The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Never proactively attack a master magician tower, let alone overestimate the moral threshold of a magician, unless you want to, like me, I X, twelve serial organs, you're not afraid to kill yourself, the magician is nuts - the great adventurer. ”

In a sense, this motto became the iron law of the adventurers, especially the world's great adventurer, who, in an exotic floating city adventure, was broken down into thirteen pieces by a chain of Great Olympic Artists, making a final note of his motto with his life, adding persuasion to the motto.

Creatures like magicians, often pursuing truth and knowledge all their lives, and their homes and magician towers are their laboratories and treasures.

So, when their research results and lives are at stake, the lower limits and manipulation are unusually low, their homes and laboratories are full of traps and institutions, and it's very possible to be randomly thrown into another world in the kind of magic trap that big bandits can't help.

The Legendary Archmage's home and the Mage's Tower will not be less threatening than the Dragon Cave, and the weakest witch, at least, is a legend.

So, I was curious, who exactly would attack the house of a witch, especially when the witch was clearly at home.

“Eliza?”

“... two squads of intruders, one squadron held in front of the attack and one squadron coming in against the wall on the side. Depending on your hand and the weapon you carry, it's supposed to be a dark elf, seven silver steps, three golden steps, kind of a luxurious formation. ”

Eliza gets what she wants, but that's not what I'm asking.

“Why would it explode? Didn't I tell you to set up some safe, quiet early warning facilities on the perimeter? If the bomb goes off so loud at night, the city manager will be here soon. ”

As required by the Code of Conduct for Urban Administrators (Sleepless Revision 6), when they hear a violent explosion, they will form a team to explore the site within five minutes, and I am in the central area of Mount Sulphur City, not far from the Supreme Court, and they will arrive in as little as ten minutes.

“They'll definitely take the opportunity to do a big search on us! The contraband in our basement is damaged!? ”

The city administration only has the right to enforce the law on the scene. In order to enter another person's house for search, it must wait for a search warrant issued by a higher authority. The superior unit of the city administration is the law enforcement department, and the superior unit of the law enforcement department is the Supreme Court, but how can I sign a search warrant to let the city administration search my house...

Yes, from the beginning, I was worried not about intruders, but about corrupt officials and illegal businessmen who didn't dare to report the theft of illegal proceeds to the police. If the city steward took the opportunity to enter my old house to check on the boss, I was afraid I would be thrown directly into Iwo Jima City prison.

Listening to my grievances, Eliza was still the poker face.

“Yeah, didn't you want a ‘safe' security system? At your request, the peripheral layout is just some engineering early warning robot. ”

“Then why did it explode?” Then, when I heard the reread of "safety," I suddenly realized.

“‘Safe?’ You wouldn't say which Golden Street security goblin device? Is that the Bear brothers? ”

Of course, I know the store, the safety brand sperm appliance has been revoked several times due to the sale of fake goods and explosives, and it should now also be operated without a license.

Of course, they named the store for the pitcher. Someone did buy the wrong "safe geotechnical product", but after a few accidents, where else would they buy it? This brand has also become a reverse model.

“Of course, I thought that was where you were going to take care of your brothers and specifically ask me to buy them? ”

“They're not my brothers! What use is their stuff besides an explosion? I'm crazy to make you buy anything! ”

“I'm sorry I misunderstood what you meant. ”

Although the maid sincerely apologized, the slight curve from the corner of her mouth made me realize that this boring half-demonster was making herself comfortable, and she must have deliberately!

“I... well, I've convinced you, and you've worked so hard to make fun of me. ”

“As long as you pay your wages, I guarantee that your life will be smooth in the future. ”

“Well, don't you think I don't know what you devils are up to, paying off your wages is the end of the contract, and you want to be free? Never.”

While I was chatting, those two squads were getting closer and closer, but I still wasn't paying attention.

“Did you identify the intruder? If you haven't already, I'll cut your money. Hmm, don't think I didn't know you misappropriated funds and bought your own stuff. So big, you like those lightweight clothes, huh, the steel virgins in lace skirts? Need me to pay for dolls... ”

Ironically, it can't be said anymore, it's like a real resentment black fog, constantly reminding me that it's going to be bad luck for a few days. For example, I wrote half of the experimental log suddenly got wiped out by the wind, the energy pool supplies somehow turned into dog food, the oil cleaning to treat the bones suddenly turned into natural asphalt, do the routine to make half the city pipe fall from the sky, put on the Lord Chancellor's robe to work suddenly more lace lace and cartoon pattern...

… to think that a sorrow descends from the sky, who is the master and who is the servant? Am I really gonna consider paying her off? Get her out of here!

“Boom!! ”

Another huge explosion broke my mind.

“What is this? You bought this in the garden!” I took my chances. “Humph, disobeying orders violates our contract and takes the opportunity to deduct another 10 years of her salary. ”

“.. that position, should be the geotechnical fully automatic sprinkler T130. ”

“Boom!! ”

“This way? A lawn mower? ”

“No, it's supposed to be the front door, the doorbell 'Loud King’?” With her head crooked, the girl pretended to be natural.

“Loud enough, luckily I never ring the doorbell... No, even the doorbell buys a safety card, are you planning to kill yourself with money? ”

“Boom!!” “Boom!!” This time, it was a series of explosions, and I knew the front door floors were going to be replaced, no, listen to the intensity of the explosion, maybe it's time for my old house to change to another front door.

