The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In a mountain range full of sulphurous flavours, there is a huge cave and a huge giant beast seems to be sleeping.

Elegant, beautiful, enormous, fierce, these contradictory words blend perfectly in front of this hilly giant beast, with blades as sharp as a scales reflecting the rays of the sun, and silver glittering claws as big as flagpoles.

Its very existence is an incarnation of majesty, and its breathing can bring an astonishing storm and thunder, and life will feel its own end under the gaze of that magical dragon's eyes.

At this moment, as a king, it squints, seemingly staring at something, and then suddenly makes an amazing growl.

“Ow, ow! ”

With the thunderous roar of the giant beast, the whole mountain was shaking, countless warcraft heard and fled, and fierce corrupt vultures scattered like frightened sparrows.

At the top of the food chain, when the true owner of this mountain - Ein Matthews of the Upper Red Dragon - growls angrily, there is no life without fear.

Even though the roaring content is very silent...

“Ahhhhhhh, you have today, you're laughing at us. ”

The giant beast actually rolled up with his stomach in his arms, and the whole floor of the cave began to tremble like it could collapse at any moment.

“Shut up, Red! ”

Yeah, right in front of her, that's me, Roland the Witch. Lan, but at this moment, my condition is not very good...

“… Isn't this our wisest Lord Roland? Your body? There's only one brain left. ”

In front of a mountainous giant beast, is a skull less than the size of a scale, um, me.

“Hmm.” I really didn't want to ignore her, but the scorpion lions on one side reported their gains to their owners.

“Ahhhhhhh.” The strange voice of the scorpion lion was mixed with dragon language, which I didn't understand, but the more interested Ein Matthews was.

“Oh, you said he was first fought by a bunch of vultures, then the vultures were knocked down by the dogheads, then the dogheads were robbed by the vultures, and finally, after everything you saw, you robbed the vultures, and you thought he was familiar, so, give it to me? ”

“Roland, what an intense adventure. I'll share it with Adam and them. ”

Ignoring this stupid dragon, I remain silent.

Yes, the witch's skull is not digestible, and I, the only one left with the skull, enjoyed the sulfur mountain food chain so much that it was handed over at the first level, and eventually reached the top of the food chain in front of Ein Matthews.

Of course, I also had a way to use magic to restore it directly, but by 12 o'clock, my dead bone incarnation would be able to automatically reorganize under the influence of magic, so I didn't intend to waste magic to force the reorganization, and as a result… enjoyed a food chain cycle in Mount Sulphur City.

“You're happy too soon. Think about it. What makes me do this? ”

Red Dragon claw with his chin, as if humans appeared to think, at the beginning she was still quite straightforward and pointless, but soon, she remembered a possibility, her body twisted, her chin directly and severely hit the ground, but she couldn't care less about the pain.

“No way. Is that the guy back? ”

I nodded painfully.

“Yes, she's back, and, it's still an upgrade, is it much more mobile? Look how high I flew this time...”

My words were not finished, and the dragon had growled.

“Come on, come on! Put up a fight-free deck under the mountain and say I'm out visiting friends. By the way, the keys to the treasure trove? Throw me in the crater and let the bear child into my treasure trove. Forget it, I'm really going out. ”

On that day, the dragon recalled the horror of being dominated by that guy... After a nap, the proud dragon scale was insulted by children's graffiti, the treasure trove was filled with fear of underwater ponds, fresh meat was entered into the smell of sulphur and lava, and the golden gold coin was replaced with a worthless insult of glass,...

“Meow, I'm not one of those stupid lizards who can swap gold for glowing glass? Never!”

“Ooh, it's just like making Aunt Red happy. Everyone said Aunt Dragon would like something shiny. Whoa, that's wrong. Don't hate Ann. ”

At that time, facing the weeping little girl, facing the resentment of parents Margaret and Adam, facing my mockery of "You made the weeping little girl again," it was that the dragon could not remain dignified, only to please Ann in reverse.

“Mm-hmm. Sister Long likes Ann the most. Ann, stop crying. Ann Ann, Auntie gave you candy. No, this is artifact. Oh, it's very valuable. Oh, here you go. Don't like it? Try this, the Blessed Winged Armor, when you grow up, you can wear it...”

As evidenced by my rare books that have become graffiti books, the scariest thing about bear children is not their ability to cause trouble, but their ability to cause trouble. They also want you to clean up the tragedy. If you blame them a little more, say cry, and pay the price to please her.

That time, Ein Matthews gave away an artifact, a set of treasured epic armor, and two more... lollipops, which I actually think is more than enough, two lollipops is enough, and of course, I won't remind this stupid dragon.

At this moment, hearing Annie come back, remembering the tragedy of the past, even the ancient red dragon known as Bellon was scared to hide.

Bear children who attack, even dragons kneel.

“Don't panic, she's still in Iwo Mountain City. I'll get back to you when she gets up there. But now that we've met, there are just a few things that you should talk about. ”

“About what? I'm moving my treasure trove! Very busy.”

“How about your mother? ”

Obviously very polite interrogation, but Xiaohong cooled down.

“What do you mean? The Morrill who calls herself Dragon Queen? What's wrong with her? ”

Yes, the ancient Red Dragon Ein Matthews, the unfaithful daughter of the dragon queen Morrill, has been expelled from the underground dragon's rebel princess, just like every girl who ran away from home during the rebellion, she has a stomach for her mother and people.

“She stared at Iwo Mountain City, and perhaps the god of the source of the fire sealed below. Don't tell me you didn't know there was an evil seal down here. ”

“... I mean, how do you sleep so comfortably, so warm, like in a hot pit? It turns out there really is a fireplace hidden underground. ”

Well, Red Dragon loves active volcanoes as much as fire elements, and for her, if the god of fire elements is really sealed under the mountains, it's just a very comfortable source of warmth.

“So now it's a bit of a hassle, it looks like that bunch of dungeons are forming a coalition sooner or later, and that seal under your house has become their target, and you don't want to wake up, the house is ruined, even the treasure trove has been smashed. Rob it. ”

“And soon Annie is about to take over Adam's class, even though she is a bear child and a bear child that we raised together. Now those guys down there are so stupid, would you like to see our child bullied? ”

Rumor has it that the fierce light of the orangutan flashes through the eyes of the dragon, and with the intent to kill, it is an appalling majesty.

Substantial Longwei fell, and the mighty quasi-legendary monster Scorpion was swept in, scared to pieces, and I laughed first.

I know, don't look at Red, but she's not stupid, she's definitely got a lot of information from her eyes.

And don't look at her hard mouth, but what hurts most is Annie, the dragon girl who is too young to marry and her mother loves her. She already sees Annie as half her daughter. Otherwise, Red Dragon, famous for her greed and selfishness, can't give away a precious protective artifact.

Now I'm talking about Annie being bullied, and that's the killer, naturally, of those idiots in Mount Iwo who think they can climb the sky.

“Cut the crap, there's some kind of conspiracy. Just say it. As usual, you move your head, I'll do it, and I'll beat them up. ”

When I heard this, I laughed intently. I knew that since Xiaohong was willing to be a fighter, the goal of coming here today had been achieved for the most part, the rest...

“I want you to do a play, a dragon attack on the city. ”

… the layout is over, the rest is my task!

PS, make it even worse today, try to get out by midnight, with the support of your bookmates with tickets.