse city managers of malicious law enforcement, really think I'm stupid.

“By the way, I just said I was a fool, and I realized I was in the community for two months of free labor. Who gives a shit, like him. In the future, go to the grassland to buy grass or graze outside the city. If grazing again at will, the entire community will be expelled from Sulphur Mountain City. ”

For the cunning and lazy half sheep, herding with sheep and sleeping beside themselves is already the hardest work.

Making them work like other races is already torture, and letting them work for others, free of charge and selfish of financial gain, is definitely worse than the death penalty.

Many words were severely punished, instantly, the crying was gone, the singing was gone, and they consciously lined up to appear.

So I nodded satisfactorily.

“Next! ”

Then, looking at the case file, staring at the smiling defendant in front of me, I frowned. No wonder the lower judge threw this case at me. This case is really hard to judge.

“Defendant, Ello. Tragic winds, half-longer hunters, crimes, abductions and sex crimes. ”

The evidence of the crime was conclusive and he confessed himself, but the verdict was a headache.

Although the means are dirty, the hunter's sad wind completes the hunter's dream and succeeds in catching a Druid as a pet, but succeeds in molesting his “pet” several times in a public place, and sometimes it's a bear, sometimes it's a leopard, sometimes it's a bird, that's when there's no human form... and. That Druid is still a male, the sad wind itself is also a male...

“Too dirty! It is disgusting, seriously affects the social atmosphere of the whole city of Iwo Mountain, strongly demands the execution of this * * * * habit and homosexuality, in the style of positive Iwo Mountain City" goblin prosecutor generously in the plaintiff's seat, the case is a layer of appeal, to the Supreme Judge, is the last key.

“We must pay attention to the identity of the defendant Half Dragon, in whose eyes“ walking with the beast ”is a tradition and a matter of course. Tolerance of the traditions of other races has been a tradition of which the urban inhabitants of Mount Sulphur have always been proud. Besides, the law does not explicitly stipulate that no crime is the most fundamental principle of our code, which prohibits sex with beasts and same-sex people. What, since there is no prohibition, then it is not a crime, nor can it be convicted, nor can it be punished? ”

With his interpretation of the law, Elf Advocate Koros once again took the upper hand, although, in his eyes, he looked at his defender with contempt and disdain.

In the eyes of a natural elf, a hunter's sad wind like this * * should have died 10,000 times, but now he's in court himself. On top of that, you cannot lapse in your duties as a defense attorney because of your preferences.

And, as Kolos said, in the absence of crimes under the law, the prosecution cannot even establish the charges, and how can the final punishment be determined?

“That law would make * * * such a disgusting crime!! How can we defend the dignity and fairness of the law if such an asshole is not guilty? ”

Rumor has it, Goblin D.A. Rowie. The gold coin jumped like thunder, even though he could not see his expression in a silver iron mask, but he was choking from that furious tone and the bursting blues under the mask.

Also, he spent countless energies on the case, tried twice and ended up before the Supreme Court, not least to get this * * out of the law.

I looked at the * * with the lizard head, and he looked at me too, blatantly, without the restraint and anxiety necessary to get on the dock.

And my Naya magic robe is still working. The tragic wind of the hunter is so blatant under the authority of the artifact, but it only means that he doesn't really think he is wrong. There is no guilt in his heart, and the artifact is ineffective.

“Different values? No, the other half dragons are not so * *. He should have known the law or been informed that he could not be convicted here. Oh, sure, it's funny how different worlds can always meet interesting crimes. ”

“Oh, can I go back now? My pets are waiting for me to feed them. “

I laughed, and the dragon man laughed silly.

To me, this seemed like an obvious expression and laughter, but it was an interesting provocation.

“Boom!”

The hammer fell, and I made a verdict.

“Not guilty, released in court. ”

There is no explicit prohibition of criminality. Since there is this loophole in the regulations I have made, let me admit that I lost.

Smell that, Naero. The sad wind laughed and the smile was full of pride.

“Indeed, urban justice in Mount Sulphur is most impartial. ”

But………

“Prosecutor Rowe, don't be angry, you should have known that since the law does not stipulate guilt, it is impossible for us to try him unjustly. ”

Of course, Rowie knew that it was because he knew that he was so angry that it was a mockery of the Supreme Court and the law itself to let a sinner go unpunished.

“But, my lord..."

“Is the Legislative Council of the Pope's Office ready for next week? ”

“Huh?! Oh, I see!! ”

I suddenly asked what was irrelevant, and Rowie was stunned, then suddenly enlightened, full of joy.

We in the Supreme Court, not just the judiciary, but the papal chambers in its four chambers, are more responsible for the drafting of new laws, and the Supreme Court, apart from being the final judge, has the power to legislate and interpret justice.

“Well, since this little erotic friend helped us find a loophole in the law, let's close it. Coros, when the new regulations are passed, send a couple of big divers to talk to this little friend a lot. Let him come in sooner, so we can thank him. ”

None of that was hidden from Errol. Sad wind, at this moment, he looked blue and seemed to have imagined when he was caught again.

And never do this disgusting thing again? From the outset, it was not his choice to see "Walking with the Beast” as the greatest hobby of his life.

It was said that even the victorious defense attorney, Koros, was pleased.

“Yes, my lord, I will do so immediately, ‘walking with the beast’ is an unnatural disgusting act that deserves severe punishment! Go public and be subject to more severe penalties! ”

“By the way, remember to include a pet abuse ban, such as this, which should disqualify you from raising a pet. Block these * * behaviors from the other side, do a double insurance. ”

As an honorary member of the Sulphur Mountain City Pet Association, how can I let this person continue to bully cute little animals and directly disqualify him from raising pets?

Finally, Ello. The sad wind cried, if he still chose to stay in Iwo Mountain City, then the hobby of walking with the beast would be banned from this.

Thus, under my control, the dignity of the law was upheld.

What if that guy ever changes his mind? Not to mention that I personally think it's hard for him to correct his sexuality. Habit, wouldn't it be a good thing if he could change that?

“Next…” Although these cases are cumbersome and boring, isn't that what work is all about?

Boring, boring, but sometimes interesting and meaningful.