The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

What the hell do I have to do with this asshole?

I'm afraid that's not clear enough.

We used to be adventurous companions together for a while, and then more time, but the relationship between the brave and the devil king, of course, lasted the longest, between the prison guard and the prisoner.

Now the warden says he's tired, old, doesn't want to do it, but he's going to give it to the prisoner?

“Are you kidding me!! Are you going to give this city to me, this witch? My demon king, who almost destroyed the world? Don't joke! ”

Adam grinned.

“I don't think so either. Who do you think I can give it to? ”

Yeah, who's it for? Xiaohong, as a red dragon, fits her racial characteristics very well, eats and sleeps well, wakes up and finds someone to play with, plays tired before going to sleep... but if she is the owner of the city, she will probably sell it to gold the next day.

Margaret, the last sage of the troika? She is smart and learned, she should be the right person.

“Margaret was, of course, the first choice, but she said no. ”

Of course no one else will do it, she has spent more than a hundred years of her youth here, now that you are not knowledgeable about wood, and intend to have a martyrdom across the river for a long time, then throw your responsibilities to someone else, Margaret did not do anything to fix you, it is already very restrained.

When I look at a man with a disgusting face, I don't get angry. How can a good girl like Margaret look at this idiot?

“Damn, if I had a good girl like Margaret like me...”

“Huh.” Adam laughed proudly and laughed so much that he couldn't help but give him a hard blow in the face.

“Bastard, you've beaten up. ”

All right, let's move. If I think about it, what am I hesitating to do? Give this old handsome a dark circle!

Then the two continued to mix, but ten seconds later, due to professional disadvantage, I was repressed again by force, and when he sat on my spinal bone and started pulling my leg bone, helplessly, I had to surrender.

“Don't leave me alone! The bones are breaking. They're breaking! It's broken! Bastard, if I was a holy knight..."

“Come on, say it or not, you take over! ”

“No! I have my own business to do. Want to tie the prisoner up with the prison officer? Are you kidding me? ”

“Prison? Do you still see this city of our hearts and minds as trapped in your prison? You are willing to see it become an accessory to other underground city owners for losing its protectors. ”

“Of course….” It was supposed to be “prison, of course, who cares“ or something, but I hesitated to say half of it.

Am I really supposed to spend more than a hundred years building a city with my own hands as a restraint? It has to be said that in my long life, the days of Mount Iwo are the most pleasant.

Multiracial mix, decades without major wars, people living in peace, this peculiar city, unlike any other city on the Ash continent, I'm afraid, is made of every drop of it.

“Well, it's annoying to let these greedy pigs take possession of the jewelry we've worked so hard to build, so don't tell me what you want me to do, don't tell me to be the owner of the city, you know I have my own business to do, and I don't have that energy at all. Just give it to me. ”

He knows me, and I know him naturally, and he should know that I can't accept being the owner of the city, and maybe now Margaret's story is that Margaret can't go backwards and let me accept something.

“Well, the reaction is exactly what Margaret said, since none of us can continue to be city owners, let's leave it to the next generation, shall we? ”

“The next generation? We're all bachelors. Where's the next generation? You mean..."

“Yes, Ann, my disciple, your gossip girlfriend, red-haired Ann, is back. ”

Ann, orphan, this year... About seventeen or eight years old.

Don't look at me like that. She's an orphan adopted by Adam. Last time I saw her, it was seven or eight years ago. The witch wasn't sensitive to the ages. It's been years. I can tell the approximate age is good.

As for gossiping about girlfriends, it was just a joke. At the time, she was still Laurie's. She watched our brother complain that no girlfriend was damaged. She actually said, "Look at me, I'm sorry, I'm going to marry you when I grow up." So, Roland the witch, who was also a necrophilias girlfriend, became a laughing stock that was always repeatedly mentioned.

“Stop kidding, give it to Ann?? Are you sure there's more left in Iwo Jima City the next day? ”

What kind of guy is Ann? In a nutshell, bear boy!! Bear child king of the most beautiful child in the world!

When I first met him in the year, I was caring for grease on my bones, which was a premium blend of salted snake butter, just when I was happy with my shiny skull...

“Ha, shoot! ”

A loud drink with a child's voice, the scenery in front of me flew away, the perspective in front of me kept spinning. On that day, I realized that even if the witch turned her head too fast, she would faintly die...

Later, my head flew a few miles out, headless body, scared countless passers-by to find the head that fell into the trash can...

Even without a sense of smell, that afternoon I was nauseated by garbage and bugs.

Afterwards, I learned that Ann, who was only six years old, was obsessed with playing football with my "inventions", and her favorite thing at the time was to follow the instincts of life, which was to see round, whether it was a trash can or a kitten puppy on the road, and then drink loudly and kick it out.

And the witch's skull was also round. At that time, the reflective head and white ball were quite similar...