“Is this a shoe cabinet? ”

Eliza nodded in pain. “Safety plate fully automatic shoe cabinet model XT-137. It is said to help the owner to automatically choose shoes, brush shoes, put on shoe oil... ”

I couldn't help but glorify myself as a witch, walking on the fly, never wearing shoes, but then I felt wrong.

“No, I didn't buy shoes. What are you buying shoe cabinets for? ”

“Ah? My lord, my negligence. ”

“Murder layout negligence? Your word game is getting more and more proficient. ”

“That's what you teach. ”

“Hey, the Evil Points have increased again, looks like another one has been hung up..... hope those intruders are still alive, at least go into the next experimental area and help me test the spell trap I set up. ”

Ellenita, the second daughter of the noble third family of Sobre City, became the high priest of Ross in the golden class by the age of two hundred, more symbolic of her profound spider mother. As the star of Sobre City tomorrow, she has become accustomed to looking at people with her nostrils.

She was delighted to accept the assignment after being led by the family commander on a diplomatic mission to Iwo Mountain City, after repeated discretion and investigation, which determined that it was not a conspiracy put in place by a priestess of the family for her position.

“Stupid, filthy, bipedal bug, vile man, dare to reject the goodwill of the spider queen! Well, don't you deserve to be enslaved? Let me regret my decision in the flames of the abyss. ”

Even as a diplomatic envoy, she still looked down on creatures other than the female Dark Elves, like most of her peers, so that diplomatic trade negotiations had no chance of success at the outset.

But as dark elves, the spies they naturally come with are just beginning.

“You, go and fulfill the task given to me by the Spider Queen. All the people on this list can be assassinated, they can't be assassinated, they can't do it temporarily, they can gather intelligence,”

That's why these Sky City Administrators received complaints from fellow Dark Pokémon in the city, and they were caught passively.

“Those bitches in ridiculous uniforms who believe in the Holy Light. Son, it's disgusting to see those idiots who betray the spider..... just take the chance to get rid of them and the spider mother will surely drop more rewards! ”

But for Alenita, the family's espionage mission was only incidental, and it was only by letting the family's men beat themselves to death for their own sake and for their own benefit that the real goal was.

But she hasn't come yet, and she's in trouble with her strange fellow believers in Holy Light, a partner from the city of Calon, who has fallen unexpectedly.

“Stupid man, he died too stupid and too weak, but if he said anything, it would be a big trouble. If he was caught in the grip of Mount Iwo, the Diplomatic Corps of Sobre City was expelled collectively. Shame on him, the investigation and assassination mission failed at the same time, and if our secrets were discovered by each other...”

Thinking of the family torture of the losers, the punishment of the weak after the spider turned into a half-sider monster or something... Elenita had to tremble all over her body.

But fortunately, the wise spider mother was still looking out for herself, and her mark on the man actually showed that he had been taken away from the impenetrable volcanic prison and taken to this strange old house.

Even if they heard it was a witch's house, they didn't let it back down.

“It's just another stupid man, aren't you virgins who haven't enjoyed the services of the beautiful male magicians in your family? Fear of a magician? Even if he is a legendary magician, we are Dark Pokémon, natural magic killers. Two of our golden shadow dancers, a spider queen priest, can instantly kill him..."

But at this moment, she has no sense of self-confidence to leave.

“There are explosions everywhere, explosions, explosions, doorbells explode, insoles explode, even little stones on the road... what kind of place are we in?”

Lying on the cold floor with a golden dancer as powerful as herself, her head opened an opening, her skull had flown, her blood and brains were spilling, the cause of death...

“The mighty Blood Hua Axidi died in an exploded hanger. Will anyone believe it? How can I explain to my family that we lost the strongest killer in less than three minutes, and that the elite of the two teams survived only three, but didn't even see the opponent. ”

Survivors were afraid to move forward, and when the retreating Acidi was blown to death by the hanger, they could not even retreat and could only form a perimeter.

But soon, she won't have to worry.

Because in front, a floating figure emerged from the night, the silver frost magic, the black death magic wandered between the skeletons, the purple soul fire burned in the orbit, and the sound line formed by the magic vibration was cold and desperate.

“Hello, Trial 17893, Trial 17894, Trial 17895, welcome to my lab, um, please remember your number, from today on, this is your new name, and this will be your old home, in the hope that I can make you feel the warmth of home. ”

Witches can't distinguish between men and women with the sound of magic synthesis, there is no emotional fluctuations, as if it were just an announcement that everyone knows the truth, he looks into his own eyes, there is no male desire, there is no female jealousy, if there is anything, it is just an interest in the physiological structure.

Unbeknownst, looking at the cold eyes burning like a ghost bear, Elenita remembers the advice of her own grandmother that hurts the most.

“In the eyes of the world, we Dark Elves are evil, dangerous, crazy, but in the face of true evil, we are just poor lambs to slaughter... ”

“Granny, I finally understand your exclamation. But unfortunately, it's too late... there's no good or evil, no liking, just looking at the eyes of experimental animals, is that really evil? ”

Before losing consciousness, this is the star of tomorrow in Sobre City, the last exclamation of the noble second daughter of the third family, Elenita.