Nor am I a petty person, nor would I compare to a child, but it seems that the other person is in love with the "foot feel" of a massive pump. ”

“Those cortical balls are for the girls to kick, and they break apart with a lot of strength. Bone uncle's skull is full of magic, much more interesting than those boring balls, it kicks especially sensual. ”

And so I was deeply disgusted by the naive smile of the bear child that day.

The most amazing thing is that her attack was without warning, it was not malicious, and most of my defensive spells were activated with malice... So, before I rewrote the magic of protection, it was a hard time to look back.

So every time we meet, it becomes a disaster.

In those days, I often only heard the iconic "Hi! Bone uncle", then the field of view in front of him flies back and forth, the heavens and the earth rotates 360 degrees, then goes into the hole accurately...

I will hate bear children so much, and it has been since.

Later, when the percussion and rapper was popular, the bear child didn't know where to hear that the magical bone, the best magic drum stick material, can come with the magic resonance effect of the high turning field...

And the finest bone magic material, besides the dragonbone, is the ultimate immortal creature - the witch demon.

Well, her band Skull Rock did rock the city, but I couldn't be happier if I wasn't a member of the musical instrument and was praised for the excellent rib tone.

When she heard about the Ice Castle and the Rin Winter Mountains from her story book, she wondered if she could open a bone-themed sculpture art exhibition.

“We don't have ice and snow here, just sulfur... But a lot of sulfur is toxic, but we are also the famous capital of the dead, use the dead to sculpt! My art cells are burning. ”

When the girl left the city and went outside to scourge the world, the whole city was caught in a carnival, and the happiest, I'm afraid, was the dead spirit of her scourge in the eastern part of the city.

Headless Knight Polo Competition, Skull Dance King Selection, “I'm the Song King” of the witch, she has no fear of the dead soul that normal people deserve, the whole of Dongcheng District, she made a death themed paradise.

However, the current theme of Dead Spirit Tourism also stems from this concept, and the programme "Using Dead Spirit Tourism as a selling point to revitalize the economic belt of Sulphur Mountain City” has become real.

“Don't say that, Annie. The girl is nonsense, but it's not her nonsense. It brings the dead spirits a lot closer to the rest of the people. Don't you think that in leading the city, what is needed is not so much capability, but an equal view of the citizens? Annie is the best in this. ”

“Hmm, Margaret told you again. ”

“Oh, that's what I thought. If people weren't looking high enough, how could they be fooling around with her? ”

“... as a helmsman, only the bright side and the human hope are not enough, and the wrist in the dark is essential. So, what you and Margaret mean is, let me help her? ”

“As long as she's on her way, it won't take long. And if you think she's not doing well enough, you can replace her, and the person who can stop you is basically not there. ”

Adam laughed proudly. “Besides, little Annie is your fiancée. Give her a hand, of course. ”

And I didn't answer, and I was going to refuse, but a sudden situation disrupted all my deployments.

At this moment, a golden panel jumped in front of me.

“Ding! Congratulations to the host, you can choose the Epic Quest, Phoenix Nirvana. ”

“Mandate Requirements: Identify and resolve the crisis in Iwo Jima City and train Annie before Adam dies. Levin became the leader of a unique side. ”

“Task Reward: Epic Discount Volume (purchase half price of any item below Epic level in the System Store), eligibility to open the Main Line Drama Task. ”

“At least…. Before leaving home, entrust the home to a reliable person. You wouldn't expect to see a ruin when you get back. ”

“Mission failure punishment: Would it be better to turn you into a mushroom-grown skull? Or would you rather have a mushroom with a skull? That's the skeleton with the mushroom head. ”

Previously, I triggered a sudden mission for this pit daddy system, but it's often the first time I've killed many creatures and given them an unreliable title of honor, like this.

But at this moment, I was attracted by its reward. “The opening qualification of the main line drama task" was well understood. Finally, it was time for the game drama to unfold. The so-called main line drama task, presumably the historical event experienced by the game player, was the irresistible seven Purgatory Havoc.

This was originally expected, but the other reward was very moving.

“Discount roll? If I could buy meat for half the price, wouldn't I be resurrected early? ”

But immediately after that, another task jumped out.

“Ding! Congratulations to the host, an optional epic mission has been triggered, and the Witch King is back."

“Mission Objective: Whatever evil god or conspiracy he has, tremble in front of the demon monarch. Absolutely violent or unable to solve everything, but at least able to solve the protesters. Become Lord of the City in the shortest possible time, rebuild the Everlasting Night Legion, and let the living once again fear the natural disaster of the dead. ”

“It's time to let the lazy bones of Dongcheng District move. They're making fun of it. It's a theme park for the dead. They're almost forgetting the honor of the East Wolf at night. ”

“Mission Reward: Eligibility for the opening of the Lordship and Continental Championship drama, the most perfect demigod-class witch body. ”

“Mandate Failure Punishment: To be honest, old rape is a millennium scourge like yours, and I can't think of any reason why you should fail. ”